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TopicNo matter your doomsday scenario... being fat will kill you asap
Turducken
12/29/18 6:42:11 PM
#7
Cult that worships fat people has taken over the world.
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Topic20 y/o Texas Kid LEAPS on TOP of the Car to avoid being KILLED!! Look at it!!!!
Turducken
12/03/18 1:44:14 PM
#5
Can't even legally drink.
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TopicSnake has 100% of the vote in Africa.
Turducken
11/29/18 12:42:29 AM
#10
Isn't that where Zanzibar Land is...?
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TopicYou must play Monopoly.
Turducken
11/20/18 3:40:43 PM
#23
I have my own special Limited Edition G.I. Joe A Real American Hero action figure piece that I keep pocketed in case a game of 'Mon' breaks out irregardlessly of theme or setting.
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TopicVlado says:
Turducken
11/16/18 7:14:52 AM
#16
I think every debate point should end with "Read Starship Troopers." Magnificent.
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TopicWhat words do you say when you order food at a restaurant?
Turducken
11/12/18 5:56:03 PM
#23
You shall give me an egg!!
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TopicThe internet finally killed Prima Games guides.
Turducken
11/09/18 5:50:19 PM
#13
Wanna know more? Go to Playonline.com for all the tips!
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TopicLet's talk about the latest Mario lore revelation.
Turducken
11/06/18 9:52:12 PM
#35
The post clearly explains that.
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TopicLet's talk about the latest Mario lore revelation.
Turducken
11/06/18 9:45:23 PM
#33
JonThePenguin posted...
https://cdn.destructoid.com/ul/288472-tomm-hulett-s-unified-mario-timeline-theory/Mario-Timeline-Smaller-Web2-noscale.jpg

I feel like this is the only way Peachowser makes sense. In some horrible "Fallen Hero" timeline, Bowser has defeated Mario and taken Peach as his bride once and for all. Years later, Peach has domesticated the Koopa, and their unruly-but-goodhearted daughter, Peachowser, has come of age to begin her own series of exciting adventures against the insane brother of a man who once loved her mother quite dearly indeed...
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TopicU guys ready for the Ramza show???
Turducken
10/28/18 4:24:34 AM
#34
...Show's over.
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TopicEveryone give RAMZA your ENERGY!
Turducken
10/26/18 8:35:51 PM
#7
My energy is made up of smell vapors. Guess ole Buttpants is outta luck.
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TopicEveryone give RAMZA your ENERGY!
Turducken
10/26/18 8:23:07 PM
#2
More like give that little fuck your nose.
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TopicSo who voted for Charizard over Terra?
Turducken
10/25/18 7:53:23 PM
#12
Doesn't help that they used the shitty blonde-haired version.
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TopicIs Bowser winning because of THAT new meme?
Turducken
10/25/18 7:22:34 PM
#12
Peachowser has nothing to do with Big Daddy B's power.
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TopicSo how do yall feel about Mystery bags\minis\whatever
Turducken
10/25/18 5:27:14 PM
#3
Wreath posted...
they are just a loot bag system for young children.

Yep. Getting 'em started early, while they don't know any better (and it isn't their money).
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TopicFirst official image from the Monster Hunter movie
Turducken
10/24/18 11:40:16 PM
#4
GranzonEx posted...
when did we get guns in MH

It's a high-end Bowgun, right? Right???
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TopicSex with a supermodel
Turducken
10/24/18 11:03:30 PM
#29
Pick HL3.

Publicize that I'm the reason it exists.

Reap rewards.
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TopicThis 19 y/o Kid SHOT his COUSIN for going near his SALT and VINEGAR CHIPS!!!!
Turducken
10/15/18 11:03:27 PM
#2
Full Throttle posted...
Do you like Salt & Vinegar Chips?

Not as much as this motherfucker, I guess.

NO ONE TOUCHES MY SALT AND VINEGAR CHIPS...
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TopicDo you realize you're now around the same age as the cast of Friends?
Turducken
10/14/18 2:55:11 PM
#3
The cast of Friends stopped aging?
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TopicWaluigi isn't getting past the first round
Turducken
10/05/18 9:14:14 PM
#8
While I do understand that you'd feel the way that you do, I really think you should humbly take the time to consider that there are a host of other Alternatives. I say for example, I am sure that you realize that it is indeed quite possible that he will in fact make it on past the first round of the tournament. Have faith.
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TopicMega Man live action movie announced
Turducken
10/03/18 10:57:35 PM
#3
Not again...
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TopicHorrifying Accident for an AMERICAN Family REUNION involving a DRONE!!!!
Turducken
10/02/18 12:45:26 AM
#4
The greatest horror is mild embarrassment.
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TopicPOLL: Is happiness a means or an end?
Turducken
09/28/18 5:13:51 PM
#41
I think Voldo's trying to recruit new members for his cult.
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TopicThe Puppy Bowl is a lie
Turducken
09/28/18 2:53:50 AM
#12
B-but the wiki can be edited...by...by ANYONE.

