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Topichelp! my finger is stuck in my girlfriend's bellybutton!
averagejoel
10/07/22 1:18:35 PM
#14
MedeaLysistrata posted...
would she prefer a coke or rootbeer float?
I'm not sure. she drinks tonic water, and she drinks juice, both fairly often; but pop not very often.

I would guess root beer though; just because they're kinda the go-to around here

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Topichelp! my finger is stuck in my girlfriend's bellybutton!
averagejoel
10/07/22 12:19:06 PM
#11
GuerrillaSoldier posted...
i thought this was an anime title
I also thought "anime title" as I was typing it out

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Topichelp! my finger is stuck in my girlfriend's bellybutton!
averagejoel
10/07/22 12:18:33 PM
#10
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Stop shilling your gf
I'm not shilling

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Topichelp! my finger is stuck in my girlfriend's bellybutton!
averagejoel
10/07/22 12:08:52 PM
#7
Antifar posted...
How'd it get there
very carefully

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TopicWho is worse, dictators or their followers?
averagejoel
10/07/22 9:47:42 AM
#5
I don't think it makes sense to attempt to rank things like this in terms of morality

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TopicDat new One Piece manga chapter doe *spoilers*
averagejoel
10/07/22 8:50:37 AM
#10
Irony posted...
I can't understand a fucking thing you just said
"six paths of punk" -- vegapunk split himself into 6 different bodies (or something like that) so that he can accomplish more

"Also, is dat kuzan on big moms territory" -- referring to the cover story. it's currently following Sanji's siblings in Big Mom's territory. there are some people on this cover who appear to be frozen, which would suggest Ao Kiji (Kuzan is his actual name; Ao Kiji was his title as an admiral) is there.

"Vegapunk can his LIGHT, so kizaru is fucked" -- "his" here is a typo. should be "hit." the island is full of holograms, but one of the vegapunk bodies has special gloves that allow her (though Vegapunk is male, all of the bodies shown so far appear to be female) to physically hit the holograms. this is explained as allowing her to interact more directly with light. Kizaru is one of the three admirals of the marines. he ate a very powerful devil fruit that allows him to turn into light, so these gloves appear to be a direct counter to his ability.

"Lucci and co going to get deir asses kicked again" -- Lucci was the main antagonist of the CP9 arc. he and his crew are on a mission to return one of Vegapunk's bodies (clones? it's not entirely clear what their deal is) to Egghead Island, which is where the Straw Hat Pirates currently are. this suggests that there will be another encounter between the Straw Hats and the former CP9 members.

"And zoro being feared was badass, dats what i want, i want islands to freak out when yonko luffy and his 9 commanders show up" -- one of the vegapunk "clones" (or whatever they are) was going to attack the crew, but another one warned against attacking; specifically pointing out Zoro and Robin. they are generally the most serious and grounded of the Straw Hats, and that was certainly the case here.

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Topichelp! my finger is stuck in my girlfriend's bellybutton!
averagejoel
10/07/22 7:36:23 AM
#1
what should I do?

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TopicMilk first or cereal first?
averagejoel
10/06/22 10:13:55 PM
#13
one time I went to a friend's house for a sleepover and in the morning he put the milk in the bowl before the cereal. never spoke to him again. he's in jail now

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TopicAre you expecting to have sex dis week?
averagejoel
10/05/22 9:56:30 PM
#12
Ar0ge posted...
I just did.


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Topici dont think its fair to blame heterosexuals in general for bros underperforming
averagejoel
10/05/22 9:00:11 AM
#100
BurmesePenguin posted...
You should stop posting.
I won't

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Topici dont think its fair to blame heterosexuals in general for bros underperforming
averagejoel
10/05/22 7:23:46 AM
#92
BurmesePenguin posted...
You dont think its natural for audiences to be less interested in romantic movies they cant self-insert into?

Because thats sounds like an insane thing to think.
it's weird to want to self-insert into anything. just watch the damn movie

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TopicShe kicks you and says ''Hey ugly, wake up and flirt with me already!!!''
averagejoel
10/05/22 6:42:11 AM
#2
I don't think my girlfriend would like it if I did that

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Topici dont think its fair to blame heterosexuals in general for bros underperforming
averagejoel
10/05/22 6:41:17 AM
#87
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Alright, I'll lay out my feelings on it with some more detail. When I say "a perfect world," I mean a world in which everybody judges a film based on the quality of its writing/acting/etc. and not based on its premise and subject matter.

Consider a romantic comedy based on a straight man and a straight woman. The premise is that they meet, they connect, some zany stuff happens that prevents them from sealing the deal, and then the conflict is resolved and they get together and live happily ever after.

Traditionally, men do not see these kinds of movies alone. They go with their girlfriends/wives. Keep in mind, there are exceptions, but I'm speaking generally. Let's look at the appeal in these films for a woman, and for a man, and why they would both typically find it worth the ticket price:

The Woman: She goes for the romance plot line. She goes to see the hot male lead being charming and charismatic. She goes to put herself in the shoes of the female lead, embodying and relating to the character. She's there to recognize herself in small ways as either the female lead or her quirky best friend who cheers her on. She has a lot to enjoy, she is the one who wanted to see the movie in the first place.

