Poll of the Day > I bought a sex toy [shifty eyes]

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Do you own any? I dont. I dont know anyone who 100% does, either.

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I have at least 40, not counting rings and things. Most of them are made of glass or metal and are works of art.

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I guess this one is made of plastic? The outside at least. I dont know what the inside is

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A couple, but they were mostly garbage.

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I have riding whips and cuffs and straps and shit and whatnot, yeah

This topic embarrasses me. Im closing it.

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There are a lot of different toys, no need to be embarrassed.

I have quite a few.

We own a few. We don't use them. They just kind of sit around.

edit: But I really wanna get a bad dragon dildo. just so I can say I have one

MrMelodramatic posted...

This topic embarrasses me. Im closing it.

aw come on. Go buy something and keep it open!

Some of mine don't see much use, but I have favorites.

I have one that sends electric current. It's quite stimulating

Ooooh I have one of those too. Not super nice or anything, but it does the job

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I want to get one that I can load up like a super soaker. I imagine they have artificial goo, but I wonder if it's edible >.>

IronBornCorps posted...

I want to get one that I can load up like a super soaker. I imagine they have artificial goo, but I wonder if it's edible >.>

Oh you talking about...



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Between my bf and I, we have a pretty good variety. His and her toys, y'know keep things interesting.

IronBornCorps posted...

I want to get one that I can load up like a super soaker. I imagine they have artificial goo, but I wonder if it's edible >.>

Bad Dragon makes them. And the goo to fill it with.

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They would be a good one. I have a dragon's tongue thing from them, they have some interesting stuff for sure.

Have a couple. My wife has a vibrator we use together and I have some cock rings. Don't really use them that much though.

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Somewhere, in my house, is the most massive vibrator I was ever able to find.

About 18 years ago, I went as Anakin Skywalker for Halloween. But the joke was that, instead of a lightsaber, I had a vibrator. So I went to a sex shop in NYC with my girlfriend (who is like 5' tall), walked up to the guy at the counter, who is like "Can I help you?", and I was like "I need the biggest vibrator you sell".

So he looks at me, then looks at my girlfriend, then looks back at me, and is sort of doing the mental arithmetic, and is probably thinking "If I sell you this, it might kill her". After a few seconds she sort of realizes what he's thinking and immediately got insanely embarrassed, and started trying to stumblingly explain "It's for a Halloween costume!". At which point I just sort of made eye contact with the guy, smirked a bit, kind of shook my head slightly, and conveyed the idea that "No no, we're totally going to put this in her."

Wound up getting one that's about the size of a Mag-Lite but slightly thicker (for those who don't know how big that is, this was the best picture I could find - http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oM79TSId5A0/maxresdefault.jpg ).

We've never actually USED it as a sex toy, and it's packed away with the rest of the costume, but I do still own it.

Of course, a few years later and I probably just would have bought it online, but I was in NYC all the time anyway, the sex shops were there, and it wouldn't have been nearly as amusing that way.
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We have several. Some rings, plugs, vibrators, clamps, restraints, suction devices and a couple of paddles. She says no when I suggest a dildo though.


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I have a few

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MrMelodramatic posted...

Do you own any?

Nope. I've been somewhat curious but never enough to do anything about it.


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I bought a sex toy

Finally! All that complaining about why Wal-Mart doesn't sell them amounted to something after all.

MrMelodramatic posted...

I dont know anyone who 100% does, either.

Well, yeah. A person owing 4 bad dragon dildos, 3 butt plugs, a sounding kit, 1 rechargable fuck machine, a drilldo, 3 prostate milkers, and at least half a dozen flesh lights isn't exactly something that comes up in casual conversation. You know somebody.

SpeeDLeemon posted...

aw come on. Go buy something and keep it open!

giggity
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Zangulus posted...

My wife and I have several toys each. Mine are mostly from when she isnt available. When Im away for work, or when she was in the hospital.

Same. But also for when he aunt visits.

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yeah we have a few

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Bought couple of them, but had bad luck with it. The shops that sell them are not suppose to do returns, but found out they do and the stuff is not even properly sealed ,so no way.

There are some websites that make stuff to order and use good materials , but they only sell online.

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i have a collection of cock rings and other toys for guests, i think it's normal, ok?

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i peruse Bad Dragon from time to time.

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Zangulus posted...

You mean you dont play Wolverines and stop the red tide?

I mean, Im not gonna lie, there was one time where I just couldnt help it. So I did it intentionally.

Then there was one time in the dark when I did it, and was like, Oh! I must really be doing a good job. This is like a water park. Then I turned on the lights and I looked like Dracula in that one Bram Stokers scene.

https://youtu.be/onbiOVpX0_w

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