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Vegy 02/04/18 4:23:54 PM #1: |
Hmm? ;;;;;o
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Duncanwii 02/04/18 4:25:19 PM #2: |
I fingered my ex after giving her a breast massage. That was a while ago though.
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weapon_d00d816 02/04/18 4:27:13 PM #4: |
Cunnilingus
I did it a total of 3 times and it was never not disgusting. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 02/04/18 4:28:09 PM #5: |
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Cunnilingus "I don't wanna!I don't wanna!" *Gets head pushed down* --- There will always be exceptions. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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deupd_u 02/04/18 4:28:15 PM #6: |
I stuck my dingus in a jar of peanut butter. It was fucking nuts!
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Hayame Zero 02/04/18 4:28:18 PM #7: |
Which is more aggressive? A little choking, or slapping them in the face?
Because those. --- ...I think I'm done here... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 02/04/18 4:33:59 PM #8: |
Girl that I had an off again on again relationship followed me into the bathroom at a bar and locked the door. I was at the urinal peeing and she grabbed my junk to "help me".
When I was almost done and shooting the last few spurts of pee she put it in her mouth and I finished peeing. Later she took me home and I banged her on the hood of her nice white car. That shit looked like a murder scene when we were done. It was dark so I did not really notice until the end. All of that was super gross but I was drunk at the time so I just went with it. --- PSN: Jiek ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Parappa09 02/04/18 4:39:29 PM #9: |
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Scaramanga 02/04/18 4:40:35 PM #10: |
Scat play
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KingCrabCake 02/04/18 4:42:14 PM #11: |
Stuck a bottle in a girls butt back in college. Lol
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Reis 02/04/18 4:42:40 PM #12: |
Smashed in the dressing room of Charlotte Russe
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KingCrabCake 02/04/18 4:42:50 PM #13: |
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Cunnilingus God i love that...such sweet nectar --- [Your sig sucks] Waaaaah ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joestarrr 02/04/18 4:42:53 PM #14: |
Yeahhhh I don't like this game
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Key 02/04/18 4:43:03 PM #15: |
your mom OOHHHHHHH!
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Parappa09 02/04/18 4:44:51 PM #17: |
Key posted...
your mom OOHHHHHHH! burn --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 02/04/18 4:44:53 PM #18: |
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Girl that I had an off again on again relationship followed me into the bathroom at a bar and locked the door. I was at the urinal peeing and she grabbed my junk to "help me". You both need Jesus in your lives --- There will always be exceptions. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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I_Stay_Noided 02/04/18 4:45:59 PM #19: |
cucking a 59 year old man with his 30 year old trophy wife i guess
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Fishy 02/04/18 4:46:12 PM #20: |
Pulled onto the side of a highway and bent my then girlfriend over the driver's seat.
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nativengine 02/04/18 4:46:58 PM #21: |
I banged a chick on the hood of someones car in the Caesars Windsor parking structure.
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WizardPowers 02/04/18 4:48:17 PM #22: |
tried that porno thing where a girl is in doggy position with another girl on top of her with a strap on with me on the 2nd girl
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Zodd3224 02/04/18 4:52:01 PM #23: |
WizardPowers posted...
tried that porno thing where a girl is in doggy position with another girl on top of her with a strap on with me on the 2nd girl My only regret sexually is never having two women at the same time. --- Currently playing = Shadows Die Twice beta Fave game of all time = Shadows Die Twice ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pepys Monster 02/04/18 4:57:12 PM #24: |
Doggystyle.
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Offworlder1 02/04/18 4:59:20 PM #25: |
@Zodd3224
It is not too late for you to bang two women at once, dont give up on this dream, there is still time. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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weapon_d00d816 02/04/18 5:00:29 PM #27: |
Zodd3224 posted...
WizardPowers posted...tried that porno thing where a girl is in doggy position with another girl on top of her with a strap on with me on the 2nd girl I had the opportunity to cuck my ex with a better looking girl but said no. Huge mistake in hindsight. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordgold666 02/04/18 5:00:33 PM #28: |
Havin sex w ol gangbang over here without a rubber
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TheJBD 02/04/18 5:00:58 PM #29: |
mfmf foursome
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Lordgold666 02/04/18 5:01:03 PM #30: |
M_Live posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...Cunnilingus ^ --- Xbox GT: l0rdg0ld666 | 3DS FC: 1848-2391-0198 [LXGC] - Lethal Xbox Gaming crew ... Copied to Clipboard!