The Man: He's not as interested in the romance plot. He's there to look at the bombshell-hot female lead, and he's there to root for the guy by proxy--while also maybe subtly rooting for a nice lingerie scene or two along the way. He's there for the raunchier humor, maybe also to relate to the snarky best friend who acts like a college frat boy and helps the dumbstruck male lead along in his search for love. He, too, can relate to one or more of the characters and can put himself into the situation and empathize with them. More than any other reason, he's there because he's with his girlfriend/wife and it's a movie they can both agree on.

Now...what happens when you change the premise to a gay romance? Quite suddenly, the woman has nobody to directly relate to--she can't put herself in the shoes of the female lead, because there isn't one. She doesn't have much opportunity to swoon for the male leads or 'wish it were her', because they're not interested in women. Granted, a straight woman is still MUCH more likely than a straight man to enjoy a rom com based on gay men.

A straight man has nothing to relate to. He can't even enjoy the presence of the hot female lead...because there isn't one. There's not much in a gay male romance for a straight man to latch onto. He's not rooting for the leads to take their shirts off, because he's not into shirtless guys. He's not rooting for them to kiss, because two men kissing doesn't excite him in any way. He might still be able to relate to and empathize with the plot in general, but not in any specific way represented on screen.

People go to see rom coms that speak to them. A rom com with gay men tends to speak more to gay men than to straight men. That's just an easy conclusion to draw. It's not homophobia to be straight and prefer to see straight romance. It's just natural.
this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen someone post on here about movies

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TopicImagine how great Jordan Peterson could've been
averagejoel
10/05/22 6:32:36 AM
#4
I mean you could technically say that about anyone. he initially became famous for transphobic fear-mongering, then he used that fame to sell a dumb self-help book

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TopicBagels are just dense, bland donuts
averagejoel
10/04/22 7:29:10 AM
#11
I will not stand for this bagel slander

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TopicShould the United States get involved if Boleroneo tries to destroy the Amazon?
averagejoel
10/03/22 4:25:44 PM
#43
Alteres posted...
You should take it up with those massively disturbing the ocean's ecosystems, which would be china at this point.
china isn't even in the top 10 biggest polluters in the world relative to its population

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TopicShould the United States get involved if Boleroneo tries to destroy the Amazon?
averagejoel
10/03/22 4:19:11 PM
#39
FaultyCircuitry posted...
When something is a truly global resource and someone from the nation that resource is physically in what is the appropriate response from the international community?

Ideally, a Brazilian civilian uprising would put an end to the regime and the damaging behaviors, but in the absence of that what happens?

We are already suffering a global climate crisis due to inaction. Further inaction in this a situation like the discussed would super charge the climate issues.
US interference does not help

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TopicWould you clap Alinity's cheeks?
averagejoel
10/03/22 3:42:46 PM
#2
I don't think my girlfriend would like it if I did that

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Topici dont think its fair to blame heterosexuals in general for bros underperforming
averagejoel
10/03/22 1:38:20 PM
#46
Aressar posted...
Always works. If you make a film about a social minority, just call anyone criticizing your film a homophobe/transphobe/racist/bigot. That'll totally get people to treat you and your movie seriously.
that... is not what happened

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Topici dont think its fair to blame heterosexuals in general for bros underperforming
averagejoel
10/03/22 12:55:15 PM
#20
yusiko posted...
https://www.queerty.com/billy-eichner-responds-dismal-box-office-bros-opening-weekend-20221003

he is quoted as saying straight people just didnt show up for bros which is what im referring to with this topic
which, despite what that article says, is not the same as "blaming heterosexuals"

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TopicThe perfect woman but she repeats the word turtle over and over
averagejoel
10/03/22 12:50:57 PM
#3
I don't think my girlfriend would like it if I tried to get with this person

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TopicShould the United States get involved if Boleroneo tries to destroy the Amazon?
averagejoel
10/03/22 11:10:18 AM
#25
IShall_Run_Amok posted...
I wouldn't want the USA to tackle this, because we're a terrible ass country that's more likely to burn the Amazon rainforest than Brazil is. Obviously, whatever legal or illegal methods are needed to stop Brazil from destroying the Amazon rainforest are pretty vital for the survival of life on the planet. I prefer they be illegal methods, because if international law is so fucking stupid that it allows the Amazon rainforest to be burnt, then it can go fuck itself and eat a whole bag of dicks.
I came in here to post... pretty much this

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TopicSloppers is a terrible meme. Go back to mommy milkers.
averagejoel
10/03/22 10:48:15 AM
#17
MedeaLysistrata posted...
I don't think your girlfriend would like it if you used that word
you're probably right. I've told her about the bit. she think it's gross, but she respects it. I don't use it myself, but I also respect the bit

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TopicSloppers is a terrible meme. Go back to mommy milkers.
averagejoel
10/03/22 8:24:32 AM
#11
I think it's a good bit

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TopicThe perfect girl, but she refuses to ever wear a facemask for any reason.
averagejoel
10/01/22 8:03:31 AM
#6
Kakapo posted...
You have a girlfriend?
yes. I live with her

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TopicThe perfect girl, but she refuses to ever wear a facemask for any reason.
averagejoel
10/01/22 7:32:12 AM
#3
I don't think my girlfriend would like it if I dated this person

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