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CE told me this doesn't happen. <_<

If you get it fresh. It turns to cardboard, so it's not very good reheated.

Sexy Black chick with a whip? The turtle monster (Taka?) from Contra III? Fuckin' werewolf-with-a-gun from Hard Corps?

NICE.

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Dakimakura posted...

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There have been times that I've played a lesser console game because I was too lazy to swap the cartridge out for a better one.

Yeah.

He has the same problem as the Angry Video Game Nerd. Being the whiny critic who uses a bunch of profanity isn't as funny coming from someone in their 40s as it is in their 20s. So, the character has to change. And both hoped to move onto other projects while getting trapped doing what it is that they're best known for. In the case of Nostalgia Critic, there's a problem in that his video have just gotten too damn long. I like a good 15 to 20 minute YouTube video before work. I don't want to devote half an hour or more to them.

That said, Nostalgia Critic sometimes still lands. (As does the Nerd.) I loved his video on The Black Cauldron. They perfectly summed that film up. "Just because nobody likes The Black Cauldron, it doesn't mean that you *don't like* The Black Cauldron." And his video on Stephen King's Sleepwalkers was about as funny as he's ever had. In both cases, modern NC and modern AVGN do better when they're trying to be insightful and reflective rather than recapture their "shit the fuck!" / "no good sack of bitch" days from when they were playing angsty manchildren.

Dakimakura posted...

Trump said; "Aerith > Tifa"

I don't care if it's deadnaming, Aeris will always be better than Aerith.

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Obviously, it wouldn't have Schwarzenegger and Stallone battling Disney-owned xenomorphs and facehuggers. Even if the two seventy-somethings were down for it, Disney's lawyers would come down so hard on Konami that death by chest-bursting alien would feel like a merciful alternative.

So, who would they fight? I could see the giant turtle from Contra 3 making an appearance. The alien boss in the American football uniform from the first game too. They'd probably have human soldiers (or mind-controlled zombified human soldiers) as the main enemies for budgetary purposes. They would definitely have one of the women from the later sequels join in the action.

Even if the designs of the first game weren't a little too close for comfort, film adaptations of video games rarely adapt the first game anymore. They usually go for an original plot which attempts to capture elements of the franchise as a whole.

>film is removed from a streaming service
>owns film on DVD
>doesn't want to go through the multistep process of locating the DVD, taking it out of the package, putting it into the player, etc.

I remember what it was like to have to rewind a damn movie when it was finished. You had to wait sometimes upwards of an entire minute to get a tape back to the start. And here I am too lazy to pop in a DVD because it isn't as convenient as clicking a mouse.

Typing up this topic though, I'm not too lazy for that.

<_<

aarrgus posted...

"I had the many sex with my perfect wife, who loves everything I say and do and wants round bootys on digital womens".

Wait a second...

Why does a man with an ideal wife need a video game waifu?

Maybe they're polyamorous. <_<

Southernfatman posted...

I'm a dirty horny pervert, but so much on the internet makes me feel like a prude or a nun in comparison. Not everything has to be sexualized/horny.

I'm sure a southern fat male nun is somebody's kink.

Crimsoness posted...

Just make like Andrew Jackson and ignore them

Poor choice of words.

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Kajagogo posted...

Dracula probably.

That's not a licensed property -- unless you're talking about Castlevania or the Universal Monsters version of Dracula.

*heavy breathing*

I'm moving to Louisiana... for the economic opportunities.

Everything from TMNT to MLP has had a Ghostbusters tie-in. Literally all that you have to do is put a character in a Ghostbusters uniform and, boom, instant crossover.

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Hey, look. The Icee Polar Bear is a Ghostbuster now.

I dislike him.

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>no boobs
>no butt

I still love her and want to marry her.

C_Pain posted...

This trend is so cringe. The one on the right looks like she's wearing some weird padded wrestling attire. Do these people realize women don't always wear skin tight clothing?

"Mission in a frozen climate? Better pack my fur bikini."

Student loan forgiveness would be nice, but I'd rather Biden stop spending money on genocide in Israel.

(And, yes, Trump is still worse.)

I don't like modifying existing characters to mute their attractiveness. But are they seriously trying to say that every woman needs Sir Mix-a-Lot's approval?

This is an attractive model and they're letting her be attractive. This isn't like Mass Effect hiring an attractive woman, then uglying up the character in the name of virtue signaling. This is letting an attractive woman be who she is.

