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Save the cheerleader save the world
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I watch idubbz even though I dont follow any of the YouTube drama at all.

Im not sure why. Hes not that good? I mean I dont think he destroys these people as hard as people make it out to be

I think the world needs people like him because there are some serious egos out there on YouTube. If your entire career is built behind like zero effort and youre a piece of shit I think you deserve to be put in your place

But he could be better at it I think.
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PiOverlord posted...

Pepys Monster posted...

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Pepys Monster posted...

You can't. It's over.

There has to be a way. I have finally decided it is time to stop quitting before I even give myself a chance with girls.

I will even accept being the rebound guy if necessary.

You're not making sense. You said you can't let her know you have interest in her. It sounds like it's better to just give up now. Or listen to the other guy and give it a shot, but you might have to cut her out of your life.

I play the long game sir.

One day youll realize how you wasted your time and you should have taken my advice.

Your absolute best shot is to put yourself on her radar by asking her out and if she shoots you down just stop talking to her. Women dont want a fuckboy lurking in the shadows trying to play the long game they want a fucking man. You make it known youre interested and if she isnt on the same page you bounce like dryer sheets. If youre LUCKY she might respect that and come to you when the time is right. But you Cannot sit around waiting for that as if its a real possibility.

Start looking elsewhere dude. Girls arent that hard to find.

Or dont take any of my advice and regret it for years to come and learn the hard way. I wish I had someone telling me all this when I was younger. Maybe I did and I just didnt listen either. The prices you pay for being young dumb and full of
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Oh dude Redheads all day or I question your sexuality.
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jumi posted...

PC > Xbox One > PS4 > Switch

Id put switch ahead of PS4 myself.
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Hey ___ wanna go hit up ___ this weekend

Either she says yes or

I have a boyfriend

Then you say

Aight

Then you literally drop her from your life. You make it known youre interested in her but youre not about to fuck around in the friend zone. Dont get yourself in the friend zone thinking you can get close to her that way

It doesnt work.
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Oh you poor Americans dont have Costco poutine
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Being an Xbone and PC owner Id actually rather play it on mobile
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Xerun posted...

I throughly enjoyed it. But felt some characters were extremely underutilized.

Specifically Roxy & Tequila

Agreed.

I thought it was weird they got Channing Tatum and then did nothing with him

But I think they're going to bring him back for the 3rd.
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ce
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Little too long but a very enjoyable movie.
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Oh Skyrim VR has locomotion?

I made this topic because I was watching a video on it and they spent two minutes talking about the teleportation lol

Well that's good to see there's kind of a push for it.
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As good as VR is looking these days the thing that bothers me is how the movement always just seems to be this lame teleportation thing?

Why can't you just have an anolog stick or something to control your movement? You can move freely within the game, in any direction whether you're looking in that direction or not?

It seems silly to me.
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Bumpo
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I always get a kick out of the PC crowd who cry about RDR not being on PC

You've had 7 years to play the fucking thing.

If you really wanted to play it you would have gotten a console. You just want to whine about 7 year old spilled milk.
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PSXer_5D_MkIII posted...

Got killed by a giant dick. RIP

Huge if true
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Cardboard-Box posted...

It's because women are generally more sheltered. It's the same reason why introverts, regardless of gender, are often not so funny.

I don't think so

when it comes to being funny, I guess you could call them "sheltered" but that's not the word I would use.

I don't think there's any reason to think women don't lead just as interesting lives compared to men. They just don't develop their humour through social interactions like men do.
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thompsontalker7 posted...

boxington posted...

thompsontalker7 posted...

boxington posted...

Kiefer Sutherland was a better Big Boss than David Hayter, tbh.

While I agree it doesn't matter in the long-term when he barely said anything though

was it every explained why he spoke so little?

was it cost?

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/mgs-5-the-phantom-pain-s-snake-won-t-talk-much-koj/1100-6425687/

"I've said it many times, but I understand why people feel Snake is cool and admire him," Kojima told IGN. "In realty, though, Snake is and always has been nothing more than an extension of the player. He's your alter ego. Therefore, I made a very conscious effort this time to bring Snake closer to the player's perspective. As much as possible, Snake will act based on the player rather than doing things like making spontaneous comments or flirting with women."

"In fact, this time, Snake won't really speak much at all," he added. "Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain is an open-world game focused on giving freedom to the player who will drive Snake's actions. Snake himself will be more of a silent protagonist similar to Mad Max in Mad Max 2. It's the characters around him who will expand the story."

Basically the same reason why MGSV had a dumbass plot twist as well: "lol Snake is actually you so therefore he'll act in your image"

Except I'm a talkative motherfucker so there goes that logic

Lol this is exactly why I hate the logic of "silent protagonists make it easier to be immersed"
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Vertania posted...

SwayM posted...

pomedy

Thank you.
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Can women be funny? Yes stupid. No one is questioning that.

But why are there way more funny men than compared to women? I think it's like this

Simply put, comedy is a muscle which men typically exercise more than women. Most funny people aren't funny on accident, some just say ridiculous shit and are oblivious, but for the most part funny people have developed that skill over years. Years of observations, taking shit, being ridiculous.

You find out what works and doesn't. Men grow up in an environment where this is literally everyday socializing. We're constantly trying to make our friends laugh, and we're trying to make girls laugh too so they notice us.

