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| Topic | "Teasing [FortuneCookie] is one of the few positives of the workday." |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:23:58 PM #3 | Can I get some ketchup for the fries? <_< |
| Topic | 1st Annual Gamefaqs Purity Ball |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:22:37 PM #15 | I've been pure for at least 20 minutes. |
| Topic | "Teasing [FortuneCookie] is one of the few positives of the workday." |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:18:57 PM #1 | I have a nurse coworker, short and shapely, French and Latina. She's always teasing me about this and that; facetiously accusing me of things I didn't say or do or making a mountain out of a molehill with a smile on her face. Then there are other things like her running her nails down my back, getting super close when talking, or having a little more excited tone of voice and higher pitch when talking to me. If I were anywhere near her league, I would think she was flirting. She's not. She's just innocently teasing her little workplace buddy. I feel like a simp on a leash. She has a few extra pounds -- all in the right places. I could afford to lose 50 lb. in fat and build 10 to 20 in muscle. And I'm at least five years too old for her. She makes me want to believe I'm Fred Flintstone or the fat guy from Hitch. That doesn't happen in real life. It's probably for the best. If she were into me, I'd hate to think of how out-of-control the humiliation stuff could get. <_< Author's Note: The description of the body type is not meant to be objectifying, only to provide a mental illustration of her figure. Respect women. Respect nurses. |
| Topic | They massacred the Pokemon Go avatars |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 1:02:07 AM #54 | Mmhmm. |
| Topic | 261FAQs: Israel launches missile attack on Isfahan in response to Iran assault |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 12:38:21 AM #19 | Ronaldo posted... Biden has absolutely no weight when it comes to Israel. It's like he doesn't exist. He exists because he's funding them and furnishing them with weapons. If he can't stop the war, he can stop paying for it. |
| Topic | They massacred the Pokemon Go avatars |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 12:34:45 AM #49 | So this is what people mean when they say that anti-sex isn't a thing. They mean the proper term is anti-horny. |
| Topic | Digimon vs Pokemon |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 12:19:53 AM #29 | I never played any of the games in either series. Comparing the anime, and I've only seen the 90s shows, Digimon had cooler-looking monster characters. Digimon had [redacted]-looking monster characters. Digimon had better fight scenes. Alongside Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad, it's one of the few times that I liked the cash-in better than the product that was being cashed in on. |
| Topic | 261FAQs: Israel launches missile attack on Isfahan in response to Iran assault |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 12:01:19 AM #7 | If they "accidentally" struck Syria, it could be the next step in launching World War 3. Israel is badly outnumbered and America has to help her. Fuck Netanyahu. |
| Topic | Why was that Black Cat topic deleted? |
| FortuneCookie 04/18/24 11:57:27 PM #14 | I see. And I'm sorry. |
| Topic | Why was that Black Cat topic deleted? |
| FortuneCookie 04/18/24 11:42:54 PM #12 | thisworld posted... Short answer: They decided (without yet closing the boards) that social boards and special interest boards shouldn't be things anymore? Well, then. Let's discuss Black Cat's history in video gaming. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6082c247.png |
| Topic | Netflix: Profits soar after password sharing crackdown |
| FortuneCookie 04/18/24 11:26:46 PM #8 | "We'd like to report that cracking the whip on our customers has been highly profitable. Please fall in line and abandon any sense of entitlement you may have." This is the streaming equivalent of police investigating themselves and finding now wrong. Of course they're going to say it was a profitable decision. |
| Topic | Why was that Black Cat topic deleted? |
| FortuneCookie 04/18/24 11:22:44 PM #10 | Guide posted... Someone complimented her clothing, which is objectifying and against the rules. Did TC say something horny about her or was the topic deleted because one of the replies was horny posting? <___< xGhostchantx posted... BONk. Acknowledging horny jail would mean acknowledging horny thoughts. And that would be against the ToS. |
| Topic | Why was that Black Cat topic deleted? |
| FortuneCookie 04/18/24 11:02:01 PM #3 | VeggetaX posted... Someone prolly posted Black Cat from Spider-Man Does that count as horny posting because of her ballast? |
| Topic | Why was that Black Cat topic deleted? |
| FortuneCookie 04/18/24 11:00:55 PM #1 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/606cd434.jpg |
| Topic | I feel like studios insist on *not* giving viewers what they want. |
| FortuneCookie 04/18/24 12:45:02 PM #10 | That's a good example about a villain who mimics comic book sound effects. How would you ever translate that onto the screen? RetuenOfDevsman posted... But this does nothing to explain the dystopian world where dinosaurs evolved into humans in Super Mario Bros. The Game Historian did a good video on this (if you have a full half-hour to kill, lol): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve26GpPDTgY Basically, the husband-wife director duo wanted to do a sci-fi movie patterned after Blade Runner and disregarded the source material altogether. They were riding high off of the success of Max Headroom and thought that anything they touched would be golden. (Everyone else thought otherwise.) |
