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I own the snes & nes classics, but honestly, they are more expensive shelf ornaments than actual consoles for me. I would much rather play the games in retroarch, so I doubt I will get suckered into buying another one of these again.

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BlackScythe0 posted...

They are really trying to make a case against trump.

Can you really blame them? The pardon list says it all. Trump didn't pardon his supporters who he gaslighted for months to save his own ego, nor did he pardon Assange who helped him win the election by leaking Hillary's emails, however he did pardon Bannon who embezzled money from Trump supporters. It makes it expressly clear to even the dumbest of people that Trump did not care an iota about his fanbase and even actively hates them, so why would you support a guy that not only failed to do anything meaningful as a president, but actively hates you?

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I always hated how these lottos add more balls that you have to get, so they can have a bigger prize pool to impress the media. I would rather have a couple winners a month making 50 million or so than one winner making hundreds of millions if not over a billion once in a blue moon. I know it is irrational, but I felt like under the older system it felt like you had a chance, since you saw so many winners in the headlines, but now it feels like you never can win, so I don't care. So dumb.

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Yeah, I bought Wii U when it was new. I definitely am on the wrong side of history.

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I don't know. Perhaps they will take up woodworking.

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It is of vital importance to my ego to know that I am posting on the right sub forum on a video game message board.

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Pfft, women drivers. So much better than men at driving they always say.

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PKStarSaber posted...

It baffles me how these people exist outside of the Deep South. Like, I cant wrap my head around it.

Good on you for giving them what for, though.

They are just big fans of states rights.

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It gets good about the time they find the one piece.

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Nah, I have evolved past tittie streamers and now simp for anthropomorphic anime girls.

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Delete Twitter and Facebook.

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Probably nature shows. While I don't watch much sports I talk about and analyze them a great deal, whereas I don't think I am ever going to be talking too much about some nature documentary. One can only talk so much about Wildebeast and it does not come up into conversation much at parties.

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I rather liked the viking. He's way too cool for jail. I would definitely trade Trump for him and podium guy. I mean Trump is a has been at this point. About the only things he has left in his life is golf and grifting Maga supporters. At least with viking dude we would get some good memes. There truly is no justice in this world.

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papercup posted...

Over. Under is objectively wrong.

Agreed, while if feel like the manners books teach under, I feel like it is less sanitary since you stand a greater chance of touching the roll. Definitely got to go over.

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Kanatteru posted...

i mean, some trans women have vaginas too

Eh, they are more like gaping wounds than vaginas. It is more of a work in progress at this point. Probably best to stick with the cock.

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And the sad thing is we kill these fine creatures for 1 exp a pop.

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Geeze, when your midlife crisis becomes your late life crises in like a week.

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Entity13 posted...

Uh... The gunshot happened before the majority of them entered the building. The woman in question was climbing through a window where the lawmakers had been at that particular moment. The cultists only began to leave once curfew hit, and law enforcement had to take action.

Yeah, my timeline may be off, but regardless it didn't seem like they had much of a plan besides enter the capital building and act like jackasses. They weren't exactly storming the bastille.

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LeetCheet posted...

What exactly were they even trying to accomplish by this?

They weren't trying to accomplish anything. A few rioters manged to make it to the capital building then proceeded to dick around taking selfies with a bit of looting on the side, then some bitch ended up get shot in the throat and they scattered like roaches. Pretty much what happens with all these riots now a days. It's more about the scene than the riot.

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Many great posts have died in this topic by the mods and winter's campaign of vengeance. While thier electrons have been erased from the great CBS server, may thier memories live on forever in our hearts.

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I always thought doctors were supposed to smart. Also maybe it is my inner DA, but why in the heavens is the guy spilling his guts about this to the police as if they are going to show him any respect, they want to lock him a way forever. Oh, well can't say I am going to shed too many years for him, but I am scratching my head a lot.

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Yeah, it is probably for the best John stays off twitter anyways. He seems to like writing Jane Austen novels for twitter posts, which is not the medium for this anyways. Ironically, if he stuck to 140 characters he probably could have avoided all this grief, since there would have been less for the internet prosecutors to latch on to. Something like "my daughter spent 6 hours learning the can opener, now she wants to open everything." Would have probably avoided a lot of flak and got his point across.

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LinkPizza posted...

Ellen use to do this. Shes make teens or whatever use outdated objects. Like a rotary phone, paper map, typewriter, and writing a check...

