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pinky0926
12/24/19 4:54:35 AM
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Skeleton crew at the office today so it's just me, the local farmer Steve and Greg, who spent 30 years prior to here working as a bus driver.

There's nothing wrong with any of this but I tell you fucking what, there's only so much chat about the cost of train tickets I can endure and this has gone on for 33 minutes

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KillerSlaw
12/24/19 4:56:11 AM
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You should bring up Star Wars.

I bet they'd get a hoot out of that

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MedeaLysistrata
12/24/19 4:56:33 AM
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Three guys... is this a call back to that CLASSIC von Neuman topic you made?

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pinky0926
12/24/19 4:59:37 AM
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KillerSlaw posted...
You should bring up Star Wars.

I bet they'd get a hoot out of that

Funny you mention that, Greg is absolutely obsessed with star wars. He's the guy with star wars t shirts and a star wars mug that he uses in circulation with his "I'm not grumpy, I'm just old" mug.

MedeaLysistrata posted...
Three guys... is this a call back to that CLASSIC von Neuman topic you made?

I actually don't remember the context of that, what do you mean

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MedeaLysistrata
12/24/19 5:01:52 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
I actually don't remember the context of that, what do you mean
Was just a joke about how one guy had an intelligence of of a factor of ten compared to the other guy, who had an intelligence of a factor of 10 compared to the third guy. One of them was Feyerabend but I dont remember the 3rd

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electricbugs2
12/24/19 5:02:19 AM
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Lmao it's not even an old man thing, just a working class anyone.

My stepdad and uncle had a few too many beers one night, and then proceeded to talk for two straight hours about chainsaws. Was mind numbing, and since they were drunk they just got louder and louder.

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MrMallard
12/24/19 5:03:18 AM
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My friend's dad has his leg in a cast, and we ran into him down at his local pub. He was hobbling to the bathroom, and one of the regulars went "bloody hell mate, hobble faster or get out of the way".

Old blue-collar workers banter is savage and fantastic

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pinky0926
12/24/19 5:03:42 AM
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Oookay we've moved on from train tickets to the driving conditions on the A68. Wonderful. This is going to be a very long day.

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pinky0926
12/24/19 5:04:43 AM
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MrMallard posted...
My friend's dad has his leg in a cast, and we ran into him down at his local pub. He was hobbling to the bathroom, and one of the regulars went "bloody hell mate, hobble faster or get out of the way".

Old blue-collar workers banter is savage and fantastic

Aye in small doses it's good craic. For example, farmer jerry likes to tell me to "get a fucking haircut you muppet" just about every day. It's just the mundane prattle for literally hours I can't abide

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Parappa09
12/24/19 5:05:01 AM
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  • how things used to be better back in the old days
  • outrage at the price of pints
  • young people are snowflakes and they need to grow a pair
  • bring back plastic straws
  • there's only two genders and people shouldn't be able to change!!!

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KillerSlaw
12/24/19 5:18:11 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Funny you mention that, Greg is absolutely obsessed with star wars. He's the guy with star wars t shirts and a star wars mug that he uses in circulation with his "I'm not grumpy, I'm just old" mug.

huh, all the old men and farmers I know absolutely hate Star Wars.

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