Judging from the attire and weapon, I kinda get the feeling that she has more going on than, "Does this make my ass look flat?"

Whether you're looking at hambeasts or bodies made for sex, there shouldn't be a one-size-fits-all approach. There should be no uniform standard for how to design female characters in a video game. Enjoy your AI still photo. This one didn't need it.

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Not even as a cartoon villain. Trump just sucks.

Left looks more natural and more attractive than right.

She's an attractive woman either way, but how's the boobage?

<_<

I haven't seen it (yet), but I'd probably spend the whole time bitching about how Rogue isn't hot enough - despite her being significantly more attractive than in the live action movies or Evolution.

It's not just the loss in cup sizes or the complete erasure of her ass (which was only really one scene -- Rogue's a boob queen). The hair and outfit look a little muted. I hate to get into waifu wars, but there's legitimately some animator out there who thinks that Jean Grey, the Ginny Weasley of comic book redheads, is better than Rogue? Or that some Jean-faced goblin queen could ever match her? Get the fuck outta here with that.

No actual spoilers were in that post. I just blackboxed it because I knew a lot of people would sooner skip over that post than read it. I had to let it out and I've let it out. So, bye for now.

Make all jellybeans black.

PeteyParker posted...

Somehow Trump returned

Trump 2028:

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Cute, but I'll take Nessa.

This could prove to be a "Hitler tamed by prison" moment, but I think the GOP will calm down after Trump loses.

In American politics, the top priority is in maintaining the status quo (capitalism). That can't happen if one party goes off the rails and goes full fascist. Republicans will lose this election and, if they chose another individual like Trump, lose the next one as well. You're more likely to see another George W. Bush or Ronald Reagan, the soft-spoken "aw-shucks" personality who speaks American values while quietly depriving certain Americans of their rights than you are to get someone who is going to go to the podium, wave their fists in the air, and talk about Americans first to a crowd that would be chanting "Sieg Heil" in response if they were being honest about their goals.

In all honesty, quiet racism and anti-LGBTQ agendas can be more dangerous than open bigotry. Right now, everyone knows what they're fighting. If you get someone who talks about this great country of ours, our proud police forces, etc. and they casually mention drugs and illegal immigration as the only problems, that's a lot harder to fight than someone who openly courts a bunch of angry bigots with delusions that they're going to kick everyone else around once their chosen mouthpiece is elected.

Bowser

Not top-heavy by any means, but Nessa is the hottest Pokgirl of all time.

You're not missing anything. Battletoads in Battlemaniacs was awful.

Battletoads & Double Dragons was pretty good though.

Surely, this election is the final Star Wars battle. This is the one that's going to determine whether we have fascism for all time or defeat the Empire once and for all.

It's not like they say this same thing literally every election year. Nope. This is the first time, the last time, the only time in history that one single election is for all the marbles.

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The better question is why did Ryu in street fighter stay Ryu instead of some Americanized Roy, meanwhile m bison and Vega got weirdly switched?

It makes sense considering that M. Bison begged a lawsuit from M. Tyson. Also, Vega is a Hispanic surname, so it made more sense going to the character from Spain rather than the one from Thailand.

Yeah. If Barney can get a Genesis game, Blue deserves her own series.

Adult Link is the true icon of gayming.

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I got you family

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Nice.

Cranky Kong being "the original Donkey Kong" is disrespectful and makes no sense in the Mario canon.

How is Mario the same age that he was in 1982 while Donkey Kong is two generations older? Is Nintendo going to reveal the official canon that Jumpman is Mario's grandfather and the current Pauline is the granddaughter of the one from Donkey Kong?

Size fluctuations are a thing. Bowser is anywhere between two to four times Mario's size on the regular. When go-karting, they can be even closer in size. So I'm not going to get into that. But you never see Bowser as a child matched against adult Mario or adult Mario matched against old man Bowser.

Unless I broke it up over the course of several days, I doubt if I'd ever watch a feature-length documentary on Oregon Trail.

I have watched his video about the awful 1993 Mario movie at least three or four times though.

Actually, the More Topics from this Board section lists 5 topics. None of them happened to be on the first page, so I guess CE got it out of their system by the time I got home from work.

For many CEmen/CEgals, the O.J. Simpson trial was before their time.