Lurker > Johnny_Nutcase

I'm too lazy to stop being lazy so I just roll with it. I don't actually roll, I just kinda sliiiide.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

DavidWong posted...

Do you need to be within eyesight though? Like can we be in separate rooms? Or will you be watching me fap/have sex/take shits/shower?

He's gonna watch you with blank dead eyes while you're breaking in your wife on your honeymoon.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I used to like Warheads but hey pussified them greatly and they pack no punch anymore.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You can move on but Herpies sticks around forever.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You're in for a wild year my friend. I take the deal.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

apocalyptic_4 posted...

I do 4 days 10 hour shifts for 2 years now its great. I think I'd do 3 days 12 hour shifts to if it were a option.

Definitely.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Just 30 more seconds on that water and the gators would have had him for lunch.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

CharlesBronson posted...

CableZL posted...

It's a credit card, so there's not any actual money to take out.

lol you're delusional. If you don't pay the bill the credit card company will garnish your wages and place liens on your bank accounts until they get their money better put your money under the mattress lol

Quit fucking trolling. You're not even good at it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

KainWind posted...

Good luck!

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

heheh mmm hehe even the link has CoQ at the end of the link.... uhhh huhuhuhu.


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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Asherlee10 posted...

Obviously, CharlesBronson is a gimmicky-troll account.

*checks under her dress*

Yeah she's.... mostly clean.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

How did you NOT get that? Sound like gay men say the same shit. Just excuse yourself from the table and do a dolphin dive through the bathroom window to make a clean getaway.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

So what you're saying is you've only ever lived in big cities and only shit on small towns because you've never lived in one? Gotcha.

I've never LIVED in one, no

but I've passed through and stayed in, plenty
if you like having no AC and 3 channels on TV it's perfect

Now I know you're trolling or just plain stupid. Satellite TV is all over the US. Small, medium, or large cities.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

PoopPotato posted...

If he wants to drink Coors Light at the bar with his same two friends he's had since high school, how does that impact you in any way?

individually, you're right he doesn't impact me at all

now multiply him by about 1500000 and you've got a problem

Coors doesn't seem to have problem.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

So what you're saying is you've only ever lived in big cities and only shit on small towns because you've never lived in one? Gotcha.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I hope I am one. I know I don't like you. I have no respect for you as well.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Seattle: Expensive

Chicago: Expensive and dangerous

Seoul? Why?

Reno? Whore capital of the world. Makes sense for you probably.

Seoul? Again WHY?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

DyingPancake posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

DyingPancake posted...

I haven't been personally, but I honestly don't see how I would ever be bored in a place like that. I'm a pretty big outdoorsman and the hiking alone would last me years

In fact I really need to put Wyoming near the top of my hiking list. Maybe top 3 for upcoming big hiking trips?

1) Montana
2) Havasupai Falls
3) Wyoming

Oh yeah man Yellowstone alone is fucking amazing. It's huge, animals around every turn. Montana has amazing fishing too. I am really thinking about going back as soon as I can.

My best friend and I had a big trip to Montana planned for August, but some unexpected life situations happened and we had to cancel it. I've been bummed about it for a month

Gonna atleast try and salvage the situation some by hitting a huge waterfall state park in Georgia, but it won't come even close to comparing

That sucks. Yellowstone is perfect in August. It can get cold in the middle of the night but it's the best time all things considered.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

WTF is wrong with you people? How hard is it to help someone? Regardless of their job title. Yes, some may deserve to be left for dead, and I support that, but use your best judgment.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

DyingPancake posted...

I haven't been personally, but I honestly don't see how I would ever be bored in a place like that. I'm a pretty big outdoorsman and the hiking alone would last me years

In fact I really need to put Wyoming near the top of my hiking list. Maybe top 3 for upcoming big hiking trips?

