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TopicAngry Joe banned from Resetera for giving TLoU2 a bad sroce
FortuneCookie
07/13/20 11:51:21 AM
#23
What sexist remarks did he make?

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TopicSo Season 2 of Mandalorian might include Bona Fett
FortuneCookie
07/13/20 11:32:15 AM
#10
__aCEr__ posted...
Bona Fett but I barely know a Fett!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPcod8IS214

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TopicDo you actually care about the Washington Washingtons name change?
FortuneCookie
07/13/20 11:30:17 AM
#24
HylianFox posted...
remember the heat the Cleveland Indians got into over their name and mascot?

at least the Redskins logo looks like an actual person and not a caricature

The name is much worse though. I have no problem with the logo. I actually would like to see them keep it and change the name to Washington Warriors.

My beef is with the title which can be traced back to genocide.

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TopicDo you actually care about the Washington Washingtons name change?
FortuneCookie
07/13/20 11:28:53 AM
#23
Yes, I do.

Redskin is a reference to bloody scalps left behind in government-sanctioned acts of genocide. The name change is long, long overdue. Washington Redskins should've never been a thing in my lifetime. You ever see photographs of fried chicken restaurants with racist names / racist mascots? The Redskins brand name should've gone out with that.


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Topicsugary drinks become disgusting once you stop drinking them all the time
FortuneCookie
07/13/20 11:23:41 AM
#5
I'm 35 next week and I go through a 2 liter a day.

I should really stop. <_<

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TopicI think I qualify as a feminist nowadays
FortuneCookie
07/13/20 11:13:51 AM
#6
Error1355 posted...
"Next on The Penetration Factor, hosted by NeonOctopus."

Would watch.

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TopicDo you want DCEU movies to succeed?
FortuneCookie
07/13/20 10:52:24 AM
#61
It's weird how little respect Captain Marvel/Shazam gets. When given a chance, he's been consistently better than Superman. His comics were more popular than Superman's. His film serial was better than Superman's. His one and only live action movie has been better than any live action Superman movie. (In my opinion, anyway.)

It's like having a boxer who's better than Muhammad Ali, but never gets talked about.

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TopicThey're making a Lego NES complete with scrolling CRT
FortuneCookie
07/13/20 10:47:04 AM
#2
That's neat.

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TopicDo you want DCEU movies to succeed?
FortuneCookie
07/13/20 9:41:36 AM
#55
Darmik posted...
It's going to be a Batman that's one year into his career. Unless they set it in like the 90s and pretend he's young Affleck it's a reboot.

It'd be hilarious if it was an ultra-dark and realistic Batman set in 1997.

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TopicDisney World slammed as doors reopen amid spiking coronavirus cases
FortuneCookie
07/13/20 9:39:52 AM
#14
I wanna go to Disney. :(

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TopicMarvel: Literally doing a third Guardians of the Galaxy movie...
FortuneCookie
07/13/20 9:37:19 AM
#73
ThisGuyAreSick posted...
Are we just going to ignore Iron Man 1?

It's pretty grounded, but the post-credits sequence hooks the fact that the other Avengers exist. Some of which are supernatural. Going by that monsters comparison I used earlier, this would be like a Phantom of the Opera movie which ends with a cameo from the vampire-hunter from Dracula. If a vampire-hunter exists, so must a vampire.

And Iron Man is still a bit more far-fetched than what Batman Begins and The Dark Knight were. We have a flying man in a suit of armor. By comparison, that makes Batman's echo-location bat-summoner thing look like something that could actually exist.

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Topic"the flu kills more people!!"
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 10:13:46 PM
#6
The US media has exaggerated a lot of viruses for ratings scares. I blame them more than I blame anyone else in this mess.

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Topic37 y/o Trump Supporter Military Vet AND Avid GAMER has DIED from COVID-19!!
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 10:12:17 PM
#3
That sucks.

I don't abide by his politics, but I wouldn't wish death on the man.

