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Topic''Urbanization'' is just humans living in captivity switch my mind
averagejoel
05/17/23 11:19:42 AM
#37
Lokison posted...
Sorry, change China to "Any country you aren't native to". You're stuck. You can't leave. I mean sure, you COULD just swim out into the ocean to your death but.. that's semantics.
this isn't a function of urbanization though

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TopicWould you date a horse girl?
averagejoel
04/27/23 11:21:40 PM
#22
I don't think my girlfriend would like it if I did that

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TopicRasputin, the mad monk, is a pretty interesting historical figure.
averagejoel
04/27/23 5:59:21 AM
#13
was he russia's greatest love machine?

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TopicThe perfect woman, but she constantly shitposts on CE for attention
averagejoel
04/26/23 8:28:04 PM
#8
DrizztLink posted...
Because of the shitposting?
because it would be someone other than her

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Topic"AI will destroy jobs"
averagejoel
04/26/23 7:58:49 PM
#57
Solid_Sonic posted...
Like zero upside for humanity?
it's interesting and amusing and great for shitposts

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TopicThe perfect woman, but she constantly shitposts on CE for attention
averagejoel
04/26/23 7:56:39 PM
#4
I don't think my girlfriend would like it if I dated this person

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Topic"AI will destroy jobs"
averagejoel
04/26/23 12:07:24 PM
#29
refmon posted...
AI haters literally just sound like car haters in the 1900s
you mean that they're correct, but there's lots of propaganda trying to convince people otherwise?

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TopicName a Beatles song
averagejoel
04/26/23 11:30:20 AM
#82
Day Tripper

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TopicWhy arent true conservatives angry their party has been invaded by extremists?
averagejoel
04/26/23 7:59:26 AM
#16
there are approximately 10 "moderate republicans" in the entire US and they all have NYT Opinion columns

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TopicThe antiwork movement vs the antiwoke movement
averagejoel
04/26/23 7:53:58 AM
#25
Noumas posted...
But what if you owned a business one day?
it's your responsibility to make it a good place to work

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TopicCan you separate the art from the artist?
averagejoel
04/25/23 6:04:38 PM
#77
hockeybub89 posted...
I won't need to block you if you're suspended.
I think that's unlikely to happen in the immediate future

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TopicCan you separate the art from the artist?
averagejoel
04/25/23 9:27:40 AM
#49
hockeybub89 posted...
Pretty pathetic that mods are currently allowing you to have an account.
feel free to block me if you're this upset by my posts

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TopicWhat if every female get this Pinocchio curse
averagejoel
04/25/23 9:11:14 AM
#16
Nosferatu_Zodd posted...
Ass gets fatter
this was done in an episode of Stickin' Around

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TopicWhat if every female get this Pinocchio curse
averagejoel
04/25/23 8:05:37 AM
#12
Kaiganeer posted...
no, i just want their nipples to get longer
wasn't there a commercial where like, chewing some gum causes this to happen?

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TopicCan you separate the art from the artist?
averagejoel
04/25/23 7:17:01 AM
#44
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I've said before that it's really weird to self-identify as an ally, and I stand by that assessment

It's also funny you say "he has an irrational hate-boner" when you're the genius who threw the first stone in this topic in the first place. You really have the self-awareness of a fucking goldfish lmao.
cool. I don't care what you think

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TopicCan you separate the art from the artist?
averagejoel
04/25/23 6:46:31 AM
#41
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

cool. I don't care what you think, I am queer myself, and I've never claimed to be an ally so a functionally illiterate manchild who has an irrational hate-boner calling me a "fake ally" doesn't really carry any weight

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TopicWhat is the STRANGEST movie you've seen?
averagejoel
04/24/23 10:59:16 PM
#208
BurmesePenguin posted...
I'm not sure how I could quantify that and considering I intentionally do seek out "strange" films I'm not sure I could even list it.

Off the top of my head I guess my goto example would be House, the Japanese 1977(?) """horror""" movie.
okay I just watched this (it's on Criterion) and... yeah. real weird

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TopicCan you separate the art from the artist?
averagejoel
04/24/23 10:27:07 PM
#23
hockeybub89 posted...
You can go ahead and shut all the way the fuck up, fake ally.
I sure can! but I won't!

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TopicCan you separate the art from the artist?
averagejoel
04/24/23 9:40:20 PM
#13
Trickfinger posted...
Huh?

