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Cheater87
12/22/17 7:15:58 AM
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One of my cousins is extremely beautiful!
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JimmyJumper6
12/22/17 5:54:51 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
I have a whole handful of hot cousins but I wouldn't fuck any of them, too weird.

What if one came on to you ?
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synth_real
12/22/17 9:07:09 PM
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I don't have a hot cousin at all.
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Returning_CEmen
12/22/17 9:10:13 PM
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I might nut to this Christmas card we just got in the mail today.
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pres_madagascar
12/22/17 9:22:41 PM
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JimmyJumper6 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
I have a whole handful of hot cousins but I wouldn't fuck any of them, too weird.

What if one came on to you ?

They already have. One of my cousins is in the same city as me and we hang out a lot. When she gets black out drunk she tries to fuck me a lot, I have to stop her. I've become a pro at deflecting her advances. She never remembers it and has no idea she does it, and would be completely mortified if she knew. It only took one time of her kissing me and trying to French me for me to be like....yeah no thank you. It's just weird.
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kislev
12/22/17 9:25:32 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
I have a whole handful of hot cousins but I wouldn't fuck any of them, too weird.

What if one came on to you ?

They already have. One of my cousins is in the same city as me and we hang out a lot. When she gets black out drunk she tries to fuck me a lot, I have to stop her. I've become a pro at deflecting her advances. She never remembers it and has no idea she does it, and would be completely mortified if she knew. It only took one time of her kissing me and trying to French me for me to be like....yeah no thank you. It's just weird.


Why not make her ur fwb? Or cwb in this case
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CarlGrimes
12/22/17 9:28:12 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
I have a whole handful of hot cousins but I wouldn't fuck any of them, too weird.

What if one came on to you ?

They already have. One of my cousins is in the same city as me and we hang out a lot. When she gets black out drunk she tries to fuck me a lot, I have to stop her. I've become a pro at deflecting her advances. She never remembers it and has no idea she does it, and would be completely mortified if she knew. It only took one time of her kissing me and trying to French me for me to be like....yeah no thank you. It's just weird.

Like I said, cousins are for practice.
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pres_madagascar
12/22/17 9:37:15 PM
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What part of she's black out drunk did you guys not hear? She wouldn't do that sober, and that's rape bro
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CarlGrimes
12/22/17 9:49:55 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
She wouldn't do that sober,

No, she wouldn't have the courage to try it sober. There is obviously some feelings there because beer alone will not make you want to have sex with your cousin.
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kislev
12/22/17 9:52:25 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
She wouldn't do that sober,

No, she wouldn't have the courage to try it sober. There is obviously some feelings there because beer alone will not make you want to have sex with your cousin.


Yes this exactly, i bet she rememebrs it all too but doesnt want to admit it
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NeoShadowhen
12/22/17 10:16:08 PM
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I was genuinely considering making a topic:
Hot Cousins: Christmas Edition!!!

But it seems like I was beat to the punch. I should have known. Anyway, this should probably get stickied until we get through the holidays.
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pres_madagascar
12/23/17 3:11:26 AM
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CarlGrimes posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
She wouldn't do that sober,

No, she wouldn't have the courage to try it sober. There is obviously some feelings there because beer alone will not make you want to have sex with your cousin.

When she's blackout drunk, she would sleep with just about anyone. Which is why she only gets black out drunk around people she trusts.
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NeoShadowhen
12/23/17 11:40:11 AM
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Hold fast today, boys! Don't let those eyes longer for too long!!

Your fellow CE men are with you!!!
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kislev
12/24/17 3:38:45 AM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
I was genuinely considering making a topic:
Hot Cousins: Christmas Edition!!!

But it seems like I was beat to the punch. I should have known. Anyway, this should probably get stickied until we get through the holidays.


Great minds think alike
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Scaramanga
12/24/17 3:45:17 AM
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Where da pics at?
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kislev
12/24/17 8:36:34 AM
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Scaramanga posted...
Where da pics at?


Ur free to post pics of ur hot cousin
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kislev
12/24/17 7:34:24 PM
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Bump
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kislev
12/25/17 7:49:46 PM
#68:


Can we sticky this thread
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JimmyJumper6
12/25/17 9:29:55 PM
#69:


Have you ever fucked your cousin before ts
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kislev
12/25/17 9:30:29 PM
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JimmyJumper6 posted...
Have you ever fucked your cousin before ts


Not yet sadly
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V-E-G-Y-
12/26/17 4:28:01 PM
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