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TopicThis cannot continue this cannot continue this cannot continue
MrMallard
12/21/18 1:59:24 AM
#5
yes it can
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TopicLet's get shit faced and raise a ruckus CE
MrMallard
12/21/18 1:58:27 AM
#49
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
MrMallard posted...
We've had our differences, TC, but that OP has that fucking energy that I love to see in a post.

I'm saving myself for a school reunion tomorrow, but in my stead I would like you to go absolutely buck-wild.


What differences? Though, i'm not too thrilled about the rest of your post.

I made a topic ages ago and you were like "your mom TC lol" and a bit insulting for a string of posts

like no hate, that's just how CE is sometimes and I feel like that's the sort of chaotic energy you give off judging from this topic. I was just like "we've had our differences, but this is a good fucking topic"
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TopicLet's get shit faced and raise a ruckus CE
MrMallard
12/21/18 1:53:11 AM
#46
We've had our differences, TC, but that OP has that fucking energy that I love to see in a post.

I'm saving myself for a school reunion tomorrow, but in my stead I would like you to go absolutely buck-wild.
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TopicHas Trumps reign affected you negatively?
MrMallard
12/21/18 1:50:46 AM
#17
I see a lot more conspiracy dipshits and anime-sig neckbeard weirdos in more prominent roles in public discussions since then, so I'm going to be a drama queen and say "yes".
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TopicFrench Police Threaten to join protestors, demand better pay + conditions
MrMallard
12/20/18 10:51:33 AM
#10
This strike would be fucking incredible if the police themselves walked off the job. Like holy shit.

"Let's station police around important buildings and to protect important people, and force them to work unreasonably long hours with little compensation. That will get them to defend us from the legions of workers who are striking for more reasonable hours and better compensation for their efforts."

Like it reminds me of this picture of some Greek labourers smashing up their boss's Lamborghini. They had been working for weeks with no pay, while the guy who hired them and profited from their work had the money to buy himself a luxury car. So they got on top of it and beat it to shit with their sledgehammers from work.
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TopicSo my Congressman just sent me an email inviting me to his swearing in ceremony.
MrMallard
12/20/18 10:43:10 AM
#4
Duncanwii posted...
MrMallard posted...
send him an RSVP that is actually an envelope filled with glitter

I'm actually pretty sure the RSVP is all electronic now.

so send him a rootkit if that's still a thing, that shit is like glitter combined with Herpes
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TopicSo my Congressman just sent me an email inviting me to his swearing in ceremony.
MrMallard
12/20/18 10:37:37 AM
#2
send him an RSVP that is actually an envelope filled with glitter
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TopicMen In Black 4 Trailer
MrMallard
12/20/18 10:35:59 AM
#17
It doesn't look too bad, all things considered.

If any franchise can pull off a reboot like this, it's Men in Black. Global locations, any number of potential protagonists of their own story. It doesn't tread on the legacy of the original movies because they can literally just set the movie in another part of the world, with another team.
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TopicFirst look at Will Smith as Genie.
MrMallard
12/20/18 2:15:00 AM
#169
darkphoenix181 posted...
MrMallard posted...
He doesn't look too bad.

I reckon there's gonna be a hubbub over cultural appropriation though


What do you mean by that?

I just reckon that someone is going to see Will Smith done up in Arabian garb, dancing around and cracking wise, and find it distasteful. Like it's a gut feeling, y'know.

Just like how I had a gut feeling that Tumblr users were going to turn on pillowfort.io during the NSFW ban - which some folks eventually did.
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TopicFirst look at Will Smith as Genie.
MrMallard
12/20/18 2:11:12 AM
#167
He doesn't look too bad.

