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Topicitt: post your random thoughts
Bugmeat
08/27/18 10:38:35 PM
#215
Why won't my butthole stop itching today? This is really annoying.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
Topicitt: post your random thoughts
Bugmeat
08/14/18 6:47:50 PM
#159
How did ugly glasses get so popular? They used to only be a thing with poor people because that's all they could afford. Then douchebag who trying too hard to be "different" started wearing them. Now everybody wears ugly glasses.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
Topicitt: post your random thoughts
Bugmeat
08/09/18 3:36:22 AM
#121
Left and right Twix are such a scam. They just do it so you have to buy two to get a whole Twix.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicHow many women have you slept with
Bugmeat
07/28/18 2:47:35 AM
#53
Kollin6618 posted...
4 but 1 was 100% not wanted.

O_o
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicThe Office vs. Parks & Rec vs. 30 Rock vs. Community
Bugmeat
07/22/18 9:33:25 PM
#50
Muffinz0rz posted...
The only people who didn't vote Community haven't seen it.

I watched several episodes of that show and decided that I did not enjoy it.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicTodays treasure hunt 500-600 one dollar bills
Bugmeat
07/22/18 8:49:08 PM
#7
Monopoman posted...
Nah you have to get rid of them by going to the strip club obviously...



With one of these.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicTodays treasure hunt 500-600 one dollar bills
Bugmeat
07/22/18 7:40:57 PM
#5
What is the purpose?
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicIt's been nearly a year since my wife left me.
Bugmeat
07/21/18 10:25:43 PM
#13
So less than 6 months after leaving you and while still married she got herself knocked up by some random guy from Tinder? Sounds like you got lucky losing that "winner".


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicI may have a date tomorrow boys give me advice
Bugmeat
07/21/18 9:51:53 PM
#40
He came to PotD for dating advice and ended up getting kissed.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicHow many women have you slept with
Bugmeat
07/21/18 9:03:44 PM
#22
Just six.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicGeorge Bush Sr.'s doctor was murdered
Bugmeat
07/21/18 7:44:51 PM
#2
He had the answer the answer to the eternal question. "Poo or pee?"
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicWatched a bit of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Wow. It's like an unfunny 30 Rock
Bugmeat
07/21/18 6:39:42 PM
#25
PK_Spam posted...
Its considered a Netflix Original here in the US though. Figured thats where TC is from because, yknow, American centralism bias

Is it? Hmm. I've been watching Schitts Creek on regular television here in the U.S. from the very first episode. I wasn't even aware it was on Netflix.
Zikten posted...
I like it because I like the main actress. she's adorable and I have loved her since The Office

I'll admit that she's the reason I gave Kimmy a shot. But I just couldn't enjoy the show.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicGuardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn fired for old Tweets : (
Bugmeat
07/21/18 6:22:34 PM
#52
OhhhJa posted...
Cacciato posted...
Mead posted...
What he said was gross but he was a shock comic at the time

I do not think he should have been fired

This. Only two or three were really pushing it in my opinion. And even then they werent that bad.

I mean... I get it... but you're kind of a shitty shock comic if you need to resort to pedo jokes on the regular to shock people

Maybe that's why he gave it up?
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicIs there anything positive that could ever follow the words...
Bugmeat
07/21/18 5:26:24 PM
#2
But I'm also open minded enough to see the humor in that harmless joke.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
Topicand finally, Aqauman trailer
Bugmeat
07/21/18 4:54:15 PM
#10
Lol

You're silly Zikten.


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TopicCome Again?
Bugmeat
07/21/18 4:51:15 PM
#9
zebatov posted...
Bugmeat posted...
Ok. Just give me about 10 minutes.

Time's a-tickin'.

It'll go faster if you get to lickin'.

:p
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicDo you like watching golf on tv?
Bugmeat
07/21/18 4:48:33 PM
#4
No. But I don't like watching golf live either.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicCome Again?
Bugmeat
07/21/18 4:29:42 PM
#7
Ok. Just give me about 10 minutes.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
Topicand finally, Aqauman trailer
Bugmeat
07/21/18 4:18:46 PM
#6

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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicTrump Administration defends campus sexual assault rules.
Bugmeat
07/21/18 5:54:36 AM
#18
Why are schools investigating this sort of shit anyway? Why are they handling appeals and deciding what sort of evidence is required? "Oh you say someone raped you? Ok. Here's the number for the local police department and here are some numbers for therapists who specialize in this sort of trauma" should be the extent of the schools involvement with these sort of claims. Rape investigations are the domain of law enforcement. Not colleges.

