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TopicFeeling like I just lost a friend how do you move on?
Bugmeat
07/16/20 8:02:04 PM
#8
Revenge bang their mom.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicI caught a frog
Bugmeat
07/16/20 8:00:03 PM
#22
Black_Crusher posted...
For you older PotDers, you remember seeing tons of frogs and toads as a kid but hardly see any now?
I still se tons of them. Bunches of toads come out at night where I live and especially over at my parents house.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicYour kryptonite to your right?
Bugmeat
07/16/20 1:14:20 PM
#39
SpeeDLeemon posted...
@faz all stacks of papers are now your kryptonite. Please stick to single sheets.

Where is that point where it goes from a simple pile to a stack? How many pieces before it becomes deadly.

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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicIf for the next 24 hours you were magically turned into a woman...
Bugmeat
07/15/20 4:28:56 PM
#72
Get a harness and a few different sized dildos for my girlfriend to try out on me.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicYour kryptonite to your right?
Bugmeat
07/15/20 4:27:09 PM
#32
Safety glasses, a power strip and a plastic chair for the breakroom.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicHow old is too old to live with parents?
Bugmeat
07/13/20 9:16:32 AM
#20
If everyone is happy with the situation then you're never too old.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicLifehacks
Bugmeat
07/12/20 2:02:41 PM
#9
When the life hack fad started there were some cool and useful ones. But it got too popular so people just flooded with any possible way to do normal shit in a different way. Everybody wanted to make their own lifehack videos and so many of the so called "hacks" were just rubbish. You ended up with less than ideal results, something that took longer or more effort or it just didn't even really work. It's super rare to see an actually useful one these days.

Kind of like memes. Everybody wants to make memes but most people are shit at it. Many people don't even really understand what constitutes a meme. So many people think just putting words on a picture automatically makes it a meme.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicWhat's for supper/dinner/evening sustenance?
Bugmeat
07/12/20 1:52:41 PM
#12
Hamhocks and beans. All day today and tomorrow. The GF was kind enough to make a big pot for me today. Even though she knows I will be farting like a mad man for the next two days. The last time she almost slept on the couch because I was farting all night. She kept waking up to a stinky room.

The skin and the cartilage is so good. I enjoy the texture as much as the flavor.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicFavorite ice cream flavors
Bugmeat
07/10/20 9:26:48 PM
#60
Lemonheads was the best flavor office cream ever made. Sadly it only lasted a few years. Haven't seen it in over a decade. I miss that amazing stuff.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicYour favorite expensive shellfish?
Bugmeat
07/09/20 5:26:09 PM
#8
Abalone.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicI just asked a girl out for the first time in like 800 years.
Bugmeat
07/09/20 1:45:31 PM
#23
Don't just wait to see how this other thing of hers pans out. Now is the time to suggest that the two of you go out, but "just as friends." She's probably not serious about this previous boyfriend. She's more than likely bored and he's a known, comfortable alternative to being alone. But there's a reason shit didn't work out for them the first time. Her taking it slow with him sounds like there are trust issues with him.

You obviously have no intention of just being friends when you go out. But saying it's just friends hanging out gives her the opportunity to justify it to herself and say yes. Be smooth, show her a great time and make her forget about that chump of an ex that she isn't even serious about. At the end of that first date it should be clear whether there's a chance to go further. If there isn't, then leave it alone and look elsewhere.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicI bought a ton of shit recently. Rate my haul
Bugmeat
07/09/20 9:30:36 AM
#9
I was hoping to see a pick up loaded with manure. :(


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicFahrenheit is clearly the superior temperature scale.
Bugmeat
07/09/20 9:25:19 AM
#5
It's also a pretty amazing cologne.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicTrump may BAN popular APP because of COMMUNISTS!
Bugmeat
07/08/20 9:43:55 AM
#38
Honestly, I'm seriously disappointed in Google for allowing the app to remain in their store after it was found out just how bad this app is.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicDo you support SBAllen?
Bugmeat
07/07/20 3:18:17 PM
#5
LB1 posted...
web sight
AKA Spider Vision?