I reckon there's gonna be a hubbub over cultural appropriation though
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TopicPost 12 can pick my tinder bio
MrMallard
12/20/18 12:36:38 AM
#8
g'day
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TopicI can't believe we might actually get Steve from Minecraft in Smash.
MrMallard
12/19/18 11:46:52 PM
#15
Kitt posted...
Steve > Goku

The only right opinion when it comes to Smash
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TopicXmas is a liberal corruption of Christmas! #MakeChristmasGreatAgain
MrMallard
12/19/18 11:27:02 PM
#2
Bumping this flopic to justify spending time on its creation
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TopicSo who won the stupid character battle?
MrMallard
12/19/18 9:41:47 PM
#3
That's easy! It was...

...

...

...

...Fuck. I couldn't really tell you.
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TopicNakeyJakey posts video BTFO'ing Rockstar
MrMallard
12/19/18 9:39:39 PM
#15
Yeah, I watched a handful of his videos in the past and I'm not a fan. I don't get his fucking exercise ball gimmick, if this is the same guy I'm thinking about. Like what the fuck
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TopicIs it unfair to judge historical figures by today's moral standards?
MrMallard
12/19/18 9:34:31 PM
#66
"This guy fought for the right to own slaves, but it's just an outdated point of view from the time he lived in and we shouldn't let it interfere with how we view him as a beloved historical figure."

(not about any of the founding fathers of course, you know who this is referencing)
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TopicXmas is a liberal corruption of Christmas! #MakeChristmasGreatAgain
MrMallard
12/19/18 9:27:06 PM
#1
Our society has been infiltrated by Godless Cultural Marxist scum, with their values slowly eroding the proper winter tradition of Christmas with their corruption of its name and their renoucing of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. Our society is an absolute waste - throwing away the old ways to make way for the leftie libby tradition of eroding our country's soul. It's disgusting, and without direct action, our nation will be condemned to violence and eternal moral darkness.

So I say we do something back, and take Christmas back from the hordes of unwashed, sacreligious masses! Why do we need Kwanzaa when we already have Christmas as a Christian display of unity and love? It's a slap to the face of every good Christian soldier, and it needs to be stomped out! Hannukah? Jesus wouldn't approve of a candle ceremony taking away from his Birthday! We need to get rid of all of this rabble and bring Christmas back to the forefront like it has been before - #MakeChristmasGreatAgain!

We need to show that it is NOT OKAY to celebrate these false traditions by taking down any anti-Christmas paraphernalia, and replacing it with the almighty love of our saviour in its stead - making our Christian nations properly Christian again, bringing back the love of our Lord as we celebrate his hallowed name in the stead of these false prophets. We need to organise and act as one!

I propose that we band together under a banner of national unity and strike at once - we can call the event Crystal Night, to celebrate the clearness of our conviction and to represent the stained glass of our places of worship, unlike the concrete urbanite nightmare of every other denomination under the Lord's golden sun. Rise together, my Christian Brothers - March into your local Starbucks and demand that their stock serve our needs, and go forth to spread our loving Christmas message of unity!

This is all a giant fucking piss take, in case you couldn't tell - fuck nationalism and otherism, especially around the holidays. Happy Holidays, y'all - if you act like the above, then hopefully Santa will bring you a pair of concrete shoes for the holidays.
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TopicAustralia crowns Red Dead Redemption 2 GOTY
MrMallard
12/19/18 9:01:37 PM
#19
50Blessings posted...
I don't trust the Game Awards becaues it's based on a panel of judges "in the industry" and we know how ridiculously easy it is to pay off people in the games industry.

The only problem is, I trust Australians even less.

I don't blame you, we're all a bunch of shonky bastards.
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TopicAustralia crowns Red Dead Redemption 2 GOTY
MrMallard
12/19/18 8:59:53 PM
#18
I live in Australia and I had no idea that this even existed.

Well, whatever. I personally think that God of War was the game that surprised me the most with its quality - it's the 2018 GOTY in my heart, and that's all that matters.
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TopicJudge denies motion to revoke bond in Hagerstown man's wiretapping case.
MrMallard
12/19/18 8:55:33 PM
#7
A_Good_Boy posted...
If only that Hagerstown man was on the forum of a dying videogame message board where the users all told him repeatedly that his activities were gonna cause him to fuck himself.