If and only if the accused is found guilty/plea bargains/ etc. should the school then step in and throw whatever code of conduct punishments they have at the perpetrator.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicLmao I looked down and Ernie is laying spread eagle. (aka Pet Picture Topic)
Bugmeat
07/21/18 2:44:27 AM
#23
Belly rubs are her favorite. She's a full grown English Bulldog that thinks she belongs in a lap getting belly rubs all the time. We spoiled her when she was little and now she refuses to accept that she grew up and got too big.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicYou're getting married. One 8/10 partner or four 4/10 partners
Bugmeat
07/20/18 11:55:48 PM
#29
Even if both options had equally attractive women I'd take just the one. I certainly don't want four of them.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
Topicsadfaqs
Bugmeat
07/20/18 11:51:22 PM
#9
JimCarrysToe posted...
I think my parents are gonna get divorced soon :(

Don't feel too bad. It's probably not your fault.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicLmao I looked down and Ernie is laying spread eagle. (aka Pet Picture Topic)
Bugmeat
07/20/18 11:37:44 PM
#21
UkAjNgG

This is Beulah. AKA Lump.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicI may have a date tomorrow boys give me advice
Bugmeat
07/20/18 11:29:56 PM
#7
You need to wear one of these.

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2123346-the-infinity-shocker?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwimv9GboK_cAhXK-lQKHckWCLkQ9QEwAXoECAkQBw
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicA Buffy the vampire slayer reboot is in the works
Bugmeat
07/20/18 8:44:40 PM
#6
A richly diverse cast? The new Buffy is going to be MtF.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicYou are now manually blinking
Bugmeat
07/20/18 8:38:07 PM
#7
Nah. This shit doesn't work on me.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicWould you buy the house in this scenario?
Bugmeat
07/20/18 8:30:48 PM
#16
I might. It honestly depends on the uncle. Is he a cool uncle that I'm close too? Or is he one that's a bit of a pain in the ass?

Either way, if I did go through with it I'd make sure to get in writing a maximum time frame for this rent free living situation with explicit details on what will happen once the time has expired. Such as eviction or an option for them to continue living there while paying rent. Also, it would be important to establish what sort of house privileges he might be expecting vs what you would feel comfortable with. Is he to stick to his basement suite? Or does he get to have full run of the rest of the house? Hanging out in the living room, kitchen, food, etc.

These are all things that would need to be discussed and agreed upon before I took him up on the offer.

Also, don't take him at his word as to the integrity of the home just because he is family. Absolutely get it properly inspected. Some states require it. But if yours doesn't you need to know what you're getting.

These things would all be important to maintaining the familial relationship. You wouldn't want any animosity to brew over miscommunication on what is expected.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicI wonder if my neighbor is dead
Bugmeat
07/19/18 11:47:25 PM
#31
Four days? Time to go claim their stuff.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicMy friend told a woman, "fuck her and her ugly ass children."
Bugmeat
07/19/18 4:46:42 PM
#50
That sort of response from your friend was completely out of line. He sounds like a real shit bag.

Maybe she should have just ignored him. But that doesn't even matter. All she said was "excuse me, there are children around you" his reaction was to tell her to fuck off and insult her kids. That's how trashy people behave. Seriously low class. Anyone that feels his response was appropriate falls into that same category.

Her comment deserved nothing more than an eye roll or a dismissive "whatever".
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicWould you date a hot woman who refused to let you play video games?
Bugmeat
07/19/18 4:36:38 PM
#45
Even if I didn't love my video games she'd probably be an awful, controlling jerk in other aspects. If she were hot enough I'd go ahead and play for a little while and just do my gaming while she wasn't around. But I wouldn't get serious or go long term with someone like that.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicI saw nipples and butthole tonight.
Bugmeat
07/18/18 2:00:46 AM
#20
MrMelodramatic posted...
No, it would be a first try

If you're interested in trying butt stuff, a small vibrating plug can really enhance the rest of the experience. Whether it be a solo thing or with another person.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicThe Office vs. Parks & Rec vs. 30 Rock vs. Community
Bugmeat
07/15/18 10:44:46 PM
#38
samuricex posted...
Am I the only one who thought Jim and Pam were too cruel to Dwight?

Dwight was awful. He deserved it. But there were moments were Jim and Dwight genuinely bonded.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicName a type of job that isn't food service or retail.
Bugmeat
07/15/18 8:05:45 PM
#20
Prostitution.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
Topici want a floor that's like an air hockey table
Bugmeat
07/14/18 4:53:07 PM
#3
JOExHIGASHI posted...
And ride on giant air hockey pucks?

Hell yeah. Get a few of them, invite your friends over and glide around bumping into one another.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicJohannson will not play transgender character after some backlash
Bugmeat
07/14/18 3:45:14 PM
#10
NightMareBunny posted...
does the LGBTQ community realize that transgenders are such a minority that no matter what they do there will always be a microscopic amount of them in the grand scheme of things?

