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TopicThis pokedex entry is real
SwayM
07/20/20 3:17:43 PM
#40
Pokdex entries imply a much deeper and more interesting topic role than the games BEGIN to portray.

Theyre so mishmashed together its ridiculous

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TopicGoblins are just Orc Dwarves...
SwayM
07/18/20 4:40:52 PM
#14
pfh1001 posted...
Really depends on which universe/lore you're pulling from.

Most

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TopicGoblins are just Orc Dwarves...
SwayM
07/18/20 4:32:49 PM
#12
Gnomes are a poor mans Dwarf.


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TopicGoblins are just Orc Dwarves...
SwayM
07/18/20 1:53:00 PM
#9
MaxEffingBemis posted...
Orcs and dwemer are different races


Dwarves arent dwarves in Elder Scrolls either so their logic is right out the window.

GONE I say!

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TopicGoblins are just Orc Dwarves...
SwayM
07/18/20 11:10:23 AM
#1
Teach the controversy

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TopicCan Sony Ponies acknowledge that Xbox has the better controller at least
SwayM
07/18/20 2:00:14 AM
#27
Xbox controller absolutely humiliates the PlayStation controller in every single capacity and yes my beautiful angels, every genre of game is better on an Xbox controller.

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TopicFriends that are petty about money between friends...
SwayM
07/17/20 6:17:11 PM
#5
VandorLee posted...
I dont offer or take my friends money.

Will you take a drink your friend buys or a car ride

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TopicFriends that are petty about money between friends...
SwayM
07/17/20 6:14:38 PM
#1
Im not talking large sums of money.

I mean a car ride here. A round of drinks there.

Im the type of dude whos very generous with money and things and I dont keep track of shit. But its always the friends that keep track that only keep track of their deficits. Never when you dole out for shit which is most of the fuckin time.

Cheapskates.

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TopicWhat's the alternative to Manscape razors?
SwayM
07/17/20 9:48:26 AM
#3
BudDupree48 posted...
trimmer and an regular razor

ok

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TopicWhat are some things that Reddit likes?
SwayM
07/17/20 9:42:59 AM
#15
Psychoanalize people based on the tiniest shred of information and think theyre good at reading into people. People who seem to not have the faintest idea about the human condition or how the world works absolutely love to play judge jury and executioner.

And Reddit gives these people forums like /r/relationshipadvice or /r/amitheasshole where theyre encouraging these oblivious judgmental idiots and letting them believe they hold sway over people theyve never met and barely understand.

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TopicWhat's the alternative to Manscape razors?
SwayM
07/17/20 9:36:55 AM
#1
I was debating whether to buy one but now Im so annoyed with how aggressive their marketing is. Literally everything I use or listen to theyre advertising on. So now I want to buy their competition just because I dont want anything to do with these fucks.

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TopicDon't worry America. Canada has its share of idiots too..
SwayM
07/17/20 8:49:11 AM
#3
FabIemaster posted...
Yeah but I bet they didn't throw Karen tantrums when Starbucks, a corporate company, removed Christmas symbolism from their fuckin cups.

Nah dont think it ever got that bad. Yall have more Karens per Capita than anyone else

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TopicDon't worry America. Canada has its share of idiots too..
SwayM
07/17/20 8:42:31 AM
#1
Tim Hortons changed its lids like a year ago and people havent stopped bitching since. Even though theyre better in every way.

People REALLY hate change.

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TopicCaptain Holt is one of the best characters ever
SwayM
07/17/20 1:37:15 AM
#35
TopicIs it just me or is pokemon sword/shield
SwayM
07/17/20 1:28:34 AM
#7
Ive been tell yall for years

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TopicI'm craving Demon's Souls like crazy...
SwayM
07/17/20 1:27:05 AM
#24
This topic has really taken a turn

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TopicSpider-Man >>>>> Batman...
SwayM
07/16/20 9:09:06 PM
#1
Facts and truth.

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TopicThe Nintendo Switch is still $400.
SwayM
07/16/20 9:04:31 PM
#32
Stalolin posted...
excuses? They can charge whatever they please. They dont need to explain or excuse anything.

Lol when did Nintendo become God to you and unworthy of criticism?