Wouldn't that be a trip! Of course, users would also egg him on and insult him, and his legal issues would probably be perpetuated by other users.

But yeah, imagine that - if Mr. Canavaugh had access to some sort of insular messaging board where he could freely sow seeds of discontent and misguided self-righteousness. That would certainly be the day.
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TopicSouth Carolina might cancel GOP primary to protect Trump
MrMallard
12/19/18 8:51:39 PM
#102
Bloodychess posted...
Democracy in action

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TopicJudge denies motion to revoke bond in Hagerstown man's wiretapping case.
MrMallard
12/19/18 8:50:00 PM
#3
What an interesting development in this case for an unknown Hagerstown resident that I only know of through the news.
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TopicYou know what? Fuck it. I'm not staying silent over this.
MrMallard
12/19/18 7:59:01 PM
#31
eggcorn posted...
I feel like I had reeses pb cups with mini m&ms in them at one point

I tried Reese's PB cups once, they're waxy and the peanut butter is gritty and bland.

If you're looking for good peanut butter chocolate, go for a block of Whittaker's peanut butter chocolate. It might not be as common in America, but it's really good.
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TopicYou know what? Fuck it. I'm not staying silent over this.
MrMallard
12/19/18 10:59:37 AM
#24
*coughs*
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TopicYou know what? Fuck it. I'm done being silent.
MrMallard
12/19/18 2:02:54 AM
#17
Tmaster148 posted...
11/10 topic.

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TopicYou know what? Fuck it. I'm not staying silent over this.
MrMallard
12/19/18 1:54:30 AM
#23
Goats posted...
Reeses Pieces >>>>>> both oddish

You should be tried for war crimes
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TopicYou know what? Fuck it. I'm not staying silent over this.
MrMallard
12/19/18 1:49:19 AM
#20
eggcorn posted...
True. Did you get to try them hot cocoa flavored m&ms TC? I didn't.

I'm Australian, so we miss a lot of those promo types of flavours. They sound fucking delicious though - goddamn.

Does America have those M&M chocolate bars?
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TopicYou know what? Fuck it. I'm not staying silent over this.
MrMallard
12/19/18 1:48:02 AM
#19
AdviceMan posted...
M & Ms are among the worst of the chocolate candies, while Skittles are a mid-tier fruit candy.

I bet you eat Reese's Pieces, you monster.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Peanut Butter M&Ms are better than reeses for me

Ah, I see you are a man of taste and culture as well
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TopicYou know what? Fuck it. I'm not staying silent over this.
MrMallard
12/19/18 1:46:12 AM
#17
TheAnthraxBunny posted...
Flockaveli posted...
M&Ms Minis taste different than regular M&Ms.

Yeah, the minis are way better.

There's less candy coating, which means more chocolate per piece of candy. The thinner shell also makes for a more brittle crunch.
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TopicYou know what? Fuck it. I'm not staying silent over this.
MrMallard
12/19/18 1:37:44 AM
#7
C_Pain posted...
I mean, it's truly apples and oranges. They're fundamental different and it depends on the larger are you a chocolate or a candy man. Yes yes chocolate is candy but it's a separate category.

Why do you hate M&Ms?
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TopicYou know what? Fuck it. I'm not staying silent over this.
MrMallard
12/19/18 1:31:14 AM
#1
M&Ms are a better candy than Skittles, and if you feel otherwise then you're a scoundrel and a cheat.
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TopicYou know what? Fuck it. I'm done being quiet.
MrMallard
12/19/18 12:36:45 AM
#102
I mean, he's really not wrong. Getting snipey and prone to outbursts isn't a good quality for a moderator to have.
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TopicJust chose Liara over Ashley
MrMallard
12/19/18 12:32:46 AM
#35
Unknown5uspect posted...
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy

Not an option in 1.