I am glad that my sense of humor is at least up Ellen Degeneres standards.

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Blightzkrieg posted...

What about armless?

Cons:
she can't give you handjobs

Pros:
She can't wipe her own ass so you get to do it

Ah, armless is the worst. You pretty much can't do anything without arms

Personally if feel like I was too harsh on legless earlier. I was initially assessing too much on the aesthetics angle, but given that I am a homebody, legless is probably perfect for me.

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It is probably not good parenting, but it would be entertaining for a while seeing the kid fuddle around like an idiot trying to do a simple task like open a can, but six hours? Come on man, if she can't figure it out in 30 minutes, just help her out. Six hours of watching your kid fail without helping is like some serious phychopath shit.

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Yeah, deaf chicks never seemed too hot. The fact that they sound like idiots when speaking is a bit of a turn off not that they can help it.

Blind chicks for whatever reason seemed pretty hot. I don't know why. Maybe it is because they are portrayed a bit shy or cute, but they seem way better. But damned if I no where to take one on a date. It is not exactly like you are going to go sightseeing or anything.

Legless is a hard pass.

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Zeus posted...

Okay, imagine tomorrow that we learn that the Earth will be hit by an asteroid twice the size of the one that ended the Cretaceous period. What happens? If you have colonization, you can get people off-world and everybody already off-world is fine. If you don't have colonization, humanity could be entirely wiped out.

Colonization is an absolute necessity when it comes to the preservation of the human race.

...what?

I still don't see the advantage. Since mars doesn't have any co2, you still would have to create an artificial environment to grow plants and I can't see why this couldn't be done on Earth. Furthermore, if the climate change isn't too drastic we can still grow the plants outside on Earth simplifying the process. Mars makes everything way more complicated and with few benefits. Earth provides us with everything we need to live and thrive, mars provides us nothing. I mean you can even step outside without a spacesuit on mars without dying. Mars is a deathtrap.

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Yellow posted...

I like the idea of colonizing other planets 100%. As much as humans screw things up when moneyed interests grow a mind of their own, I don't hate the idea of making more humans.

It's just at this moment in time, we need a power source breakthrough that we don't have, which is why Musk can't colonize Mars. If people get to Mars with our current technology, it will be a living hell.

That's basically every how Elon pipe dream ends. "The technology isn't here yet"

Yeah, I never got the let's colonize Mars because Earth will be too f-ed up crowd. I mean as bad as climate change can get on Earth at least we have a climate to change. Mars is pretty much a frozen, irradiated rock with practically no atmosphere. It does not solve any problems, heck I don't even know if our bodies can handle the lower g's for a prolonged period of time without developing issues. It just seems to be some type of libertarian fantasy where they can live on Mars away from the strong arms of Earth governments more than a practical reality.

OhhhJa posted...

It's really funny how much people (of a certain political persuasion typically) seem to despise him so much more than other billionaires that are far more deserving of vitriol

If you could rate billionaire villainy on a scale of 1-10, he's pretty close to a 1

I figured they were always big Thuderf00t fans.

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MedeaLysistrata posted...

at it. like any skilled position, most people will suck at the job. but no one is ever going to say "don't do trades unless you're super passionate and decent at them", because that goes against received opinion.

Because trades are dirty, nasty & physically demanding. I don't think plumbers are feeling particularly passionate about their job when they are covered in shit after fixing a cracked sewer pipe. The nastier and more dangerous the job the better it pays, but I would not exactly call this stuff a passion project. Still, beats flipping burgers, working retail or some low tier office job though.

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Seems fair. I mean if it was sold on Ebay or Amazon you could have gotten a full refund for this type of thing for "item not as described" or something to this effect. It not being able to go online is a significant defect and would not be "like new". The person selling was clearly trying to scam the mother and personally I think should get no money for this transaction, since it was in such bad faith.

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Yeah, someone probably saw the vials that were left out and questioned why, then investigators reviewed the film. That is my guess. I can't imagine you could have a bad enough poker face that they could tell this by just looking at a person.

As for the sentencing, I am more in favor of a short sentence and more importantly ensuring he loses his medical license. Although, I am assuming that he did not act with malice and just made a mistake with vials by accidently leaving them out, then kind of waffling weather to distribute them or not. Still screwed up, but not as much as if he was planning this from the start, which will be pretty hard to prove.

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OhhhJa posted...