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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
Topicgood stuff to put hot sauce on?
Bugmeat
07/07/20 11:38:11 AM
#22
Apple pie. Seriously.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicOver six years since SomeThomas last uploaded a comic...
Bugmeat
07/07/20 9:10:38 AM
#15
I still occassionally do a search for his name, just to see if something new may have popped up. I remember shortly before he vanished he had started a project with someone else who was semi internet famous. He seemed pretty happy about that. Like things had started to look up for him. Then poof.

Anyone remember who he was working with? Or what the project was? That might be an angle to explore to finding out if he's still alive.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicWhat's for supper/dinner/evening sustenance?
Bugmeat
07/06/20 2:38:44 PM
#9
Last night's steaks were absolutely amazing.

Tonight we'll be having beef ribs. No idea what we'll be having with them though.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicSo I decided this year I was going to give up gaming... bad idea
Bugmeat
07/06/20 2:36:26 PM
#6
wwinterj25 posted...
Any reason why you wanted to give up gaming?
I would also like to know why one would just give up a hobby that they enjoy. I hope it wasn't something silly like "I'm a grown up now and video games are for kids"

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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
Topicmy dog just farted
Bugmeat
07/05/20 9:55:46 PM
#12
I also just farted.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicI bought a sex toy [shifty eyes]
Bugmeat
07/05/20 9:54:52 PM
#20
We have several. Some rings, plugs, vibrators, clamps, restraints, suction devices and a couple of paddles. She says no when I suggest a dildo though.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicWhat's for supper/dinner/evening sustenance?
Bugmeat
07/05/20 7:45:25 PM
#4
I just got back from the market and picked up four wonderful looking, thick cut rib eye steaks. Probably going to have asparagus and some sort of potato dish with them.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicSo some smash girl raped and underage boy
Bugmeat
07/03/20 12:06:32 AM
#68
Revelation34 posted...
No she perpetrated no rape by definition.
The FBI includes oral sex in their definition of rape. Since a minor cannot give consent, the oral sex does indeed qualify as rape, according to the FBI. Some states also say that all forms of nonconsensual sexual assault may be considered rape. Meaning, by the definition of multiple official sources, the oral sex with a minor does fall under the category of rape.

The Department of Justice also includes oral sex in their definition of rape.

The penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.



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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicSo I layed in bed with my sister while she was waiting for her COVID-19 test.
Bugmeat
07/02/20 12:07:31 PM
#5
thedeerzord posted...
Because my stupid self thought she was fine because she wasn't showing any symptoms.
Yeah, that was pretty silly. Even if they hadn't been making a huge deal about how people can spread this virus for weeks before showing symptoms, you should have known it was a possibility. It seems like basic knowledge about viruses in general.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicWhich of these pizza toppings from this list would you eat?
Bugmeat
07/01/20 8:24:46 PM
#10
I went with crocodile. I've never had a chance to try it and if it's being offered, I'll gladly give it a go.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicSo some smash girl raped and underage boy
Bugmeat
07/01/20 7:29:27 PM
#10
What does he mean when he says he would "BM" doubles matches against her and her boyfriend?


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
Topicis being gay with your dad acceptavle
Bugmeat
06/30/20 11:15:21 PM
#5
faramir77 posted...
Speaking as someone who is straight with TC's mom, I must disagree.
But have you made out with his father too? If not, you can't really say for sure.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicHow do you guys type?
Bugmeat
06/30/20 6:47:06 PM
#16
Mostly with my thumbs.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicDo you wear your shoes in other peoples houses?
Bugmeat
06/29/20 12:02:32 PM
#57
Yes, unless they ask me to remove them.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicReddit is such a pain to use on a mobile browser.
Bugmeat
06/29/20 11:37:59 AM
#16
Red_Frog posted...
It's not an accident, they deliberately craft the mobile site to push their app.
And so many sites do this. But fuck that. Firefox is my app for websites. I don't want or need an individual app for every site that I visit regularly.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicIs this chick hot?
Bugmeat
06/29/20 12:43:52 AM
#33
Zeus posted...
No, I think she looks 14 and not in the "I can't believe she's only 14" way, but the "why the f*** are you objectifying a 14 year-old" way. I acknowledge that some girls can develop early, but she ain't one of them.
Wow. You are terrible at guessing ages.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicWhat happened to your high school crush?
Bugmeat
06/28/20 2:42:46 PM
#37
We broke up when she moved to another state. She got married, had a few kids, got really fat, depressed and ended up killing herself a few years ago.

