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TopicIs the Peloton company trying to turn people INTO Pelotons...?
Turducken
01/28/21 3:37:36 PM
#1
In all these ads on Hulu for it, the little video workout instructor is literally calling the bike user Peloton. "You've got this, Peloton!" "Just a bit more, Peloton!" It's absolutely horrifying and I half expect one of these ads to end with the owner transmogrifying into a second Peloton bike at the end; their terror-filled screams cutting off as they hunch over, limbs becoming wheels, back becoming a seat, head turning into the handlebars.

Just another Peloton to be sold...another Peloton to be rode...
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TopicHow lazy are you?
Turducken
01/27/21 5:50:16 PM
#7
I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 360: The Red Ringleaders of Death
Turducken
01/17/21 3:13:14 PM
#111
They should make an exception here and change it moving forward. It's a dumbass 'rule' and watching it get abused constantly is absurd.
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TopicHow Many NUMBERS does your current HOUSE ADDRESS have????
Turducken
01/15/21 10:08:40 PM
#4
I think you mean to ask how many digits is in their address. Because something 5802 is still just one number. SNORT!!!!
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 358: Funeral Parler
Turducken
01/13/21 11:06:09 PM
#429
Peace___Frog posted...
Shame she can't be convinced to retire already jfc

With her memory so spotty, maybe they just need to convince her that she already did retire...
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 358: Funeral Parler
Turducken
01/13/21 5:36:12 PM
#376
Mr Lasastryke posted...
fun how both covid and trump are tearing families apart at the same time. if your family is still at peace, count your blessings!

Haha, fuck you, COVID and Drumpft, my family was in shambles long before you ever showed up!
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 358: Funeral Parler
Turducken
01/13/21 6:19:15 AM
#249
XIII_rocks posted...
Dunno how old this is, but twitter wasn't loading on my phone so I used downforeveryoneorjustme

https://i.imgur.com/tHI4OOi.png

I enjoy this

Sure you do, DONALD!!
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TopicDo you like this character? Day 1274: Anna (Frozen)
Turducken
01/11/21 10:02:24 PM
#22
GenesisSaga posted...
though I've warmed up to her sister recently.

Something something the cold DID bother you anyway.
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TopicRIP Video Game Underground
Turducken
01/11/21 12:00:31 AM
#2
They decided the ultimate way to be underground is to be buried.
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TopicI want to talk about Watch Dogs: Legion
Turducken
01/10/21 10:12:02 PM
#11
Did they ever bring back Adrian Perez?
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TopicDo YOU have a dumber moderation than the nonsense I just received?
Turducken
01/10/21 12:00:31 AM
#58
looked posted...


You cant dispute it, because you literally were not moderated. You just received a reminder to use the community flair which was fixed for you when you received the notice. This isnt something that gets held against you, and the post hasnt been deleted

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/895976-street-fighter-v/79218995


Well thanks for the explanation, but I came to this conclusion myself like 10 minutes after making this topic (see post #3).

Anyway, I can't think of any flair that'd actually apply there even if I wanted to use one. Community is such a broad thing you could use it for basically anything, which defeats the purpose of the flair, no?
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TopicThe Hades addiction is real
Turducken
01/08/21 10:18:00 PM
#3
W-what do you mean "The"?
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TopicFinally watched Spider-Man Far From Home (marked spoilers)
Turducken
01/08/21 1:12:43 PM
#6
I changed its name to Spider-Man: I Wanna Go Home
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TopicDo YOU have a dumber moderation than the nonsense I just received?
Turducken
01/05/21 5:59:41 PM
#20
Corrik7 posted...
Wouldn't even be in my top 50 bullshit moderations.

