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Topic | If y'all really dislike certain posters and want them to leave, stop responding. |
MrMallard 12/24/18 10:50:00 PM #1 | Leave each of their threads at 1 post, and they'll get cross and leave. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Recommend some less toxic gaming communities? |
MrMallard 12/24/18 10:46:47 PM #88 | SchoolForAnts posted... MrMallard posted...This is like announcing that you're leaving a discord, then asking anyone if they'll send you an invite to another one. Or breaking up with a partner and asking them if they have any cute friends that you can move onto. I mean, fair in joestar's case. I'm not being particularly nice. smoliske is a meme though. I hope they're happy together, but I've never met a bigger meme than smoliske. In my opinion, of course. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Perfect girl, but she does Tidus' laugh when she orgasms |
MrMallard 12/24/18 10:44:46 PM #8 | Man, as long as I'm goofin', I'm happy. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | At 6:45 we will all say "I'm with HIM(Trump)" and put your drink up |
MrMallard 12/24/18 10:43:35 PM #19 | I can't make "(" noises with my mouth also fuck him, he's being paid top dollar to stop your government to a crawl over his stupid wall. They gave him a small loan of 5 million dollars, but he stomped his feet and cried because it wasn't a billion dollars. Like I get that the OP is being facetious and funny, but this does bother me a lot. Also it's hot as tits in Australia and I'm cranky. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Recommend some less toxic gaming communities? |
MrMallard 12/24/18 10:37:47 PM #83 | This is like announcing that you're leaving a discord, then asking anyone if they'll send you an invite to another one. Or breaking up with a partner and asking them if they have any cute friends that you can move onto. I'm sorry that things have gotten bad for you, and I wish you well when/if you finally shift from this shithole board, but this thread is a tacky move. Good luck I guess, but topics like this are why there's a backlash against you in the first place. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | I hate that Pachelbel Canon has become the white trash wedding song in America |
MrMallard 12/24/18 10:21:53 PM #8 | When I hear it, I nearly vom. Never much liked it because it's such a fucking cliche. Canon Rock is fucking dope though, there used to be a really awesome Evangelion AMV that used it --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Trump: "I am all alone (poor me) in the White House" |
MrMallard 12/24/18 9:47:53 PM #31 | Yeah, and public servants are working harder jobs than his, for free, because he's a fuck-ass. He's the leader of the free world, and he feels so sorry for himself. Fuck off and do your job, you fucking knob. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Imagine it being cold on Christmas |
MrMallard 12/24/18 7:34:11 PM #6 | Forgettable posted... Imagine being blasted by images of a snowy christmas from the media only to never experience what's being shown shit, now you're on my level this is the worst part about a hot Christmas, goddamn --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | 2 more days until I fly out to see my bf :3 |
MrMallard 12/24/18 7:30:31 PM #253 | what a meme --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Can we agree that Hereditary is the best recent horror movie? |
MrMallard 12/24/18 7:26:33 PM #15 | It's a good movie before it gets all wacky and shit at the end --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Imagine it being cold on Christmas |
MrMallard 12/24/18 7:24:00 PM #4 | Ryetoast posted... Imagine it being cold in the summer. I can only dream, unfortunately --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Imagine it being cold on Christmas |
MrMallard 12/24/18 7:14:07 PM #1 | Here in Australia it's like 35-40 degrees Celsius, full summer weather. The only cold Chrismas I've had in my life was a Christmas where it belted down rain. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | It's Christmas Eve and I'm lonely as fuck, ask me anything |
MrMallard 12/24/18 7:06:01 PM #21 | t!youtube i wish i was the moon tonight neko case --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | That one time when the alt right got pissed at Wolfenstein |
MrMallard 12/24/18 6:58:27 PM #52 | RiderofHogs posted... MrMallard posted...I mean, all Nazis should die Not talking about them, I'm talking about Nazis and they should all die --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | That one time when the alt right got pissed at Wolfenstein |
MrMallard 12/24/18 6:56:12 PM #49 | I mean, all Nazis should die and that shouldn't be a controversial opinion --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Man when the throat lozenges tastes so good |