| Topic | I feel like studios insist on *not* giving viewers what they want. |
| FortuneCookie 04/18/24 12:13:29 AM #8 | Some producers are probably stuck on a power trip like that. Others probably feel there's a difference between what works in a comic/novel/cartoon/TV series/etc. and what works in a feature length film. |
| Topic | When "cultured" cinema viewers say The Dark Knight Rises was great |
| FortuneCookie 04/17/24 11:50:52 PM #14 | There's a 90% chance that it's a placeholder line that the writers weren't given an opportunity to replace. |
| Topic | Marjorie Taylor Greene is an idiot. She is trying to wreck the GOP. |
| FortuneCookie 04/17/24 11:24:16 PM #44 | Yeah, I'm not going to stop MTG from sabotaging the GOP. |
| Topic | Name songs you like with a color in the title |
| FortuneCookie 04/17/24 11:22:56 PM #2 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlysZAUNyFg |
| Topic | I just realized what it means to be owned by Fandom. |
| FortuneCookie 04/17/24 11:17:50 PM #3 | Oh, sorry. |
| Topic | I just realized what it means to be owned by Fandom. |
| FortuneCookie 04/17/24 11:16:25 PM #1 | They're the sports bets people, right? The individuals who professionally rob desperate people under the allure of quick gains are the ones saying it's amoral to be horny. <_< |
| Topic | I thought Civil War was great |
| FortuneCookie 04/17/24 1:03:12 AM #46 | The one with Captain America? Absolutely. |
| Topic | The quality of this board has already increased |
| FortuneCookie 04/17/24 12:27:06 AM #24 | TC said that Black people need to quiet down. I have them tagged for that. I hope that mentioning that doesn't constitute a political remark. |
| Topic | First they came after politics |
| FortuneCookie 04/17/24 12:11:30 AM #5 | I started caring as soon as they took away hornyposting. <_< |
| Topic | Current Events got the LUE treatment and is now a private board. Part 3 |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 11:58:56 PM #159 | Neon Boobs are no more. :( |
| Topic | It's actually dizzying how far JK Rowling has gone |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 11:55:44 PM #137 | Too bad we can't talk about her bad politics anymore. |
| Topic | First, they got rid of the Politics board, now they got rid of the Politics tag. |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 11:47:38 PM #40 | So, no hornyposting, no politics, and CE is exclusive to those who are already here? How long before they shutdown the message boards altogether? Six months? A year? |
| Topic | I think I might have the last CE account |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 11:46:48 PM #7 | The Last Days of CE |
| Topic | A question about the changes and new rules here. |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 11:36:31 PM #14 | Wait, what? They pulled a LUE on CE? |
| Topic | Godzilla Minus One coming to Amazon prime in a few weeks |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 12:49:39 PM #10 | rexcrk posted... Thats cool but wheres the damn disc |
| Topic | Are there any places on the net that has a similar forum and posting style? |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 12:37:26 PM #2 | 4chan is just like GameFAQs... if everyone was anonymous and some edgelord racist shitbag dropped the n-word in every third post. Yeah, that's nothing like GameFAQs. <_< |
| Topic | I have come here to hornypost and chew bubblegum. |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 11:54:57 AM #4 | NoxObscuras posted... You're all out of bubble gum Nah. Unlike Roddy Piper, I bring enough to share with the rest of the class. |
| Topic | First, they got rid of the Politics board, now they got rid of the Politics tag. |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 11:26:18 AM #31 | pretzelcoatl posted... Respectfully, I think you're being facetious. There's a clear and obvious difference between discussing themes in media and topics directly discussing current US politcs/elections, especially when topics sometimes seem intentionally divisive. You can say things like "lightsabers are cool" or "I enjoyed the fight with the rancor." Pretty much anything else has a measure of subtext to it whether it wants to be addressed or not. Even asking a question like "What will the Empire do in the next movie? Or, if there's no Empire, who will the new enemy be?" could leave someone biting their lip to try and avoid saying anything political. The first Star Wars movie had the Empire ignoring the intergalactic council. Maybe the next prequel will have their own version of 1/6 showing the early warning signs of fascism. But that's political. Even the famed Darth Vader twist could be argued to have political undertones as it represents an age gap: the 1940-1950s generation that were in support of war and the 1960s-1970s generation that opposed it. The Rebel symbol (and the concept of a rebel is political) is a cross between the Fleur-de-lis and the peace symbol. It's like having a fight with an elephant and not being allowed to comment on what the elephant represents. You can't even get into hypotheticals about where the series goes from here because those choices are likely to be predicated on some measure of politics. "I bet the next Star Wars movie is a bunch of laser fights in space with no overtones." |