Could you elaborate on this, old chum?
it means he cares too much about harry potter

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Topiczithers' weekly movie roundup
averagejoel
04/24/23 3:07:07 PM
#13
Zithers posted...
blonde crazy (1931, roy del ruth)
after hankering for a pre-code after black legion i decided to throw this on. james cagney is a broke bellhop who meets broke cleaning lady joan blondell and they became con artists together, traveling around swanky hotels in various cities to find marks. cagney and blondell have pretty electric chemistry (see also: footlight parade) which carries the film, as it's not exactly the most plot-heavy movie. there's a lot of innuendo which is fun and watching cons succeed or fail is basically inherently dramatic, right? as usual with pre-code films about economic hardships, despite it being a generally breezy movie, it gets pretty upsetting! which i enjoy, to be clear. comes with a light recommendation and can be rented digitally just about anywhere.
I recently watched Trouble in Paradise; this seems quite similar. how do you think they compare?

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TopicLast time you went to the mall
averagejoel
04/24/23 9:57:05 AM
#6
the movie theatre that's closest to me is in a mall

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TopicNeed advice: Naming conditions for which I will accept this management job.
averagejoel
04/24/23 6:37:59 AM
#4
I certainly would not want to work with someone who sent messages like that. I think it's a reasonable request

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TopicDo you still wear a facemask?
averagejoel
04/23/23 6:40:52 PM
#28
I wear one most of the time when I'm indoors: at work, in the grocery store, on the bus, etc.

I don't wear a mask outside

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TopicWhy is the empire so evil in Star Wars?
averagejoel
04/23/23 5:46:56 PM
#45
dameon_reaper posted...
I wonder if the idea behind the Empire was based on the Roman Empire.
I remember reading that it was based on the US, and that the Original Trilogy, like so much in American media from that era, was a sort of allegory for the war in Vietnam. in this analogy, Palpatine is Nixon and Darth Vader is Kissinger

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TopicWhy is the empire so evil in Star Wars?
averagejoel
04/23/23 2:11:53 PM
#31
Doe posted...
Neither of those statements describe a morality tale.
I think there's an argument for episodes 1 through 6 being a morality tale if you take Anakin as the main protagonist: episodes 1 through 3 are about his moral decline; episodes 4 through 6, his redemption

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TopicWhy do some people on the internet call other people 'right-wing'...
averagejoel
04/23/23 2:02:13 PM
#81
hockeybub89 posted...
Typical. You're a common shitposter and yet somehow there are some people on this website who back you up.
no u

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TopicWhy do some people on the internet call other people 'right-wing'...
averagejoel
04/22/23 3:18:03 PM
#75
hockeybub89 posted...
You have said that it's inextricable from fixing the economy, which is bullshit. Fuck the economy. Was America not capitalist before 2016/this destruction of LGBTQ rights? Are Democrats not capitalists because they weren't targeting LGBTQ rights? Capitalism's problems and the GOP's social policy are not one-in-the-same. Capitalism can be amoral and exploitative bullshit without being bigoted and fascist. This shit has nothing to do with economy. People didn't fight against Germany in the 1940s to fix their economy. We can fix that afterwards.

I don't claim you as a LGBTQ ally, so now I guess you aren't one. I was told that's how this works.
lol

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TopicToteAll is suspended
averagejoel
04/22/23 1:32:58 PM
#15
Gheb posted...
His entire premise is flawed because for the most part, nobody is being treated particularly uncompassionately for their stances on taxes or the size of government. When you see right-leaning people being treated in a less-than-compassionate manner it's almost always because they are espousing some sort of bigoted shit.
while this is true, cutting social programs allows bigotry to flourish much more easily, and they really shouldn't be considered separately from each other

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TopicWhy do some people on the internet call other people 'right-wing'...
averagejoel
04/22/23 12:13:11 PM
#71
hockeybub89 posted...
Actually a rare partial W for Joel. But not for long, I'm sure. I fucking hate his "LGBTQ people can't have rights unless we dismantle capitalism" bullshit.
I didn't say that. you should learn to read better.

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TopicWhy do some people on the internet call other people 'right-wing'...
averagejoel
04/22/23 8:07:59 AM
#64
Tenlaar posted...
Claiming that anybody who doesnt support the complete dismantling of capitalism is right wing is a big ol steaming pile of bullshit.
it's probably the single most important defining feature of socialist ideologies compared to other contemporary political ideologies. what other defining feature(s) would you suggest?

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TopicWhy do some people on the internet call other people 'right-wing'...
averagejoel
04/21/23 10:04:58 PM
#60
cuttin_in_farm posted...
Can you elaborate?

From my understanding, liberal and progressives are left leaning labels.

Inversely, conservatives are right leaning.

