Lurker > SwayM

LurkerFAQs, Active DB, DB1, Database 2 ( 09.16.2017-02.21.2018 ), DB3, DB4, DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
TopicI legitimately hate Phoebe from friends
SwayM
02/19/18 5:42:58 AM
#12
MorbidFaithless posted...
Phoebe has always been my favorite. The funniest in my opinion.


My man
---
TopicPikablu
SwayM
02/19/18 5:27:21 AM
#8
I remember being on like page 157 of google images for Mew back in the day, apparently that was the thing to do. I remember seeing an image of Mew, Mewtwo, and an unprecedented Mewthree

It was just fan art but it was really well done. And to my adolescent mind it was 100% real.

I wanted to show my friends but I could never find it again. I was so deep in google images, did it ever exist at all? Idk, still haunts me.
---
TopicI love the idea of eldricth abominations
SwayM
02/19/18 5:22:23 AM
#24
Tmk posted...
Eternal Darkness is big into that.

Bloodborne to a lesser extent.


Lesser extent?

Lol...its literalty what the entire game ends up being about....
---
TopicI legitimately hate Phoebe from friends
SwayM
02/19/18 5:12:28 AM
#7
Phoebe is sooo underrated

She gets some of the best fucking jokes and Lisa Kudrow absolutely knocks them out of the park

The more you watch the show the better she gets. Youll see it one day.
---
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
02/19/18 5:07:59 AM
#238
Tempered Kirin can suck a bag of spoiled dog dicks.

What a cheap ass, overpowered, piece of shit fight.

Oh you have all the lightning resistance in the world? Ill still one shot you. Sucks to suck.

Every other monster in the game has a rewarding feeling understanding their move sets, finding your openings and punishing. Kirin just fucking prances around, shitting out lightning bolts with no rhyme or reason. Im not here to play some bullet hell game.
---
TopicEver notice how quickly girls will run to the ALL CAPS when tryna be funny...
SwayM
02/18/18 6:43:29 PM
#4
TopicEver notice how quickly girls will run to the ALL CAPS when tryna be funny...
SwayM
02/17/18 4:42:30 PM
#1
Basic girls love to pepper in some all caps cus they think theyre hilarious
---
TopicI fucking hate the term "gameplay loop"....
SwayM
02/16/18 9:09:22 PM
#1
I think people like to use to sound smarter when discussing video games.

But I hate it because of how obnoxious it is as a concept. To me its going out of your way to quantify gameplay, talking about it by the numbers boiling it down to the sum of its parts, rather than what it is as a total experience.

Its the difference beteeen saying The Witcher 3 opens up to you a massive world full of interesting lore, and theres so much to see and uncover that youll get lost in it for hours

And

You around fighting monsters and doing quests.

And some people wonder why games dont hold their attention for very long anymore. Because youre looking for any reason to take yourself out of it, stupid.
---
TopicRemember that guy in Final Fantasy 8 that threw an anchor?
SwayM
02/16/18 5:04:03 AM
#4
Hold on just let me go and retrieve this massive ship anchor I just fucking threw at you...
---
TopicRemember that guy in Final Fantasy 8 that threw an anchor?
SwayM
02/16/18 4:59:27 AM
#1
I miss that ridiculous charm
---
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
02/15/18 9:58:20 PM
#229
People have problems with black Diablos more than any of the elder dragons from what Ive seen.
---
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
02/15/18 5:15:30 AM
#226
MJOLNRVII posted...
So I just got Teostra's gem after my first time killing it <_<


Id call you a fucker because I literally spent like 5 hours last night farming him for one gem. It took all night and I nearly gave up.

But I shouldnt talk because I got gem drops from both Kushala and Nerg after my very first fights too. Also got 3 Beetlejuice gems from one Investigation after farming them for about an hour.
---
TopicYou're alone again on Valentines Day, Charlie Brown...
SwayM
02/15/18 3:30:35 AM
#1
This is a boy scout meeting not Alcoholics Annonymous, Charlie Brown
---
TopicFinal Fantasy VII Remake: this is NOT what we asked for
SwayM
02/10/18 5:44:39 PM
#125
southcoast09 posted...
Ffvii remake is going to be horrible. Fanboys will defend it. Watch it be like 25 hours.


I like how youve covered all your bases in one simple comment.

Itll be horrible and if anyone says anything good about it theyre a fanboy

Imagine being so ignorant you cant envision a world in which the game will be a success.
---
Topic"And how is everything tasting?
SwayM
02/09/18 6:31:25 PM
#3
Topic2 McDougals for 2.50 at McDonald's plus Mac sauce
SwayM
02/09/18 5:18:28 PM
#2
You just made this topic to say McDougals didn't you.
---
Topic"And how is everything tasting?
SwayM
02/09/18 6:25:45 AM
#1
TopicFinal Fantasy VII Remake: this is NOT what we asked for
SwayM
02/09/18 5:34:32 AM
#80
I I try to be pretty open minded but I just cant relate to the turn based fanatics. We have the technology to realize these worlds, characters and battles, and you would rather just Look at them then engage in them.

