Board 8 > Sonic the Hedgehog live action movie plot finally revealed

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08/09/18 7:31:02 PM
#1:


It's exactly as awful as you'd guess.
http://collider.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-movie-adam-pally-neal-mcdonough/

Marsden will play a small-town cop from South Dakota who ends up going on a road trip to San Francisco with Sonic the Hedgehog as they race against the evil Dr. Robotnik (Carrey) to recover Sonics rings. Pally will play a fellow cop, while McDonoughs role remains under wraps

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Bane_Of_Despair
08/09/18 7:33:16 PM
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SONIC ROAD TRIP AWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAA

seriously the more so-awful-it's-amazing it is the better I'm super excited for this
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pxlated
08/09/18 7:34:18 PM
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This has a weird amount of talent attached to it for something that is almost definitely going to be bad.
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08/09/18 8:30:38 PM
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Bump
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LeonhartFour
08/09/18 8:34:48 PM
#5:


that sounds so terrible I almost don't believe it's true

in fact if it weren't Sonic I wouldn't believe it
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XIII_rocks
08/09/18 8:41:39 PM
#6:


That doesn't sound any better or worse than I would expect

Other than the fact that I can't see how a road trip with Sonic works, unless he needs the rings to go fast

Because otherwise he can just sort of be there in 2 minutes
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SeabassDebeste
08/09/18 8:56:38 PM
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XIII_rocks posted...
That doesn't sound any better or worse than I would expect

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Grand Kirby
08/09/18 9:04:35 PM
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Road trip? So is Sonic the Hedgehog going to spend his time riding around in a car?
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pxlated
08/09/18 9:05:22 PM
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clearly, james marsden is going to ride on his back
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AquaArcane
08/09/18 9:06:35 PM
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That made me laugh uncontrollably for a solid minute.
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Mobilezoid
08/09/18 9:06:35 PM
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Hedgehogs are slow in real life, which is where this movie takes place.
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FakeAccount3000
08/09/18 9:08:13 PM
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I cant wait for the inevitable scene where Dr Robotniks car has spikes that come out of his rims and starts swerving at them
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SeabassDebeste
08/09/18 9:08:19 PM
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Grand Kirby posted...
Road trip? So is Sonic the Hedgehog going to spend his time riding around in a car?

I imagine Marsden will be in the car while Jean Ralphio runs alongside it?
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AquaArcane
08/09/18 9:10:24 PM
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SeabassDebeste posted...
Jean Ralphio

Is that actually who's playing Sonic

omg it is more uncontrollable laughter
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PrinceKaro
08/09/18 9:13:10 PM
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why does sonic need the help of some random sheriff hick to stop eggman

does he lose his speed or something and if so why even bother making a movie about a character if you take away his primary defining attribute
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Grand Kirby
08/09/18 9:16:16 PM
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I'm guessing Sonic losing his rings costs him his speed and he has to team up with a "normal" person to get them back.
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swirIdude
08/09/18 9:18:54 PM
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AquaArcane posted...
SeabassDebeste posted...
Jean Ralphio

Is that actually who's playing Sonic

omg it is more uncontrollable laughter


jfc what a world we live in
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skullbone
08/09/18 9:20:46 PM
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Wait wait wait

Neil McDonough in this movie too?

please let him play live action knuckles pls pls i won't ask for anything else
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Pirateking2000
08/09/18 9:21:28 PM
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I'm drunk and was wondering if I was reading this right. Ya figure it'd be the emeralds instead of the rings. That and the road trip thing and the...everything

Hopefully it's so bad it'll be gut busting hilarious
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swirIdude
08/09/18 9:22:03 PM
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Pirateking2000 posted...
Ya figure it'd be the emeralds instead of the rings.


This is being saved for Sonic the Hedgehog Movie 3 & Knuckles
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Pirateking2000
08/09/18 9:23:31 PM
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swirIdude posted...
Pirateking2000 posted...
Ya figure it'd be the emeralds instead of the rings.


This is being saved for Sonic the Hedgehog Movie 3 & Knuckles


Who'd play Knuckles?
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swirIdude
08/09/18 9:24:09 PM
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Pirateking2000 posted...
swirIdude posted...
Pirateking2000 posted...
Ya figure it'd be the emeralds instead of the rings.


This is being saved for Sonic the Hedgehog Movie 3 & Knuckles


Who'd play Knuckles?


Donald Glover
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LeonhartFour
08/09/18 10:01:50 PM
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Grand Kirby posted...
I'm guessing Sonic losing his rings costs him his speed and he has to team up with a "normal" person to get them back.


they probably shouldn't be borrowing mechanics from Sonic and the Secret Rings
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Waluigi1
08/09/18 10:07:55 PM
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Mobilezoid posted...
Hedgehogs are slow in real life, which is where this movie takes place.

Not really.
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MartinFF7
08/09/18 10:25:15 PM
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I've actually had this in my head since they announced the casting decisions. If they can somehow include this, or a remix of this, in there...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbhX7XKgkDU" data-time="
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WazzupGenius00
08/09/18 10:59:44 PM
#26:


The teams up with a cop part has been known for a while

Which is bullshit because everyone knows the real Sonic hates cops
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Turducken
08/09/18 11:23:11 PM
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That's why this needs to be made, obviously. It shows an important step in Sonic's growth as a hedgeperson, where he learns to trust the authority he's so brazenly scoffed at his whole life.
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ViviffTheMobile
08/09/18 11:50:27 PM
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Rollin around at the speed limit
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MoogleKupo141
08/10/18 12:31:04 AM
#29:


Pirateking2000 posted...
swirIdude posted...
Pirateking2000 posted...
Ya figure it'd be the emeralds instead of the rings.


This is being saved for Sonic the Hedgehog Movie 3 & Knuckles


Who'd play Knuckles?


DMX
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MysticBrohan
08/10/18 12:43:05 AM
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his name is ben schwartz, show some respect
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NFUN
08/10/18 1:15:08 PM
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https://twitter.com/carrotjellyb/status/1025800714046464000
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