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Topic | Differing opinions should never prevent friendships. |
MrMallard 12/25/19 9:24:32 PM #40 | My best friend says the f slur because he thinks it's funny, and is pretty viscerally anti-trans at points. I've known him since high school, and if he starts getting bad about it I comment on it. He's personable enough around everyone, including gay people, but if he ever got into a trans person's face and called them mentally ill or something, I would probably scold him. Considering how much of a lefty I am, why am I friends with someone like that? Because we have a very similar sense of humour which leads to excellent banter. Outside of the shitty stuff, we're on the same wavelength where we can just talk about the worst stuff and laugh about it while everyone else thinks we're insane. That kind of friendship takes years to form, and our mutual sense of humour is one in a million. I would also say that we're probably the most comfortable around each other. I'm a bit of an emotional crutch when my friends are going through a hard time, because I don't change much and they know I care. My friends are more extroverted than I am, so they facilitate conversations and help me interact with other people. This best friend is the social lynchpin of my entire friend group, without him I wouldn't know 3/4ths of my current friends and a lot of people wouldn't have met each other. In return, I pick him up when he falls over and offer a familiar experience, even when things are shit. I hate when he uses the f slur, like I physically cringe. I hate it. And like I said, if he slagged off a trans person on the basis of their gender identity, I would side with the trans person. But we're such good friends otherwise, and we give each other the space we need politically. We're actually pretty close politically, it's just the identity stuff where we differ. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | why *I* dont eat pork |
MrMallard 12/25/19 5:46:06 PM #41 | vigorm0rtis posted... Dead chicken bodies, ground up and fed back to them. Which is why American poultry is such a high risk for salmonella.Well, that explains that. Christ. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Has this conservative cringey dork turned into a meme yet? |
MrMallard 12/25/19 8:35:21 AM #18 | ultimate reaver posted... its just one dude trolling really hard and pretending everyone doesnt know charlie kirk is a weird grifterI've only got like 3 people on my ignore list, and one on my block list. I have a pretty solid idea of who it is lmao --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Has this conservative cringey dork turned into a meme yet? |
MrMallard 12/25/19 8:23:35 AM #16 | there are so many missing posts after #10 lmao --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | 25 y/o Goes INSANE and MURDERS an 18 y/o after finding out SHE was BORN a MAN!! |
MrMallard 12/25/19 7:32:45 AM #43 | Lots of misgendering happening itt. This Nikki person presented as a woman and called herself a woman - the least you could do is address her with her preferred pronouns in the wake of her death, especially considering the "trans panic" nature of her death. You most likely only know the murder victim as a transgender woman, and you almost certainly only know about her because of her murder. Addressing her as "him" is extremely tacky, and it's disrespectful to the person who died. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | guy keeps punching Trevor during the cutscene *GTAV spoilers* |
MrMallard 12/25/19 2:27:38 AM #2 | lol --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Was the Eddie Murphy skit offensive? |
MrMallard 12/25/19 12:01:42 AM #2 | Vol2tex posted... My brother sent it to his friend Michael (who is white) and Michael ended up claiming that it was racist (towards the white character)Yeah, probably not --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Texas man grabs his shotgun and shoots and kills 3 men who |
MrMallard 12/24/19 9:49:22 PM #3 | I thought the caption was gonna be wild, like "...were having consensual sex in the motel room next door" --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Muppet makes questionable purchase by buying a ton of Starlink starter packs |
MrMallard 12/24/19 9:13:21 PM #7 | In Australia we use "Muppet" as a synonym for "idiot", so the title reads well either way. It's much better knowing it's talking about an actual Muppet, though. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | If I was a cop I'd abuse my power |