And out of those, how many are actors? How many of those trans actors are even any good?
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicHow obsessed do you need to be to sleep with your phone?
Bugmeat
07/13/18 8:23:20 PM
#34
vocedelmorte posted...
Bugmeat posted...
ArtVandelay posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
I have it by the side of me for the alarm. It's a double edged sword though as this means I can't put it on silent so any calls or whatnot I receive while I try to sleep I tend to hear. It doesn't help I'm a light sleeper too.

How old is your phone? Most alarms have separate settings where you can put on sound or vibrate and it'll still work while everything else is on silent

Yeah, as long as my phone is at least on vibrate the alarm will sound. Now if I turn it all the way down so even vibrate is off then the alarm does not sound. I just have to keep it on a folded cloth so the phone doesn't make a bunch of noise vibrating on the nightstand.

That sounds horrible. I mean, there is a reason why alarm and ring settings are separate. My phone is always on silent and I do use it for alarm

How is that "horrible"? Perhaps you misread something or your idea of "horrible" is dramatically skewed? The alarm still sounds while the phone is set to silent. It only doesn't sound when it's set to do not disturb mode, i.e. no sound and no vibration.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicHow obsessed do you need to be to sleep with your phone?
Bugmeat
07/13/18 7:03:36 PM
#31
ArtVandelay posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
I have it by the side of me for the alarm. It's a double edged sword though as this means I can't put it on silent so any calls or whatnot I receive while I try to sleep I tend to hear. It doesn't help I'm a light sleeper too.

How old is your phone? Most alarms have separate settings where you can put on sound or vibrate and it'll still work while everything else is on silent

Yeah, as long as my phone is at least on vibrate the alarm will sound. Now if I turn it all the way down so even vibrate is off then the alarm does not sound. I just have to keep it on a folded cloth so the phone doesn't make a bunch of noise vibrating on the nightstand.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicRobo-calls are getting worse. Some big businesses soon could start calling more
Bugmeat
07/13/18 6:56:39 PM
#3
Payment reminders from my credit card company or a reminder to refill my prescription from my pharmacy are one thing. But random telemarketers, credit card offers or car refinance offers that I didn't enquire about are entirely something different. Those sort of calls should all have to come from a system that identifies the call as such and allows me to set my phone to automatically ignore all calls with the cold call designation. They should also be required to have their company name show on the caller ID.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicBest thing from this list?
Bugmeat
07/13/18 4:22:18 PM
#12
Ferarri619 posted...

A long time ago, my science teacher told me that before toothpaste and Dentists ever existed people could die from toothaches. I don't know if she was right or not it's just something I remember from high school.

I don't know how common it might have been. But rotten teeth can lead to some pretty nasty infections if they aren't taken care of.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicBest thing from this list?
Bugmeat
07/13/18 1:52:38 AM
#5
Pain relievers. We could still have fresh breath and clean teeth without toothpaste. But can you imagine having to endure recovering from surgery without any form of pain relievers? I get regular headaches that tend to get pretty bad. I am thankful everytime for the pain relievers that we have.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicWould you date a cam model?
Bugmeat
07/13/18 1:04:23 AM
#29
It wouldn't be an issue for me at all, as long as she limits her cam shows to solo play or other women while we're together.

As far as joining her in one of her shows it would have to be limited to my hands and arms. I have absolutely not desire to be seen like that. I don't even want normal videos of me on YouTube and have refused to be on camera twice when asked by local news stations about incidents that I happened to be a witness to.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicMore bad news for Papa John's founder John Schnatter
Bugmeat
07/13/18 12:09:27 AM
#24
I used to eat their pizza regularly. It was the only place I could get something like spinach, chicken and mushroom with that garlic parmesan Alfredo sauce.

But Domino's has done a good job of expanding their toppings and sauces so I get those sort of pizzas there now.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicDifferences between my rundown suburban state run liquor store vs run down city
Bugmeat
07/11/18 6:53:58 PM
#7
The car you're sitting in that the picture was taken from... Seemed obvious to me. But ok.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicIs it okay to continuously dunk on someone who sexually harasses women?
Bugmeat
07/11/18 6:52:21 PM
#4
wwinterj25 posted...
"dunk on someone"..... Why did I read that as drunk?

I don't know. But when I read it I was confused how showing someone up on the basketball court was a valid counter to them being a creep.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
TopicDifferences between my rundown suburban state run liquor store vs run down city
Bugmeat
07/11/18 6:47:22 PM
#4
Is that a Chrysler 200?


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
Topicwhy can't my cat snuggle with me without laying on top of me
Bugmeat
07/11/18 5:15:23 PM
#4
The cat is reminding you that you are property. That you are nothing more than a comfortable cushion in its eyes.
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