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Link_of_time 04/15/24 1:02:40 AM #51:	FortuneCookie posted... I haven't seen the film, so I can't really comment on how well the style fits the tone that they're going for. This is the part that every one of these whiners gets wrong. They wanna cry about this and that but then never actually see the final product. Creative is right about the artstlye. The entire world is kinda a trashy ugly. Like if you took the Garbage pale kids and mixed them with 90s claymation. The turtles are kinda at that awkward puberty age and so is april at the time. The movie was pretty good. <cite>Link_of_time posted [p:979912393] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite><quote>I haven't seen the film, so I can't really comment on how well the style fits the tone that they're going for.</quote>This is the part that every one of these whiners gets wrong. They wanna cry about this and that but then never actually see the final product. Creative is right about the artstlye. The entire world is kinda a trashy ugly. Like if you took the Garbage pale kids and mixed them with 90s claymation. The turtles are kinda at that awkward puberty age and so is april at the time. The movie was pretty good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Link_of_time 04/15/24 1:04:55 AM #52:	mehmeh1 posted... Rise Splinter is good, yall were just impatient I had no interest in the show, but i heard the movie was actually really good. <cite>Link_of_time posted [p:979912408] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>mehmeh1 posted... </cite><quote>Rise Splinter is good, yall were just impatient</quote>I had no interest in the show, but i heard the movie was actually really good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys 04/15/24 5:40:59 AM #53:	Krow_Incarnate posted... Not the April O'Neil I was thinking of. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8f09752e.jpg hunmina humina humina ThaTs n0t a reeeee-al woman! --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 <cite>deoxxys posted [p:979913936] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>Krow_Incarnate posted... </cite><quote>Not the April O'Neil I was thinking of.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8f09752e.jpg</quote>hunmina humina huminaThaTs n0t a reeeee-al woman! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fenrir_Howls 04/15/24 10:29:52 AM #54:	mehmeh1 posted... Rise Splinter is good, yall were just impatient Not my favorite Splinter, but his character was pretty damn solid. RetuenOfDevsman posted... One of the few things I didn't like about Ninja Turtles '12 was the Rat King mind controlling Splinter. You can mind control Superman. You can mind control Spider-Man. But the moment you start talking about mind controlling Splinter, you should be reassigned to a different project. Not to mention the in-universe logic shouldn't work anyway. Splinter doesn't have a rat mind. Given how the mutagen works Splinter was pretty much a humanoid rat. He might have stayed Hamato Yoshi mentally, but it was shown throughout that he did gain some rat-like mannerisms. Think there was a point he even became feral. --- Loki's Good Boy <cite>Fenrir_Howls posted [p:979916309] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>mehmeh1 posted...</cite><quote>Rise Splinter is good, yall were just impatient</quote>Not my favorite Splinter, but his character was pretty damn solid.RetuenOfDevsman posted...</cite><quote>One of the few things I didn't like about Ninja Turtles '12 was the Rat King mind controlling Splinter.You can mind control Superman. You can mind control Spider-Man. But the moment you start talking about mind controlling Splinter, you should be reassigned to a different project.Not to mention the in-universe logic shouldn't work anyway. Splinter doesn't have a rat mind.</quote>Given how the mutagen works Splinter was pretty much a humanoid rat. He might have stayed Hamato Yoshi mentally, but it was shown throughout that he did gain some rat-like mannerisms. Think there was a point he even became feral. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McMarbles 04/15/24 10:35:44 AM #55:	loafy013 posted... I assume you mean this 80's April, and not the one in the yellow jumpsuit. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c82c44d3.jpg Goddamn wokes ruining the original version of the thing I obsess over --- Currently playing: Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster (Switch) Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once. <cite>McMarbles posted [p:979916389] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>loafy013 posted... </cite><quote>I assume you mean this 80's April, and not the one in the yellow jumpsuit.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c82c44d3.jpg</quote>Goddamn wokes ruining the original version of the thing I obsess over </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 04/15/24 10:42:05 AM #56:	McMarbles posted... Goddamn wokes ruining the original version of the thing I obsess over Wokes ruining our childhoods since June 1986. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:979916465] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>McMarbles posted... </cite><quote>Goddamn wokes ruining the original version of the thing I obsess over</quote>Wokes ruining our childhoods since June 1986. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/15/24 10:44:56 AM #57:	Fenrir_Howls posted... Given how the mutagen works Splinter was pretty much a humanoid rat. He might have stayed Hamato Yoshi mentally, but it was shown throughout that he did gain some rat-like mannerisms. Think there was a point he even became feral. Well, I don't agree that should give the RK power to mind control him, but that's a secondary point anyway. The main reason is because he is a flat mentor character, and his character is literally all about mastery of the mind. It's the kind of thing where they should have just not conceptualized the "splinter being mind controlled" story in the first place rather than make us wonder whether it should work in-universe. The dude's been kidnapped and tortured, and the point has always been that he stayed superhumanly strong through it mentally. He's developed literal mental superpowers in some adaptations, just through martial arts and meditation. Like, honestly, if they were gonna pitch a Splinter mind control episode, they should have had him hold his head as if he had a headache, go into his room and meditate for the rest of the episode, eventually rescuing the turtles by reverse engineering the RK's superpower and breaking his mind at just the right moment. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979916493] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>Fenrir_Howls posted... </cite><quote>Given how the mutagen works Splinter was pretty much a humanoid rat. He might have stayed Hamato Yoshi mentally, but it was shown throughout that he did gain some rat-like mannerisms. Think there was a point he even became feral.</quote>Well, I don't agree that should give the RK power to mind control him, but that's a secondary point anyway. The main reason is because he is a flat mentor character, and his character is literally all about mastery of the mind. It's the kind of thing where they should have just not conceptualized the "splinter being mind controlled" story in the first place rather than make us wonder whether it should work in-universe.The dude's been kidnapped and tortured, and the point has always been that he stayed superhumanly strong through it mentally. He's developed literal mental superpowers in some adaptations, just through martial arts and meditation.Like, honestly, if they were gonna pitch a Splinter mind control episode, they should have had him hold his head as if he had a headache, go into his room and meditate for the rest of the episode, eventually rescuing the turtles by reverse engineering the RK's superpower and breaking his mind at just the right moment. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DipDipDiver 04/15/24 10:56:54 AM #59:	I grew up with the yellow suited April who felt more like their mom than a big sister type figure --- Sack to crack, going to town <cite>DipDipDiver posted [p:979916643] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>I grew up with the yellow suited April who felt more like their mom than a big sister type figure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 04/15/24 12:00:19 PM #60:	"You just want to fap to April O'Neil." https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bc433408.jpg --- Shplendid! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:979917592] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote><quote>"You just want to fap to April O'Neil."</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bc433408.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 04/15/24 12:03:42 PM #61:	Please. I've fapped more times to Venus de Milo than April O'Neil. (She's 18.) I don't want the dynamic messed with. Unfortunately, April's been a teen for so long than restoring her to her proper age demographic would be doing the same thing to the kids who grew up with her as one of the Turtles' peers. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:979917644] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>Please. I've fapped more times to Venus de Milo than April O'Neil. (She's 18.)I don't want the dynamic messed with. Unfortunately, April's been a teen for so long than restoring her to her proper age demographic would be doing the same thing to the kids who grew up with her as one of the Turtles' peers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeggetaX 04/15/24 12:04:35 PM #62:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/50908b2e.jpg --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>VeggetaX posted [p:979917660] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/50908b2e.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fenrir_Howls 04/15/24 12:30:40 PM #63:	FortuneCookie posted... I don't want the dynamic messed with. Unfortunately, April's been a teen for so long than restoring her to her proper age demographic would be doing the same thing to the kids who grew up with her as one of the Turtles' peers. Just to be clear, how are we defining peer? I can get the issue with 2012 April, but not seeing a problem with the one from Rise other than making her goofier (which pretty much everyone got hit with). --- Loki's Good Boy <cite>Fenrir_Howls posted [p:979918056] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted...</cite><quote>I don't want the dynamic messed with. Unfortunately, April's been a teen for so long than restoring her to her proper age demographic would be doing the same thing to the kids who grew up with her as one of the Turtles' peers.</quote>Just to be clear, how are we defining peer? I can get the issue with 2012 April, but not seeing a problem with the one from Rise other than making her goofier (which pretty much everyone got hit with). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BearlyWilling 04/15/24 12:35:11 PM #64:	TheSavageDragon posted... Also TC: Lara got a reduction. Samus got a reduction. Tifa got a reduction. There is a pattern here. You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern. I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever. No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here. If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was. Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation. It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly. Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive. It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy. Fuck! lmfao did you really post this nonsense @FortuneCookie --- Hmm... <cite>BearlyWilling posted [p:979918134] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>TheSavageDragon posted... </cite><quote>Also TC:Lara got a reduction.Samus got a reduction.Tifa got a reduction.There is a pattern here.You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern.I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was.Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation.It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly.Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive.It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy.Fuck!</quote>lmfaodid you really post this nonsense @FortuneCookie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheSavageDragon 04/15/24 1:07:18 PM #65:	BearlyWilling posted... lmfao did you really post this nonsense He truly did. And not a single word of it was satire. <cite>TheSavageDragon posted [p:979918751] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>BearlyWilling posted... </cite><quote>lmfaodid you really post this nonsense</quote>He truly did. And not a single word of it was satire.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulGrave 04/15/24 1:10:28 PM #66:	FortuneCookie posted... I was just as mad about Aunt May being young and hot in the MCU https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7c5c42d8.jpg --- Useless "Captain" Mid <cite>ViewtifulGrave posted [p:979918818] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite><quote> I was just as mad about Aunt May being young and hot in the MCU </quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7c5c42d8.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulGrave 04/15/24 1:13:22 PM #67:	aarrgus posted... I will never accept April looking like anything but David Bowie in 1975. Original April or nothing!!! That is the original April. --- Useless "Captain" Mid <cite>ViewtifulGrave posted [p:979918876] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>aarrgus posted... </cite><quote>I will never accept April looking like anything but David Bowie in 1975. Original April or nothing!!!</quote>That is the original April. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BearlyWilling 04/15/24 10:06:31 PM #68:	TheSavageDragon posted... He truly did. And not a single word of it was satire. --- Hmm... <cite>BearlyWilling posted [p:979931889] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>TheSavageDragon posted... </cite><quote>He truly did. And not a single word of it was satire.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 04/15/24 10:09:49 PM #69:	I did and then she grew a caveman bush --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:979931947] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>I did and then she grew a caveman bush </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 04/15/24 10:17:00 PM #70:	Krow_Incarnate posted... The shot of the kids took me out Holy fuck, that was amazing "She can't hold her breath long enough!" was actually said in front of a live TV audience from that time period. 0:30 you just know that's the start of a villain's origin story --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) <cite>Umbreon posted [p:979932096] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>Krow_Incarnate posted... </cite><quote>The shot of the kids took me outHoly fuck, that was amazing"She can't hold her breath long enough!" was actually said in front of a live TV audience from that time period.</quote>0:30 you just know that's the start of a villain's origin story </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 04/15/24 10:53:46 PM #72:	Fenrir_Howls posted... Just to be clear, how are we defining peer? I can get the issue with 2012 April, but not seeing a problem with the one from Rise other than making her goofier (which pretty much everyone got hit with). I meant peer in the sense that she was in the same age group as them. ViewtifulGrave posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7c5c42d8.jpg No, she's 39. I'm not attracted to an old person. <_<; <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:979932729] in "You just ... [t:80746864]...</cite> <quote>Fenrir_Howls posted... </cite><quote>Just to be clear, how are we defining peer? I can get the issue with 2012 April, but not seeing a problem with the one from Rise other than making her goofier (which pretty much everyone got hit with).</quote>I meant peer in the sense that she was in the same age group as them.ViewtifulGrave posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7c5c42d8.jpg</quote>No, she's 39. I'm not attracted to an old person.<_<;</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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