Theyre not better than Microsoft or Sony and both of those companies arent afraid to slash console prices and pass some savings on to consumers to get more adopters.

This is some next level shilling.

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TopicWhy are Smash fans so obsessed with Geno?
SwayM
07/16/20 7:46:53 PM
#66
Tyranthraxus posted...
And perhaps the most baffling of it all is That somehow the NES/SNES apps for switch aren't good enough just because it's not called "Virtual Console"

They arent fucking good enough are you kidding? You think a couple dozen NES and SNES games are enough? When Nintendo has both of those consoles. Plus the 64, GC, Wii and Wii U. Hell they also have Gameboy, DS and 3DS titles abound. Thats 8 consoles worth of titles they have

But thanks though Nintendo for Balloon Fight we are eternally grateful dont get confused like IIm saying There are no good NES OR SNES games available. But you really have to be thick to not see how much theyre leaving on the table and be okay with that. Im literally saying they could charge us piecemeal for them and they would be better than not having them at all.

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TopicWhy are Smash fans so obsessed with Geno?
SwayM
07/16/20 3:21:01 PM
#46
Tyranthraxus posted...
First of all. They don't have thousands. Not even close. The vast majority of Nintendo console games on NES and SNES are 3rd party. Nintendo averages about 1 game per franchise per console with a few notable exceptions but not very many.

Super Mario (not counting remasters)
NES 3
SNES 1
N64 1
GameCube 1
Wii 2
Wii U 0
Switch 1

New Super Mario
DS 1
Wii 1
3DS 1
Wii U 1
Switch 0

Mario Kart
1 on every system since SNES except Switch

Paper Mario
N64 1
GameCube 1
Wii 1
Wii U 1
Switch 1

Zelda
NES 2
SNES 1
Gameboy / GBC 1 (Oracles were not made by nintendo)
N64 1
GBA 0 unless you count 4 swords (minish cap not Nintendo)
DS 2 (gag and puke)
GameCube 1
Wii 1
Wii U / Switch 1 (release same day)

Nintendo just doesn't make many games in their franchises. You'll find similar numbers for Metroid, animal crossing, star Fox, f-zero (last game on GameCube) smash, Mario&Luigi, etc.

I feel as though youre drastically missing the point.

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TopicWhy are Smash fans so obsessed with Geno?
SwayM
07/16/20 2:40:18 PM
#39
Tyranthraxus posted...
It's absurd to suggest Nintendo hates their own products just because they won't release some kind of retro mega collection for $20 or won't make new iterations of games that haven't had any real interest in years.

You mean to tell me you think Nintendos gaming pedigree is, to you, is a $20 bundle? Thats why its no bother?

Its not like they have THOUSANDS of titles they could offer on some kind of, lets call it a virtual store if you will. Basically have no overhead because the games are made and porting is brain dead easy.

Man it ONLY they were one of the largest gaming enterprises to ever exist. Have their own gaming platform, a handheld one at that, that these games would flourish on when a person could play them literally anywhere.

but idk if theres even a market for them? Is handheld gaming even a thing? And Are they beloved, highly acclaimed games that, in many cases are often difficult to acquire by legitimate means? Oh they are?

Well shit...

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TopicThe Jurassic World movies were stupid.
SwayM
07/16/20 2:31:38 PM
#51
_Rinku_ posted...
Seems like you're the one lacking a real response, friend. :)

When I shut down your posts with reason your only response is basically What?? Are you GAY for him bro!?

lol CE makes me laugh as if the shit isnt right there in black and white for all the see.

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TopicWhy are Smash fans so obsessed with Geno?
SwayM
07/16/20 2:27:08 PM
#36
Valve was never super dedicated to making games anyway. They just bought up talent.

Theres no comparison between the two and this is a silly detour weve made past my argument.

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TopicThe Nintendo Switch is still $400.
SwayM
07/16/20 2:19:23 PM
#5
Alucard188 posted...
It's almost like we just had a pandemic, which resulted in disrupted supply lines and people with more time on their hands to play games. That thing wasn't in stock for months.

Dont be facetious

Nintendo LOVES to charge full price for as long as they goddamn can. Global health pandemic or not. Dont give them any excuses.

