Lurker > Johnny_Nutcase

I never watched Family Ties, i'm guessing they're all not this good....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohXW9n1jfQI

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Oh shit Live is down? Makes sense it kept telling me to connect. Oh well, I won't be on it tonight anyway.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Yeah I got the arcade versions of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Simpsons, Final Fight, and a couple Double Dragons so those are always fun to play because I have a lot of quarters now.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Yeah there is a damn lag. I thought I just sucked but there's definitely an input delay.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I have an old PS controller and an old 360 controll. I think I have a few mew Xbox controllers but out of the bunch none of them are exactly great.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Dusting off the RetroPie today. Gf wanted to have a game night and I was going to take her my SNES, but then I realized fuck that nonsense. I have a a full blown console/arcade in something that fits in my pocket. Playing it right now since it's been so long.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Damn whenever I get warned i'm out for like a month.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I don't know if I knew it was him but obviously he said something and I must have gone off on him. I don't recall getting modded for it so I probably just toyed with him and pissed him off.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Oh yeah fucking christ I blocked that username the day I first ran into it.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Pretty sure I have him blocked or he has me blocked, what's his username now?

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I'd high five my gf if she licked her anus in front of me too.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ8s1sbNFSY

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Not gonna lie i'm looking forward to this. D2 has been my hands down all-time favorite game ever created. If they JUST redid the graphics and add some QoL fixes like they claim they did. I'm all in. I still play it to this very day because I still haven't found a few items playing solo and I won't stop until im dead or find them all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W41NvIgeKX0

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Do you guys have nicknames for your cats/dogs? I have 2 cats, Autum and August.... I was so fucking lazy about the names I just named the first one the month I got her in, and the other one I found in August as well so I just named her Autumn..... But I call Autum "Boots" and I call August "Augy or Boogies". I've never done that with dogs but honestly they all tend to answer to "hey shithead!" more than any other name.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Wow Mabus gettin more mods this year than me so far.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Oh well one night I got really loaded and she thought I stopped breathing so she tried to wake me up. I guess I started talking in my sleep and said "I'll SET YOU ON FIRE SIR" and she got upset. When I finally actually woke up I just saw her sitting in a chair in the dark upset.....I still to this day can't accept blame for that but I have to I guess.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Yeah and I could immediately walk into traffic.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

NOW it's a thing I can't get around. She always tells me she's going to set me on fire sir, but initially I woke up at 6am and it was still pretty dark and I could just tell she was pissed sitting in my office chair staring at the turned off TV.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I know it should be that way. She takes everything way too personally. Even her daughter tells her to calm down it was just a joke. I ACTUALLY got in trouble for talking in my sleep. I can't......

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I just realized if I were to ever make a joke like that with my gf I would be so dead. I feel like Jim is responsible for my turbulent relationship experiences. I'm so used to bad mouthing Jim, it carries over to real life and I don't get a smiley face or even a come back. Just a whole book of how we should see other people.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I got you all beat easily. I made a Yahoo! account when I was like 11 or 12 named "Cooldude_something...." I did the whole a/s/l thing and probably got a 13/f/tx who is now known as Jims father. Now I wanna throw up.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I'm not laughing.....



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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

MabusIncarnate posted...

Damn I didn't realize your account was 20 years old

I have a super old account that's probably gone by now that I registered in the early 2000s but I barely used it, maybe 200 posts over 5 years. I was an IGN guy for a long time.

What was your username? I wonder if we got into heated battles accounting for 13% of my annual moderations?

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I'd probably be god status by now if it wasn't for all those 11,024 moderations I have accumulated.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Yeah well i'm a sage so go get me a drink.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I think that would be the hardest thing for me about not drinking. All the stuff I like to do is just better while im drinking. Except sex. I do a lot better in bed when im not hammered. I figure i'll probably give it up when I get married. I tend not to drink so much around the gf and she's good at keeping me occupied, so I think that would be the best time to do it or at least only drinking occasionally.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

@MabusIncarnate been meaning to ask you, hows the sobriety going? I imagine it's getting easier by now once you get past the bad withdrawals right?

