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I tend to ask a lot of follow up questions.

Good. You're doing exactly what you need to do. Don't get hung up on your hang ups, just keep doing it. This won't be your final and definitive work. The more you do it the happier you'll be with your work.

Ooooooohhhhhhhh

So TC doesn't know who said it.

I don't like the way the TC posts their posts

The spaces between statements are weird

"Thank you for your comprehension."

I think I'm gonna start using that.

If I were lucky enough to be gifted such a thing I'd just sit in it until I really wanted something.

Shit doesn't get stolen off porches in America? Who the fuck said that?

Basically what I do with it is anytime I go on a loud long paranoid political rant, I end it by looking over at the device and saying "Did you get all that, you fucks?!"

littlebro07 posted...

I got a remote control BB-8

It kind of works but it rolls around so slowly :(

Try changing the batteries.

As for the TC- what system? I haven't had that problem in a long time.

Are there people here spending Christmas with family and they aren't drinking?

I'm half off my ass and I'm still retreating to an empty room every half hour or so. Just pace yourself. If they don't know you're weird, they soon will. If they know you, they already know. Don't be ashamed. In general.

I got five ounces of silver.

I feel great.

I called the cops on a friend who threatened suicide over Facebook. They were straight up about it, and my wife texted them and they stuck to their guns about being serious.

They got so shit about me doing it. They deleted their actual threat post and just doubled down on trying to get more attention.

Wrote them off after that. I was just playing into their stupid thirty something single unemployed living at home ass.

Hijacking this topic til we get to 200 or so.

Hot Christmas. Go.

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/sA6J8f9

It's probably too late, but you guys should probably avoid going down the rabbit hole of hardcore porn. All kinds of twists and turns, constantly going deeper and deeper trying to find that feeling of the first high again.

I tell people "Merry Holidays".

emblem boy posted...

I enjoyed it. Reminded me of shadowrun

That's the vibe I got from the preview. Good to know it follows through. Kinda Shadowrun in a contemporary setting? I may give it a watch eventually.

while banging Rey

That's weird, man.

Anyway, we typically have about three different Christmases to accommodate the entire extended family. Yesterday was my wife's extended family. Got xcom2 for the ps4, a super durable auxiliary battery with solar charging capabilities and a sweet new antenna for my tv.

I'm gonna buy a dancing game, aren't I?

NeonOctopus posted...

>________>

Hehehehehehehe...

I'm curious about steamers just starting out.

If nobody is watching do you still talk like there are people there? Seems like you should.

Un just delegated the murder of his brother.

Her bloodlust knows no bounds/10

And my son was like, 'Mom, you just have to not read those.'

Listen to your kid.

Stop caring about moral busybodies.

It's funny. Fuck em.

Start vaping. Seriously.

The only thing weirder than wadders are standers.

Hold fast today, boys! Don't let those eyes longer for too long!!

Your fellow CE men are with you!!!

This was a mistake. At this rate it will go to the Supreme Court, and poof. Every president going foward is going to have significantly more power.

Ask an employee. A cute one. Preferably dressed like an elf.

Also, what mall are you at?

green butter posted...

women love putting on pjs

Not as much as we like taking them off of em, right boys?!

...I second the PJ idea.

Nah man. What do you thinks out there? If you control for population density everywhere is pretty much the same. If you don't have any friends or family and can go elsewhere work wise, fuck it. Give it a whirl. Go back if you don't dig it after a couple years.

I sometimes get this one and the other one confused.

Was it addressed to you?

None of these stories are going to be funny, TC. Well, maybe if you haven't been there yet.

Look. It's just important that you learn from the experience.

Never. Trust. A Fart.

I was genuinely considering making a topic:
Hot Cousins: Christmas Edition!!!

But it seems like I was beat to the punch. I should have known. Anyway, this should probably get stickied until we get through the holidays.

So I got the one I had never seen before. She was just cute as a button. Not hot by any means, I'd give her a solid 7.5-8 on my scale. Probably like a 4 or 5 by the CE scale. She was nice though. We talked about Stephen King. She was married so no extra enthusiastic shampooing but still really good. She pushed for the cross-sale and I took her up on some shampoo because she was honest when I asked if they got a commission. It's Christmas after all. 8/10 would do again.

_Rinku_ posted...

I don't really care. My current stylist is very pretty, but that's not really the focus.

I think it wouldn't be a big focus for me either if it wasn't a roulette spin every time. But it's the gamble of it. I think it throws the caring out of whack.

I'm waiting for a haircut right now. Three hair cutters. One of them is a bit on the hefty side. Another one here takes forever (possibly stoned) who is kinda cute. The third one I haven't gotten a good look at. I had the kinda cute stoner one last time. She did an awesome job shampooing my hair. I seriously got a half chub. Pretty aure she noticed too because she kept smiling at me after, even a wink it two. Ended up giving her a pretty big tip. I'm signed up for first available and it says I have approximately 21 minutes to wait. There's an option to request who you want to have it done with but I figure that would add a bunch of wait time and frankly, I don't remember her name. I really need a haircut, and kind of crunched for time. I used to care a lot about the person cutting my hair being good looking. Don't really care as much as I used to. But I'm always really happy when I get a really good haircut from a good looking hair cutter. I've kind of accepted that it's something that will happen rarely and just to enjoy it when it happens. It seems kinda scummy to request a certain hair cutter, but maybe that's because I'm scummy and doing it for scummy reasons. Whatever though. I like getting my hair shampooed. Back in high school I used to give girls shoulder rubs in exchange for them shampooing my hair. I give really good shoulder rubs. It's mostly because my mom had me do them when I was a kid. I got really good. Served as an amazing opening salvo with the ladies throughout highschool and college. Really, the first physical contact can be tricky when you're interested. But when you do it by mentioning you're really good at shoulder rubs and thy take you up on it, you can both kinda pretend it doesn't mean as much as it does.

TL;DR: do you prefer a good looking stylist?

I'm going to use this joke next time my kid won't take a nap.

Thanks for the dad joke.

I have a tough time with this question because I don't know what is and isn't popular. I already typically watch things that people I know don't watch, but that's a pretty small sample size.

Regardless, here is my submission.

The Last Kingdom

But private Ryan had all of his brothers killed or something. Something about those Sullivan boys.

Yeah that movie was kind of a bummer. Started it up when I was drunk once. Turned that shit off quick and put on Tommy Boy.

My goal with vaping is to not let anyone around me realize it's happening. Absolute stealth.

It's an easy and convenient way to practice my slight of hand skills.

And I only do it for the nicotine. I was a smoker for twelve years. I've been vaping for two. Get off my ass, etc.

No. But sometimes trashy people do it.

The N is missing.

I don't hate the picture. If it was a painting I'd hang it on my wall.

People will go to great lengths to justify things in their heads to the point where they are no longer the bad person in a situation.

So, there they are, clearly not the bad person, and someone goes and invades their privacy.

So sad.
Pretty sure I saw that years ago though.

That guy played the wrong videogames growing up. No pride.

Eat More Beef posted...

Mickle88 posted...

You're already friend zoned by her friends being there

You're basically a chick now.

Bullshit. She either a) has a crush on you and wants to know what her friends think, or b) she's thinking about hooking you up with one of her friends.

Your play is easy. Pay attention to them and treat them like the humans they are and you'll have a better chance to have one of them fall in love with you tha if youre an asshole.

Mad wisdom being dropped by the eater of beef.

Just be cool, man. Your best play is to just get all of them to like you more, or at the very least, don't make them like you less.

It's important for her friends to like you. So just take it easy.