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TopicJohn Wayne e verybody!
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 10:02:53 PM
#7
John Wayne was a bigot. I don't think he saw himself as one.

In the context of the rant, he was taking a dig at Angela Davis before making a sweeping generalization of black people. He then backpedaled a bit by commenting on two black teens at his high school who were among the smartest in the school and how anybody can get a fair break.

To my knowledge, he never formally apologized for the remarks. He did make mia culpas though by casting black actors in movies he produced and having his characters speak lines of dialogue such as, "Mister, I don't have a bigoted bone in my body."

The remarks defined him going forward in life. Blaxploitation films would often have a portrait of John Wayne hanging in the home or office of the bigoted police officer bad guy. (Most notably found in Black Caesar starring Fred Williamson.)

He was a bigot. I don't think he saw himself as one. He saw homosexuality as disgusting. He was friends with Rock Hudson. He generalized black people in an interview, he cast black people in his movies since the 1950s and was friends with Sammy Davis Jr. and I believe Woody Strode. He acted as if Democrats and liberals were communists out to get the US, but got along swimmingly with Katherine Hepburn, Lauren Bacall, and Joseph L. Mankiewicz.

Oh, and bigoted John Wayne shut down production of The Searchers to have a Native American girl flown out to a hospital and again shut down production so that a Native American woman could attend her daughter's marriage. (That son of a bitch.)

I think he was more complex than just being a one-note bigot to be written off in a single stroke. But, at the same time, I can't blame people who feel that way about him. It's a pretty damning statement. Though I'm sure if he were a Democrat, we'd be getting a bunch of "What he really meant statements..." from the same people calling for his removal.

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TopicDo you want DCEU movies to succeed?
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 9:37:46 PM
#48
LightHawKnight posted... Why do they deserve anything? They made a ton of shitty stupid rushed choices, and they deserve failure for that.


True. But fans deserve their own Justice League.

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TopicFavorite fictional robot?
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 9:37:10 PM
#8
Optimus Prime

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TopicDo you want DCEU movies to succeed?
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 9:35:15 PM
#44
Recasting has been a thing since the stage. It goes back further than cinema itself. Yes, Superman is going to look a little different. Yet, Batman is going to look a little different. At least in the case of Batman, they could say that Bruce Wayne threw his money around and got cosmetic surgery.

I would still suggest doing Superman 3 (counting BvS as #2), giving Wonder Woman a third movie of her own, possibly one for Harley Quinn, and then doing a big damn Justice League sendoff in which they fight and defeat Darkseid and save the world forever.

Then would be the proper time to hit the reset button. Or they could split Justice League into parts 2 and 3. Darkseid wins the first round, loses the second.

It would still make money. The people saying to reboot now, I have my doubts if they would be there for reboot movies. Maybe they'd be happy to get a new Batman that was more their liking, but I think the rest would be left to flounder.

DC/Warner deserves its own MCU. And Disney needs to know they don't own Hollywood lock, stock, and barrel.

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Topic$100K but Dinosaurs is brought back on the air
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 9:22:34 PM
#3
Most depressing finale ever.

Sure. I'll take the money. We can start with them being cloned Jurassic Park style. The final episode of season one can be a two-part crossover with the Wonder Years reboot.

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TopicDo you want DCEU movies to succeed?
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 9:20:26 PM
#39
Darmik posted...
Spider-man has been rebooted twice within 10 years heh.

And I haven't seen those movies. I saw the first movie and the first reboot in theaters. I wasn't ready to go see the second reboot. I was ready to see Sinister Six, a proper Venom movie, Black Cat, Carnage, anything that referenced the previous anythings that happened so far.

They tell me it's great. I don't really care. I'm not interested in Spider-Man 1 Version 3.0. But if Sam Raimi does get to do his Spider-Man 4 with Sony, I'll buy a ticket opening weekend.

But even disregarding that, Spider-Man is a stand alone series. (Or rather was.) It wasn't tied in to Silver Surfer, the Punisher, Daredevil, and Fantastic Four. If it had been, and if they'd been building up to bigger and better things, it would be a shame to lose that no matter how bad some of the entries were.

