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TopicSucks when it's not The Same anymore, doesn't it?
Turducken
03/29/24 1:37:15 AM
#1
Maybe you've got this friend, or a family member, someone that used to be important in your life. Used to really matter. Something happens, you have a massive falling out, or maybe you just look back one day and notice things have moved south by degrees over the years. Maybe you're even able to address it and repair a fair bit of it.

But ultimately you know, no matter what, from that point on it'll never quite be like it used to be. That your core relationship with this person has been forever altered, and it's never for the better. Whatever you used to be to each other, you'll never quite be that again.

It's usually fine enough--that's life a lot of times. But every so often you think on it, think of what things were once like, and it almost feels like grieving for a death.

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TopicITT I announce the winner of my Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 10:35:22 PM
#3
More like Dr. Karate...! Well done!

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TopicConjoined twins getting married
Turducken
03/28/24 10:16:47 PM
#10
Some couples are attached at the hip, but this is ridiculous!

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TopicC/D. People who are skilled at video games deserve the same respect as athletes.
Turducken
03/28/24 9:58:50 PM
#47
Confirm. They both DESERVE zero respect.

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 9:43:32 PM
#494
There's always more gators in the bayou...

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 9:32:17 PM
#481
Sneaky sneak

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 6:44:48 PM
#298
Dakimakura posted...


Named him after a video game character from the 90s

Yeah, but the....that's who...hm.

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 6:29:08 PM
#285
What do you suppose possessed the Strife family to name their child Cloud?

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TopicWhich Bowsette is superior?!
Turducken
03/28/24 6:27:29 PM
#29
Turbam posted...
Don't be scared, she looks quite friendly

Th-that's what I'm afraid of! (audience laff track)

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Topic'How do you know someone is (blank)?' 'Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.'
Turducken
03/28/24 6:26:38 PM
#41
A doctor.

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TopicI keep scaring off people I try talking to lol
Turducken
03/28/24 6:24:36 PM
#16
You gotta chloro 'em first. It isn't 'share time' until they're comfortably down in the well.

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TopicWhich Bowsette is superior?!
Turducken
03/28/24 6:19:50 PM
#26
AAAaaaahhh!!!

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 6:15:28 PM
#273
If you think about it, any game that has a move called Machinegun Punch should actually call it Jackhammer Punch.

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TopicPeople actually watch judge shows?
Turducken
03/28/24 6:02:13 PM
#3
Shadowblade posted...
I mean who would sit an entire hour watching people argue over stupid s***?

How dare you judge them.

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TopicWhich Bowsette is superior?!
Turducken
03/28/24 6:00:08 PM
#23
The name is Peachowser, you slimy sonova...

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 5:59:10 PM
#252
Flaming Globes of Sigmund!

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 5:16:29 PM
#214
My cat's breath smells like catfood.

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Topicwhat even is Middle Class anyway? like i genuinely dont know
Turducken
03/28/24 5:02:33 PM
#32
You're not living paycheck to paycheck but you still have to actually work.

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 4:57:10 PM
#192
Crimsoness posted...
My cat had a tooth pulled today so send her good thoughts

That means she gets a quarter under her pillow I believe.

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 4:39:01 PM
#171
Crimsoness posted...
If you post pictures of cats you might get better chances.

Not really but I like cats

https://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/CATS.jpg

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 4:21:25 PM
#149
I miss Huell.

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 4:05:47 PM
#135
Welcome, to the stage of history...

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 3:44:52 PM
#109
I have a brother named Easter. Or I used to, I guess.

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 3:33:15 PM
#99
Nooo, the penguins!!

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TopicI can deal with andel hair having its own name despite just being thin spaghetti
Turducken
03/28/24 3:24:07 PM
#17
What's Desmond from Lost's favorite kind of pasta?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4etnYyDMec

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 3:22:09 PM
#85
The Power of TWO!

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TopicNeil Breen's new movie looks like a 90s FMV game
Turducken
03/28/24 3:18:07 PM
#2
God, it's awful. And not in the 'so-bad-it's-good' way a lot of his other crap is. There are videos out there that have all the funny/worthwhile parts, and they're like 5-6 minutes long. Just watch one of those instead of an hour and a half of...ugh.