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Gonna have a few drinks.... I tried mixing Rum with Fresca tonight because it's like a citrus drink.... works ok. Also jumping back into Forza 7. I got a Plymouth Cuda as a muscle car now, and this thing will push 160 before I added any upgrades. I'm guessing some of these cars are gonna break the fucking sound barrier.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Questionmarktarius posted...

...did I just watch dinosaur porn?

Life has uh.... found a way.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Just had Mac n Cheese with Hatch Green Chile in it... @Harpie you should be aware of this.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

JimCarrysToe posted...

@Johnny_Nutcase incase you and your gf don't know how to make a baby cuz you've been peeing in her butt the whole time heres a how to and some parenting tips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSlQwV-cEUE

Wait you're not supposed to pee in the butt?

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Yeah I always said it was the prefect racing game to play drunk because wrecking is encouraged.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I wish I could go back to the two or three topics where I would constantly post "gettin drunk and playin wreckfest"

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Huh.... I drank about half a gallon of rum last night. I oddly don't feel all that hung over like I should. I'm gonna drink more later I believe.


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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I had Wreckfest for a long time but you and fucking Mabus never got it so I ended up uninstalling it!

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

See this is what I just can't wrap my head around. My gf lays into me real good like she should when I act like an asshole. I apologize, and this time I kinda really fucked up. She goes quiet for a day, and this morning my phone was on the floor because she kept calling me and texting to me that "she loves me and I am her her world" ..........

I feel like she always tries to pretend nothing happened the day before we have to go back to work together. Or am I just really that invincible with her? I'd hate to think that as much as any guy would theoretically love that idea.

Or she's just genuinely in love with me and she's really the person i'm going to spend the rest of my life with.

All scary. All confusing.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

MI4 REAL posted...

Btw holding calls in american football are the biggest horseshit calls ever.

I agree but sometimes it's really blatant and you gotta call it. You can't wrap your arm around a guys neck, take him to the fucking ground, and then throw your arms up in the air, actually making yourself look more guilty at the same time and think you're gonna get away with it.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Fun is what you make it to be.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

That doesn't even make sense. Why would you not get loaded on your week off?

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

My gf told me she needs to lie down after reading my texts. Says she doesn't want to the kids to see her crying.

In my defense I didn't do anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBbtoB9UPxI

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Everytime I blow my nose it's nothing but blood.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

JimCarrysToe posted...

Dude just knock her out with a frying pan and drag her to the jeweler to get her finger measured like a normal person.

Bring the pan with you incase she wakes up.

Fuck this makes sense to me.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

She does wear shit and says "ohhhh you wouldn't have to worry if you'd just ask me"


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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Is there a sly way of asking your gf's ring finger size?

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Jim has Crohns disease. She's always in reach of a toilet.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Yeah I flew Southwest from El Paso to Dallas once during a big storm. Pilots don't sugar coat shit I guess anymore. He came on saying shit like "Eghhh were about to pull back from the gate now put on your seat belts because this is going to be a bumpy ride" Take off was smooth as fuck but once you get into those clouds... it's over. Hour and a half of people going "OooooOHHHH!!!" and the plane shaking. It kinda felt weird walking into Dallas after we landed. Felt like I was on them stormy seas.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

MabusIncarnate posted...

This is why all planes should come equipped with a monkey and duct tape, just send that little bastard out there to patch things up, good to go.

The scariest part of any flight is you're literally rolling the dice on take off. No matter how good the pilot is, take off is where non issues like one bad engine can make you forget about your vacation real quick. I think any commercial pilot is trained to land a plane without any engines..... provided their on their way to landing.....

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Did you guys see that United flight engine that fucking fell apart over Denver today? Colorado was raining bits and pieces of metal for a while and one guy got the whole front casing of the right engine that nestled softly under his tree after it smashed down on his truck.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

First series was a hatchback series and I hate driving these things. I just never liked em. But I got a Hyundai Veloster and someone uploaded a Krusty Burger/Duff Beer wrap so i'm loving this car now.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I had spaghetti for dinner.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office