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Bangai-oh. Have no idea how the n64 one is, but I liked the ds one. Language barrier probably doesn't matter.

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So are they going to change alma matter to nourishing chest feeder?

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In the pc-98 games reimu's hair is purple. Don't know why he is so surprised by one hit deaths though, that is pretty much a shump staple.

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Krazy_Kirby posted...

i'm sure mods won't care, because of who it's about. can't even make a joke about kobe w/o getting modded though...

Damn and I had some killer rape jokes lined up.

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Definitelyhuman posted...

Fucking come at me, mods

I dare you

This man's a maniac..

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Mead posted...

and everyone else as well, virus doesnt give a fuck

this isnt the flu, if it isnt mandated, it wont work and well be doing on and off lockdowns until the 2030s

Yeah, but you are operating under the assumption that I care about the lives of anti-vaxers. They made thier bed, they have to sleep on it. It is not like the government can force the vaccine on them anyways. Perhaps private businesses can put pressure in terms of needing the vaccine for continued employment, but the idea of sending police to a person's door to give a person a shot in the arm is a bit too totalitarian for my liking.

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Mead posted...

is that what you think underwear is for?

For her yes, it would probably take a quantum computer to render the jiggle physics on that ass. This woman is going to be sloshing around if she has to move

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Well, can't say they are wrong. You got to realize that this her most flattering angle and even then her underwear is just barely holding back the fat rolls. She probably looks like Jabba the Hut in front. Honestly, it's pretty bad, but I am a dog and dogs aren't too picky.

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I don't care as long as everyone had the ability to get vaccinated. I don't see the point of holding up society for people that refuse to go along with it. If they don't want the vaccine that is on them.

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I dunno, I only played the early windows games, but Marisa always seemed the best since she had way better dps than the others and homing shots never seemed to be that big of an advantage.

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I dunno, but whatever reason I always like thinking it will be like prison where we are trading around packs of of mackerel (aka mac's) and cheetos for favors. Always seemed a bit humorous to me.

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Trump's done anyways. He will be deplatformed until the end of time and I doubt the republican party will allow him to run under thier banner. Plus he will be four years older and most likely degraded a bit mentally and physically. I just can't see it happening.


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Morbidly obese more so.

Bad sadly... i'd hit it


God, I need to get a girlfriend this year.

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Jengis Khan. What can I say, the man loves a friendly game of Jenga.

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Blightzkrieg posted...

If his dick is bigger than yours, you can avoid it being gay by drawing his attention and saying "Nice cock", accompanied by finger guns (a thumbs up is still gay).

If you say "no homo" after it, it's not gay. I frequently complement dudes on thier cocks and no one thinks I am gay because of the "no homo". It is perfectly normal behavior.

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Yeah, it's good to be the king.

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Man, I'll never know how Trump convinced people he is God's choose on earth, but what can I say, the man was born to grift.

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They never had much competition. K'nex always were for nerds and those girder kits looked like a bunch of junk someone got at a hardware store. Here's some nut, bolts and sheet metal kid, have fun.

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Mead posted...

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If it offended a bunch of people then its obviously a controversial statement. Large companies dont like controversy. If you work for a large public facing company maybe dont go onto a public forum and express a bunch of controversial views.

She said beep/bop/boop. I am more offended how crummy the joke is. She is celebrity, you got to expect a little bit of escentricity. Just be happy she isn't on bath salts, molesting children or in scientology or something. This is easily manageable, but people are lazy now a days and don't want to deal with anything.

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Outside of her dumb Nazi comparisons, what she said was barely offensive. HR could've easily talked to her but nope fired.

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Imagine being with such a crappy company that you get fired for getting a bunch of sad brained twitter users angry.I mean look what those bastards did to aunt jemima. Its a bloody miracle anyone listens to those stooges after that. Truly the insane running the asylum.

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Kungfu Kenobi posted...

Pffft, no. There's way too much BS out there. There needs to be a strict intake process on new information and ideas.

Yeah, got to save on memory costs.

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Mothers don't let your babies grow up to be pokemon players.

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CyborgSage00x0 posted...

Kinda appropriate, since it's an insult to even call that stuff "syrup" in the first place.

It's 2021, even big-box groceries carry real, quality syrup offerings now. No one under 10 should be eating this swill.

True true. Probably couldn't put a picture of a maple tree or something from nature on the bottle because they would get sued for false advertising, since their syrup is just a bunch of corn syrup with some chemicals added for flavor. I guess a generic factory on the label is really giving you a more realistic depiction of thier operation, although I can't say it warms my heart too much.

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The plastic is truly mightier than the lava.

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They are stray cats that got ran over. I remember dissecting these in high school and actually have pretty funny story with these. One of my biology teachers for whatever bizarre reason had a drawer full of dissected cat heads, like a good 10 or so. I thought they were pretty cool and ended up stealing one and put it in my closet at home for safe keeping. However, it stank all the hell with formaldehyde, so my room ended up smelling like total shit, so I decided to get rid of it. So I brought it to school and at gym class when everyone was changing I chucked the cat head at some gang banger wantabee (we were are in the bloody suburbs for crying out loud), which started a chain reaction with everyone lobbing the dead cat head in retaliation at one another. The chaos was so satisfying, as was seeing the gym teachers looking at the dead cat head wondering what could have went wrong in their lives to deserve their fate. Good times.