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TopicDo you want DCEU movies to succeed?
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 9:13:57 PM
#37
specialkid8 posted...
Why does there need to be an arbitrary time limit? If it's not working they shouldn't feel obligated to continue losing money. And if they just take it out behind the shed they should be able to try again asap as long as they want to put in effort. If they want to just keep fucking around the canon doesn't really matter either way.

The faster you are to hit the reset button, the less audiences trust you. I wouldn't want to see next year's Batman movie if it was the first film in a DCCU reboot.

It burns the people who have spent their money in the hopes that the franchise will improve. If you end the franchise after Wonder Woman 2, you can be counted upon to lose 40% to 60% of the people who have watched every DCCU film. And that's a lot of faith to put in people that new audiences will trust and you and will make up for the audience members that you've lost.

This is exactly what killed Sega. They made no attempt to salvage the Sega Saturn and instead hoped people would buy the Sega Dreamcast. People didn't want to be treated like Guinea pigs.

If you reboot now, you tell me that you will pocket my money and run away with my investment at the first sign of trouble.

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TopicDo you want DCEU movies to succeed?
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 8:21:19 PM
#31
BLAKUboy posted...
No, I want them to just reboot already.

My first impression was that that should've been an option, but it's honestly too soon to reboot. The franchise is only 8 years old. They need to at least make it to 10 to 12 years before rebooting.

Otherwise, there's no reason to believe the next version will stick. They just have to limp along in spite of the fans they've lost along the way.


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TopicMarvel: Literally doing a third Guardians of the Galaxy movie...
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 8:16:06 PM
#64
SwayM posted...
Did we forget how the MCU got its start?

With Iron Man. Now it may be hard to go back and look at that movie in a vacuum but it also released in 2008 the same year as The Dark Knight. And we all looked at Iron Man as a very grounded, realistic depiction of a Super Hero. Thats kind of what made the MCU so exciting was that it felt like, for some degree anyway, it wasnt a completely out to lunch Superhero film. It felt real in a lot of ways.

So then it became super interesting with questions of How are they going to do Thor? Or hell Doctor Strange. So far theres been no express magic shown. And even Dr Strange introduced magic in a way that felt true to the series.

Now I think weve gotten to the point in the MCU where theres nothing they cant do and audiences really dont care.

But anyway my point is they could have easily done the same thing branching off from Nolans Batman.

Batman could've easily had the Riddler or the Penguin as his first opponent. In choosing a centuries old demon as their first antagonist and revealing that he's actually a hoax, they made deliberate point that this Batman existed in a world without science fiction elements or the supernatural. The Dark Knight Rises feels a little out of place when compared with the first film of the trilogy. The whole "raise the temperature" notion doesn't work when the series begins with a declaration that it's super-grounded.

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TopicNew species of walking shark discovered in Australia
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 8:08:09 PM
#27
thronedfire2 posted...
are we sure that's not just a weird catfish

Either way, it's still Australia. That thing can and will attempt to kill you. <_<

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TopicListened to an Animals album, lol.
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 8:01:31 PM
#2
DevsBro posted...
Ok, House of the Rising Sun was their only original, wasn't it?

Actually, it's a mining song from the late 1800s / early 1900s.

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TopicNew species of walking shark discovered in Australia
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 8:00:04 PM
#25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_NS2H55dxI

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TopicWill Seth Green apologize for his black man impersonation on Robot Chicken?
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 7:06:23 PM
#28
If the issue is that he's stereotyping black people, that's a problem. If it's that he does critical narration on behalf of a character, I don't see that as a valid complaint.

There's an NBA game on. One of the players (who is black) just missed a free throw and is staring dumbfounded into space. I'm watching as a fan, with a group of people, and I make fun of him saying, "Aww, gee, guys. I'm really sorry I missed. That was really bad on my part." Does that count as audio blackface on my end?

That's what Nostalgia Critic's doing. He's not voicing a character. He's piping in additional dialogue in a snarky manner.