| Topic | I have come here to hornypost and chew bubblegum. |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 11:16:19 AM #1 | And I'm prohibited from hornyposting. |
| Topic | My tax preparer helped me save $16000 |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 1:41:09 AM #2 | nice |
| Topic | Met Dean Cundey A.S.C. today |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 1:28:42 AM #2 | Hey, that's awesome. |
| Topic | Where will you go now that CE ia dead? |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 1:22:00 AM #13 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/10ce07ff.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/60faf278.png To tell the truth, I have looked up and posted (anthropomorphic animal character content) and (anime) content -- including (intersex anime character) content -- there for several years now. The lack of a message board will encourage me to write for my book. |
| Topic | And so the thinning out begins... |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 12:59:09 AM #20 | Umbreon posted... Fandom's Endgame will be to kill the fourms entirely, no matter how sanitized. Keep thinking they have your best interests in mind though. That's kind of how I feel too. They can't possibly think that there are thousands of people who want to post on video game message boards, but are scared away by all of the hornyposting. If I get banned today or get banned tomorrow, what does it matter? The boards themselves are going away soon. |
| Topic | First, they got rid of the Politics board, now they got rid of the Politics tag. |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 12:48:20 AM #14 | UnholyMudcrab posted... I think not being able to talk about Starship Troopers would be a sacrifice I'd be willing to make in exchange for not having to see the exact same "Are you voting for Trump or Biden?" poll topic five times every week from now until November. archizzy posted... People always default to these kind of examples but we know there is a big difference between discussing a movie plot, or a game plot that involves politics within that story (which will still be allowed) than just the people who post articles about Biden or Trump or some member of Congress and just want to argue about democrats or republicans. You can't discuss Star Wars without politics, classic or modern. Or Star Trek. Or Planet of the Apes. Or Captain America. The character's name is literally political. |
| Topic | And so the thinning out begins... |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 12:45:55 AM #12 | There are plenty of retro games that I want codes and secrets for. If I could recall all of them, I would compile a big-ass list and be done with this site. If this site goes under, it'll be the end of an era. |
| Topic | First, they got rid of the Politics board, now they got rid of the Politics tag. |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 12:37:17 AM #5 | UnholyMudcrab posted... I fucking wish we weren't allowed to discuss politics at all How would that even work? "Starship Troopers is an awesome film. I love the way that it's just a bunch of people blasting bugs. No commentary." |
| Topic | First, they got rid of the Politics board, now they got rid of the Politics tag. |
| FortuneCookie 04/16/24 12:36:23 AM #4 | They should add a Horny tag. |
| Topic | So how exactly is the new Star wars girl "ugly" |
| FortuneCookie 04/15/24 10:55:17 PM #57 | NoxObscuras posted... So, here's the thing. There's no virtue signaling. The arguments that they "made her ugly" are disingenuous. The motion capture that they use for the character model is capturing the shape of her face, not the contour of her makeup. They use that system to record her talking and moving around. Which helps them translate those movements directly into the game. You're saying it's a genuine limitation of motion capture? The computer is trying to fill in the gaps on what her face is supposed to look like? |
| Topic | "You just want to fap to April O'Neil." |
| FortuneCookie 04/15/24 10:53:46 PM #72 | Fenrir_Howls posted... Just to be clear, how are we defining peer? I can get the issue with 2012 April, but not seeing a problem with the one from Rise other than making her goofier (which pretty much everyone got hit with). I meant peer in the sense that she was in the same age group as them. ViewtifulGrave posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7c5c42d8.jpg No, she's 39. I'm not attracted to an old person. <_<; |
| Topic | So how exactly is the new Star wars girl "ugly" |
| FortuneCookie 04/15/24 12:06:30 PM #49 | pauIie posted... okay, say they did. and? you're playing the game not fucking it. Oh, no. It's an EA game. I'm not touching it. |
| Topic | "You just want to fap to April O'Neil." |
| FortuneCookie 04/15/24 12:03:42 PM #61 | Please. I've fapped more times to Venus de Milo than April O'Neil. (She's 18.) I don't want the dynamic messed with. Unfortunately, April's been a teen for so long than restoring her to her proper age demographic would be doing the same thing to the kids who grew up with her as one of the Turtles' peers. |
| Topic | US has seen no evidence that Israel has committed genocide - Defense Secretary |
| FortuneCookie 04/15/24 12:00:59 PM #80 | Let me rephrase my post: It is completely, thoroughly, and totally reprehensible to bomb shelters, hospitals, and aid workers regardless of what label you give to it. |
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