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| Topic | What if everyone embraced the horny instead of shunning it? |
| FortuneCookie 04/21/24 12:09:29 AM #3 | Dakimakura posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/20a7a3dd.jpg Those people would be naked. |
| Topic | When did AVGN fall off so hard? |
| FortuneCookie 04/21/24 12:08:36 AM #54 | k1zzl3_82 posted... yes Thank you. |
| Topic | WCW's cruiserweight division was legitimate.. |
| FortuneCookie 04/21/24 12:07:48 AM #60 | STEROLIZER posted... He did at first. Then someone caught on. Oh, wow. He got the Ultimate Solution treatment. |
| Topic | WCW's cruiserweight division was legitimate.. |
| FortuneCookie 04/21/24 12:02:38 AM #56 | Damien never actually wrestled in WCW with 666 on his head, right? |
| Topic | What have you done with your Saturday? |
| FortuneCookie 04/20/24 11:29:15 PM #21 | I watched a couple of YouTube videos. Then I worked. Then I watched another YouTube video. >_> |
| Topic | When did AVGN fall off so hard? |
| FortuneCookie 04/20/24 11:28:47 PM #50 | BoomerKuwanger posted... The Bugs Bunny one was like the original worst episode for me and I don't think I could even get through the Lloyd Kaufman one. His anger was exaggerated, but he was channeling his actual childhood frustrations with games like Dick Tracy or Castlevania 2. With videos like Drake and the 99 Dragons, he's an older gamer looking for games to find fault with. It was funny to see a twenty-something become outraged over an old game, but it was also relatable because we had experiences like that. I don't know what I expected, but I thought Three Stooges on NES would be fun. I thought Super WrestleMania on SNES would be fun. That game is the definition of the word unfinished. And we all asked "Who's that?" when fighting enemies in games based off of our favorite movies or cartoon shows. I like the show at face value. But I understand there's more substance when it has that shared experience quality to it. And, I know I've mentioned this already, but there's a shelf life for that character. A forty-something getting upset rings differently. The anger doesn't feel genuine and, if it did, it would be more sad and pathetic than funny. |
| Topic | Rowing maching vs treadmill vs stationary bike |
| FortuneCookie 04/20/24 12:40:47 PM #3 | My cousin bought a Rowling machine and now he's a TERF. :( |
| Topic | Trump Trials 16: The Quinceanera |
| FortuneCookie 04/20/24 12:57:47 AM #8 | WITHOUT PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY, IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE Not as much danger as allowing Trump back in office. >_> |
| Topic | Drake's new diss track has AI verses from Tupac and Snoop Dogg |
| FortuneCookie 04/20/24 12:24:00 AM #2 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ28GHI8zV8 |
| Topic | Are people ACTUALLY upset that Horny-Posting is banned? |
| FortuneCookie 04/20/24 12:23:06 AM #74 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0104ef86.jpg |
| Topic | My name is Shrike. The user formally know as Izual. What's your view on me? AMA. |
| FortuneCookie 04/20/24 12:18:47 AM #46 | Your username always reminds me of The Great Escape. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2ba2b956.jpg May I call you Lanius Mubicus? |
| Topic | How do you think the universe will end? |
| FortuneCookie 04/20/24 12:12:08 AM #3 | at dawn |
| Topic | Penn pig rapes and beats 13 month old child |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 11:39:22 PM #27 | Remind me not to browse GameFAQs while signed into YouTube. About ten minutes after clicking on this topic, for the first time ever, I received an ad for Pig Pen Barbeque. -_- |
| Topic | MS Edge homepage is full of Right wing trash. |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 11:36:19 PM #6 | I think my MS Edge homepage thinks I'm 50+. It's always a bunch of, "This is the reason so-and-so was let go from the Andry Griffith Show," type of headlines. |
| Topic | Times the movie tie-in received a sequel before the movie? |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 11:34:04 PM #3 | Fenriswolf posted... The Goonies 2 NES I forgot about that one. Goonies 1 wasn't even released on home consoles in the US. |
| Topic | Times the movie tie-in received a sequel before the movie? |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 11:10:29 PM #1 | Batman: Return of the Joker came out on the NES before Batman Returns was out in the theater. Jurassic Park II: The Chaos Continues on SNES and Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition on Genesis came out a few years before The Lost World: Jurassic Park. Top Gun: The Second Mission on NES came out DECADES before Top Gun: Maverick came out in theaters. Films seldom wait around long enough for there to be a sequel to the video game tie-in before the film itself receives a sequel. But it happened a few times back in the day. |
| Topic | dr zaius |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 11:07:15 PM #4 | Zikten posted... I said it when the episode first aired and I still say it now. That musical should be made for real Knowing the show's track record, it will be real someday. |
| Topic | dr zaius |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 11:06:16 PM #2 | I hate every ape I see from chimpan A to chimpan ZEEE |
| Topic | TIL Orson Welles' final performance before his death was in Transformers |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 10:48:45 PM #5 | Jagr_68 posted... Lmfaoooo I hope that quote was real It is. |
| Topic | TIL Orson Welles' final performance before his death was in Transformers |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 10:38:30 PM #2 | Orson Welles posted... You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another. The Japanese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play a planet. That was shortly before his account was locked. |
| Topic | Trailer for TMNT Splintered Fate (TMNT Hades clone) coming to Switch |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 10:15:04 PM #10 | April is an adult. The Turtles look badass. I'm down for it. Note: That isn't an objectifying April remark. That's about maintaining the proper dynamic as her being the big sister / team mom of the group and not a teen herself. |
| Topic | Damn Aphrodite's design in Hades 2 is a banger. |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 10:14:32 PM #42 | Fenriswolf posted... Nemesis is still hotter IMO Uh-oh. |
| Topic | When did AVGN fall off so hard? |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 10:08:10 PM #33 | When he searched for the charger, I felt that. <_< |