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 3:11:55 PM
#77
I need this...

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 3:00:57 PM
#70
Give it away
Give it away
Give it away now

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TopicThe ability to heal others or the ability to heal only yourself?
Turducken
03/28/24 2:57:14 PM
#23
Westernwolf4 posted...
Others. I have this really strong need to help others and take everything on my shoulders.

This does not make me a good person. It is actually pretty unhealthy, and pretty self-centered and grandiose. Only I can make everything better and all that. I recognize that my empathy dial being constantly turned up to 11 is not great and something I need to work on.

But the compulsion has always been there all the same. I would pick others in a heartbeat.

If wanting to do good things even for your own gratification is your worst trait, I'd say you still swing on the side of Good, mate.

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 2:49:26 PM
#62
Sometimes I feel like Iago from Aladdin.

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 2:12:21 PM
#37
hereforemnant posted...
Post 1.25, I predict that GranAures or Turducken will win

I like the way you think! Well, half the time, anyway, hehehehe...

But good luck to you as well, in this test of...complete randomness!

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TopicWhat are some of Taylor Swift's best songs?
Turducken
03/28/24 2:10:33 PM
#9
Isn't there one with the deadly clue of letting you know "You'll simply BE GONE"? And as part of the new Erase Tour I think it's clear that her agenda is to disintegrate humanity altogether how chilling...

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TopicHello CE! It's an Easter giveaway!
Turducken
03/28/24 1:59:52 PM
#30
I'm goin' for it!!!

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TopicThe ability to heal others or the ability to heal only yourself?
Turducken
03/28/24 1:09:14 PM
#15
Others. And make sure one of them is a rich benefactor who'll keep me healthy via their money. Also rich via their money.

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TopicSBF receives 25 year jail sentance.
Turducken
03/28/24 12:03:11 PM
#13
JoanOfArcade posted...
Pat, Woolie or Matt?

Woolie. The judge was especially harsh on him, being an avid pie lover.

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TopicYou get to bang your number 1 hot celebrity crush,
Turducken
03/28/24 11:43:02 AM
#4
Free proof that I did in fact bang my number 1 hot celebrity crush? When no one would believe me otherwise? What's the downside?

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Topic500k a year or 3 Senzu Beans a year
Turducken
03/27/24 8:09:47 PM
#7
I'm sure I can convince a billionaire that if they keep me happy with large cash donations that I might just give them a bean now and again.

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TopicITT: Same voice actor.
Turducken
03/27/24 6:13:40 PM
#3
Solid Snake in MGS1 and Solid Snake in MGS2.

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TopicErnie Hudson is 78
Turducken
03/27/24 5:30:07 PM
#2
Looks like he's in his early 50s, tops. Bravo, Ernie.

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Topic11 year old stabbed to death while defending pregnant mom
Turducken
03/26/24 9:54:54 PM
#10
chitown82 posted...
This happens everyday in Illinois. Biggest shithole in the country.

With Florida, Texas, and the other usual suspects still on the map? Not a chance.

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TopicDo you wear sunglasses?
Turducken
03/26/24 9:49:42 PM
#16
No, but I wear glasses that turn into sunglasses outside

Wouldn't this be yes?

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TopicWhy's Borderlands 3 30gigs bigger than Dragon's Dogma 2?
Turducken
03/26/24 7:38:34 PM
#10
3 is a bigger number than 2!

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Topic$5,000 but you have to play a game of Smash Bros with Trump and Biden.
Turducken
03/26/24 7:32:14 PM
#7
Are we all in the same room together?

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TopicTaylor Swift and Travis Kelce share STEAMY BEACH KISS in the Bahamas!! She hot?
Turducken
03/26/24 6:32:09 PM
#18
lilORANG posted...

Oh, are we already at the part where the CEman judges the elite athlete and billionaire popstar on their physical appearance?

Was that part not the topic title/opening post that asks SHE HOT? while including a bunch of beach pictures?

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TopicLMFAO, my girl T just caused a local chain restaurant to shut down 2 hours early
Turducken
03/25/24 11:52:29 PM
#15
Ha-ha, classic T.

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