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electricbugs2 02/04/18 5:01:38 PM #31: |
Fingered my ex while my roommate was a few feet away.
We were literally in mid conversation with him, I threw the couch blanket on her and just went at it. Of course she made it stupid obvious by making weird faces at me and making noises so I had to drag her into the bedroom almost immediately. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 02/04/18 5:07:29 PM #32: |
Offworlder1 posted...
@Zodd3224 @Offworlder1 I am still trying to convince the wife. I havent given up :^) --- Currently playing = Shadows Die Twice beta Fave game of all time = Shadows Die Twice ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LavarNeedsHelp 02/04/18 5:09:28 PM #33: |
Held hands
But she held my....... Thumb! Woooooooop I feel so dirty even bringing it up ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WafflehouseJK 02/04/18 5:11:47 PM #34: |
Very light bondage, like just basic tying up and blindfolding.
Otherwise been pretty vanilla other than some roleplaying, slowly working my way up though. --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hairy-man 02/04/18 5:16:13 PM #35: |
I dunno. Probably eating ass
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Mr_Biscuit 02/04/18 5:17:05 PM #36: |
Got a few outdoor blowjobs in places where it was fairly secluded but still had a very real chance of getting caught. Pretty stupid in hindsight
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marthsheretoo 02/04/18 5:22:56 PM #37: |
Was at a ballroom dance venue with my ex, we got horny, went outside, started making out. I slipped my hand under her dress and at some point, I slipped it in and we started banging against the wall.
Her friend came out to say bye because she was leaving. We froze, me still inside her but obscured by the dress, pretended we were just tired-hugging, and said our goodbyes. Then she left and we finished >_> --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Parappa09 02/04/18 5:23:44 PM #38: |
WafflehouseJK posted...
Very light bondage, like just basic tying up and blindfolding. l waffle is a grown up --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 02/04/18 5:26:58 PM #39: |
Lots of cosplay and roleplay sex, taking a break from it for Feb though, tax time and other shit to deal with.
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ssj3vegeta 02/04/18 5:38:22 PM #40: |
@Lordgold666 posted...
Havin sex w ol gangbang over here without a rubber lol were u watching it too --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WafflehouseJK 02/04/18 5:42:28 PM #41: |
Parappa09 posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...Very light bondage, like just basic tying up and blindfolding. l lol, I'm moving on up in the world. --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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electricbearcom 02/04/18 5:47:20 PM #42: |
Got my ex to pee in a bowl after having unprotected sex then she drank it while walking around on all fours pretending to be a dog
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synth_real 02/04/18 5:47:32 PM #43: |
Had gay sex out the side of a car in a church parking lot at 4:30 AM on a Sunday. Left the condom out in the open for the churchgoers to discover
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TheGrindery 02/04/18 5:54:24 PM #44: |
Scaramanga posted...
Scat play The fuck.. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta 02/04/18 5:54:41 PM #45: |
NO judging!!!
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Key 02/04/18 5:55:41 PM #46: |
honestly though I haven't done much crazy shit. If day the most I did was some public outdoor stuff. Like no one was around and we're pretty sure no one saw us but at the same time if anyone would've just walked up to where we were they would've seen us
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nevershine 02/04/18 5:56:01 PM #47: |
Well, I've done quite a bit....
But if I had to choose Had a foursome with myself and 3 other chicks..... --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_OujiDoza_ 02/04/18 6:01:24 PM #48: |
electricbearcom posted...
Got my ex to pee in a bowl after having unprotected sex then she drank it while walking around on all fours pretending to be a dog Yikes --- R.I.P. Bilbo-Swaggins: Victim of the CommunistFAQS Regime |Brian-Dawkins|http://i.imgtc.com/5yil6xS.jpg. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scaramanga 02/04/18 6:06:53 PM #49: |
TheGrindery posted...
Scaramanga posted...Scat play Wanna know if the turds were mine or hers? --- A duel between titans. My golden gun against your Walther PPK. Each of us with a 50-50 chance. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JlM 02/04/18 6:08:52 PM #50: |
Scat.
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