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I had a pretty fast puberty. I didn't have the voice issues that other had. I did have really bad acne though. Had to take the accutane, but one of the side effects was extreme depression, so I was pretty emo for awhile on that until I eventually stopped taking it. They don't even produce that anymore because kids were committing suicide because of it, although it did wonders for the acne, I had a really hard time controlling it with the topical ointments

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One of the most interesting things I found in the pandemic is how bad tv ratings were. Everyone thought they were going to be through the roof, but they haven't. Even gamefaqs traffic feels down. I guess everyone wants to get outside when they have thier free time.

The super bowl did better this year though. A bit surprising since I found the matchup a bit dull, but perhaps it opertunity to party I guess. The commercials were a bit sacarine, but I suppose everyone wants to forget 2020 ever happened at this point

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No. I live in the desert. Snowmen & other winter themed decorations are only an absurd affectation. I haven't seen snow in like a decade.

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ClarkDuke posted...

thank you, i only want the best for the child, even if it means me secretly paying for its schooling, ok?

You are going to be paying for more than that amigo.

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Because human beings are social creatures and living like a hikikomori neet is probably is not many peoples idea of a good time. It does not help when you are outside, people act like you have the fricken rabbies or something and try to stay away from you. Stranger danger & distrust is at a all time high.

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wwinterj25 posted...

Not necessarily...

Yeah, and there is a river in Egypt called Da Nile

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Hey this is Johnny Knoxville and this prank is called rob a bank.

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Alpha218 posted...

What kind of fucking prank is that? Somehow an even worse idea than when Logan Paul went into that suicide forest.

The overreaction on that was insane. You couldn't even identify the corpse because the face was blurred. Could've easily been a prop as far as I am concerned and he ran away from it almost immediately, but oh my he disgracing the dead dude they say. Eh what eves.

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Ah, Majoras Mask on n64. Certainly a game that needs a fast forward function for all that waiting. An emulator game if I ever seen one.

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HornedLion posted...

Kindle
Konchasaur
Leafmander

Eh, pokemon are easy to draw. I suck at drawing and even I can draw them. They are essentially a silhouette with barely any shading.

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IronBornCorps posted...

I have no gimmick

While traps are gay. Got to admit it is a nice ass.

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Probably dudes get hurt more. The balls are just way to vulnerable. The vagina has the same tissue as the penis, but honestly if you just got kicked in scrotum it probably would not hurt too bad. Its the balls where the pain comes from and why all dudes fear a blow to that region.

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I always debate wether to sell them or not, since a barely play my older games but I paired down my collection significantly over the years. Now I am closer to 100 games as oppossed to 300 or so. I am digging the fact that my room does not look like a shity blockbuster.

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

I saw a really cool one last night. It was this like 35 year old weird looking white guy with a really curved dong banging a 70 year old black woman.

Super based.

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The Duke.

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Jeeze, I got to stop betting against Tom Brady. But, ultimately the Mahomes kool aid won out (at least it was sweet while it lasted, buy cyanide is such a bitter finish). I hate this game. I feel like Brady is some demonspawn that feeds off his haters tears.

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Zeus posted...

I'm kinda curious if Hammurabi's Code actually dictates that, because it would just seem stupid. Under almost no scenario could I see that actually being used as a punishment for insubordination, because it seems impractical.

And I'm curious what that intent was. Were they looking to test critical thinking or just ethical thinking?

I was thinking that myself, but at the same time war was pretty common back then, so they frequently had a surplus of slaves, so offing one was easier than reforming one probably and would keep everyone in line. I think it differs a bit from the antebellum slavery days where slaves weren't procured via conquest, but rather trade, so were treated as commodities, commodities you generally wished to preserved because you paid a decent price for one, so they were much more willing to go to the whip instead of the gallows for minor transgressions with execution only as a last resort.

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2021: the year of the troon.

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A wolf spider . I love my spider bros.

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Calvin Coolidge

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If you are motivated and have the brains and hustle, college is generally the superior option. You will get jobs with superior career advancement and won't be getting your body beat up as much. Its not that expensive where I live either, about 5 grand a semester at uni and practically free at community. It is pretty common to graduate with 26 k of debt which can paid off in a year or two and if it doesn't work out you can always go into the trades or military and pay off the debt that way. It is relatively low risk, but it is pretty competitive today so you have to be prepared to hustle

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Cacciato posted...

yeah, but its easy to say someones got great accuracy when you make up stuff like this. Watch: I never missed a single shot when I was in the army. See how easy that was?

Yeah, on further evaluation not as impressive as my feed wanted it to seem. He was 6/9 and one of his targets was practically point blank. If he hit those shots after tripping that would be some really terminator stuff, but alas a fairly average performance. I have been mislead it seems.

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I was thinking of getting a better personal style, but it is mostly university t-shirts & jeans. Looks like am perpetually going to a bowl game.

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