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Meowww

https://imgur.com/7T6iAEp

Cats remake.

(Idris Elba's one too. No, seriously.)

Mai waifu Jenna and I fight the wolf together. :v

To the people complaining about there not being enough black on black porn, here ya go. Not only does this look to be more fun than the live action movie, it'll probably be more faithful to the original.

The original Lion King had missionary. It's a guarantee this one will as well. :v

What if the government just moved the alien remains to a new location?

It came back up after a restart, obviously.

Just it case I had to take it in for repairs, I didn't want them seeing my Lion King porn and twisted hentai material.

:v

My kinks involve sexual humiliation, physical transformation (often coupled with unwanted or humiliating transformations), and borderline bestiality -- namely a talking cartoon animal kink. I'd never fuck a real animal tho.

How do I make these kinks less weird? And why would I want to?

:v

Chadwick Boseman should play the new Little Mermaid.

Technically, the Black Panther moniker could be given to a woman. It's not the same as a white female being the new T'challa.

Don't look for that to happen though.

archedsoul posted...

White Storm

Photo negative X-Men would be incredible. Cyclops, Professor X, Rogue, and Wolverine are black. Storm is white.

Hottest woman in MCU gets with Black Panther

Internet torn asunder

She blows kisses for her attack (something modern games would not allow). Humans, dogs, birds, and the undead alike are left stupified with heart eyes. They're all like, "Fuck yeah! Sexy underage cat-thing!"

I guess you could say they're hot for Dot.

<_<

ssj3vegeta2 posted...

wtf why is simba angry all da time in dat

Because that's what happens when you watch your father die

look at Batman :v

That name would sound kinda racist if given to a black character.

I didn't know he was married to Sara Jessica Parker.

How am I supposed to relate to Simba banging Nala if I'm no longer able to relate to the guy voicing Simba? I for one will not be seeing this remake. :<

It was kinda low key, but pretty fun overall. I watched ID4, worked half a day for a full day's pay (and wore an Uncle Sam hat), and went out to a nice meal.

former friend you mean, right?

Oh, and my hat fell off at the end of the day. But I managed to pin it against the wall before it touched the floor. I then looked at the security camera and mouthed the words, "It didn't touch the floor."

Duncanwii posted...


2 edgy 4th of July me

At least he was stupid enough to turn himself in. This guy could've potentially gone free had he kept his damn mouth shut.

Donkey Kong is not even a playable character in Donkey Kong or Donkey Kong Jr.

How can he be the star?

I work at a pharmacy. It doesn't pay much, but I have accumulated $6,000 in the bank. Anyway, here are some of the reactions:

- The pharmacist stifled a laugh as I walked through the front door.

- A bearded dude commented, "Yes, I love your hat."

- A Neo Nazi stared at the hat as though it were a My Little Pony plushy. "Nice hat," he said derisively. "Thank you," I returned in a sincere tone of voice just to mess with him.

- A Vietnam veteran and conspiracy theorist (a semi-regular customer) used the hat as an opportunity to deliver an anti-Trump rant about how thousands of children were in cages and how the nation was falling into fascism. He probably would've gone on the same rant in the absence of the hat, but it gave him a segue. Mid-rant, he said he apologized if I'd voted for Trump and had been insulted by him. I broke from my apolitical stance to say, "No, I did not [vote for him]."

- A couple of older ladies commented on the hat. One young woman who was excited about fireworks commented on it favorably.

- One older veteran who was wearing a P.O.W. hat said, "I like your hat" very enthusiastically. It was nice to see him interpret it as a show of support for those who've served. :)

- My favorite reaction was from an infant who was mesmerized by the hat. Her mother's prescription wasn't ready yet, so she had to come back a second time. Both times they were at the counter, the baby's eyes were glued to the hat's bright colors. Her fixed gaze prompted the mother and some of the other technicians to comment. This happened way too early in the day as nothing could match the mesmerized baby for responses.

I work at a pharmacy. We deal with a lot of these types.

Superman II: "What a nice man. Of course he's Jewish."

She's cute.

The one with anime tiddies

DarkRoast posted...

the Betsy Ross flag to some symbolizes exclusion and hate.

Ah, the classic "to some"

Coprophagia is sexy "to some"

A couple of rednecks in Georgia do not suddenly make the Betsy Ross flag a hate symbol unless you have the fortitude of a toddler.

That seems to be the modern standard in politics.

I'm offended by this thing -- and it says more about the thing than it does about me -- make it go away.

She looks like Ivan Drago's mom.

I do.

BeantownHero posted...

I'm too sober for this

Yes, you are. If you were both drunk, it'd be two people getting drunk and having sex. But if she's drunk and you're not, that's a no-no.

*keeps turning and itching*

<_<;

Nah.

Confined and not allowed to speak anything but their own names?

They don't want the baby to photo bomb the pic.

Now a Florida lawmaker

stopped reading there

Duncanwii posted...

I only look at girls my age. I promise.

I look at girls who are younger than me, older than me, more animated than me, and more furry than me.

asagi_mode_gone posted...

G as in y.

Yif.

Don't mind if I do.

Post an if file?

I like it!

As in it has an h sound. It's not pronounced giff or jiff (heretofore the correct way). It's pronounced heef.

The potential for a planet full of cat-eared space babes. :3

TomNook20 posted...

He kinda forgot about the force.

Yeah. In all seriousness, when you've just chopped off your son's hand and he jumps to escape you, "Oh, hey, I have a magical power that could lift him back up," probably isn't gonna be the first thing on your mind. Human error. Plain and simple.

Vader couldn't levitate Luke because he couldn't levitate himself. :v

Today at the pharmacy, I got a message from the doctor approving a refill for a patient. Said patient was taken off of life support yesterday. :(

Feline_Heart posted...

FortuneCookie posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

What do you do?

Her.

Thats sick

Come on, look at her.



Even if you take the moral high ground, it won't stop her from having an Electra complex. Why not be guilty as a family instead of abandoning your daughter to her shameful unrequited lusts?