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Due to this topic, I just downloaded Kirby's Dream Land and played it for the first time in a long time. It looks like it'll be fairly hard on the expert mode (which I've never beaten).

Assuming it wouldn't make me sexually attracted to men, I would not. If I could find a lesbian to do stuff with, I would. If I couldn't find one, I'd hypnox and just stick my fingers in my vagina to see what it felt like. I'd also stretch as much as I could to see how it felt to be extra flexible.

"Dongle". I can't believe that's an actual serious word. I first saw it in a series of Dilbert strips:

https://dilbert.com/strip/2005-01-26 (goes on for a few days after this)

She is beautiful, especially in that fourth pic from the top where she's showing off her legs. I also love when black women have long, natural hair like she has in that pic and a few others (I love long, curly hair on any woman, actually).

I've started watching Modern Family in syndication on one of my local channels (so I'm seeing it totally out of order). I never watched it while it was on the first time because it was so popular I thought it would be bad, but it's actually pretty good. It's seems like it'll be a show you can watch several times so you can catch everything that's going on.

I came across this at random. Just thought some of you might want to see it.

https://www.gocomics.com/heartofthecity/2020/07/05

I already said that the disappearance of porn wouldn't affect me much, but would women still be doing sports like gymnastics and diving dressed as they currently are? If so, the disappearance of porn would affect me even less. >_>

I'd be fine. Most of the time when I masturbate I end up thinking about former girlfriends I've been naked with anyway.

Did you see this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz3mQhuMACs

Any thoughts? She seems pretty sad about her past behavior, which, while things she should apologize for, doesn't seem that bad. I don't think you need to apologize for standard "girls are like this, but guys are like this" jokes because they offend gender-fluid people.

I never thought she was that funny, so I'm not disappointed in her leaving; I just thought some of you might want to know.

I thought that whole ad was funny, not just the "you're gonna love my nuts" part.

My favorite Rod Stewart song (Tonight I'm Yours, 1981):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8gLCl_YdAk

CedarPointcp posted...

what about wonder woman?

I want to see it mainly to see how many 80s references it has.

She just looks hot to me. What am I missing?

I may have made this topic before, but she's now on Ultimate Tag. She's a big "hot" for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_psn8V5G2WI

I think she's hot. I love abs on women like in that first picture. Also, blonde is my favorite hair color for women. And Wikipedia says she's 5'11", which is a great height.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darya_Klishina

Sophie. I thought of her most recently yesterday because I was watching this Aqua Teen Hunger Force clip where Frylock was grilling tofu steaks.

Mead posted...

Ive been in a lot of workplaces that are mostly women and its almost unbelievable how toxic some of them can get with each other,

I assume you're a guy? You can actually tell they're being toxic to each other? What do they do?

I still don't get Animal Crossing, though. It just seems too easy. I have fun sometimes wandering around in a Pokemon game and collecting new Pokemon when I'm in no danger of dying, but that's about as easy as I want to go in a game. Just saying.

joemodda posted...

I bet the ancient Greeks were rolling in their graves for having their childhood ruined when Disney released Hercules

It seems that present-day Greeks didn't like the movie:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hercules_(1997_film)#Controversy

No, but it looks like something that would taste good.

I wish I could play Final Fantasy Mystic Quest so I could listen to the battle music more. I can't imagine the game is that bad once you accept that it's not going to be very hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZOQ8sLO-vU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUGDp39srk0

It's not that bad for me since I have no kids. I can walk around outside without a mask on as long as I'm not near anyone. I don't want it to get to the stage where you need a specific approved reason to go outside; I'm surprised people don't massively revolt against that in places where that's the law.

Like if there was a real disaster and somehow you found your way to a village of 100 women that was cut off from the rest of the world and trying to survive on its own?

I have no illusions I'd be having nonstop sex, but I bet it'd be pretty peaceful there. I generally find women easier to talk with, too.

Obviously he was a great basketball player, but I don't look up to him because I heard he was jerk to everyone when he wasn't playing.

Are her boobs fake? They look too round.

My favorite version of my favorite Elton song (I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zryykVVxAB0

(I wish the rest of you would say in the text of your posts what the song is, so I don't need to expand all the YouTube links.)

On a related note, did anyone get a free taco at Taco Bell yesterday? It seems you didn't need to buy anything to get it.

https://twitter.com/tacobell/status/1247560237197844480

At what point will we all say "enough" and refuse to follow these new rules? It's like we can't do anything without being reminded about the coronavirus.

She has nice boobs, but she needs to make her makeup less obvious.

She has plenty of medals; I can't feel too sorry for her.

Yes. It would've been better if it had been just about the Beatles disappearing and not about whether he and the girl who's his manager will get together.

I wonder if soon we'll be seeing a lot more "ugly" women than usual because they can't get their hair colored or their skin waxed.

I wonder if anyone's yet hacked the NES game Kung Fu to have giant coronaviruses where appropriate?

Zeus posted...

Nice bod, but ugh face.

I think she has a nice face, but I'd want to see her without makeup to make sure.

Where are we talking about here?

I'm surprised the weather woman at 1:47 didn't know how to say "precipitation".

Does Kana still come here? Is she still working at that deli? Not sure I'd want to work at one now ...

I wonder if we would slow the toilet paper shortages if every household voluntarily decided to buy no more than one roll a day---not one roll from one store and one roll from another, but one roll total.

I wish my company would just shut down for a few weeks instead of trying to make us all work from home. Now I'll have to try to work from home, probably do a lousy job of it, and get fired.

I was about to wish I'd just get the coronavirus and die from it already, but it seems like it's pretty painful to die from:

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/03/the-story-of-a-coronavirus-infection.html

dancer62 posted...

University campus is closed for the rest of the semester, so my extension classes are gone. I hope I can teach in the Summer!

What do you teach?

In the old Infocom adventure game Infidel, you play a treasure hunter exploring a pyramid that you've discovered underground, and the ending has you find a great treasure and immediately get buried alive. Arguably that's what you deserve for trying to loot a new pyramid on your own, but it made me wonder why I'd bothered playing the game, and I hadn't even spent much time on it because I'd been mostly following the hints.

I found a list of shows that will probably have shortened seasons due to the virus:

https://tvline.com/feature/cancelled-tv-shows-list-coronavirus-production-delays-1171349/

There goes Young Sheldon ...

I'm not sure if this counts as "concerned", but I'm not planning on going anywhere I don't "have" to for the foreseeable future. I'll go to work, to the supermarket, or out to buy something I need like light bulbs, but I'm not going to go to McDonald's or out to buy clothes I don't immediately need.

So how are you enjoying working from home, Jen?

If Daisy is your favorite character, why? I'm not asking this rhetorically; I just know almost nothing about her.

FYI, his gaffes may be due to him still having a stuttering problem:

https://thehill.com/changing-america/respect/accessibility/471707-how-joe-bidens-gaffes-have-affected-his-campaign-and

If so, I do feel bad about having laughed at them.

I think the first one was the female Soldier character from Dragon Quest III for the NES. She had a great body in the manual.

https://smashboards.com/attachments/screenshot_2019-03-21-dragon-warrior-3-nes-manual-dw3nes_manual-pdf-jpg.199846/

Judgmenl posted...

I don't believe she exists despite the fact that I've known her for over a decade.

Have you seen her "Hi, PotD" videos?

(I don't remember the exact URLs for them; they don't come up when you search YouTube.)

No, but I do get turned on imagining that I'm a woman.