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TopicKing of the Hill in Japanese
Turducken
07/21/18 11:30:49 PM
#5
If they changed Hank's BWAA to Japanese Hank's BWAA then that's all that matters.
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Topicryu is now sentai
Turducken
07/19/18 8:11:17 PM
#3
Tommy, the original Green Ranger from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, is the only Ranger who's spared, and he goes to work freeing his fellow Rangers from Rita's control.

Yay, Tommy wankfest #3658

Ryu Ranger doesn't make sense as a name, either.
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Topic17 y/o NERDY Virginia Kid is BLASTED for Paying his $35 Bill in QUARTERS!!!!
Turducken
07/19/18 1:50:29 AM
#10
Title says he paid a $35 bill in quarters, story says he paid only part of it in quarters. Fake news, Fake Throttle.
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TopicThis Woman won the LOTTERY...with her 19 y/o NEPHEW...Look at her MAD FACE!!!!
Turducken
07/15/18 3:21:23 AM
#11
Legally, she shouldn't have a case. They're both on the ticket, they split it. Morally, she shouldn't get a fucking cent, because clearly she's human garbage. So be happy with your half, you undeserving sack of shit. Hopefully the court case somehow works out so that she loses all her money one way or the other and she blows her own brains out.
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TopicWhy is the opera scene in FFVI so popular?
Turducken
07/13/18 9:10:52 PM
#11
Y'know how shows sometimes will take an episode to have a throwaway adventure that's a lot more light-hearted than the standard fare; the kind of episode you can easily skip and not lose anything (or much of anything) important plot-related? But you don't skip because it's just a lot of fun to watch?

The Opera House is that episode.
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TopicIpkiss vs. Broly
Turducken
07/12/18 5:56:23 PM
#27
Hey, I guess that makes you a kind of reality warper too.
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TopicIpkiss vs. Broly
Turducken
07/12/18 5:49:07 PM
#25
DeathChicken posted...
If it's a reality warper versus a guy who hits things really hard, of course the reality warper will win. Why is this a debate

Broly hits things really, really hard!
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TopicOfficially a licensed Dealer.
Turducken
07/12/18 5:38:14 PM
#6
You buy and sell casinos? Wow.
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TopicI think of myself as a progressive person, but...
Turducken
07/02/18 3:53:23 AM
#1
I simply cannot support the relationship of Donkey and Dragon in the movie Shrek. It is a crime against nature, and their mutant children must be destroyed.
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TopicWho else is watching Super Best Friends Play Detroit? *spoilers*
Turducken
06/30/18 12:16:30 PM
#119
I was just making a joke with the Connors before, yeah. Guess I wouldn't have made it had I remembered that little factoid about the deviants, but oh well.

I think for as played out as the Which One's The Real One thing is, they could've done a nice little twist on it by having the bad Connor do the whole "You have to shoot us both, Hank! It's the only way to know for sure!" part. That's normally what the hero says, but here it would've accomplished the bad Connor's mission instead. Maybe Hank does it without thinking about that--he's seen too many movies!
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TopicWho else is watching Super Best Friends Play Detroit? *spoilers*
Turducken
06/30/18 2:54:59 AM
#114
Connor: "I have an idea, Hank. Let me convert them. That'll show you I'm the real Connor."
Hank: "Awright then, go ahead and do it."
Connor 2: "I would have come up with that idea, too! Let me do it, Hank!"
Hank: "A-alright. You go ahead, too, then."

And so both Connors converted the androids. Connor 2 wanted nothing but to convince Hank he was the real Connor. And Connor always completes his mission. Even if he has to play the long game, and wait years and years and years and...
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TopicWho else is watching Super Best Friends Play Detroit? *spoilers*
Turducken
06/30/18 1:19:50 AM
#111
The Connor/Hank thing is super-weird is every aspect. Hank shouldn't be asking the question because he should know Connor doesn't know the answer. Connor shouldn't answer because Connor knows he doesn't know the answer (and thus should be saying "I don't know" or whatever). It's a bad question (as is the Sumo one) because Connor (both Connors) actually SHOULD know the answer, as these things would be on file with the hospital and vet.