MrMallard 12/24/18 6:45:13 PM #14 | pikachupwnage posted... MrMallard posted...This seems like it's pretty close to idolizing pre existing military medication I was very drunk last night --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Kevin Spacey - 'Let Me Be Frank' |
MrMallard 12/24/18 6:19:50 PM #47 | "Let me be Frank... in a modern day reboot of Everybody Loves Raymond, please, my career is dying" --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Man when the throat lozenges tastes so good |
MrMallard 12/24/18 8:38:55 AM #12 | This seems like it's pretty close to idolizing pre existing military medication --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | My cinnamon is EIGHT years past its expiration date |
MrMallard 12/24/18 7:50:31 AM #5 | time for a cinnamon challenge --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Should I get a Nintendo Switch? |
MrMallard 12/24/18 6:11:03 AM #11 | The Switch is a very good indie machine. You've got point and click adventure games like Agatha Knife, you've got lower-key racing games, Kemco RPGs, platformers, rhythm games etc. - in that regard, it's a much more diverse market place than your regular Nintendo fare. As far as CRPGs or tactical RPGs go, you've got the Banner Saga games and Mercenaries Saga - that's 6 stretegy games right there. There's also a cheapo parody game named Ambition of the Slimes, it's got low production quality but it's a hoot. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | wat yall DOING on christmas ass eve! lmao! |
MrMallard 12/24/18 5:56:47 AM #11 | SoundNetwork posted... MrMallard posted...I'm getting fucking drunk, I've got 15 longnecks and a bottle of gin The gin is a gift, I'm not opening it tonight. The 15 longnecks are all mine, I'll get through as many of them as I can. Combined, we've got *10 pre-mixed whiskeys *70+ half-strength beers *16 longnecks (15 in a carton, 1 loose) *2 bottles of spirits *A few assorted bottles of booze, like Cowboy *1 bottle of rocket fuel that my pop brings out when the mood is fucked up We're staying in a recovering alcoholic's worst nightmare. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | wat yall DOING on christmas ass eve! lmao! |
MrMallard 12/24/18 5:28:46 AM #7 | I'm getting fucking drunk, I've got 15 longnecks and a bottle of gin --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Social Justice Warriors Are Outraged By This Photograph. Can you guess why? |
MrMallard 12/24/18 5:11:02 AM #2 | The guys are mostly front and centre, with the dude lying across the table, and most of the women are contained to the back or to the side. They could say something about "manspreading" and the guys taking up room because it's socially acceptable for guys to be wacky, but women need to put up with it and be above it all and dignified in comparison - this painting the picture in a sexist slant. That, or they're all white. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | tfw ur $70 import is gonna hit customs during the shutdown |
MrMallard 12/24/18 2:21:41 AM #6 | feelsbadman.jpg I got some really weird shit coming in the mail, if it got delayed because my government kicked itself in the head and fucked over hundreds of public servants I would be sweating bullets. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Is Mary Popping the oldest movie so far to get a sequel? |
MrMallard 12/24/18 1:37:52 AM #3 | Phantom_Nook posted... Bambi got a sequel. Just came in to say this, the sequel came out like 50+ years after the first one as well. I'm pretty sure that it's the oldest direct sequel, at least to my knowledge. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | The Truth about green butter |
MrMallard 12/24/18 1:03:09 AM #36 | is is this a copypasta of Vulgar's Joestarrr post? --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Nothing is better in this world than someone who wishes bad things on others... |
MrMallard 12/24/18 12:59:40 AM #1 | ...having bad things happen to them instead. Take that guy who recently said that God makes natural disasters to take care of gay people. He lost his house to flooding during a natural disaster. Or some fucking wacko saying that atheists/Christians/different races deserve to have their life ruined piece by piece, who end up gradually losing their homes and alienating every close relationship in their lives. It's harsh, but you can only see so many of these self-indulgent dickheads get away with being little shits before you start hoping for some karmic interference. A homophobic radio DJ ends up with a gay kid and their family supports the kid and alienates the father, or an avowed racist who tells racial slurs on the street getting the shit kicked out of him - it's nice to know that bad things happen to equally bad people sometimes. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Gamergate made me realize how scummy gamers were |
MrMallard 12/24/18 12:43:51 AM #58 | TheMaskedPooper posted... MrMallard posted...Personally, I don't think that she did what she was accused of doing, Cheating on her boyfriend, or fucking a game reviewer for a positive review of her game? I hear that she did cheat on her boyfriend, if nothing else. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Gamergate made me realize how scummy gamers were |
