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I thought that was a good joke. Did you?

I'm disappointed that Fire Emblem Fates didn't make it into the Game of the Decade bracket. Maybe you have to beat all three paths to really appreciate it.

Was she hot as Captain Marvel?

So why did you get it, Jen?

Well, I went there today. The food did taste more real than the food at McDonald's, and I think that what I got there was exactly the same price as what I usually get at McDonald's. So I'll probably go to Wendy's again when I want to have breakfast out.

JCvgluvr posted...

Nope. Long hair will always be my preference for women. Beautiful and more feminine.

I agree, but if you can ever find a short-haired girl who's otherwise attractive, you're lucky because she can only get more attractive if she grows her hair longer. Whereas if you're dating a long-haired girl, you have to worry she'll chop her hair off once she thinks she has you.

THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

Not sure what is inspiring it, but it's hitting me hard.

How short-haired do you want them?

CosmicShadows posted...

You watched.

FYI, given that there are a lot of sitcoms in which the main character has no wife, you probably should tell us who we're married to in that case; otherwise a lot of us won't get anyone.

So do we get nobody if the main character isn't married? The last sitcom I saw was The Goldbergs, and Adam is technically the main character, but he's never been married (he's had girlfriends, though).

Did anyone hear Biden say live that 150 million Americans have been killed by guns since 2007? Did you notice it when he said it? Did nobody really say at the time that that number was too big, not even in a joking way like, "Whoa there, Joe, I agree with you but I don't think it's that bad!"?

https://www.newsweek.com/biden-says-over-150-million-americans-killed-gun-violence-since-2007-which-would-third-us-1489115

That page does say that after the fact Biden said he meant 150,000.

I suspect that it'll be more expensive than McDonald's, so I won't be going there.

Also, if I lost my testicles and acquired ovaries, would I start producing enough estrogen to grow some boob and look more womanly overall?

I'd probably start growing my hair long, wearing cute, tight clothes, and passing as a woman. My body already looks more like a woman's body anyway.

adjl posted...

Generally, it's not particularly noticeable from the outside. It's not like she's got two fully-formed vulvas (somebody would have noticed that long ago, after all), but rather just a membrane that divides her vaginal canal into two paths. The condition's called "uterus didelphys," if you're interested in researching further.

Kangaroos have something like this that gives them three vaginas, in a sense, but only one hole to the outside world.

https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/kangaroos-have-three-vaginas

It's actually a day I'm glad I don't have a girlfriend, because I don't need to buy anything.

Mead posted...

OmegaM posted...
Hopefully this new movie will say why cell phones don't work when you're shrunk down.

because theyre little

I figure that's what you can assume, but they probably should say it in the movie. I was just thinking of this because I heard someone on the radio say that Honey, I Shrunk the Kids is a movie kids wouldn't get today because they'd just think, "Use your cell phones!"

Hopefully this new movie will say why cell phones don't work when you're shrunk down.

I really don't care about all this discussion of who will win unless it's framed as, "This person could easily become our next president, so let's see what that might mean for the country." Without that, it's just soap opera and horse race talk, as Calvin said in 1994 (!):

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1994/03/01

I'd do it with Nancy Pelosi if she came on to me. I think she's attractive in a "stately" way. Maybe I should see her with no makeup first.

adjl posted...

Obama seemed like a cool guy. I'd happily sit down and have a beer with him. I'd actually do the same with Dubya, as much as our political leanings disagree. I would not have a beer with Trump or Hillary, though, because neither of them seem like particularly pleasant people.

Kamala Harris also seems like she'd be fun to hang out with, so it's unfortunate (to me) that she dropped out.

I think Adventure for the Atari 2600 could stand to be remade with at least a little better graphics, because its graphics are pretty bad compared to later 2600 games like Pitfall II.

I've always assumed that the typical fantasy dragon just likes looking at "pretty" things (like gold) and wants as many of them as possible.

I was about to say that the original SMB manual says that Bowser kidnapped Princess Peach (Toadstool) to keep her from turning the Mushroom People back to normal, but it actually just says that she can lift the spell and that Bowser is holding her, not that that's why he's holding her.

http://www.poisonmushroom.org/2015/09/lets-read-the-original-super-mario-bros-manual/

I've never found Rush particularly funny or intelligent, so I've almost never listened to him.