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TopicWhy are Smash fans so obsessed with Geno?
SwayM
07/16/20 2:16:28 PM
#32
Tyranthraxus posted...
Excuse me but have you heard of Valve?

They still support Dota TF2 and just made another Half Life game. They also are not stopping you on any way from purchasing any of their products. Hell some them are even free to play.

Nintendo has like a dozen dead franchises under the companies floorboards and doesnt give to shits about how much money they could make selling them to eager gamers. Especially on their handheld console that would a wonderful home to so many of these classic games.

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TopicThe Jurassic World movies were stupid.
SwayM
07/16/20 2:12:58 PM
#46
_Rinku_ posted...
Damn dude, really going to bat for Pratt, aren't ya?

out of arguments I see.

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TopicWhy are Smash fans so obsessed with Geno?
SwayM
07/16/20 2:11:02 PM
#28
To start, I played SMRPG as a kid once. I rented it. RPGS werent my thing at the time. Hated it. Never really thought about it since.

So I have no loyalty to him or his game.

But what a smooth brain take to not see his value in the game. Hes a first party Nintendo character who has never appeared in another game and we are probably not going to see another SMRPG anytime soon. Smash is EXACTLY where a character like this belongs.

He belongs right there with all of Nintendos abandoned or forgotten franchises like Ice Climbers. Kid Icarus, Earthbound, F-Zero. Am I forgetting any?

Literally imagine not being in favour of him in the game. Low level trolling at its finest.

No company hates its own products quite like Nintendo. Like first imagine not just putting all these classic game on a store, charging a decent price and watch the money trucks show up to your front door. Second imagine not advertising these games in unique ways like putting a character in Smash that reminds people this game exists or any inquisitive mind might dig into the characters origin.

Nintendo and its fans really make me scratch my head sometimes.

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TopicThe Jurassic World movies were stupid.
SwayM
07/16/20 1:52:29 PM
#35


Youre telling me you wouldnt want to see this on the big screen? 8 million dollar budget on the feather CGI alone?

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TopicThe Jurassic World movies were stupid.
SwayM
07/16/20 1:44:45 PM
#29
_Rinku_ posted...
The first one was entertaining enough. The second one was just bad though.

I think you completely missed his point. It is pretty wack that Chris Pratt proclaims to be this super devout religious man, but pretty blatantly left his wife for another, younger woman.

I dont think you have the qualifications to ask the hard hitting questions about someones faith being more important than a failing marriage. Or better yet. Questions about peoples personal lives you dont know from a hole in the ground.

I know I have no business answering those questions


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TopicThe Jurassic World movies were stupid.
SwayM
07/16/20 1:41:34 PM
#24
The worst thing about the world movies for my money though is that they didnt use this reboot of the franchise to also reboot the public perception of Dinosaurs.

jurassic park had an unparalleled effect on public interest for dinosaurs. As a kid this movie shaped how we thought for our entire lives. It pushed people into careers.

Now that the science is telling us dinosaurs had feathers it would have been awesome to see a more realistic depiction on screen.

But no they didnt want to alarm anyone...

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TopicThe Jurassic World movies were stupid.
SwayM
07/16/20 1:38:05 PM
#23
The Trent posted...
it's a shame we have to cancel him for his religious views, he seems like a decent bloke

Its a shame people like you think they have power over someones careers based on their views. Which in this case, hurt no one.

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TopicDoes Epic actually think anyone wants to use their awful launcher / store?
SwayM
07/15/20 3:59:36 PM
#22
PC gamers: console wars are so childish. You idiots can bicker while we have the superior platform

Also PC gamers: Throw complete tantrums if they have to click a different program to launch a game.

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TopicDoes Epic actually think anyone wants to use their awful launcher / store?
SwayM
07/15/20 3:32:14 PM
#17
Never get tired of the crybaby PC crowd.

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TopicI'm craving Demon's Souls like crazy...
SwayM
07/15/20 8:18:48 AM
#21
R1masher posted...
See you in 4-2?

I never did much PVP in Demons Souls. I remember it being horribly unbalanced.

SSJKirby posted...
you mean the most telegraphed easily dodgeable move the boss has?

Fact of the matter is it can still hit you and its still nonsense.