How deep does this conspiracy go?!
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TopicSix Flags will give you $300 if you spend 30 HOURS inside of THIS!! Would you??.
Turducken
09/24/18 2:14:53 AM
#4
This sounds way too accommodating.
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TopicNew Joker movie costume revealed
Turducken
09/21/18 6:14:36 PM
#15
Wait, he's really called Arthur Fleck? I saw someone say that in another topic and thought they were making a joke. They HAD to be making a joke!
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TopicToday is Max Caulfield's birthday!
Turducken
09/21/18 5:50:14 PM
#4
I hope she gets A LIFE

Oh, wait, it's Chloe that needs that now.
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TopicIs Arnold Schwarzenegger vs Sylvester Stallone the most one-sided rivalry ever?
Turducken
09/20/18 8:05:57 PM
#24
Well, obviously you cut that part.

Sure. That was a joke.

It's awkward that they bring up his daughter and that he never learns anything about her. Either he should meet his daughter/learn she's dead or he shouldn't have a daughter at all.

I don't know why it matters. How making her dead would 'fix' it. Instead we learn she's not dead, so she's an adult and presumably has a decent life. Or John chooses to believe this I imagine. I've got to assume he's thinking 'well, I sure don't want to pop in on my same-age-as-me-now daughter and freak her the eff out.' THAT would be awkward, for them anyway.

Although I want to say there was either a deleted scene or extra scene put in the novelization (if there was one?) or something I'm vaguely remembering where he does meet his daughter as one of the city's Leary-led mole people.
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TopicIs Arnold Schwarzenegger vs Sylvester Stallone the most one-sided rivalry ever?
Turducken
09/20/18 7:55:41 PM
#22
Anagram posted...
Rewatching Demolition Man makes you feel like Huxley really should have been Spartan's daughter just from a screenwriting perspective.

I don't think that would've been a good move. Such a worn-out cliche; I'm glad his daughter just never showed up in the movie at all.

Plus it would've made the VR sex scene a lot more awkward!
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TopicValkyria Chronices 4 Review Zone
Turducken
09/10/18 5:28:15 PM
#7
ninkendo posted...
hey did you like the first game in the series?

You'll probably like this one too!

That's the impression I got from the demo. Which I guess is okay--I did like the first one--but they couldn't even fix that garbage ranking system? Definitely means it's waiting for a nice sale.
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TopicShooting at Madden 2019 tournament done live on twitch.
Turducken
08/27/18 9:27:51 AM
#137
Yeah, that probably explains it.
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TopicGamer who DUMPED the WORLD'S SEXIEST GIRL has LOST Call Of Duty Championships!!.
Turducken
08/23/18 1:52:46 AM
#4
Okay, so is she the World's Sexiest Girl or just the Hottest Weathergirl? God damn Half-Throttling bullshit these days I swear...
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TopicLeftists are openly defending a murderer because he was an illegal alien.
Turducken
08/22/18 9:59:02 AM
#3
Damn those "Leftists"!
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TopicRestaurant Owner and her KIDS get DEATH THREATS over changing their FRIES!!!!
Turducken
08/18/18 12:11:03 AM
#3
They are BIG and FAT. And kinda flat! It is like a fry blade but with fat chubbiness and you can eat it.
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TopicWhat's the longest commute you would tolerate?
Turducken
08/14/18 11:30:22 PM
#23
Yeah, without more details I can't really answer this in good faith.
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TopicSonic the Hedgehog live action movie plot finally revealed
Turducken
08/09/18 11:23:11 PM
#27
That's why this needs to be made, obviously. It shows an important step in Sonic's growth as a hedgeperson, where he learns to trust the authority he's so brazenly scoffed at his whole life.
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TopicGive me OSTs to listen to in the background at work
Turducken
08/09/18 12:08:24 PM
#11
Just listen to that Pokemon bike music and Earthbound bike music.
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TopicThis 20 y/o Girl DIED after JUMPING out of a CAR after Arguing with her B/F!!!!
Turducken
08/09/18 12:34:09 AM
#2
These are the kinds of life lessons I thank god Full Throttle is here to teach. Jumping out of moving vehicle, potentially fatal--check.
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TopicHello.
Turducken
08/02/18 12:24:22 AM
#6
Hello, Mr...Kurns? I...bad want...money now. Me sick.
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TopicI learned the truth behind le "I cannot sanction your buffoonery" yarn
Turducken
07/31/18 10:44:01 AM
#51
Eddv posted...
I'm personally glad it was posted because I didn't see the 2nd post about Val

Same.
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TopicWhat's the most money that you would spend on a watch?
Turducken
07/29/18 6:17:29 AM
#36
Lopen posted...
Any classy friend is secretly judging you for it every time you do it during a conversation

Doesn't sound too classy to me.
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TopicCastlevania Season 2 Trailer
Turducken
07/28/18 1:46:40 PM
#3
fuck is GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
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TopicDucktales' The Moon vs. MM2's Wily Stage 1
Turducken
07/27/18 11:30:40 PM
#7
Ducks can't survive in space
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