Poll of the Day > my dog just farted

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sodium-chloride 07/05/20 4:12:57 PM #1:	how do i discipline her so that she doesn't do that again. i can't have my dog farting like this <cite>sodium-chloride posted [p:941712439] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>how do i discipline her so that she doesn't do that again. i can't have my dog farting like this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 07/05/20 4:14:09 PM #2:	Fart louder. Assert your dominance. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:941712488] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>Fart louder. Assert your dominance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaptainStrong 07/05/20 4:17:59 PM #3:	Scotch tape her ass shut. <cite>CaptainStrong posted [p:941712613] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>Scotch tape her ass shut. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sodium-chloride 07/05/20 4:19:11 PM #4:	wwinterj25 posted... Fart louder. Assert your dominance. i can't physically fart. i was born with a genetic mutation in which all the gas in my intestine is concentrated until it becomes solid poop. i have always thought i am superior to other creatures and humans due to this but now i'm questioning it. how can i show my superiority and dominance if I can't fart??? <cite>sodium-chloride posted [p:941712658] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>wwinterj25 posted... </cite> <quote>Fart louder. Assert your dominance.</quote> i can't physically fart. i was born with a genetic mutation in which all the gas in my intestine is concentrated until it becomes solid poop. i have always thought i am superior to other creatures and humans due to this but now i'm questioning it. how can i show my superiority and dominance if I can't fart??? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sodium-chloride 07/05/20 4:19:55 PM #5:	CaptainStrong posted... Scotch tape her ass shut. i'm sending peta to your house. i bet you kill puppies for fun you sicko <cite>sodium-chloride posted [p:941712689] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>CaptainStrong posted... </cite> <quote>Scotch tape her ass shut.</quote> i'm sending peta to your house. i bet you kill puppies for fun you sicko </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 07/05/20 4:57:19 PM #6:	sodium-chloride posted... how can i show my superiority and dominance if I can't fart??? Sadly you can't. Your dog now owns you. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:941714085] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>sodium-chloride posted... </cite> <quote>how can i show my superiority and dominance if I can't fart???</quote> Sadly you can't. Your dog now owns you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 07/05/20 5:55:58 PM #7:	Corks --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:941716442] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>Corks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sodium-chloride 07/05/20 6:22:14 PM #8:	captpackrat posted... Corks sounds like you have a particular kink wwinterj25 posted... Sadly you can't. Your dog now owns you. but she's like 5 pounds wtf <cite>sodium-chloride posted [p:941717575] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>captpackrat posted... </cite> <quote>Corks</quote> sounds like you have a particular kink wwinterj25 posted... </cite> <quote>Sadly you can't. Your dog now owns you.</quote> but she's like 5 pounds wtf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 07/05/20 7:37:43 PM #9:	sure, blame it on the dog --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:941720457] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>sure, blame it on the dog</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 07/05/20 8:10:08 PM #10:	You haven't experienced a fart until you've experienced a horse fart. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:941721637] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>You haven't experienced a fart until you've experienced a horse fart. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkynyrdRocker 07/05/20 9:00:45 PM #11:	Your dog is the alpha now <cite>SkynyrdRocker posted [p:941723491] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>Your dog is the alpha now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 07/05/20 9:55:46 PM #12:	I also just farted. --- "Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:941725443] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>I also just farted. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Deku_Link 07/05/20 9:58:30 PM #13:	faaart --- Favorite game series: Zelda, Metroid, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Pls let this happen for Nintendo Switch: https://imgur.com/VzUDsEL <cite>Deku_Link posted [p:941725553] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>faaart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 07/05/20 10:55:34 PM #14:	Light a scented candle. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:941727766] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>Light a scented candle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ComradeSeraphim 07/05/20 10:57:07 PM #15:	Call the cops on her. Tell them she's got weed. --- TaintedSeraphim is now ComradeSeraphim <cite>ComradeSeraphim posted [p:941727826] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>Call the cops on her. Tell them she's got weed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 07/06/20 4:33:59 AM #16:	captpackrat posted... You haven't experienced a fart until you've experienced a horse fart. this comment is weirder considering you are a brony --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:941736441] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>captpackrat posted...</cite> <quote>You haven't experienced a fart until you've experienced a horse fart. </quote> this comment is weirder considering you are a brony</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 07/06/20 11:03:58 AM #17:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M0-qA2y0LE --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:941744568] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M0-qA2y0LE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 07/06/20 11:15:20 AM #18:	Krazy_Kirby posted... this comment is weirder considering you are a brony I have an actual horse too. And they seem to love letting one rip right while you're grooming their backside or bending over to pick their back hooves. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:941745040] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>Krazy_Kirby posted... </cite> <quote>this comment is weirder considering you are a brony</quote>I have an actual horse too. And they seem to love letting one rip right while you're grooming their backside or bending over to pick their back hooves. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 07/06/20 2:16:38 PM #19:	captpackrat posted... You haven't experienced a fart until you've experienced a horse fart. https://youtu.be/iX-4BkbmfiA?t=67 --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:941752245] in my dog jus... [t:78826609]...</cite> <quote>captpackrat posted... </cite> <quote>You haven't experienced a fart until you've experienced a horse fart.</quote>https://youtu.be/iX-4BkbmfiA?t=67 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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