Copy_X_Mk_ll posted...
Things

I think most of this is just doomsaying for the sake of it.

The only thing that doesnt feel right in that trailer or your images is the Tower Knight / Boss arena. Theres something about the bleak greys and greens and the general haziness of the art style, that add to the bleak and depressing vibe of the game.

a lot of this is just hardware limitations so idk Joe you recreate that in a pleasing way AND also dont get roasted for phoning in a cheap remake

At the end of the day it looks gorgeous in any case. If the tone isnt exactly the same itll be a bummer but am I really going to cry about a better looking game? Unlikely.


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TopicI'm craving Demon's Souls like crazy...
SwayM
07/14/20 9:48:59 PM
#1
Remake can't get here soon enough

I just hope they don't change the tone of the game. Those that know, know.

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TopicIt's been a long time since CE seen a true 919...
SwayM
07/14/20 4:03:01 PM
#15
Fair enough I dont pay enough attention to these things myself.

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Topiceston is WARNED
SwayM
07/14/20 3:28:42 PM
#9
Hes been circling the drain for a long ass time.

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TopicAre you buying Ghosts of Sashimi?
SwayM
07/14/20 3:22:05 PM
#1
I probably will.

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TopicPost a short clip (less than 30 seconds) that makes you crack up every time
SwayM
07/14/20 3:15:01 PM
#10
TopicRemember when emojis came out?
SwayM
07/14/20 3:08:06 PM
#9
Spooking posted...
Text emojis still rule

:)
>:D
;,,,,,(

Few people still rock the text emojis (><)


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TopicRemember when emojis came out?
SwayM
07/14/20 3:05:36 PM
#6
BobanMarjanovic posted...
Remember when people bitched about the emoji movie yet they use emojis all the time like they were disappointed at the movie being a reflection of their own mentality

are yall defending the emoji movie

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TopicRemember when emojis came out?
SwayM
07/14/20 3:03:20 PM
#1
Maybe yall are too young to remember but when emojis came out no one used them. They were looked down upon

Now people talk exclusively in them

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TopicIt's been a long time since CE seen a true 919...
SwayM
07/14/20 1:47:01 PM
#12
Thanks for the bumps bud.

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TopicIt's been a long time since CE seen a true 919...
SwayM
07/14/20 1:17:37 PM
#9
You have serious issues

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TopicIt's been a long time since CE seen a true 919...
SwayM
07/14/20 12:30:09 PM
#7
Do yall not use it anymore?

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TopicTLOU2 is a ''kusoge'' according to japanese gamers
SwayM
07/14/20 4:58:43 AM
#60
I see topics like this all the time and my question is what kind of soy boy beta cuck do you have to be to give two shits about what Japanese gamers think

This is not the first time someones tried to imply some final ruling on some shit cus the Japanese audience has weighed in.

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TopicIt's been a long time since CE seen a true 919...
SwayM
07/14/20 3:54:03 AM
#5
Someones up past their bedtime.

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TopicMarvel: Literally doing a third Guardians of the Galaxy movie...
SwayM
07/14/20 3:50:43 AM
#82
pegusus123456 posted...
It wasn't though. Even if we agree with you that Iron Man is as grounded as the Nolan Batman movies, it still had the post-credits hook to indicate that this world is not as grounded as it was initially portrayed. It was indicating from the very beginning that there was a bigger, most fantastical world.

Were not that far off the same page here.

Theres a reason why Iron Man never saw Fin Fang Foom or a comic accurate depiction of the Manderin.

There was a barrier of disbelief that the MCU rode, and probably still exists to some extent. Even characters like Mysterio have been given an MCU spin to make them work in this Universe. The road to get to things like Dr Strange, Ant Man, Guardians, etc has been a slow methodical one. Yeah it was set up to go places. But it never shot its wad too early.

Its not hard to see that Feige and whoever else is orchestrating the MCU wants the films to have weigh so its not complete mindless bullshit (what the haters would have you believe anyway). Theyre structured and paced out so the suspension of disbelief in this Universe wasnt immediately shattered by something so out to lunch.


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TopicCat snoring into a microphone.
SwayM
07/14/20 3:11:48 AM
#2
Man I was waiting for the beat to drop

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