MrMallard 12/24/18 12:20:39 AM #55 | Inferno Dive Dragoon posted... Disliking Gamergaters is one thing, there's reason enough to do so, but I'm utterly baffled as to why so many anti-GGers treat Zoe Quinn like some sort of saint. Personally, I don't think that she did what she was accused of doing, meaning that her doxxing and harrassment were over literally nothing but some incel sob story perpetuated by a jilted ex. The only reason she came to any sort of prominence in the first place, whether she was made a feminist talking head or if she took the position in the face of the backlash for some moral reason or whatever - is because she was treated fucking terribly by neckbeards online. It's a similar trap to Anita Sarkeesian - she was a fucking nobody before her Tropes vs Women Kickstarter blew up, and she had actually funded and released a full first season of that online series before anyone knew who she was. The reason she became such a prominent face is because some fuck-ass saw her Kickstarter, complained about the women taking over and got enough turds to start harrassing her. That harrassment by these nobodies bolstered her reputation and brought her Kickstarter to prominence, introducing a lot of feminists and social justice types to her content, and the resulting clash over her is history. Like y'all go out of your way to ensure that your stance on them is clear, with them being shitty people whether their harrassment was warranted or not, but in both instances they would have been perfectly fine content creators with their own small followings and no amount of clout or meteoric prominence in the feminist/social justice sphere - they would be perfectly serviceable people getting by in life, probably fucking over as many people in their day to day life as you or me (which is to say, not a whole lot of people). The only reason we know about either of them, and why they've had any of this power that has resulted in their reputations of being shitty people, is because a bunch of Gamergate fuck-asses blew them up and brought them to the attention of larger, more rabid fanbase who would be more fervent in defending them. That hot take aside - what did Zoe Quinn do aside from what her jilted ex jizzed onto the internet to initially smear her name? Not asking as a "gotcha" or whatever, I'm genuinely ignorant of why she would be hated beyond that point, and I'm curious as to how her activities during and post-GamerGate make her a bad person. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | The most important rule of shooting a deuce in a public restroom |
MrMallard 12/23/18 12:36:58 PM #27 | smoliske posted... MrMallard posted...The cardinal rule in my town seems to be "if you're possong in a trough, hock a loogie while you're at it to save you the trouble". I'm an Aussie so close enough? I just don't want to hear people slinging loogies while I'm trying to take a shit. Get in there, engage in an uncomfortable piss stream like everyone else, leave. Don't fucking snort all your snot up in an echoing, occupied bathroom, then let a heavy, booger-laden gob hit the bottom of the urinal and splash in your piss. It's fucking filthy, do it outside or don't do it at all. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | West of Loathing on Switch for $10 - good deal? |
MrMallard 12/23/18 12:29:35 PM #11 | I'm considering buying Mechanika, I bought Agatha Knife when that came out and I enjoyed it immensely - I never finished it thanks to a glitched puzzle, which never seemed to fix itself in my game file despite patches coming out to directly address it. But I liked it a lot, and I would enjoy getting another glimpse into the world. I would have to go back and play through Agatha Knife, though. Which isn't completely out of the picture, of course - again, nothing but good things to say about Agatha Knife. It's just a bit of a hassle. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | West of Loathing on Switch for $10 - good deal? |
MrMallard 12/23/18 12:23:43 PM #10 | prettyprincess posted... are you looking for switch titles specifically? Yeah, I've got $20 of Switch credit. Unless you have any PS3 deep cuts, lol --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | West of Loathing on Switch for $10 - good deal? |
MrMallard 12/23/18 12:20:07 PM #8 | I'm glad to see so much KoL support in this thread! I just bought the game - thanks for commenting. If any of y'all have other game suggestions from this Christmas sale, feel free to drop them here. I've got like $20 to spend, I'm looking for underrated gems at cutthroat prices but I'll consider dropping a bit more on a game that looks promising. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | West of Loathing on Switch for $10 - good deal? |