I mean thats the biggest dealbreaker about turn based for me. We got one turn based FF7, we got to see what that feels like. How much better is that really going to be with todays technology? There are prettier sprites and backgrounds for you to stare at while select an action from a menu and you watch cool things happen on screen?

Id actually like to take part in performing the cool shit on screen, interacting with the environment and getting fully immersed into the world. We have the technology for that these days. I would hate to see it wasted with archaic gameplay.
---
TopicFinal Fantasy VII Remake: this is NOT what we asked for
SwayM
02/09/18 5:20:03 AM
#75
I dont want midgar, or one of the thousand iconic FF7 locals to just be a backdrop for a battle to take place in.

I want full control of my character in the environment.

People look back at turn based combat in Final Fantasy with nostalgia goggles. How strategic did it ever get? You call action combat button mashing yet how many times did you spam the button to select attack after yet another boring random encounter? You dont ever bother to use magic or summons because it was too pointless and drawn out for the trash mobs you fought.

Id rather be constantly engaged in battle, worrying about positioning and timing. Then you give me magic and summons on top of that? Why have turn based when you literally have all the same options and be able to move, dodge and attack as you like.
---
TopicFinal Fantasy VII Remake: this is NOT what we asked for
SwayM
02/09/18 3:04:22 AM
#46
southcoast09 posted...
SwayM posted...
southcoast09 posted...
SwayM posted...
People hating this game are out of their fucking minds.

You want a modern retelling of FF7 and yet you want it to use archaic gameplay?

Heres the keys to a brand new house, new appliances, hard wood floors but the electrical, plumbing, heating, insulation is from 1920.


SquareEnix called. They said you can pick up your check.


1997 said to move the fuck on.

The lukewarm-at-best reception to your beloved nu-final fantasy games called and said my games are still better than yours.


You have no idea how I feel about the new final fantasys. They arent the only example of action RPGs btw.
---
TopicFinal Fantasy VII Remake: this is NOT what we asked for
SwayM
02/09/18 2:48:02 AM
#42
southcoast09 posted...
SwayM posted...
People hating this game are out of their fucking minds.

You want a modern retelling of FF7 and yet you want it to use archaic gameplay?

Heres the keys to a brand new house, new appliances, hard wood floors but the electrical, plumbing, heating, insulation is from 1920.


SquareEnix called. They said you can pick up your check.


1997 said to move the fuck on.
---
TopicFinal Fantasy VII Remake: this is NOT what we asked for
SwayM
02/09/18 2:39:33 AM
#33
People hating this game are out of their fucking minds.

You want a modern retelling of FF7 and yet you want it to use archaic gameplay?

Heres the keys to a brand new house, new appliances, hard wood floors but the electrical, plumbing, heating, insulation is from 1920.
---
TopicHave you seen every MCU movie?
SwayM
02/04/18 9:03:06 PM
#34
All in theatres.

All multiple times.
---
TopicLast Jedi
SwayM
02/04/18 2:26:15 AM
#3
TopicPeople who post the same story on snap and IG >_>
SwayM
02/03/18 3:53:57 AM
#5
Im just not a fan of when someone sends you a personal snap and its the same one as their story.
---
TopicI ordered 8 wings from Wingstop tonight
SwayM
02/03/18 3:18:58 AM
#27
MabusIncarnate posted...
A boneless wing isn't a wing though, it's a chicken nugget. This is like calling a hamburger a boneless steak. It's two different types and cuts of meat.


Its not a wing but its prepared and eaten like one.

This shouldnt bother people as much as it does. Wings are far and away my favourite food and I dont understand why people even question this. You have to be more of a wing elitist than I could possibly even relate to.
---
TopicI ordered 8 wings from Wingstop tonight
SwayM
02/03/18 3:10:17 AM
#25
KazumaKiryu posted...
At Wingstop I only get boneless. Their real wings suck there. It is what it is.


Same.

The boneless are reeeeeally good.
---
TopicYour reaction: The next Pokemon game lets you have five moves on each Pokemon.
SwayM
02/03/18 12:48:18 AM
#7
Id laugh. Id laugh at how small potatoes the changes to Pokmon are and Id laugh at the fans who continue to eat this shit up.
---
TopicBloodborne's boss designs are so fucked up
SwayM
02/03/18 12:23:15 AM
#6
I absolutely love the left turn this game took from what you expected to be a Victorian style game with a werewolf theme. Into a total Lovecraft eldritch horror thing, and the balance between the two themes the game manages to keep.