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TopicDo you want DCEU movies to succeed?
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 6:57:55 PM
#12
Yes.

Disney shouldn't have a monopoly. Warner Bros. and Universal Studios need to get their acts together. I'm starting to think Disney secretly pays the screenwriters to make bad scripts. They seem to have a monopoly on good stories. Maybe they're the only ones who think screenwriters deserve to be paid?

In any event, a good story is the heart of every good movie. A bad director can take a good script and produce and okay movie. A good director can do absolutely nothing with a bad story.

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TopicWill Seth Green apologize for his black man impersonation on Robot Chicken?
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 8:50:45 AM
#26
Besides, even if Nostalgia Critic wanted to let a black cast member do the "black guy voice," it wouldn't make sense. It's meant to represent the thoughts in his own head.

Either Nostalgia Critic does a bad Shaquille O'Neal impression or Malcolm plays the voice inside Nostalgia Critic's head. Because it's not voicing Shaq, it's voicing how Shaq sounds to Nostalgia Critic. And it's not a race thing. It's a Shaq being a bad actor in a lifeless, poorly written movie.

Either way, it's still a member of one ethnicity voicing another.

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TopicWill Seth Green apologize for his black man impersonation on Robot Chicken?
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 8:48:34 AM
#25
cjsdowg posted...
I like Doug Walker, so many times we he does a black voice it is just horrible.

That's completely different. That's like somebody reading a book out loud and giving each character a distinct voice. Surely we haven't gotten to that point.

"And so Sam said... Hold on a minute, children. I'm not allowed to give Sam a voice. Joe... Joe, can you voice Sam for a minute?"
"Sure. And so Sam said, "I don't know where the marshmallows have all been hidden."

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TopicMost satisfying attack in gaming?
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 8:42:57 AM
#24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdLTpeI56go

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TopicSpoiler, Spoiler, SPOILER!!!
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 12:19:55 AM
#2
Last one is Shinji and Asuka.

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Topic'Republicans should want to punish [Trump] for their own self-preservation'
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 12:10:55 AM
#2
This is why people who think Trump is the end of the Republican party are lying to themselves. All the next Republican has to say is, "Trump was bad," and they're in the clear.

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TopicWill Seth Green apologize for his black man impersonation on Robot Chicken?
FortuneCookie
07/12/20 12:09:26 AM
#22
ghettoraider81 posted...
Shredder from TMNT, a Japanese character voiced by an African American actor.

Splinter (Hamato Yoshi) was voiced by a white actor.

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TopicJessica Simpson puts on TIGHT JEANS to PROVE she can wear'em!! Is She a MILF??
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 11:43:19 PM
#9
Guide posted...
She looks like a bunch of disjointed body parts put together in someone's basement.

Mmm.... FrankenMILF.

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TopicJessica Simpson puts on TIGHT JEANS to PROVE she can wear'em!! Is She a MILF??
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 11:38:58 PM
#5
Would.

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TopicShe wants you to disrespect her
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 11:37:48 PM
#6
*grabs leash and collar*

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TopicWill Seth Green apologize for his black man impersonation on Robot Chicken?
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 11:36:40 PM
#16
"You took anabolic steroids in the 1980s? Then you should be arrested."
"But it didn't become illegal until 1990."
"Then you should've had greater foresight."

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TopicAmerican staff wanted Pikachu to be a tiger with huge breasts
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 11:29:57 PM
#25
Looking at that thumbnail, I'd have sex with anyone on the right. Male or female is inconsequential.

<__<;

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TopicHumans can lick too
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 11:28:46 PM
#10
lilORANG posted...
I've fucked a lot of ghosts then

Dem spirits be horny!

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TopicHumans can lick too
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 11:27:40 PM
#8
The last time I had a bad dream, I spent all day at a theme park without getting to ride a single ride. Frustrated, I decided "It's time to fly" and proceeded to strip naked. I flew naked over the crowds of theme park goers and even flew over a nearby football stadium.