We had reconnected maybe 2 years before she offed herself. I knew she was depressed because she kept reminiscing about our highschool romance. Started talking about leaving her husband and maybe we could get back together. I didn't think she was that bad though. She never gave any indication that she was thinking about suicide.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicWhere was the demand for this product?
Bugmeat
06/27/20 6:37:01 PM
#6
darcandkharg31 posted...
If throw enough shit at the wall...
Some is bound to splatter back and get on your shoes?


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicDo you use a popsocket?
Bugmeat
06/27/20 5:25:48 PM
#9
Lokarin posted...
you spelled poopsock wrong
Well if that's the case I need to change my vot from "no, I don't like that" to "yes, an officially branded poopsock"


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicDo you eat at buffets?
Bugmeat
06/27/20 4:05:51 PM
#40
Once or twice a year.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicUSA must learn to appeal to insecure men's mask concerns
Bugmeat
06/27/20 2:38:13 PM
#17
BlackScythe0 posted...
I have to wear one all day at work and when I'm off I want to be able to breath.
I have to wear one all day at work too. So I got myself one of those nylon mesh dust/sport masks with the filter liner and exhaust vents. I didn't put the filter liner in. It's just a nylon mesh. It's serves no purpose other than to get people to leave me alone because technically I'm wearing a mask. It's like not wearing one at all. I can breathe easily. It doesn't get hot and damp inside. Hell, when the wind blows I can even feel the breeze across the covered area.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
Topicwhats a good gift for an emotionally immature 32 year old man?
Bugmeat
06/27/20 2:20:08 PM
#7
Get him a hooker so he can lose his virginity.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicI caved and downloaded tiktok
Bugmeat
06/25/20 11:58:36 AM
#17
Mead posted...
https://vm.tiktok.com/JeCRPY9/

this blew my damn mind
Mead Thoughts? If only there had been a Ryan Howard in your life...


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicDo you watch movies/shows with subtitles on?
Bugmeat
06/24/20 9:02:17 PM
#12
I only use subtitles for stuff that isn't in English.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicSo my sister might potentially have COVID-19.
Bugmeat
06/24/20 6:58:56 PM
#20
Fortunately, if she does have it she will probably be fine.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
Topicactive messages posted
Bugmeat
06/24/20 6:47:46 PM
#37
I have 67. Most of those are on private social boards in topics that have been kept alive for a long time. My oldest active post is over 7 years old. I only have 8 posts that aren't over a week old.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicPunks throw Firecracker on Homeless guy in NYC (Warning Graphic)
Bugmeat
06/23/20 7:14:51 PM
#25
That was not a mere firecracker. That was one of those aerial fireworks with the big shower of colorful sparks. Huge difference.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicHow often do you give money to panhandlers?
Bugmeat
06/22/20 6:46:37 PM
#14
Never. From filthy bums with amusing signs to people begging for funeral expense money for some kid that supposedly died. None of them get money from me.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicMany tv home?
Bugmeat
06/22/20 6:39:58 PM
#6
Four. One in our bedroom. One in the living room and one in each of her kids rooms.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicDo you consider yourself a fan of soccer or football?
Bugmeat
06/20/20 9:51:23 PM
#15
Nope. It's even more boring than baseball.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicWhat's a good present for a 7 year old girl?
Bugmeat
06/19/20 9:24:22 AM
#16
NeoSioType posted...
Also call me princess.
You are now tagged as princess.

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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicHave you ever watched the old tv miniseries V?
Bugmeat
06/18/20 3:55:31 PM
#3
Yes.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicSo why does duckbear make these topics...?
Bugmeat
06/15/20 11:05:25 PM
#27
Mental illness is the answer that I have chosen to go with.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicWhat do you think about sporks?
Bugmeat
06/15/20 9:16:12 AM
#18
I don't care for them. They make for an ok soon. But they're terrible for forking. I'd rather have a proper spoon and fork.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."
TopicWhat would you do in this situation?
Bugmeat
06/13/20 7:33:24 PM
#16
I wouldn't go looking for them. They wouldn't be my family and they wouldn't mean anything to me. The people that adopted my father would be my family.


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