But she's worth waiting for.
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TopicYou know what? Fuck it. I'm done being quiet.
MrMallard
12/19/18 12:21:45 AM
#90
_Lyonidias posted...
Hairistotle posted...
theyre claiming to not hate you tho


Yeah. And if I say the sky is purple with green spots that somehow makes it true.

One post later:

Vyrulisse posted...
Hairistotle posted...
theyre claiming to not hate you tho

We're just conniving liars that are all laughing about this behind the scenes while twirling our mustaches.

Yes we all have mustaches, even the ladies

Like... I'm sorry for the hard times and lost friendships that sprang from discord drama, absolutely. I was one of the folks who got mad about some dipshit threatening to release your nudes on CE chat - I've got nothing against you personally.

But with all the drama that's gone on, to the point now where people are saying "we don't hate you" and you're equating it to lying about something that's blatantly easy to verify with a glance, I can't say that I'm entirely on your side in all this. I don't entirely agree with Vulgar's actions either, and he even said to me later on that he felt really shitty about causing the drama in the first place, but he also told me that he had vented his frustrations because things felt like they were getting out of hand and that he felt like he was being used. He at least had the humility to admit that his actions were pretty dickish and that he felt bad for doing it, and even if I don't really speak to him any more, I can understand his feelings - even if in the long run, they were a personal extrapolation of actions that may or may not have happened.

I haven't followed your side of the story, seeing as we roll in different circles now - so I'm sorry if you feel like any of this is misrepresenting you, it's why I'm focusing more on the other people than using their justifications to directly judge you. I'm just going off of some 6 month old drama that this topic dusted off. I don't doubt that the drama took an emotional toll - all I can say for sure is that I was in two chats where drama got laid down and you were ousted, with the first one being a much more passive experience and the second one erupting into drama after Vulgar's post. I'm sure that you can find somewhere to fit in, and I regret that you couldn't thrive in either server that I shared with you, but with everything that's happened since I just don't give a shit. I want to post somewhere that's light on posters slagging each other off and getting wrapped up in stupid, meaningless bullshit. I'm glad that I don't reside in a server with users who flirt with like 3+ guys with every second breath - I respect your choice to do so, but I'm glad that I don't see that sort of activity much from any one else who I share a server with. I'm glad that the most drama I get involved in is me being a dipshit and baiting Menardii with Smash Ultimate screenshots of my Miis dressed as Isaac.

I don't hate you - by all means, thrive. I just don't think that the chats that I've been in with you have been compatible with the sort of attention and activity that you desire. Go and value your relationship with smoliske, whether he spends every second topic to turn it into some stupid CE meme when he goes to see you. If everyone here hates you, and if every discord server you've touched has turned on you like this, then by all means find somewhere that's more harmonious and good for you. Just don't assume that we all hate you - I personally just hate the drama, and I only want to chill out where one person isn't dominating the main chat and commanding as much attention as they can physically muster.
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Topicwhy is virgin shaming acceptable but slut shaming isn't
MrMallard
12/18/18 2:01:11 PM
#44
It's mostly societal bullshit, where we conflate sex with maturity and see people who have had sex as being "adults". We place too much worth on the concept of virginity, causing perfectly well adjusted and successful people to be ridiculed if they haven't done it by the time they finish high school. It really is stupid that we put so much stock in what is essentially a non-tangible societal concept of purity, and deem when it's right or wrong to be rid of this virtue, y'know - but that's the sort of world that we live in.

Though I'm personally okay with a second form of virgin shaming, wherein a virgin chucks a shit over other people having sex and decides to be a snide little dipshit about it. No-one cares if you think every sexually active woman in your life is a dirty slut, stop being such a bitter shithead and learn to live with your unpleasant, shitty self. Improve your personality in a way that will make people hate you less.
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TopicMaria Mena is super underrated
MrMallard
12/18/18 1:34:42 AM
#1
She has a really clear, well enunciated voice, and her music has held up really well over her career. And compared to other bands I've listened to, her newest output is arguably as good or even better than what she's put out in the past - the songs I've heard from Growing Pains are some of the best tracks I've heard from her library.

I've been hesitant to look into more down to earth pop like this, like indie-type pop - you hear a lot of like Billie Eilish or whatever, or these mush-mouthed indie-folk boys who like go for that southern twang or indescribable drawl, and it's just so off-putting and bland. Maria Mena hits the same emotional notes that resonate with me, like the Mountain Goats and the Weakerthans have in the past, with a voice like crystal and albums that hold up ridiculously well.

If you've heard vocalists go for that high note for maximum emotional impact, but fall flat on their face because their voice or forced accent or whatever trips over itself? Try Maria Mena, because she can actually pull that off. As far as I'm concerned, she's the real fuckin' deal.
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TopicTumblr has died
MrMallard
12/18/18 12:43:06 AM
#41
Kitt posted...
Vol2tex posted...
So what happened?

A bunch of CP was on and it ended up getting pulled from app stores. They didn't know how to distinguish the stuff between other pornographic content that gets posted there, so they just outright banned NSFW material in general.

To some people, sure; no more porn posts sucks. But CP was literally the catalyst for the whole thing. That's definitely something you'd want to handle immediately.

It was a few things. CP was a big reason, what with the recent discovery of - and backlash against - "Minor Attracted People", or MAPs. But the website's porn bot problem was also pretty massive - to the point that I would call it one of the major reasons that the app got taken down, porn bots circumventing the Tumblr marking system and mass-reblogging posts all across the platform, potentially exposing underage users to pornographic content.

Tumblr's NSFW ban is essentially to try and cripple an issue that they let proliferate in the first place. It's an extreme last-ditch effort to get back into the good graces of the App Store, because they blew it hard enough to be unlisted in the first place.
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Topicis tumblr dead?
MrMallard
12/18/18 12:32:34 AM
#4
Tumblr isn't dead, but this was certainly a blow to the userbase. I reckon it's got a year or two left on the clock, but from 2020 onwards? I couldn't tell you how things are gonna look.

also I was anticipating the meme, good job OP I love it
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TopicTeacher is FIRED for attending FUNERAL of a STUDENT...Look at what he SAID!!
MrMallard
12/18/18 12:27:38 AM
#4
Yeah, fuck this jarhead piece of shit. Even if he was friendly with the teen, the appropriate thing to do would be to respect the family's wishes and not attend - maybe make a personal Facebook post expressing one's sorrows regarding the teen's untimely death.

But he A) had negative history with the teen in question, meaning that his barring from the funeral was more than justified, B) attended the funeral anyway like a fucking dipshit because he felt entitled to be there despite the family's wishes, and C) attacked the family for "their own failings" as they mourned the death of their son. This coach can go and Xsquader himself, preferably where there are no police officers to cradle his head - though whether his concrete-like skull would cave in at the end of the day is another matter entirely.

What an absolute shithead. Fuck this dickhead.
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TopicDonald Trump wants the courts to see if it is legal for SNL to make fun of him.
MrMallard
12/18/18 12:15:22 AM
#66
creativerealms posted...
Musourenka posted...
So, Trump is:

- Needing a safe space
- Against free speech
- A snowflake
- An NPC

And any other alt-right/far-right meme you want to throw in there.

When the right turn on him they will use this as proof that he was a liberal the whole time.

Jesus fucking Christ, I feel like you just cracked the Da Vinci code over here.
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TopicThe Doctor Who season finale was last week - thoughts?
MrMallard
12/17/18 11:30:48 PM
#6
pinky0926 posted...
Wait have these shot the whole season already? I haven't even seen a single episode of the lady doctor.

Not exactly an original observation here but Capaldi was a brilliant doctor marred by lacklustre writing. There was that one episode where he was stuck in the groundhog day timeloop castle and that was terrific. The rest was terrible.

Hoping this was better than that.

Capaldi was an alright Doctor, my main beef is that he didn't feel consistent at all. He spends the first series being a prick, then he's chill for the second, then he has to like learn how to love again for the third. He had some cracker episodes, look at his introduction and Heaven Sent, but Clara stayed too long and he went through so many shifts between series that it was hard to keep up. Character development is one thing, this was just messy imo.

So yeah, I would agree with you that Capaldi's Doctor was pretty alright when the writing wasn't beans.

The full season is out, check it out when you can.

COVxy posted...
They've had some interesting ideas this season, but their refusal to do continuation episodes has meant that they clearly haven't had enough time to explore them. Almost every episode this season left me with the feeling "that could have been really cool if they didn't rush the hell out of the conclusion".

I kind of agree. I think the issue is more with the villains themselves, like Krasko - he just says some racist shit and gets ganked, nothing more to him than that. Single episode villains aren't bad, but I found that most of this season's villains were just a bit shit - as much as I liked Kerblam, it had a weak payoff. Arachnids in the UK was just balls for most of its running time. Though I did quite like the Pting, personally, and I'm down to see more Stenza in the future.

Really, I would say that your criticism sums up my issues with It Takes You Away the most. The ending was fun, but maybe there would have been more time to really establish an emotional connection, or just really hammer home the emotional impact of the episode, if it had more time to really flesh that final scene out. And like it didn't need to be a two parter necessarily, they could have just cut out Ribbons or reduced his role - an otherwise weirdly entertaining ending ended up falling a tiny bit short, just because they had to run through the climax of the episode. Not hating on the frog though, even as jank as it was I rather liked it.

Here's hoping that they get a slightly longer season next time, so maybe they can do a few two parters and spread their weight a little bit more.
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TopicThe Doctor Who season finale was last week - thoughts?
MrMallard
12/17/18 9:56:44 AM
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TwoDoorPunkCab posted...
it was a boring season where almost nothing happened. the new doctor is basically a watered down tennant. and i had to laugh when one villain of the week was literally a time traveling racist.

I think the new Doctor's more of a ditz compared to Tennant, whose run felt more like theatre in the long run - at least I thought so. There's definitely similarities, and I don't begrudge you for feeling this way.

I totally agree with you about Time Racist, though. I thought that aside from the song, the end of the episode was pretty solid on the bus - but the leather jacket guy was fucking flat. It was dumb.

people shit on the other seasons for this or that reason, but at least they had some weight to them. i could have skipped this entire season and missed nothing.

What I dislike about Moffat's seasons is that they try too hard to be weighty. The Doctor's death looms over an entire season, his first series was like Moffat broke his arm jerking himself and the Doctor off too hard, Demon's Run alone is just a disaster with how they went about hyping it up - none of that feels weighty to me, because the Doctor feels like a poorly executed cartoon character who can lift the most weights and beat the most baddies, etc. etc. And of course the Doctor is a cartoon character in a lot of ways, with his magic wand that opens doors, but it's like seeing an action movie where every blow - or most blows - feel impactful and punchy, and a CGI mess where hundreds of computer-rendered plasticine mooks get wiped away with little to no fanfare or consequence.

What I liked about this series the most is that it was a lower stakes string of one-off episodes. They were all boots-on-ground, getting into business episodes, instead of faffing about with a heavy-handed framing device for a series-long arc. No Vault, no Pandorica, no astronaut. Not against a seasonal framing device, of course, but I just liked diving into a new adventure each week without some bullshit looming over my head.

But again - this is a matter of taste, and I reckon we might just prefer different takes of the same show.
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TopicThe Doctor Who season finale was last week - thoughts?
MrMallard
12/17/18 9:42:34 AM
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If any of y'all watched the new series, of course - the whole "woman Doctor" thing probably catapulted it off of CE's radar.

Personally, I enjoyed it. If this was a Russell T. Davies series, it would probably be the worst one of his run - but if it was a part of Moffat's run, I would probably rank it as equally as good as series 7, or even slightly lower. Which is to say - worst case scenario, series 11 is in the absolute middle of New Who seasons.

The episodes I liked, I really liked - Demons of the Punjab was a fantastic episode, it might trump Capaldi's run as a whole in my eyes. I also rather liked the first two episodes, even as people seem to dislike The Ghost Monument a fair bit. Chris Chibnall didn't write the better episodes of the season, but I liked his offerings well enough - like the Tsuranga Conundrum was just a good character episode, it really rang true with what I liked about Doctor Who as a kid.

But the season's best episodes were definitely done by the other writers - even with its weak villain, Kerblam was a really good action romp. Demons of the Punjab - already talked about it, loved it - The Witchfinders was surprisingly decent considering that I'm not a big fan of English historical episodes and It Takes You Away was flawed but nice.

My least favorite episode was Arachnids In The UK, because the Trump commentary was excruciatingly on the nose and it had probably the most needlessly self-righteous Doctor moment of the season. This was before Demons, so Yaz was still very much a periphery character compared to Ryan and Graham - and she got shafted in favor of her own mum in this episode. Not every episode in a series is going to be a winner, so it's not that big of a deal - but it was definitely this season's weak link.

My only other complaints are that the big Rosa Parks moment from episode 3 was really let down by the cheesy song choice and that the villain of that episode was flatter than a grilled cheese on a busy motorway, the TARDIS crew felt a bit too bloated with Yaz getting shafted for most of the season and Ryan and Graham falling out of focus in the second half of the season, and that while it was a good bit of poppy, sci-fi fun - again, very RTD - the finale crammed too much le epic finale stuff into a single regular-sized episode. Again - out of all of New Who, this ranks right in the middle for me.

But it was a solid season, and I adored Jodie Whittaker's take on the character. Capaldi had the brooding thing going for him, and I liked him well enough, but as an older bloke I feel like he didn't bring as much energy to the table - Whittaker's brought a lot of that David Tennant/Matt Smith energy back, there's running and light-hearted quips again - it's nice to have that sort of energy back. And with her accent, there's a solid little nugget of the Ninth Doctor seated in there somewhere - overall, it's just a nice, new experience.

I'm pretty vocal in my feelings for Moffat's run - he wastes centuries of the Doctor's life off screen so that his version of the character gets to say that he's 2000 years old instead of 1000 years old, he does all of these stupid gigantic Doctor events like his name, or his death, or having the Doctor literally be the centre of the universe. The only series I liked of his was series 7 because it had fun monster plots and Matt Smith had finally grown into the role enough for me. It helps that, even with its flaws, the Clara subplot was still new and she hadn't overstayed her welcome yet - her and Matt Smith had great chemistry, and Matt's acting in this series was really the pinnacle of his run. The rest of Moffat's run, I can more or less leave behind - but 7 was a good series.

Series 7 is the only Moffat series that I would say could be better than series 11. Series 1 - 4 just beat out 11, and 7 isn't far behind, but 11 was the best series of the show after a lot of what I see as Moffat-shaped flops. Not the best series - but it was solid enough, and I liked it
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TopicFirst Transgender Contestant STUNS at MISS UNIVERSE and SLAMS TRUMP!!
MrMallard
12/17/18 9:05:47 AM
#129
As long as she's pretty and has a personality that benefits her Miss Universe chances, then yeah - let her compete.

Also aren't folks who are born with both sets classified as "intersex"? I've heard that there's confusion when parents decide to get surgery for one set of genitals, and then the kid starts presenting as the other sex during puberty and they have to break the news - and maybe sometimes both are present but one set is more pronounced than the other? Either way, that's a complicated world - and out of sheer ignorance, I've thought that the term "intersex" summed up that side of the coin.
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TopicRandom thought: what exactly is Mueller investigating and what prompted it?
MrMallard
12/17/18 5:44:27 AM
#24
Trump was seen as fairly friendly with the Russians, what with him having nothing but nice things to say about Putin. We now know that he was in talks to develop a Russian Trump Tower well into his campaign, and he and his family have repeatedly lied about business meetings taking place at Trump Tower with Russian businessmen.

With the DNC being backed by Russian spies, that didn't sit well.

I mean this feels somewhat like an audit, you're taking stock of someone's promises and running their word against whatever concrete fact that you can wring out of them to make sure that they're not lying. I would expect any public servant to be under the same level of scrutiny. If any illegal shit pops up, then it's on Donald Trump for being a disingenuous fuck-ass.

I think it's good for a nation's people to know that their leader isn't lying through their teeth, and has their well-being in mind. Donald Trump has lied multiple times about engaging in unethical activities, or deliberately obfuscated the truth to protect his own financial interests - just brazenly lied about it to reap all the rewards that he can while dodging any legal checks and balances that serve to keep things above board and well-documented. If this was a witch hunt, then Donald Trump would have gone through the wringer for alleged crimes that are patently false - but the probe has uncovered tangible crimes that he's committed since his election run, including a felony by verbally instructing his lawyer to engage in unlawful behavior on his behalf.

The term "witch hunt" here seems to imply that there are people who are just as corrupt if not worse running the show against him, and I do think that politics is a fucking slimeball profession full of this shit - but it implies that the "victim" here has no history of wrongdoing, which the probe is increasingly disproving in the case of Donald Trump.
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TopicTumblr has died
MrMallard
12/17/18 5:17:39 AM
#15
Also

SpiralDrift posted...
At least it died doing what it loved most... ruining something good for everyone.

Anyway Tumblr isn't dead yet, it'll go on for a good while. I'd like to say that it's got a couple decent years left on it, look at fanfiction.net and how long it's survived after it pissed off people with its own purge - but I'll be a bit more cautious and say that it's got at least another year left in its sails.

It's worth staying on the site because shit is well and truly going to flip when the site finally dies. The memes that came out of the NSFW purge were on point, and today's Fingers In His Ass Sunday/Energy Sword Sunday crossover was sick.
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TopicTumblr has died
MrMallard
12/17/18 5:10:24 AM
#14
Rika_Furude posted...
where do we go for all the niche porn now?
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im not actually asking mods

Porn has been dead on Tumblr for like a year or more, the website has been flooded with porn bots. Anyone's best bet was to follow a handful of blogs that consistently posted decentish material, but I feel like all of the niche stuff ended up being co-opted by all of those "You like Janet?? FUCK HER TODAY!!" bot posts.

There are boorus and tube sites that do a more varied and broad selection of genres. One of the most prominent social media sites around - at least, from the last time I saw it - has specialised porn boards that deal in specific fetishes and niches. Throw a stone on the internet and you'll hit porn, unless you've been following specific NSFW artists or whatever - relying on Tumblr after the bits watered down the porn supply is kind of weaksauce. Unless you're a MAP who flew under the radar for entirely too long, which I could honestly see.

Edit: I wouldn't implore you to seek pornography, as to keep in the good graces of the moderation staff - I'm just saying that if your only outlet for weird porn shit is Tumblr, then you've been backing a dead horse for way too long.
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TopicDonald Trump wants the courts to see if it is legal for SNL to make fun of him.
MrMallard
12/17/18 5:00:29 AM
#46
K181 posted...
Snowflake in chief

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TopicStop what you're doing and buy Ace of Seafood. It's $5.99 on PSN's sale.
MrMallard
12/15/18 11:05:06 PM
#21
The way that the game handles tentacles is really upsetting and I don't know why
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TopicStop what you're doing and buy Ace of Seafood. It's $5.99 on PSN's sale.
MrMallard
12/15/18 4:19:46 PM
#4
I have this on Switch, it's delightfully stupid. It's well worth 6 bucks, buy it.
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