MrMallard 12/24/19 9:07:17 PM #13 | No free hot dog? Eat free hot lead, street food vendor! --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | George Lucas hated and tried to destroy fan content that made luke gay/bi. |
MrMallard 12/24/19 9:06:01 PM #18 | Nah man, Rey and Finn were endgame if you ask me. The whole "I've got something to tell you" part of TRoS, and the movie's refusal to acknowledge it at the end, is infuriating because of this. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Same Old Lang Syne |
MrMallard 12/24/19 9:01:18 PM #1 | https://youtu.be/cmVXYOJzAJM --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | One week until new Doctor Who! |
MrMallard 12/24/19 8:58:56 PM #1 | I've been looking forward to series 12 all year --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Racism, xenophobia and anti-semitism are all low-IQ conditions |
MrMallard 12/24/19 8:39:54 PM #30 | Webmaster4531 posted... Some people don't celebrate ChristmasThat's a good point. I wish holiday merriment and goodwill to all those celebrating Christmas, Hannukah and Kwanzaa, and any other holidays occurring at this time. I also wish the best for people who don't celebrate the holidays - I hope there's a nice little eatery that's open on the 25th so you can get yourself a nice meal if that's your thing, and that your meals from the 25th of December through to the end of the year are bountiful and delicious. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Racism, xenophobia and anti-semitism are all low-IQ conditions |
MrMallard 12/24/19 8:34:09 PM #25 | My Christmas is going well enough. I just felt like posting on CE for a bit, and while I'm at it, why not insult some racists? I'm surrounded by family and I have friends on Discord I can be merry with this Christmas - I'm fulfilled, and I feel fine. My desire to call bigots low-IQ scum is a function of my comfort - no mod is going to moderate "you're a stupid motherfucker if you're a racist shithead", and I think that's funny. If a thread like this will ruin anyone's Christmas, it's more likely to be a bigot than not - and that in itself is a funny thought too. I'll shout until the cows come home about how racists, xenophobes and anti-semites can eat shit. Call it what you want - I feel good, and I'm channeling that confident, happy energy into calling shitty people names. I'm having a blast. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Racism, xenophobia and anti-semitism are all low-IQ conditions |
MrMallard 12/24/19 8:18:36 PM #18 | ModLogic posted... does this include gamefaqs insistance that the manji symbol must only be used as a hate symbol despite the fact over half the world that isn't the west doesn't use it with the same context? but of course gamefaqs insists that only west = right.That symbol is loaded with negative insinuations, whether it's spinning left or right. You know why this is the case. Don't be daft. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Racism, xenophobia and anti-semitism are all low-IQ conditions |
MrMallard 12/24/19 8:16:47 PM #16 | southcoast09 posted... Is this kind of topic really necessary on Christmas Eve night?I have goodwill towards everybody. Racists, xenophobes and anti-semites can eat shit and go to hell, though. Merry Christmas to all, except the bigots of the world. Change for the better, or piss off. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | She said yes CE! |
MrMallard 12/24/19 8:05:23 PM #4 | Don't get clammy on us, ya big ol' octopus. Congrats! --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Racism, xenophobia and anti-semitism are all low-IQ conditions |
MrMallard 12/24/19 8:03:04 PM #1 | What, you're paranoid that a race of people control the world? You think other cultures are lesser, and deserve less because they don't emulate "superior" western society? You think people deserve to get their shit kicked in based on their race? You're a fucking moron. Imagine being this much of a jackass. You're low-IQ trash with no chance of rising above your station due to your stubborn, stupid adherence to a bunch of hateful bullshit. You're scum, and that's why you aren't getting everything you want. It's not a shadowy cabal of Jewish people, it's not the immigrants, it's because you're scum. You deserve it. Go to hell. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Is revealing the truth about Santa Claus against the ToS? |
MrMallard 12/24/19 7:52:33 PM #10 | Lairen posted... Its a sentence. Its in English. Take your time.You're a sentence --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | My Coworkers mom is selling mexican food out of the back of her car at our work. |