He could've asked things like "What kind of music do I like?" or something that wouldn't be in a record somewhere. Although it's a bit iffy on what gets uploaded to other Connors, so the other one might know that too. So better off, as people have said, just tell both Connors to go ahead and convert the androids. One isn't going to go for it.

But instead they're all dead. Humans win. Yeah Kara made it to the end of the game, but let's be real with that ending she and Alice are super-fucked within like a week or two.
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TopicWho else is watching Super Best Friends Play Detroit? *spoilers*
Turducken
06/25/18 5:44:45 AM
#41
North going from Neutral to Lover in one conversation is fucking absurd, what the fuck.

That's the whole point of the memory-share-handholding bit. Cage can just do that and go 'oh they had a lifetime's worth of experiences together within 2 seconds so they're in love now and we don't have to show anything whew'.
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TopicWaluigi has been a playable character in 47 games.
Turducken
06/24/18 8:29:15 PM
#7
This is the most terrifying thing I've learned in...oh, some time. Some time indeed.
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TopicWell, Symphony of the Night is pretty fantastic.
Turducken
06/23/18 10:18:46 PM
#105
And he's an old friend of Alucard's...

(or should I say a young friend?)
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TopicWell, Symphony of the Night is pretty fantastic.
Turducken
06/20/18 1:50:11 AM
#65
StartTheMachine posted...
I have no idea what the Skill of Wolf power does for me -- says it gives wolf form a special attack but so far I I've had no luck figuring it out.


It's a move performed like Card does his spells. Nothing particularly amazing, but if you want to know how to do it, do a Hadouken motion and hit attack in wolf form.
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TopicWell, Symphony of the Night is pretty fantastic.
Turducken
06/18/18 12:38:26 AM
#9
When it chirples and the blue glow happens it means your MP recharged to full.
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TopicMetal Wolf Chaos
Turducken
06/08/18 7:29:16 PM
#9
(points to sig)
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TopicThis 18 y/o Kid tried to RAPE his Best Friend's MOM and CRIED UNCONTROLLABLY!!!!
Turducken
06/07/18 7:40:08 AM
#3
Well, since he weirdly put 'still' in the question, he's assuming you did (for some fucking reason). So no is "I used to but I don't anymore", whereas the third option negates the thing he had no reason to assume in the first place.

What a weird question...
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TopicRacist YouTubers egg on black family at Denny's, get confronted, cower, and
Turducken
06/02/18 1:45:07 AM
#12
Disappointing. The video description says they 'get in a fight', so I kept expecting one of those dorks to get popped in the face. Boo.
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TopicThis Washington Girl is urged to DUMP her BOYFRIEND because he EATS like THIS!!.
Turducken
06/01/18 10:31:49 PM
#2
It's actually called a "Kit Kat", not a "Stupid". Says right on the package, man.
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Topichi friends how are you
Turducken
05/25/18 1:05:22 AM
#5
How
How
How are yoooooooooooooou?~
How
How
How
Are
YOU~~~
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Topic16 y/o Girl who Dumped her b/f for calling her a SLUT shows the DRESS!! Is it??.
Turducken
05/25/18 12:37:39 AM
#10
Is the dress a slut?

This is a very oddly phrased topic title...
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TopicYou're sitting in a bathroom stall, one person is in the stall next to you.
Turducken
05/09/18 12:54:57 PM
#24
I say "You're sooooooo good-lookin'."
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Topic30 y/o Mississippi Teacher is on the RUN with a 16 y/o Black Kid named POOH!!!!
Turducken
05/01/18 2:34:40 AM
#7
I mean technically he posted Pooh pics with Oscarpooh.
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TopicIs Far Cry 5 any good?
Turducken
04/30/18 4:39:57 PM
#22
LapisLazuli posted...
I won't pretend part of my issue with FC5 isn't it being the physical manifestation of a coward.

