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C_Pain
12/22/17 9:23:31 PM
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Because there are always circumstances where you gotta go but can't. Isn't that a scary thought?

Anyone have any funny stories?
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SSJGrimReaper
12/22/17 9:26:31 PM
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Is that what C_Pain means
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C_Pain
12/22/17 9:27:43 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Is that what C_Pain means

No but it was somewhat fortuitous because I have crohn's xD.
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Kasperia
12/22/17 9:28:02 PM
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Never have. Doubt I ever will because I don't eat much and smoking helps me keep my stomach clean.
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chrono625
12/22/17 9:28:35 PM
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Bruh I've shit myself on various occasions until I was like 16.

Last time I can remember was when I was at a Hooters and sharted. I ran to the bathroom and took my pants and underwear off.

Luckily my underwear caught it all like a diaper. I dumped it in the toilet and washed em out in the toilet after I flushed.

I then proceeded to wash my ass with hand soap and rough toilet paper.

I dumped the soaked and stained underwear in the trash.
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Lordgold666
12/22/17 9:28:42 PM
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I guess this is growing up
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JimmyJumper6
12/22/17 9:30:05 PM
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Ive sharted before after a heavy night of drinking.. more then one occasion too :(
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meestermj
12/22/17 9:30:59 PM
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Man I shit myself like two weeks ago.
Felt a cold coming on but my bro invited me out for a steak dinner.
On the walk back to my car I felt some gas. Bro it wasn't gas. It wasn't gas at all.
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scorpion41
12/22/17 9:31:19 PM
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Coughed in bed with a stomach virus this week. We own new sheets.
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SapphireOfChaos
12/22/17 9:42:56 PM
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BT0iqDo
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AlternativeFAQS
12/22/17 9:44:07 PM
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my dad shit himself in the middle of the desert on the way to vegas
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Alucard188
12/22/17 9:44:44 PM
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Bad case of food poisoning ruined a pair of pants and underwear for me.
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synth_real
12/22/17 9:58:13 PM
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Once you get beyond your twenties, a shart becomes a very real possibility. I can never trust a suspicious feeling fart in public
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FF_Redux
12/22/17 10:03:19 PM
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The Eko
12/22/17 10:04:01 PM
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"will" lol
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ClockworkHare
12/22/17 10:13:46 PM
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Virtually all of us who make it to old age will crap ourselves at least once. It's like a rite of passage.

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CarlGrimes
12/22/17 10:16:43 PM
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It happened when I was in 1st grade and had a stomach bug. Luckily no one remembers but me.
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NES4EVER
12/22/17 10:18:36 PM
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I crapped in my boxers in Europe. I got food poisoning from some questionable meat and I ran to the toilet to puke. As I was puking, I started crapping and I couldn't decide which way to go.
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NeoShadowhen
12/22/17 10:19:52 PM
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None of these stories are going to be funny, TC. Well, maybe if you haven't been there yet.

Look. It's just important that you learn from the experience.

Never. Trust. A Fart.
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FF_Redux
12/22/17 10:23:20 PM
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Godammit why did CE give me so much shit oun intended when I pooped bit in my bed when I woke up with stomach bug
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