MrMallard 12/24/19 7:49:04 PM #23 | https://youtu.be/CA-LGL9iMh4 --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | ITT: that nice George Michael song that sounds good when played at Christmas |
MrMallard 12/24/19 7:18:18 PM #1 | https://youtu.be/tFiMA_Id3A4 --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Margarine drives. |
MrMallard 12/24/19 7:10:38 PM #1 | Butter flies. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Let's check in on Neil deGrasse Tyson |
MrMallard 12/24/19 6:08:19 PM #5 | What a bad fucking take, Jesus Christ --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | It's Christmas already in Australia |
MrMallard 12/24/19 6:06:17 PM #1 | Don't believe the lies, everything feels sick and hungover. Christmas miracle my ass. I'm on the open road, going to see my nan and pop. Service is about to end, see y'all when I get there. That is, unless I die in a horrible fiery crash, in which case see you literally never again. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Is revealing the truth about Santa Claus against the ToS? |
MrMallard 12/24/19 5:42:43 PM #8 | I don't know what you're trying to say here --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Is revealing the truth about Santa Claus against the ToS? |
MrMallard 12/24/19 5:41:00 PM #5 | Lairen posted... Revealing Gods fake af isnt against the tos so...What does that have to do with Santa? --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Anyone have any uber/lyft sex stories? |
MrMallard 12/24/19 5:32:01 PM #15 | TC is being super weird rn --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | What are your thoughts on people who post spoilers? |
MrMallard 12/24/19 5:30:55 PM #24 | Crepes is a jackass, if that's what you mean. Spoiling Star Wars is just a shitty thing to do. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Tfw a fat fuck is gonna come down your chimney tonight |
MrMallard 12/24/19 5:26:35 PM #8 | Butterfiles posted... Then he bangs your wifeinstead of leaving milk and cookies, you hide in the closet with a belt wrapped around your neck --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | I'm cooking Duck for xmas |
MrMallard 12/24/19 5:25:07 PM #6 | I would say the same for you, you beacon of rapscallionism and the depth of hate in the human heart! --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | I'm cooking Duck for xmas |
MrMallard 12/24/19 5:21:13 PM #2 | The hell you are! *overturns the oven tray, spilling your Christmas meal onto the floor* --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Do you like kevin spacey? |
MrMallard 12/24/19 5:03:34 PM #7 | If he didn't molest young men, then maybe I would enjoy his acting. But he's a molester, and regardless of his chops, the movie landscape is better without him. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Impossible Burger Has 18 Million Times More Estrogen |
MrMallard 12/24/19 4:58:39 PM #85 | Are y'all still on this soyboy crap? --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Giuliani claims the Dems want to kill him |
MrMallard 12/24/19 4:48:18 PM #8 | Wasn't Rudy Giuliani like a beloved mayor of NYC before this? He's arguably as deranged as Trump, or moreso - he's putting real smarts and goodwill into being one of the most destructive and obstructive motherfuckers alive, while Trump is a degrading meatbag of idiocy and malcontent. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | YR: as a gift to the world, SBallen deletes the GameFAQs forums, keeps the rest |
MrMallard 12/24/19 4:45:19 PM #1 | The site no longer hosts doxxers, and remains a popular touchpoint for people who need information on video games --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | ITT: Aussie rock that isn't ACDC |
MrMallard 12/24/19 9:43:08 AM #1 | https://youtu.be/tmW4OYTu7Qo https://youtu.be/Lf0_m5oZW7c https://youtu.be/K8KgP2aOXcA --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | The majority of us will end up dying alone in poverty |
MrMallard 12/24/19 9:39:44 AM #19 | At least I'll be drunk --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Is duncanwii the younger version of vegy? |
MrMallard 12/24/19 9:37:40 AM #11 | Frostmourne posted... Is duncanwii the younger version of vegy? Yes Frostmourne posted... Is duncanwii vegy? Yes --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Rolly Mingwald pt. 4 |
MrMallard 12/24/19 9:36:15 AM #176 | Feth McSarline --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Working class old man banter |