Could you provide a more accurate definition?
basically, "liberal" has come to mean "left" in a US context, but that doesn't really line up with what it actually is; the US is just skewed really really far to the right.

as an ideology, liberalism is more like center- to moderate right-wing ideology.

liberals as individuals might support some social justice movements for women/black people/etc.; and some might self-identify as left-wing because of it. some might even recognize the reality that social justice fundamentally cannot happen without economic justice.

the thing that fundamentally prevents them from being left-wing is that they naively believe that economic justice can be achieved under capitalism; and therefore they ultimately support the continuation of capitalism as an economic system.

as for "progressive": the term isn't necessarily tied to any specific political ideology, so it's fairly nebulous, but generally I think it kinda starts at the leftmost part of liberalism. that is; people who recognize that there are problems that need solving, but don't recognize that they're unsolvable under the current economic system

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TopicWorlds Fattest Man goes on a 1 man suicide mission to Mars General Social
averagejoel
04/21/23 8:26:24 AM
#10
Mistere_Man posted...
I have definitely read this before.
pretty sure it's the plot of The Whale

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TopicWorlds Fattest Man goes on a 1 man suicide mission to Mars General Social
averagejoel
04/21/23 7:59:58 AM
#8
I had forgotten about this

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TopicWhy do some people on the internet call other people 'right-wing'...
averagejoel
04/21/23 7:58:01 AM
#46
BlockAddition posted...
'I don't agree with you, you must be right wing'
that is very much not what anyone except you is saying

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TopicBan social media = millenial version of ban violent games
averagejoel
04/21/23 7:56:16 AM
#15
_____Cait posted...
Social media does more than show cartoon violence.

Social Media is a double edged sword. One, it can spread info quickly, expose abusers easily, and help us find resources faster. On the other hand, info overload is a real problem, misinformation gets spread easier, and garbo social media like Tiktok and Twitter and the like,
yeah I agree with this very much; though it's not the extent of my thoughts.

it's also damaging people's attention spans. tiktok, notably, is basically automated channel surfing, except most of the channels are just people doing dances to pop songs while text appears on the screen saying some shit like "here are 6 reasons why women belong in the kitchen"

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TopicWhy do some people on the internet call other people 'right-wing'...
averagejoel
04/21/23 7:46:05 AM
#38
FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER posted...
Yeah seems like these days if you arent 100% in agreement on every stance, you are against them.
Two party system is trash and is what is wrong with the government IMO.

Left vs Right is all that matters.
neither major party in the US is left-wing in any way

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TopicWhy do some people on the internet call other people 'right-wing'...
averagejoel
04/21/23 7:45:16 AM
#37
cuttin_in_farm posted...
JK Rowling is a decent example. For the most part, she is fairly liberal to my understanding. She is not very liberal with Trans things though. Thus, shes right-wing by default.
"liberal" and "right-wing" are not mutually exclusive categories. far from it in fact

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TopicThere's a button you can press that will tell you if your partner has cheated
averagejoel
04/19/23 9:14:18 PM
#3
I trust her enough that I know without the button, and I hope that anyone who says differently gets out of that relationship ASAP

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TopicUS Senate just released a 300 page breakdown about the origins of COVID-19
averagejoel
04/19/23 9:10:46 PM
#51
Mistere_Man posted...
So is it saying it is possible it was a lab leak? If so I guess they dont want to say for sure on anything as to not start pointing fingers waggling again.
joe is waggling all ten of his pointing fingers despite their best efforts

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TopicOne Piece chapter 1081 goes hard *spoilers, duh*
averagejoel
04/19/23 9:06:12 PM
#2
yeah this whole arc has really picked up the pace

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TopicA fun mental exercise is to read a given poster's political commentary and try
averagejoel
04/19/23 8:06:57 PM
#4
at one point there was someone on here who made a nation on there called "CEsylvania" and made a bunch of polls about which way it should go.

it's a pretty interesting concept for a game

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TopicHelp me find an old kung fu movie I forgot using this scene description.
averagejoel
04/19/23 8:00:58 PM
#48
I'm gonna have to watch this

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TopicWho is the bigger star right now, ryan reynolds or chris pratt?
averagejoel
04/19/23 5:31:30 PM
#8
I wouldn't call either of them "stars" per se. that is; I don't think people really see movies they're in, specifically to see Chris Pratt or Ryan Reynolds.

Chris Pratt is probably more famous now because of the Mario movie but I dunno

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TopicI've never seen Elijah Wood in any other movies aside from LotR.
averagejoel
04/19/23 10:42:37 AM
#14
St0rmFury posted...
Ok, I don't remember those movies (Sin City, Eternal Sunshine) ever showing in my cinema. Maybe that's why I didn't notice him much after LotR ended.
I have a vague memory of him being sorta soft-blacklisted a while ago for pointing out that hollywood is full of pedophiles

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TopicI've never seen Elijah Wood in any other movies aside from LotR.
averagejoel
04/19/23 10:39:54 AM
#10
I watched a netflix (original? maybe?) movie a while ago that featured him in a lead role. I think it was called "I Don't Want to Live in this World Anymore"

he's good!

he was also The Guy in Spy Kids 3D

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