Can you provide a few examples?
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Topicy'all ready for 4 more years of Trump?
Turducken
01/05/21 11:25:44 AM
#6
Will that waddling heart-attack even be alive another 4 years?
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TopicDo YOU have a dumber moderation than the nonsense I just received?
Turducken
01/05/21 10:27:30 AM
#3
Well, that definitely beats mine, especially since I just saw the topic's still there?? So apparently they sent me a MESSAGE WITHOUT DELETION to just let me know about the flair (WHAT flair?!?). I don't know if that's dumber or less dumb now.
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TopicDo YOU have a dumber moderation than the nonsense I just received?
Turducken
01/05/21 10:20:46 AM
#1
I just got modded on the Street Fighter 5 board for saying Akuma looks like a cross between a caveman and a baked potato. The mod was so offended it wasn't even able to be disputed, and requested I use the appropriate flair in the future (Is there a potato flair?!?!)

Well done, FAQs. Almost as well done as Akuma looks.
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TopicDo you have a mostly positive or negative opinion on Ultros?
Turducken
01/04/21 2:16:24 PM
#7
I think Ultros is a good person and has a lot of potential to make great change in the world. We could all learn a lot from him.
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Topicimagine still posting on board 8
Turducken
01/04/21 1:46:49 PM
#4
~Just imagine~

~Just imagine~

~Just imagine all the things you'll be~

~You'll see~

~Imagination's fun for you and me~
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TopicDo you love me?
Turducken
01/04/21 1:38:50 PM
#9
N-no, I don't even like you....BAKA!!! (blush)
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Topic29 y/o threatens to KILL his BOSS cause he REFUSED his Facebook FRIEND REQUEST!.
Turducken
12/31/20 9:09:24 PM
#2
Fair, next.
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TopicWhat was Board 8's general reaction to FFVII Remake?
Turducken
12/30/20 11:27:49 PM
#176
But everyone's in agreement that Roach is a geek and a nerd and a fuckin' loser, right?
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TopicPS+ January 2021
Turducken
12/30/20 3:40:37 PM
#14
Anyone know if SoTR is going to be the complete edition?
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TopicName something you did in 2020 that you're proud of
Turducken
12/29/20 7:26:24 PM
#27
UltimaterializerX posted...
-Cut all toxic people out of my personal life. Winners should surround themselves with winners, not the unambitious.

Wait, so are they "toxic", or are they unambitious?
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TopicName something you did in 2020 that you're proud of
Turducken
12/29/20 7:10:15 PM
#25
My wife.
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TopicA game you played in 2020 that you will never touch again.
Turducken
12/29/20 2:22:15 AM
#3
Street Fighter 5. It's a digital copy, so I can't touch it!
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TopicLooking for eBay advice.
Turducken
12/28/20 6:30:19 PM
#10
Yeah, if you're clearly noting what is and isn't included it's on them. I said this all the time with games, figures, what have you--some people try to do this deceptively to trick people into buying empty boxes and the like by not reading closely, but it should be pretty obvious if you're doing this or not. From your description you're more than fine in that regard.
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TopicDie Hard is not a Christmas movie.
Turducken
12/28/20 6:23:43 PM
#16
Indeed, it is not a Christmas movie.

It is THE Christmas movie.
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TopicWas 2020 the worst year of your life?
Turducken
12/28/20 6:12:40 PM
#58
Ultramatrix confirmed ancient vampire lord.
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TopicWas 2020 the worst year of your life?
Turducken
12/28/20 2:53:20 PM
#40
Or just have depression all through 2020 regardless? Double-dose of 'fun'.
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TopicDo any of you generally like christmas music?
Turducken
12/26/20 6:00:23 PM
#14
It's okay in small doses. As long as you don't do much shopping offline, or use the radio, or visit public locations that play music, or watch regular television, or...