MrMallard 12/23/18 12:11:51 PM #1 | I'm a fan of KoL from way back, was never a hardcore nut about the game but I liked it and I jived fairly well with its tone and style. I remember spending ages grinding for meat in the Spookyraven mansion, fighting dressers for meat wallets and coin purses. West of Loathing is usually $14 AUD, but for the holidays they've dropped the price down to $10. Reckon that's a good deal for a KoL fan? --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | The most important rule of shooting a deuce in a public restroom |
MrMallard 12/23/18 1:27:21 AM #5 | The cardinal rule in my town seems to be "if you're pissing in a trough, hock a loogie while you're at it to save you the trouble". I've been taking a shit in a pub toilet a few times, only to hear someone outside take a piss and spit in the trough while they were at it. Fucking foul behavior. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | You LITERALLY can't name a console better than the Super Nintendo! |
MrMallard 12/22/18 6:51:45 PM #8 | Nintendo Switch --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Do you remember the Bill Cosby flash game where you lure folks in with pudding |
MrMallard 12/22/18 6:36:37 PM #1 | and then hit them with a camera to kill them before dumping their bodies into a pit? This was in like the mid-2000's btw --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | I'm waiting at the airport for DocileOrangeCup, AMA |
MrMallard 12/22/18 4:38:51 AM #141 | Wow, his flight got delayed for a week? That's pretty hardcore --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | I'm glad that gamers can agree on one thing - that Isabelle is the best |
MrMallard 12/22/18 2:19:08 AM #1 | Everyone from weird 4chan anime-sig pervs to far-left Tumblr social justice posters love Isabelle for her cute design and tenacious, upbeat attitude. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Nikolas Cruz put a MAGA Hat on his Dead Mom's HEAD while in her COFFIN!! |
MrMallard 12/22/18 12:26:29 AM #4 | What a fuck-ass. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | 13 hours until Trump Shutdown 2: Electric Boogaloo |
MrMallard 12/22/18 12:08:59 AM #28 | A_Good_Boy posted... 2 shutdowns in 2 years. Most people would call that a failure in governance. Those people shouldn't vote Republican. Dude, there was a shutdown earlier this year in January. Trump has bookended 2018 with government shutdowns. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Neo-nazi hospitalized after fight with antifa. |
MrMallard 12/22/18 12:07:00 AM #16 | E32005 posted... Womp womp --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Idea for a New Years resolution: write a movie, one post-it note at a time |
MrMallard 12/21/18 1:30:38 PM #1 | From January 1st to December 31st, write down an idea or some dialogue on a post-it note - one post-it note per day. By the end of the year, you'll have an outline for a movie. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Guy who says God sends disasters to punish gays has home destroyed in disaster. |
MrMallard 12/21/18 9:51:40 AM #15 | Tyranthraxus posted... http://deadstate.org/guy-who-says-god-sends-natural-disasters-to-punish-gays-has-his-home-destroyed-in-a-natural-disaster/ The funny thing is that he doesn't even have a closet any more --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | All I want for Christmas and my birthday is my first ever 500 topic. |
MrMallard 12/21/18 3:44:44 AM #456 | Let me add to this Christmas wish of yours: TITS --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | 82% Of 'Straight' Men Say Masturbating Each Other Is 'Not Gay' |
MrMallard 12/21/18 3:36:47 AM #64 | Lorenzo_2003 posted... Theres nothing wrong with being gay, but stop trying to gaslight us (heteros) lmao here's a sig quote for anyone who wants it --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Man of Steel is still the best superhero movie of all time. |
MrMallard 12/21/18 3:34:04 AM #35 | God_Of_Entirety posted... TendoDRM posted...God_Of_Entirety posted...at least it had good action scenes. sigh Yeah, Returns was not a great flick. I feel like Man of Steel's action scenes are few and far between, and kind of bland because of this stupid military focus with Detective Stabler and shit. It only gets particularly wild near the end. The last fight scene was pretty fantastic, even with the way they took the ending. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Man of Steel is still the best superhero movie of all time. |
MrMallard 12/21/18 3:31:31 AM #34 | I mean, the original Superman is still pretty tits - it did more for the character and for the medium of film than Man of Steel did. And Spider-Man 2001 had more of a soul than Man of Steel, to the point where I would absolutely rank it higher. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
Topic | Trump signs bill where Americans MUST get JOBS to get FOOD STAMPS!! |
MrMallard 12/21/18 3:28:58 AM #84 | I mean, this is going to affect people who can't work in the first place. Who rely on food stamps to fucking survive. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim |
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