Guy deserved it but dude could potentially be charged with assault with a deadly weapon. Best to use your hands when fighting instead of something that could be construed as a weapon

A can of ice tea is a deadly weapon? Well, there is a first time for everything I suppose.

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I do feel like I am a moronic optimist, but with the vaccine I see the light at the end of the tunnel. Yeah, it will take like half a year till everyone has a chance to get it and things will be f-ed up even after that, but at least I feel like we are getting somewhere and have some chance of at least 2021 being partially normal, until the meteor strike hits I suppose ( ) .

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BlazeAndBlade posted...

she done far worse things in the comics hell she even snaps guy's necks for looking her way.

Comics nowadays.

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papercup posted...

I'm not racist but....

Hey man, I have plenty of black friends.

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Damn, this is pretty much dick Russian roulette only with way worse odds.

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A potted plant

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They also deleted the list of past Humble Bundles, which I did enjoy looking at from time to time to see just how far the site has fallen, but alas those maniacs' blew it all up.

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Sephiroth

Legendary solider that nearly destroyed the world single handedly > Fairy Boy that plays the flute

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It's a polite way of calling a person a moron.

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BADoglick posted...

If sex and gender are supposed to be separate ideas, why does it seem like people from 'both sides' are constantly conflating the two?

Because we were essentially taught two different conflicting systems over the course of our lives, so have massive cognitive dissonance.

I mean we had second-wave feminism that essentially states that barring obvious physical differences men and women are essentially equal and if a woman wants to do more traditionally masculine ventures such as weightlifiting or motorcycling that is ok and visa versa for men. Then we have this new system used for trans people that is borderline regressive stating that there are men & women brains and if you have certain interests you are a women & if you have certain interests you are a man. So in other words one system has very loose gender roles & the other very strict. Personally I have always hailed from the second wave mind set, so all this trans stuff seemed a bit weird to me when you can just do pretty much the same stuff as the other gender anyways and by injecting all these chemicals and doing all this surgery you are essentially ruining your body, but whatever it is their lives I guess.

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I never tried this, but does seem to work. I indeed do sound like an idiot in my head while biting my tongue.

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Aculo posted...

i've been raising my daughter as female. i know, i'm a monster, aren't i?

True, she may actually come out normal.

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Cacciato posted...

Honestly Im surprised anyone really gives a shit

I not am not so outraged as much as I find it pathetic. I went to a low tier state school that is largely known for partying and is full of fratboy idiots and even that school had a tougher academic honestly policy (you cheat, you get expelled) than bloody West Point supposedly a top tier school were the best and brightest go. Plus the kids cheated on a Calc 1 exam of all things, which is even more absurd. Calc 1 is ez. Makes West Point seem like clown school.

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kind9 posted...

I would be lying if I said the OP makes any fucking sense to me.

You know when I first read it my racist mind assumed it was because whites are better at cheating. Weird flex, but I would take it. But I guess he meant some systematic racism mumbo jumbo, which prevents white cheaters from being punished which I am imagine is backed up by mountains of evidence and not something Tc pulled out of his butt to troll everyone /s.

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Those pants and shoes the kid is wearing are fricken hideous. Talk about a fashion disaster. He also appears to be suffering from vertiliglo or something.

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A TOTALLY FEMALE BRAIN
You most definitely have what scientists describe as a female brain: you are empathetic, sociable and detail oriented. You like to work with others and believe in collaboration not confrontation. You relish your pleasures, but they are mainly quiet ones, and you don't believe in aggression.

So the women are good at everything then. F this test. May as well say you have a male brain because you are a hostile, ill mannered brute.

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First they came for our drugs and I did not speak out.

Then they came for our Craigslist personals and I didn't speak out. I mean they were a bit tacky anyways.

Then they came for our Pornhub and I kinda liked that one, but they mostly succeeded because of spoke out on an internet video game message board, which really does not count for much.

Then they came for me and no one spoke out. I mean it is mostly because people don't know me, but you get the picture.

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I never liked the term. It is too insulting to my 1/500th native american heritage.

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Lokarin posted...

Right, but imagine a box of pencils with just a prop 65 sticker on it... you wouldn't know if it was the shaving or the lead/graphite or the eraser or the paint.

It was these: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00314DBPI/ref=ask_ql_qh_dp_hza?th=1

There is no laquer on them, so I doubt it was the paint, although it could be the eraser or even the graphite dust, I suppose. There are many dangers to a pencil, I can't believe I used to chew on these cancer sticks =P.


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