MrMallard 12/24/19 5:03:18 AM #7 | My friend's dad has his leg in a cast, and we ran into him down at his local pub. He was hobbling to the bathroom, and one of the regulars went "bloody hell mate, hobble faster or get out of the way". Old blue-collar workers banter is savage and fantastic --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | What do you call a baby with a sword? |
MrMallard 12/23/19 6:19:20 PM #10 | Dead meat? That, or shish-kebab --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Bill Cosby Accuses Eddie Murphy of 'Cooning' in Statement Regarding SNL Joke |
MrMallard 12/23/19 6:16:37 PM #46 | Yeah, well dozens of women accused Bill Cosby of rape, so who's got it worse? Irrelevant-ass rapist bitch. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | WTF evidently Daffy Duck was conceptualized as WWII propaganda |
MrMallard 12/23/19 1:16:28 PM #51 | spikethedevil posted... What was the racist hunter? MrMallard posted... There's a cartoon where Bugs is being hunted by like a really stupid racist caricature of a black man, with the racist lips and everything. It is literally an Elmer Fudd cartoon where the hunter is 10x as incompetent as Fudd, completely unfunny and charmless due to a slow-witted drawl, and only exists to be a truly horrific and disgusting caricature of another race rather than to be entertaining in any other way. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | WTF evidently Daffy Duck was conceptualized as WWII propaganda |
MrMallard 12/23/19 1:12:14 PM #48 | I think we can all agree that the cartoon where Bugs Bunny massacres an island of Japanese soldiers while rattling off racial slurs hasn't aged well at all. Looney Tunes have also created pointlessly racist cartoons outside of the context of the war, like my example of the racist hunter cartoon who could have been replaced by Elmer Fudd. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | London girl finds disturbing message in Christmas card |
MrMallard 12/23/19 1:09:07 PM #1 | https://www.9news.com.au/world/tesco-london-girl-finds-disturbing-message-in-christmas-card/c6df1964-a775-43a8-92c1-945a78049160 UK-based grocery chain Tesco has halted production at a factory in China after a British newspaper reported it used forced labour to produce charity Christmas cards for the supermarket. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Jack Daniels was a manlet |
MrMallard 12/23/19 12:58:29 PM #1 | Jasper "Jack" Newton Daniel stood at 5'2''. He established a brand that is one of the biggest bourbon brands in the world. Anyone who tells you that your height has anything to do with your aptitude with women, your competence as a human being or with how you deserve to be treated can go fuck themselves. You hold your own destiny in your hands. If your will is strong and you're patient, you have the potential to find success and happiness. The only people who ever took "manlet" shit seriously were incels, and they're going to die alone because they're self-centred defeatist scum who wouldn't change their lifestyles if they caught even a whiff of the "social marxist scum" trying to influence them. Being hateful, alone and miserable is a better use of their power than doing anything that they think will "let the feminists win". If you have a good head on your shoulders, and have any redeeming qualities that other people around you might vibe well with, your height doesn't mean shit. You might never be as good as Jack Daniel, but you'll be better than the sort of defeatist trash who keep cum jars and who think women should be appointed to lonely men by the government. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
Topic | Viral: Logan Paul says he will release GAY SEX TAPE if he receives 100k tweets! |
MrMallard 12/23/19 12:45:47 PM #19 | Logan Paul, his brother Jake and his abhorrent pervert dad are a whole other breed of stupid attention whores. But by God, Logan Paul is copping to the fact that video exists of him sucking dick. We'll have to see how this whole fiasco goes down, but the fact that he isn't like destroying his belongings in response to being called out as gay? The fact that he hasn't mobilised his child army to react to this supposed revenge porn? There's a surprising bare-level minimum amount of tact going on, and some good humor. I don't give the Pauls props for anything, but if he delivers on this, there will be a first time for everything. --- Snap your fingers, I'll come running, and leave again when you're bored. Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
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