Do do do do do do?

Ivalice_VKP posted...

I think I remember someone saying a few years ago that she got married and probably has a child, now.

There's this reddit thread, but any pics in it are gone:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MissHannahMinx/comments/37ai9x/hannah_is_married_with_children_now/

Legless. Headless is too creepy, and it seems like it's easier to make up for no legs than no arms.

Ogurisama posted...

And they met in a class just cause he felt like taking a random early year class for the heck of it

Just wondering; what are these two people majoring in?

I did actually miss Cloyster = clam + oyster until I saw it online. I saw the Cloyster/cloister pun and thought that was the only meaning behind the name.

Jen0125 posted...

OmegaM posted...
Jen, are you planning on marrying this guy any time soon?

I don't know. Why

I guess I assumed you co-own the house. Or is it just your house?

Jen, are you planning on marrying this guy any time soon?

Orson Scott Card's Homecoming series is a retelling of the Book of Mormon.

http://www.hatrack.com/osc/articles/openletter.shtml

It's pretty good; when I read it, I knew nothing about the story that the Book of Mormon actually tells, so I guess the series worked on me.

THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

they go to the same college.

Okay, if these two people go to the same college and the 23-year-old guy isn't being lazy and taking more than 4 years to finish his degree, I don't see any problem with them dating. I have no desire to go to bars, though.

They're both adults, and 4 years doesn't seem like a very big age difference, so I see no problem with this. However, if I were the guy, I'd feel weird going onto her college's campus to hang out with her and her college friends; I'd just feel like an invader. It's simply a feeling I have; I'm not sure where it came from.

Zeus posted...

That's a rough 27.

Do you think maybe she's just not wearing makeup?

Ever play Peggle or its sequels? Do they work on current operating systems?

She seems to have lost some weight lately ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XTgOmcaCeM

darcandkharg31 posted...

I have kind of a swimsuit fetish and this is just uuuuuuhhhh

I do too, but in this case I'd like to see her pose nude in that same pose.

WhiskeyDisk posted...

It's just odd that she's so focused on lower body, that her upper body doesn't seem to match.

If a girl has great thighs, she can have average boobs and arms as far as I'm concerned. Also vice versa.

Who's Becky?

Image searching says that this girl is Carriejune Anne Bowlby. She's very sexy; I don't know why so many women want to be super skinny instead of to look like her.

https://www.instagram.com/misscarriejune/?hl=en

Are you living with your boyfriend?

Okay, after searching a little more, I see that at least one game suggests that if you ever see Donkey Kong with a tie, that's the Donkey Kong of the Donkey Kong Country games. If you see Donkey Kong without a tie, that's the Donkey Kong that will eventually become Cranky Kong. ("[Donkey Kong's] ancestor, the original Donkey Kong, wore no necktie.")

https://www.mariowiki.com/Mario_Superstar_Baseball#Power_captains

I guess I assumed that, after the events of Donkey Kong Jr., they realized that they were at a stalemate and that neither of them was completely innocent, and slowly got over their hatred for each other to become at least acquaintances, if not friends. I know that since then, Donkey Kong has caused problems for Mario in at least the Mario vs. Donkey Kong games, but I assume that's just because Donkey Kong is a wild animal and can't always control himself. I think they've always made up at the end of those games.

I guess she's as attractive as a woman that fat can be, but we agree she's unhealthily fat, right?

I don't think I've ever had bad service. And I always leave a tip so nobody messes with me if I come back to that restaurant.

party_animal07 posted...

OmegaM posted...
How do you know you're not getting any sleep?
Because I'm sitting here reading the post and my eyes aren't close to shutting.

Well, maybe you should just go to bed, close your eyes, and hope you fall asleep.

How do you know you're not getting any sleep?

Pete Budgie

https://cdn.omlet.co.uk/images/originals/worlds_most_popular_pet_bird.jpg

Zareth posted...

Things that live in your blood that let you use the force.

And to be clear, they're not what the Force "really" is, they just make you more sensitive to it:

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Midi-chlorian/Legends#Origins