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inb4 religion

UnfairRepresent posted...

FortuneCookie posted...

Now, if you offered me sex with the Disney Princess

Dude, they are like 14-17 years old...

I think Cinderella was an adult but the rest are all children or teenagers

Fine, I'll go with Nala instead. Wearing her outfit means I would just be naked. ;)

Now, if you offered me sex with the Disney Princess of my choice and I had to wear her dress while we made love, that would so be worth it.

<_<;

I went to Disney World last month for three days and I didn't have to wear a dress.

*black Yoshi eats white Shy Guy*
*other Yoshis stare at him*

"What? You can't taste racism."

Just replace them with Shy Guys. No one will notice the difference.

meestermj posted...

SpiralDrift posted...

They should have stopped after JP1.

I wholeheartedly disagree. I love all 5 movies and can't wait for the next.

It's easier to make friends with a raptor than to find something good to say about JPIII.

The fake boobs look fine. The neck tattoo and lip injections, not so much.

It was the best I could find. Can't do 3D on GameFAQs anyway.

Believe me, they're cushy. And the camera isn't afraid of them either. <3

sag queen

So soft. So very, very soft. :3

Zikten posted...

FortuneCookie posted...

It'll be funny to see Marvel copy DC and do better than they did.

in a way they already did. Thanos was originally created as a copycat of Darkseid. Darkseid existed first. He's basically just Darkseid in Marvel. but then DC tried to build up to him in the movies and fucked up and never even got to him. meanwhile Marvel just did a huge Thanos movie and made a bunch of money from it

I meant in terms of movies. Marvel and DC have been copying one another for as long as there's been a Marvel and a DC.

Smart to petition for a movie like that. I hope she gets it.

It'll be funny to see Marvel copy DC and do better than they did.

That's my fetish. <3

http://balto.wikia.com/wiki/Jenna

No apologies.

Now that I think about it, I might've been a Power Rangers fan for longer if they hadn't started out with dinosaurs. If they went from birds to samurais, that would've been an upgrade instead of a downgrade.

I never would've been as enthusiastic about the first season as I was about the dinozords, but I might've kept watching.

He made the right choice. Even if Jetman had been a better show, it was the fact that they piloted dinosaur robots that got me into Power Rangers.

I pretty much left the show when they switched over to the samurai theme.

Okay, I give up. In what movie did he voice a rat?

The Lizard from Amazing Spider-Man.
Star Fox's bell-shaped head.
The Thundercats.

If you're gonna have a human face with a little bit of fur or scales, why not just have people? If you can't accept that an animal is talking, that's not a character that you need to use.

BlameAnesthesia posted...

FortuneCookie posted...

Psychic velociraptor in JW4.

With shoulder miniguns and roller skates

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
Screenplay by Roland Emmerich.

Psychic velociraptor in JW4.

XxKrazyChaosxX posted...

Isn't there another island with dinosaurs(JP3)? Or are Jurassic Park 2 and 3 not canon to the story?

2 and 3 are non-canon.

In Lost World, Hammond is on his deathbed and opposed to further attempts at making a park featuring dinosaurs. In Jurassic World, Masrani said that Hammond gave him his blessing to carry on the park and encouraged him to "spare no expense."

You really spelled all of their names in lower case out of spite?

Funbazooka posted...

We Fucking Love Atheism

I bet that site's full of positive people.

I get the feeling that I'd be that white girl who exclusively dates black guys. I don't know why.

Zara dies a brutal death while trying to apprehend them after they ran away and needlessly endangered themselves. They show no remorse whatsoever for their involvement in her death.

It's the same as if they'd directly killed her.

<_<

EverDownward posted...

Supposedly, King Kong Bundy never had entrance music during his tenure at WWE. However, since his retirement they've made several for him. The following has always been my favorite.

Kind of a shame since he went music free on the independent circuit as well.

I just watched this movie from the 1960s. I gotta say, the special effects are pretty dated.

:|

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

What's that make us?

Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

But they did talk and make friends with other species, right?

I don't want my childhood cartoons being inaccurate. <_<

Jurassic World 3: Cretaceous Cruise

SpinKirby posted...

I'm not a furry, but

This is how it always begins.

Despite looking like a pony, she's very creative and runs a successful business.

Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

>:3

You get that raptor!

Guy_Fieri posted...

Hold yer horses

Neigh.

SpiralDrift posted...

But instead people just write about werewolves and ponies... smh

I'd be cool with werewolf porn.

<_<

I think I've only seen two furry h-manga. Four if you count times where the animal is literally just an animal with human sapience.

Japanese media outlets love their 7,000 year old demons who look like they're 7, but there's no market for furry fetishism there.

CM_Ponch posted...

How dare your fetishes interfere with the agenda

I understand that my fetishes tend to be the unwanted kind. I'm not knocking people for liking other things. I'm just saying that the DOA girls are pretty much universally agreed upon to be attractive. Adding something that repulses some people or makes some people uncomfortable would risk sales.

Let's not pretend that DOA is enjoyed purely for the fighting mechanics.

This might as well say "honest vote" and "dishonest vote."

If there's a character who is unlockable or DLC, that's fine. The same goes for if she has an additional attire which leaves less up to the imagination. Chubby chasers can have their fun.

But if there's a heavy character in skimpy clothing in a game that's meant to titillate, that's just going to ruin the experience for me and I'm going to avoid buying the game outright.

That's just being real. It'd be like if I were watching a show for all the beautiful young women, then two middle aged guys started making love. It's like, I'm sorry, but that's gonna turn me off when the product's meant to turn me on.

I'm a bit torn on this notion. On one hand, some people like chubby and I wouldn't want to prevent them from enjoying what they like.

On the other hand, if you put a heavy chick in a bikini, I'm probably not gonna play it.

<_<

dreamvoid posted...

you've put a lot of thought into this. you should pitch your idea to guillermo del toro. he'd love it.

lol. I'd rather flesh them out as literotica and post them anonymously online.

I'd like to write for Hollywood, but I wouldn't want to be known as the guy who wanted to get with fantasy animal characters. You gotta be subtle about that kinda stuff.

Make a Black Cat movie with great big kitty titties. <3

Thanks.

:)

C_Pain posted...

TC:

He's right though.

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