Not only does this game hit so many highs as far as game design is concerned, the fact that it plays as well as it does is outright amazing. Easily the best in the series by far IMHO.
---
TopicAnyone want to play Monster Hunter World on Xbox???
SwayM
02/01/18 12:47:08 AM
#10
HighOnSolar posted...
lol i don't have it yet but when i get it i'll hit you up. nice gamertag


Haha sounds good. Thanks I dont like having numbers in my name so I got creative.

mrtopgoon327 posted...
Add me.

Ocho Longshot


TendoDRM posted...
Don't have it but I may get it.

GT: Krataur


Added the both of you. Im at work atm but hope to play with you guys soon.

TheoryzC posted...
I'm strongly considering getting it


Do. Its phenominal.
---
TopicAnyone want to play Monster Hunter World on Xbox???
SwayM
02/01/18 12:32:11 AM
#5
Weirdos. MHW is one of the best games played Ive this gen.
---
TopicAnyone want to play Monster Hunter World on Xbox???
SwayM
02/01/18 12:30:18 AM
#2
So hard trying to find people on Xbox.
---
TopicAnyone want to play Monster Hunter World on Xbox???
SwayM
01/31/18 10:42:07 PM
#1
Add me up

GT: Do As I Sway
---
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
01/31/18 9:03:40 PM
#181
It does seem really fun only tried it a couple of coop games.

Tried to take on a Diabolos solo but the fucker fled the scene before I could finish it.

Total piss off.
---
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
01/31/18 8:35:42 PM
#177
Ive tried to very my weapon choice

Started with the Gunlance which is so satisfying when you pull off a nice combo, ending in a great explosion.

Then Ive tried the Long Sword which is a really fun weapon, great for severing body parts and that jumping slice just feels so fucking good.

Then Ive tried the Hunters Horn. Still trying to get the hang of it but I love being a hammer swinging bard.
---
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
01/28/18 11:56:11 PM
#143
I have yet to fuck around with traps or anything like that. I just go toe to toe with the beast until it drops

I probably should though I'd get more out of the game.
---
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
01/28/18 8:30:16 PM
#134
FLUFFYGERM posted...
anyone playing on Xbox One? if not i suppose i can buy a copy for my PS4 as well


I do.

Still looking for someone to play with

*All By Myself starts to play in the background. A single raincloud starts to form over my head. In the distance, the sound of a group of teenage girls laughing*
---
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
01/28/18 4:36:51 AM
#121
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
01/28/18 3:41:56 AM
#119
Yeah. Kinda lame but I guess it cant do everything.

So anyone wanna play on Xbox with me :( in getting kinda lonely
---
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
01/28/18 3:34:21 AM
#117
The gunlance doesnt use special ammo does it?
---
TopicMy girl sent me a snap at 4 am last night
SwayM
01/27/18 5:09:34 PM
#7
GODTIER posted...
SwayM posted...
This relationship sounds tenuous at best.


Why do you say that?

We've been going out for a few months now. This is the first time she's cheated I think


She spends one night out without you and you jump to she cheated on you?

Either youre extremely paranoid or you have some reason to not trust her even a little bit (shes a ho)

So good luck bud.
---
TopicMy girl sent me a snap at 4 am last night
SwayM
01/27/18 4:59:53 PM
#4
This relationship sounds tenuous at best.
---
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
01/27/18 4:53:15 PM
#104
Apparently the matchmaking is broken in this game. Which explains why it keeps saying no sessions found when I try to look for one.
---
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
01/26/18 10:35:10 PM
#86
Honestly I dont care how nerdy gunswords are as a concept. Ive been fascinated by them since I was a kid playing FF8. Ill try the other weapons some other time.
---
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
01/26/18 10:28:10 PM
#85
Oh shit the insect glaive just entered the running too! So fun
---
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
01/26/18 10:23:02 PM
#83
Im torn between the gunlance and the katana

Choices choices
---
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
01/26/18 9:54:35 PM
#81
My Gamertag is: Do As I Sway

If anyone wants to add me on Xbox :)
---
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
SwayM
01/26/18 7:24:11 PM
#69
I ended up getting Xbone. Sorry guys would love to play with all of you but Xbox is where Ive always gone for multiplayer games.
---
TopicThe latest Snapchat update is a prime example of fucking up a good thing...
SwayM
01/26/18 12:25:10 PM
#8
Just feels bad man
---
TopicThe latest Snapchat update is a prime example of fucking up a good thing...
SwayM
01/26/18 12:06:54 PM
#4
Itll be where all those nonsense stories are?
---
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5