1) Montana
2) Havasupai Falls
3) Wyoming

Oh yeah man Yellowstone alone is fucking amazing. It's huge, animals around every turn. Montana has amazing fishing too. I am really thinking about going back as soon as I can.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

CableZL posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Rocky Springs? Is that anywhere near Yellowstone. Because outside of Yellowstone and Jackson Hole, Wyoming pretty much sucks.

I'm about 4 hours away from Yellowstone.

Enjoy I-25. They have fences, but the Antelope can still spring in front of your car leaving one hell of a mess.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...

Why do you go every 1-2 months?

Because he is FILTHY! Ridden with FILTH.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

This should go without saying? What do you want from me?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

CableZL posted...

Kombucha posted...

sometimes i think about avoiding places that don't accept apple pay entirely because of this. it's pretty easy to obtain the info on your magnetic strip, i guess criminals install these at gas pumps and atms pretty frequently and they look really legitimate. i haven't even encountered a gas pump that takes the chip yet.

A gas station is what I'm suspecting as well. The only thing that stands out in memory at the moment is that I filled up my gas station at a different gas station than the few I normally go to a couple weeks ago.

I always look at the ATM or Gas pump before I work with them. The problem is people can hide shit inside the machines. Granted, the latter is always more rare but, it can still happen.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You couldn't possibly sound any less bitter than you do right now.

there's really nothing but disdain and pity for people stuck in flyover country

Small town USA is one of the biggest sources of prejudice and misinformation in the United States

Not SUBURBAN, mind you
Literally these remote towns with 3000 people, and all of them attend the high school football games

Well what else are they gonna do? Go to the fucking Rolling Stones Concert?

Small towns are definitely boring but they're just for people for like to live in silence. I get it. Just because you don't doesn't mean you have to be a complete piece of shit about it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

What kinda accident? Nurse got drunk and drank your semen sample?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Where do you live TC? I bet you could rip your shit hole town apart in three sentences or less.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You couldn't possibly sound any less bitter than you do right now.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Rocky Springs? Is that anywhere near Yellowstone. Because outside of Yellowstone and Jackson Hole, Wyoming pretty much sucks.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Self defense or what have you? I remember trying to take down an Emu, and thinking although it's a large bird, I could get the best of it. I was wrong, and their talons can and did slice me wide open blood ever where. Thank god it wasn't my nut sack, because that bastard could have shredded it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Well I got home at 6pm last night and I fell asleep. I always tell myself not to lie down because no matter what I fall asleep. Then I find my self here at 5:30am.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Yeah and if I fart I throw my back out now.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

EliteLevel posted...

What should you know?

The best routes out of there.

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

catboy0_0 posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

stevethewindow posted...

Is there?

No. He's drunk, keep walking.

I'm not

Well then maybe that's your problem!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

stevethewindow posted...

Is there?

No. He's drunk, keep walking.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Harpie posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Hug it out Harpie!

*hugs*

lol ily <33333

lolily
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

catboy0_0 posted...

no hugs for harpies

I'm about this close to switching sides and callin in The Doge on you. You need to be on my team here i'm helping her cope and I'm the only person who can protect you against the flea factory Doge.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Hug it out Harpie!

*hugs*
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

*opens arms*

Bring it in Harpsters!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

catboy0_0 posted...

I've been hurting lately too

Unless you fell on your neck trying to suck your own penis, no you haven't.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Wow I triggered some shit here. There's more unhappy people in this topic than HipHarpie.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You didn't 3 years ago and you didn't listen to me then even though I had the answer.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

UltraDeku posted...

Did anyone learn something?

Yeah you learn more with the damn thing on your dick.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Verdekal posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Verdekal posted...

Why do you listen to satanic music?

Synagogue of Satan, bro?

You're just trying to suck me off into your cult.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

How old are you? That shit is for pre schoolers. Get your fucking life in order. Also you shouldn't even be thinking about Jurassic WORLD. It's Jurassic PARK.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Verdekal posted...

Why do you listen to satanic music?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson