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TopicIf series 10 of Doctor Who doesn't have autons, I'll riot
MrMallard
07/29/18 2:38:44 AM
#1
It's been ages since I saw an Auton in the show. Last time it was some plot wank applied to Rory so they could have a Moffat Approved Sad And Suspenseful Moment To Be Overcome By The Doctor Winning The Most Since The Last Time He Won. Before that, it was the series revival.

If series 10 - or even series 11 - doesn't have an Auton plot, I'm going to be disappointed. I miss them.
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TopicWTF, just noticed Wii U was removed from the systems tab
MrMallard
07/29/18 12:33:00 AM
#16
Evolician posted...
What is a Wii U?

Yeah, there was a long period of Wii support then the Switch happened. The 3DS really picked up the slack along the way. No idea what TC is talking about.

It's pretty impressive that the Wii would last so long - the gap between 2007 and 2017 is truly a monument to the success of the Wii and 3DS.
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TopicLesbian porn is incredibly boring.
MrMallard
07/28/18 10:21:44 PM
#20
Bad lesbian porn is dull and boring. Lesbian porn where they're both clearly into it and getting off, where it looks like real sex and not an act, is great.

Similarly, porn where the couple are clearly well-acquainted and visibly happy is a breath of fresh air in a sea of porn with plastic people who are there for the paycheck - bald jocks cranking their weiners into the orifices of a paid performer.
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TopicShould I move back to Cali? Or Oregon? Arizona? New Mexico?
MrMallard
07/28/18 9:53:33 PM
#36
Fun ain't easy if it ain't free, too many people got a hold on me.

But I know something that they don't know - I know a woman in New Mexico.
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TopicWhy does Alanis Morissette think sucking D in a theater is such a big deal?
MrMallard
07/28/18 11:15:37 AM
#7
It was the 90's, not the 00's/10's. Going down on a date in the middle of a movie was something of a trope, but maybe it still is.
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TopicSen. Ron Wyden's (maker of the free Internet laws) thoughts on today's internet
MrMallard
07/28/18 2:37:46 AM
#9
tremain07 posted...
Well forgive me for being cynical when we have a government completely meat up of traitors and selfish rich dicks.

Honestly? That's fair.
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TopicGlasses folk: do you ever lift your glasses up and take a peep without them...
MrMallard
07/28/18 2:30:06 AM
#4
Yeah, my go-to fidget is to readjust my glasses. I do it when I'm not even wearing them sometimes, it's annoying.
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TopicGlasses folk: do you ever lift your glasses up and take a peep without them...
MrMallard
07/28/18 2:17:34 AM
#1
...to see how effective they are, and reiterate how thankful you are for the sight that they provide you?
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TopicSo did that Chill 02 guy really leave CE forever?
MrMallard
07/28/18 1:54:05 AM
#61
I get along with chill, seems fairly down to earth. I don't think he's malicious, and I don't think he'd leak anything, but I couldn't make an informed decision one way or the other - I just talk shit with him on discord.
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TopicSen. Ron Wyden's (maker of the free Internet laws) thoughts on today's internet
MrMallard
07/28/18 1:51:48 AM
#5
tremain07 posted...
Long story short, we're screwed, big business owns the internet and with it the minds of stupid americans, now think about all those kids you see walking around with their heads in tablets and smartphones, imagine them as voters in 20 years.

Hold your horses though, because this guy's making some effort to fight the screwing of the internet. Call it when Ajit Pai and his commercialised internet wins without chance of repeal, and let's support those who are fighting this horseshit. Give up on something we can save due to a self-justified cynicism, but don't drag other people into your spiral.
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Topicpretty good haul today
MrMallard
07/28/18 1:46:23 AM
#1
I went to Sydney for a family thing, and today I got to go shopping for a while. I got an Omen 800 gaming headset because I've been looking for a nice pair of headphones lately, and I got a greatest hits collection for Men At Work as well as August and Everything After by Counting Crows.

Then I went a bit games crazy. EB Games had a 3 for $18 deal on PS3 games, so I picked up Red Dead Redemption and Borderlands 2 with an expansion pass disc with 2 of the DLCs on it. Which was a pretty shit deal on my behalf, because I went to another store and found the GOTY edition for $6. Fuck.

At the same store, though, I snagged a copy of Final Fantasy X/X-2 for ten bucks. So I have four solid games to play for $28, some good tunes (Overkill is a jam and a half, and it was about time I dropped some actual money on Counting Crows) and a rad as fuck gaming headset. Good fuckin haul.

How was your Friday/Saturday, CE?
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TopicOnly fake gamers are misogynistic online
MrMallard
07/28/18 1:38:20 AM
#7
Are you a real gamer who plays games and values additional players when necessary, or are you a fake gamer who keeps people out because they "don't belong"?
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TopicAt home, drinking Gin & Tonics, on CE and wanting to TALK! AMA
MrMallard
07/27/18 11:39:41 PM
#23
Impeccable taste, my dude. Love a good gin myself.
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TopicKelly Chambers totally brought the Scale Itch onto the Normandy.
MrMallard
07/27/18 11:28:56 PM
#2
wow, Jesus.

...she could have done it. Coulda been Jack as well, Kelly seems like she'd be down, but she might not actually get up to much. Meanwhile, Jack is the Chad of the Normandy. We know she fucks.
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TopicOnly fake gamers are misogynistic online
MrMallard
07/27/18 5:21:46 PM
#1
Real gamers are busy playing games
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TopicWas Victor LaRue from Walker: Texas Ranger an incel? (spoilers I guess)
MrMallard
07/27/18 9:33:53 AM
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When he gets out of jail in one of his episode, he appears to go straight. If he handles himself well, he could go on to become a relatively well-liked guy and probably get a reasonably attractive woman to be with him. Instead he continues to stalk and harrass a woman he attempted to rape, because he feels entitled to her and sees himself as the beleaguered good guy being beaten down and stripped of his rightful bounty by an unworthy other. He hates that he was rejected by a woman he likes, and rather than take the L, he'll insist that his warped viewpoint is correct and it's society that is wrong. That she's wrong for rejecting him, and that she should feel grateful for his affections.

He's frustrated by the subject of his affections being repulsed by him, and when he finds that she prefers another man over him - someone who takes action and is virtuous, not sleazy and cowardly like he is - he turns violent and attacks the other man when he's in a helpless state. He has no greater pleasure than dealing out punishment to those he sees as less worthy than him, then having sex with their girlfriends. He's always a victim in his own mind, but highly unsympathetic and detestable as a human being to anyone with half a brain.

Victor LaRue is a pretty ham-fisted soap opera-level villain, made to be as unsympathetic and deranged as possible. But did the show manage to accidentally hit the incel stereotype on the head? Probably not, because he actually takes action unlike the usual basement dwelling weiner-jacker, but Christ - what an unpleasant, shitty coincidence.

definitely an overreaction, I'm trying to get to sleep in a hotel room and Walker Texas Ranger is on as background noise
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TopicA gay dude on the Internet once told me being bisexual is fake
MrMallard
07/26/18 9:59:37 AM
#7
TrevorBlack79 posted...
SuperExcitebike posted...
He was wrong

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TopicStefanie Joosten is the reason I work out
MrMallard
07/26/18 9:36:08 AM
#6
You lost me at "I loved you in MGSV".

Edit: nvm, scrolled up and saw the tail end of the post. lmao
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TopicWhat makes someone gay? being attracted to the same sex or gender?
MrMallard
07/26/18 9:33:37 AM
#10
Ehh, whichever they prefer. If a lesbian sees the woman in a pre-op trans woman and loves her regardless of her penis, then she can conceivably be gay for that. Likewise for for a woman who is all in for the vagina.
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TopicCurrently reading an erotic manga
MrMallard
07/26/18 7:43:02 AM
#11
legendarylemur posted...
- Youkai Shoujo - Monsuga: About a guy in his mid-20's with a strong spiritual connection and a harem of youkai girls, like a girl with a stretchy neck who's clumsy, a spider girl, a cat girl etc

If it doesn't have a one eyed umbrella youkai girl, then it ain't worth reading
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TopicITT: games with good casino areas
MrMallard
07/26/18 4:44:24 AM
#1
God Hand
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TopicMcDonald's throws shade at Chick-fil-A for being homophobic.
MrMallard
07/25/18 10:29:35 AM
#145
EndOfDiscOne posted...
Pretty sure Chick-fil-A welcomes everyone too

Arguably, not the folks who get put through gay conversion therapy at a place partially funded by Chick-Fil-A's donations.

Chick-Fil-A has contributed to causes that try to stomp out a subsect of people. They'll take money from anyone who shops there, but the actions perpetuated by their donated money shows that they don't "welcome" certain kinds of people on a basic moral level.
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TopicScenario: Your best friend of almost 10 years ditches you and moves away...
MrMallard
07/25/18 10:20:05 AM
#21
I dunno. Honestly been thinking about ghosting some friends of mine I have now, if I had the resources. Just really focus on my own future instead of spending my time going along with whatever they spring.
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TopicI've got a trifecta of solid RPGs on the horizon
MrMallard
07/25/18 10:17:11 AM
#1
First up is Tales of Symphonia. I'm playing it because I have games downloading on PS3, and this is the only game of note that I can play without pausing the download. I've been playing that on auto-battle, but I'm enjoying it well enough.