In other words, no.
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TopicHow long until you can take a vacation without your newborn?
Turducken
12/26/20 12:36:07 PM
#13
Well according to my parents once they're taken off to that baby-farm or whatever they store 'em all in.
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TopicWHO will you be spending Christmas with this year????
Turducken
12/24/20 11:03:56 PM
#3
Throttle got that subliminal low self-esteem. C'mon, buddy, you are someone too.
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TopicCan you be a POLICE OFFICER?? Warning There's MATH and ENGLISH!! Try It!!!!
Turducken
12/24/20 5:51:25 AM
#7
15 bullets + 2 civilians WwB = an annoying little bit of paperwork
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TopicWhen will you DIE?? Take this Short Test and Post Your Results!!!!
Turducken
12/23/20 8:18:54 PM
#9
Surskit posted...

Maybe it's because you're left-handed.

B-but I picked right-handed!!
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TopicWhen will you DIE?? Take this Short Test and Post Your Results!!!!
Turducken
12/23/20 1:04:09 AM
#6
After trying to cheat the test and pick the healthiest answers it still says I'm going to die in 39 weeks.
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TopicYinz:
Turducken
12/22/20 10:35:47 PM
#48
Corrik7 posted...
That said, if you think yinz is stupid then you think y'all is stupid also.

Does not check out.
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TopicWhat is the most frivolous thing you've ever purchased?
Turducken
12/22/20 1:15:43 PM
#45
MoogleKupo141 posted...
they have so much more effort put into them

theyre super posable and have a bunch of accessories and they actually look like the characters. this is my second one after Mega Man.EXE

Was that one 80-ish as well? I've seen some being like 65 or so, and some in the upper 90's.
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TopicWhat is the most frivolous thing you've ever purchased?
Turducken
12/22/20 11:32:37 AM
#30
MoogleKupo141 posted...
I bought the $80 Sam Bridges from Death Stranding Nenodroid a few days ago

that may not be it, but its pretty bad

Yknow, I was just wondering what the deal was with those fucking things the other day. Something that looks like a Funko Pop with a little more effort put into it, but they cost more than a god damn PS4 game.
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TopicYinz:
Turducken
12/21/20 2:08:28 PM
#19
banananor posted...
it's the same as y'all

Literally shaking rn
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TopicWho does Rudolph go down in history with?
Turducken
12/20/20 12:01:24 PM
#7
I've always hated that song. The other reindeer treat Rudolph like shit until he becomes famous, and then they become his little cheer squad like they're his friends and never get any comeuppance for it.
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TopicIn general what is your stance on abortion?
Turducken
12/20/20 4:03:25 AM
#67
Pro-not giving a shit.
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TopicSanta KCF has more Steam keys to give away
Turducken
12/20/20 3:46:08 AM
#38
I don't want anything; I just wanted to say it's super cool when people do things like this. And this seems to be the most appropriate time of all. Happy holidays, everyone.
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TopicWhat's the most well-known/impactful spoiler in gaming?
Turducken
12/20/20 3:16:39 AM
#17
TomNook posted...
This is a bizarre thing to argue about, and feels like arguing for the sake of arguing.

I suppose it is. I'll retract my nitpicking.
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TopicWhat's the most well-known/impactful spoiler in gaming?
Turducken
12/20/20 2:33:19 AM
#11
KamikazePotato posted...

"Hmm, I'd like to hear some examples beyond the obvious #1, but if I don't exclude the obvious #1 that's all that will be posted."

Right, so you want to hear what you think is the second-most blah blah blah. Why not just say so in the topic title?
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TopicWhat's the most well-known/impactful spoiler in gaming?
Turducken
12/20/20 2:27:45 AM
#6
I don't get these questions when you already feel like you have the answer. EXCLUDING WHAT I THINK IS THE ANSWER WHAT'S THE ANSWER
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TopicReminder: A Walk to Remember is the best love story of all time
Turducken
12/19/20 11:58:16 PM
#24
I heard China made a knockoff film called A Wok to Remember.
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TopicReminder: A Walk to Remember is the best love story of all time
Turducken
12/19/20 6:17:19 AM
#4
A walk to vaguely think on once every decade or so.
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TopicReminder: A Walk to Remember is the best love story of all time
Turducken
12/19/20 4:04:54 AM
#2
I don't remember it.
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