It amuses me to think that I streaked in front of a bunch of ghosts.

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TopicWill Seth Green apologize for his black man impersonation on Robot Chicken?
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 11:21:57 PM
#13
BeyondWalls posted...
Is it though? Because everyone thought blackface was fine until enough people stood up to say it was wrong. Even then there were people who were like, "look it upset some people, but we're not going to apologize for it. Mammy was just a cartoon."

Blackface was done with the intent of reassuring White society that Black people were not a threat to them. It was meant to demean and to create social disparity.

It's not comparable to simply playing a character. And blackface was always controversial.

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TopicWill Seth Green apologize for his black man impersonation on Robot Chicken?
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 11:13:10 PM
#10
If you are making fun of the way that somebody talks, yeah, that's pretty bad.

I understand Apu getting canceled because it is a White guy doing a bad impression of an Indian accent. For what it's worth, the accent was done without ill intent. Cartoons are often exaggerated for humorous purposes. If the Simpsons saw a reboot, I would hope to see Apu return, voiced by a man of Indian descent, and still as disconnected from reality as the Yellow/White cast members.

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TopicWill Seth Green apologize for his black man impersonation on Robot Chicken?
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 11:09:29 PM
#6
I understand complaining when actors lose roles because a white guy is playing a character of another ethnicity, but it's pretty silly to retroactively treat animation like blackface.

I hate moral objectivism being retroactively applied to social standards. It's not objectively wrong for someone to pretend to be someone they're not in an acting environment. We've simply reevaluated our social standards to be more inclusive. It's not meant to give license to people to go out and try to ruin people's careers. This would be like going after 80s cartoon shows where the girls wear pink and claiming that the people who made them encouraged damaging sexist social standards.

If you're looking for an excuse to hurt people, you're as bad as your standard bigot. It doesn't matter what pretense you use.

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TopicWill Seth Green apologize for his black man impersonation on Robot Chicken?
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 11:03:52 PM
#4
animation =/= live action

Voicing a character is not the same as playing a character in live action. It's the act of putting on makeup to mock someone's ethnicity which is demeaning, not having somebody pretend to be something they're not. That's called acting.

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TopicVivica Fox wants Zendaya to play Vernita Green's daughter in Kill Bill 3
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 11:02:29 PM
#15
I'm all for this. I feel like Zendaya could branch out into stronger roles.

Besides, superhero movies shouldn't have original love interests. If she's not going to play Mary Jane Watson, she doesn't need to be in Spider-Man.

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TopicMarvel: Literally doing a third Guardians of the Galaxy movie...
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 10:59:27 PM
#25
jeffhardyb0yz posted...
but scooby doo actually did that tho

Scooby Doo had a cartoon series in which the monsters were all revealed to have natural explanations. The live action movies always had real monsters.

0Renegade posted...
and the wwe people in scoobyverse had real feats of strength too like john cena catching a giant ass boulder and tossing it like nothing

I'm pretty sure John Cena can do that in real life. <_<

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TopicMarvel: Literally doing a third Guardians of the Galaxy movie...
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 10:41:50 PM
#20
ImAMarvel posted...
Ironically, I ended up hating the movie but went into it with decently high expectations. vol. 2 was much better imo.



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TopicMarvel: Literally doing a third Guardians of the Galaxy movie...
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 10:38:52 PM
#18
Nolan Batman exists in a world where the supernatural doesn't exist and science fiction elements are kept to a minimum. It wouldn't have worked.

It'd be like having a series of Scooby Doo movies where the monsters are all people in costume -- then suddenly doing a shared universe with Dracula, the Wolfman, and Frankenstein's Monster.

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TopicGuess what Tim Burton movie im watching
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 10:36:54 PM
#8
MisterPengy posted...
Definitely Lone Ranger

Tim Burton's Lone Ranger would've at least been fun. <_<

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Topicfan fixes disneys "welcome home" ad
FortuneCookie
07/11/20 10:35:12 PM
#2
I stayed at home and people still died.

It's time for me to ride.

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