After that, I'm planning to move onto Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. Really give it the attention it deserves. It'll be a pain in the ass, but I'm a glutton for punishment.

And after that one, I'll be playing Suikoden II. I enjoyed the first game a lot, and I got to play a bit of this one last year before my PS3 failed. It looks like a really solid game from the time period, possibly living up to the hype surrounding it.

These are the three most immediate RPGs on my radar, but I'm gonna have a pretty big line-up afterwards anyway - I might replay the XIII games so I can finish the story with LR for the first time (first game sucks but a fine game for $10, second game is better), I'm planning to replay the Mass Effect games, and I might finish Atelier Totori in due time. That's on top of the games I want to get to on Switch, like Mega Man X Collection and Sonic Mania Plus - not RPGs, but very solid platformers that I haven't played yet.

Man, the PS3 is a solid console. Get your cheap games while the service is still up, I'm neck-deep in RPGs that I bought ages ago for almost non-existent prices.
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Topic47 y/o KKK member MURDERS a 43 y/o SJW Black Woman but says it was SELF DEFENSE!
MrMallard
07/25/18 7:04:03 AM
#25
Bishop9800 posted...
MrMallard posted...
Yeah, this is a hate crime. The criminal is a known white supremacist with a swastika tattoo, he's targeted people because of their race before, and he has a history of assault - physical and sexual. He knowingly and intentionally got close to a black woman despite this history, then he murdered her

This motherfucker is a Neo-Nazi. He committed a hate crime, and he should be fucking destroyed.


But people like Zikten and glitteringfairy say that this is a rare occurrence and
the KKK has not been relevant.

Even if we accepted their bullshit as fact, it wouldn't make this fuckface any less of an animal.

He's a piece of shit Neo-Nazi who openly bore a swastika tattoo, who premeditated a murder of someone his hate group actively despises for her race. People like him are a problem in this society, and his racist ass deserves to sizzle like bacon.
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Topicme hugging The Thing from Fantastic 4
MrMallard
07/25/18 3:45:19 AM
#8
I thought this was gonna be like Fantastic 4 porno with any intercourse cropped out
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TopicThere could be higher-dimensional being watching you right now.
MrMallard
07/25/18 3:36:13 AM
#11
My way of thinking is that every life is broadcast like a TV show or movie. Shorter lives are like 30 minute episodes of a TV show, or a 5 minute short or something like this. Longer lives are like TV movies or feature-length productions. The longest human lives are like 3-4 hour long epics like Titanic and stuff
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Topic47 y/o KKK member MURDERS a 43 y/o SJW Black Woman but says it was SELF DEFENSE!
MrMallard
07/25/18 1:48:44 AM
#23
Yeah, this is a hate crime. The criminal is a known white supremacist with a swastika tattoo, he's targeted people because of their race before, and he has a history of assault - physical and sexual. He knowingly and intentionally got close to a black woman despite this history, then he murdered her

This motherfucker is a Neo-Nazi. He committed a hate crime, and he should be fucking destroyed.
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TopicWas Thor: Ragnarok the funniest MCU movie?
MrMallard
07/25/18 1:30:05 AM
#25
I think it was such a good movie because of its humor that was a step away from James Gunn's Guardians movies, but also for developing Thor as his own character as well. It was seeing him outsmart Loki and realising their differences that really tied the movie together for me.
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TopicTales of Symphonia: early game grinding?
MrMallard
07/24/18 4:25:31 AM
#16
Does anyone know if there are any missable titles? I'm gonna assume that there's a trophy for getting all of them.
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TopicTales of Symphonia: early game grinding?
MrMallard
07/23/18 10:11:18 AM
#15
Alkaloid posted...
Symphonia was the first RPG I played where I actually read/heard the story. As a first RPG, it's really good. But if you've been around the block, it's a tropey, dopey, cliched mess of anime-isms and melodrama

But I still love it tbh

Ah, might not be my thing then.

Still, I own it - might as well play it.
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TopicWhat are the most casual gaming series?
MrMallard
07/23/18 7:42:12 AM
#10
Candy Crush
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TopicTales of Symphonia: early game grinding?
MrMallard
07/23/18 6:18:33 AM
#1
I've just started the game (crummy PS3 port) and I'm wondering how viable grinding is gonna be in this game. It's one of those big, mega-hyped RPGs from the time, but I don't like the combat much - so I've currently got it set on auto-pilot.

As soon as grinding becomes a viable option, I'm thinking of beefing up my characters. When would you say grinding in Tales of Symphonia becomes a viable option?
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