Most girls don't develop that comedy muscle, so their sense of humour is often much weaker

IN MY FUCKING OPINION AND SHIT GODDAMN LETS FIGHT ABOUT IT.
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It's like getting Morgan Freeman to voice Link
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boxington posted...

Kiefer Sutherland was a better Big Boss than David Hayter, tbh.

I agree.

It's just preposterous that he hardly fucking speaks the entire game

Keifer is a great talent and has such an awesome voice and they hardly utilized it. Might have well has kept Hayter tbh. I mean he can't do the roll anymore and his voice is pretty well shot, but doesn't really matter if the character hardly speaks.
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Overrated hack.
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#FuckDaKojimas
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In a world where most games have autosaving, checkpoints, difficultly sliders, 5 hour tutorials, loading screen hints

Comparatively Dark Souls is as hardcore as they come. It's not that difficult when you get into it but it is a breath of fresh air with how well it respects the player.
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"Brilliant"

"And lets have him speak only a handful of times through the entire game."

http://gph.is/1TUMIPk
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It's pretty sad people are this sheltered

Nintendo is the perfect place for you

Don't worry, they'll protect you form the baddies on the interwebs.
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Murphiroth posted...

Best version of any those and it's not even real.

lol'd
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UncleBourbon33 posted...

I remember New Vegas getting shit for invisible walls but I never ran into one.

NV felt really small to me. Idk
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UncleBourbon33 posted...

What do people mean when they say it's shallow?

One person said "wide as an ocean but deep as a puddle"

Now they all say it.
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There are very few games that come along with as much content and replayability

Y'all don't even know.
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You think with all this technology they would have caught something on film or at the very least on their "Fiberoptic Ultra Clear Kinnetic Interdimentional Nano Gamma Digital Universal Mega Byte" scanners
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Questionmarktarius posted...

Because, instead of a username lookup, we have to vomit out a hexcode.
That's why. You can't really find friends, you have to already have them.

All this and more.

Nintendo doesn't let you have an identity.

"Hey what's your gametag"
"Do As I Sway"
"What's your friend code?"
"...no fucking idea"
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B_0_X_X_Y_5_2 posted...

Why not ask why people like marvel movies. We know they are fake

Oh child.
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Take all this made up technology to a supposedly haunted place

Stand around in the dark and talk to things that aren't there

Oh shit did something just happen

Four minute commercial break

No. It was nothing.

Every fucking time.
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the two of them work so much better together than Ross and Rachel ever did. Sure the history beteeen them makes it complicated but they could have easily got over that.

Joey deserves the best.
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Here's the twist

And there is a twist


It's been done


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DevsBro posted...

One day I want to start a pizzeria that sells cold pizza.

We will sell trillions of pizzas an hour.

"Cold pizzeria goes bankrupt the first day, we spoke to the owner who was on the verge of tears"

"You think we would have sold ONE slice. Some ideas just seem better on paper"
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Kyurem-BW posted...

Laserion posted...

Fresh pizza > room temp pizza an hour later = pizza reheated in oven > cold from fridge pizza>>>>> microwave reheated pizza

fixed that for you

You're out of your fucking mind if you think microwaved pizza is that bad.
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People be doing stupid shit with their food yo
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DonaldClinton posted...

When people say cold pizza is good, they're not talking about pizza you left in your fridge overnight. They're talking about lukewarm pizza. You know, it's been in the box for like an hour and a half or two hours and it's not hot anymore. It's good

Oh no, they're talking about right out of the fridge

Lukewarm pizza can be okay too, depending on where it's from. I'd still rather heat the fucker back up because there's nothing better when that cheesy is melty, that crust has a bit of give to it, and the sauce actually has fucking flavour and life to it.
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Bring 'em
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I always take a bite out of cold pizza because for once I want to understand what these mental patients are talking about when it comes to cold pizza.

And inevitably every result comes back the same. It's dogshit.

And what kills me is people say shit like "cold pizza in the morning is the greatest shit ever"

As if

The time of day

Makes cardboard crust

and congealed cheese

Not a fucking reality


It's an epidemic of stupidity out there.
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weapon_d00d816 posted...

I like drinks instead of things that cause my teeth physical pain if I'm not careful.

What a weak human being.

Well you're in good company though. I mean look how many people are having a mental breakdown over the word "pop".

http://popvssoda.com/statistics/ALL.html

It's damn near even across the world. Only CE would take some tiny bit of interesting regional terminology and get so personally invested in it they genuinely get upset if you say the "wrong" one. Some S A D B O I S on here
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Dear lord
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MabusIncarnate posted...

To me, nothing is more cringeworthy in this world, ever, than calling soda "pop".

You have issues
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Why would anyone go to and get a pop when a much better alternative is sitting right there.
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Hunters are more appreciative of the animals they hunt than antibody else. If you spend days working your ass off to get your meat instead of buying in a grocery store you would start to understand it a bit more too.

The proceeds of the tags Hunters pay for go to conservation efforts to keep the population of endangered animals in check. Hunters keep the balance of the ecosystem, when species become overpopulated. Certain species like wild boar for example are absolute pests, destroy the environment and are dangerous creatures.
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