Whaddaya mean?
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TopicIs the Master Sword the most iconic video game Weapon?
Turducken
04/28/18 6:33:56 PM
#35
Should real weapons be counted in this? Like I see some votes for things like "Resident Evil's rocket launcher" which is just a real world rocket launcher. It's not a unique item by any means. It's not even the same model of rocket launcher between games.
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TopicMy local Chuck E Cheese started delivering.
Turducken
04/25/18 5:10:06 PM
#11
Does the driver come dressed as Chuck E. or one of the others?
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TopicCastlevania : Harmony of Despair 2 (basically) announced (for mobile)
Turducken
04/20/18 10:36:57 PM
#3
How do you know Genya Arikado even exists without knowing he's not a new character? Like they would've (assumedly) taken two seconds to google the name when chicken-pecking out the article. Otherwise they wouldn't have known he was or not (which hilariously, they got wrong).

It's fucking baffling.
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Topici bruise like a...
Turducken
04/20/18 10:27:32 PM
#14
oyster
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TopicShemue 1 + 2 HD announced
Turducken
04/13/18 10:05:15 PM
#4
Xiahou Shake posted...
https://gematsu.com/2018/04/shenmue-i-ii-announced-for-ps4

Info coming soon, I'm so damn pumped to be able to play these again!

Why coudn't you before?
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TopicZelda is a LEGEND.
Turducken
04/06/18 3:45:24 AM
#1
And she does it without Tri ing to use Force on other people unlike certain other dipshits out there.
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TopicTonya Harding is a LEGEND.
Turducken
04/06/18 3:33:26 AM
#15
You can't compare Tonya to Conner the Legend. She wasn't sticking up for Her Boy.
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TopicThis 22 y/o Asian Wisconsin Girl and her JOCK BF made her Parents CRY!!!!
Turducken
04/05/18 11:25:12 PM
#3
The fuck kind of nothing story is this? What's next, man hits speed bump? Barber shop pole hangs slightly askew? Woman thought soup at diner was 3 degrees too cold?

There are actual events out there that happened, FT.
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Topicno skin off my _____
Turducken
03/28/18 12:47:33 AM
#25
skin
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TopicGamers are SHOCKED to discover that Luigi has a PENIS in Super Mario Brothers!!.
Turducken
03/16/18 11:27:21 PM
#4
I'd be shocked too. How does he get his penis in both brothers, especially considering he's one of the two?!
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TopicThis California CHINESE Girl wants to look WHITE So Bad that she got SURGERY!!!!
Turducken
03/14/18 1:34:08 AM
#7
Someone named with a Dungeons and Dragons name generator makes bad decisions. More at 11.
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TopicDo you believe there is a heaven?
Turducken
03/13/18 5:52:30 AM
#2
Not one, no. Millions. Billions. An infinite multiverse of heavens.
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Topic22 y/o Girl Arrested in a BIKINI Sobs UNCONTROLLABLY as she got 14 YEARS Prison.
Turducken
03/10/18 12:08:48 AM
#4
That doesn't explain the period! He could've still had at least the one exclamation...something's going on...
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Topic22 y/o Girl Arrested in a BIKINI Sobs UNCONTROLLABLY as she got 14 YEARS Prison.
Turducken
03/09/18 11:49:06 PM
#2
Whoa, what's going on? There's no standard Throttle 14 exclamation points at the end! There's a period?! Is this a new, somber Throttle? Or another sad case of Half Throttling?

You decide!
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TopicThings that make me feel manly
Turducken
03/09/18 10:42:32 PM
#19
15. Playing football, and trying not to let my massive boner show when another player slaps my butt!! IT JUST FEELS GOOD ALRIGHT!?!?!?
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TopicDo you know what a DAY PLAYER is????
Turducken
02/27/18 4:22:43 AM
#3
That's what they call Blade.
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TopicIs it normal to feel good after hitting someone you dislike?
Turducken
02/21/18 2:53:22 PM
#55
I don't know if you'd say you "don't like" someone that molested your kid or hit your wife or whatever,

Man, I really don't like that guy!

Don't like kinda stops at a certain level. You don't like that annoying guy who won't shut up at work. You don't like your neighbor who mows the yard at 7 am.
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