| Topic | When did AVGN fall off so hard? |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 10:07:55 PM #32 | CRON posted... When it became obvious that AVGN's earlier success was a fluke due to YouTube being a new platform where not many people tried hard enough. His early success wasn't a fluke. He had a successful character that he aged out of. "This game is fucking horrible!" means something different coming from a twenty-something and a forty-something. He also thought that he would have moved on from this character and he wasn't allowed to. His big plans didn't pan out. My Horse Prince isn't as good of an episode as Street Fighter 2010 or Ninja Gaiden, but it wasn't bad overall. |
| Topic | ITT: Mario pics that go hard |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 10:05:34 PM #13 | WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted... The dude who designed Gritty does some other artwork. This was one he did of Mario. I have a framed copy of this but the one pictured isn't mine. It's like if Todd McFarlane designed Bowser. |
| Topic | I like when anime characters state the obvious |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 8:27:08 PM #5 | My hips are moving on their own! |
| Topic | Penn pig rapes and beats 13 month old child |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 6:41:55 PM #11 | "Pig" doesn't translate well in topic titles. |
| Topic | Mariska Hargitay helps lost child find mom after being mistaken for cop |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 6:39:57 PM #2 | That's actually pretty neat. |
| Topic | I always start with the Water starters in Pokemon |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 6:36:19 PM #12 | Give the others a chance to be starters. Too much water |
| Topic | Angry Video Game Nerd: My Horse Prince |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 6:20:29 PM #11 | Maze_ posted... This topic didn't show when I searched for it :/ You searched AVGN, didn't you? I saw that topic. |
| Topic | It's the end of the board as we know it (songs for the end times) |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 5:29:57 PM #8 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqPNlng6uI |
| Topic | Back from being warned |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 5:20:40 PM #4 | Is there still a Hot Girls Message Board? Is that allowed on GameFAQs, but not CE? |
| Topic | Post your memorable X-Men games ITT |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 5:12:11 PM #20 | name_unknown posted... There is Spider-Man and the X-Men in Arcade's Revenge The Tim Follin music was great. Everything else... not so much. |
| Topic | Post your memorable X-Men games ITT |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 5:07:20 PM #16 | Crimsoness posted... Yeah I learned that from this websight Definitely a disconnect between between programmer and player. Programmer: "They'll reset the Genesis thinking the video game has frozen and they'll be like WHAT? THAT SCREEN WASN'T THERE BEFORE! It'll be awesome." Player: *shuts game off in frustration* |
| Topic | Post your memorable X-Men games ITT |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 5:03:23 PM #9 | Crimsoness posted... Sega Genesis me and my brother could never figure out how to get past the fat spider guy Is that the one that literally makes you hit the reset button to progress the stage? <_< |
| Topic | Post your memorable X-Men games ITT |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:59:30 PM #4 | The Arcade X-MEN, WELCOME TO DIE!!! |
| Topic | Angry Video Game Nerd: My Horse Prince |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:53:30 PM #8 | People in the comments are saying this was probably originally intended as an April Fool's Day episode. I can totally see it. <_< Southernfatman posted... Didn't he already do this in some other fashion? James and Mike Mondays maybe? Could be thinking of somebody else. It was a James and Mike Mondays episode. I haven't seen that one yet though. |
| Topic | The Pictureless Place |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:52:02 PM #5 | Turbam posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5ee1302b.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/89c60728.jpg |
| Topic | The Pictureless Place |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:48:32 PM #3 | (message deleted) *whispers* They've move very quickly. |
| Topic | So can we hornypost about things that aren't people? |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:42:10 PM #10 | DrizztLink posted... They should go for the person who really objectifies people. Reminds me of Medusa from Terrorvision. I can't post a pic or quote her, but there's a scene that would have been relevant under the old rules. |
| Topic | The Pictureless Place |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:34:49 PM #1 | If you post a pic there, weird supernatural creatures will claim that it's sexualized and swallow your topic. <_< |
| Topic | So can we hornypost about things that aren't people? |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:33:47 PM #3 | You know, Brick Tamland's love of lamp was literally objectification. |
| Topic | Angry Video Game Nerd: My Horse Prince |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:32:42 PM #4 | kelemvor posted... Awesome, something to watch tonight. I feel like the Goonies episode was only a month or so ago and it was pretty long so I assume this one is a more bite sized AVGN episode. 20 minutes. I used to watch Nerd videos on my lunch break when I worked from home. |
| Topic | Guys 4/20 is this weekend |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:31:25 PM #31 | I'll probably watch that Superman cartoon where he thwarts Hitler's plot in Africa. Some of the depictions of the indigenous African peoples are considerably dated, but it's always surreal to see a cartoon which ends with Hitler contemplating the fact that he just lost to Superman. I hope that fucking genocidal dictator piece of shit has an unhappy birthday in Hell. |
| Topic | "Teasing [FortuneCookie] is one of the few positives of the workday." |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:28:08 PM #5 | Dungeater posted... why are you the way that you are FortuneCookie posted... Author's Note: The description of the body type is not meant to be objectifying, only to provide a mental illustration of her figure. Respect women. Respect nurses. |
| Topic | Angry Video Game Nerd: My Horse Prince |
| FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:25:24 PM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCVezodcSFI I hope this doesn't constitute objectification of horses. It is video game centric. <_< |
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