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BlazinBlue88 posted...

Have some respect. Don't talk about her body.

@harpie your body is a lazy piece of shit. Would it kill you to do all of three confessions?

I concur. I'd also like to point out she won't play Party because her body isn't ready for that either.

Shhhhhhhhotsss fired again.

Ya ever get a random asshole like me comin in and asking for just a plain old "Fuck You" sign? While we're on the subject what would one of those run a guy like me?

@CanuckCowboy Who was Megadeth with? They were here not that long ago with I think Volbeat. Doesn't make sense to me either but I didn't go anyway so fuck em.

Orrrrr another theory is she got a DUI and resisted arrest and is finally in solitary throwing poop all over the cell. They should really let her follow through with the topic though. It'll keep her poop hands busy.

a-c-a-b posted...

I'm pretty sure I know the clip you posted. But unfortunately, we Canadians are always getting fucked over.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/8/AAaYRLAAEbmm.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCC30Ppd3N4

How bout that one?

Beavis and Butt-Head turned me onto Prison Tattoos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kh_MluAjPM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4XFW7sZ9D0

Yeah it dawned on me pretty quick.... FUCK this cat is gonna be with me for at least 15-20 years. That right there is a commitment.

ACAB you don't have any pets right? I figured you'd probably like a cat or a dog. They're good company usually. Been a little over a week now and i'm ultimately glad I got my cat. He's a little BASTARD but he does it in short bursts. Otherwise, he's cool to have around.

In other news. Heres a song ACAB introduced to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_WzkwH1L9w

@CanuckCowboy

Used to have this one on Cassette

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnVDpKnz0WA

Questionmarktarius posted...

I just buy asstons of alcohol, and drink it at home.
If I'm fucked up somewhere else, arrangements were made ahead of time.

Exactly. I like to drink in my own home and if around people it's people I already know and occasionally someone new comes in and we either get along or we never drink together again.

Plus I like picking my own GODAMN music to listen to.

Yeah I had my fuck up even though I wasn't driving I shouldn't have let my friend. I remember when I got to the hospital I was like "Holy shit did we kill anyone?"

It was game changer enough that if I so much as sip a beer i'm done driving for the day. Just an across the board flat rule that I made and stuck with. Makes it hard to go to bars. Not that I like them, but it's rare when it happens.

Fuck yeah Roy Orbison is amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYQzIw0zat0

Fuckin idiot friend got a DUI in San Francisco. I was just talking to him the other night too. What a moron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCOfzx4cn3U

You ever wake up like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATCixZyo-PQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwF4aq-xQ0A

Movin onnnnnn.

IfGodCouldDie posted...

I disagree and the only reason I believe those sayings hold any water is because, if you start drinking with beer and move to hard liquor when you're drunk you're likely to pour yourself stronger drinks whether by accident or intentionally. But if you start with liquor, even if you're pouring stronger drinks when you switch to beer you're drinking less alchohol. Now if the alchohol content in your drinks remains fairly equal regardless of what you're drinking, yea it will be bullshit.

Yeahhh I mentioned that earlier. You quoted the wrong shit SIR.

I'm not fuckin with ya I want a Canadian Post sign. Just send me a faulty one where somethin in French is spelled all fucky. Nobody here will know but me.

That would be new to me... Either way it's all horse shit.

1-0 Kraken commmeee onnnn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rD-0tlGGPo

LET'S GO KRAKKKKKENNnnnnnnnnnn

I guess in a way it's true but again that's for shitheads. They slam beers all night then switch to shots not realizing the alcohol content just went through the roof on em and boom, room spinning and they turn into a puke sprinkler.

The only reason I drink liquor before beer is when it's a night where im finishing a bottle but I have beer still so i'll switch to those to keep the drunk level there.

ACAB you don't subscribe to the "liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer before liquor makes ya sicker" theory?

I personally think it's horseshit. I've had nothing but liquor in one night and wasn't in the clear the next day at all. I think smart ass shit heads think if something rhymes it's true.

Never heard of it but if that whole bottle can get ya some drunk crack that fucker open and lets get her goin.

I got a confession but i'm gonna do it through here and use a fake name to conceal my identity and yours:

Hi Amanda,

Doug here, I started drinking on the job today. Am I going to hell? And do they serve liquor drinks there? Are they free or can I get little free drink coupons like the airlines give out for doing terrible things while im still here? Also if you have any free drink coupons i'll trade you 3 stars for 1,000

Yours as always,

Rob aka Robert aka Rrrrrrrrrroooooberto.

I want a Canada Post sign... I'd hang that fucker right up on my wall and it would make people ask some serious questions.

Time for the weekend and some Kentucky Bourbon! Technically I got an hour left on the clock but fuck it no one else is working but me so what could go wrong eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czuc4q4axqU

3-1 KRAKEN!!! COME ON!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vabnZ9-ex7o

Yeah this is not my year to be quittin anything. It's getting better though. I hope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGlo9LzmOME

Hope it works out. I wish I never started this filthy shit but here I am. Maybe later this year i'll be in a less stress situation where I can maybe take a stab at it.

Ahhh you didn't realllllly quit you just went a notch down. Most people I know that trade down to Vapes go back to smoking.

I remember when I snapped my pelvis I couldn't do shit in El Paso because I was always literally stuck in a bed but the morphine took my mind off it.

The rehab place I went to after was a different story. Tried the gum and went through a pack in an hour only to find out it did nothing. My friend brought em to me and another old guy there had cartons of shitty cigarettes and we'd always go to breakfast before rehab at 7am. November at 7am i'm wheelin my ass outside to smoke didn't give a fuck. I even told the doctor "AY... consider it arm strength therapy i'm wheeling my ass outside to smoke SIT DOWN".

IfGodCouldDie posted...

I'm officially more than 24hrs without a cigarette

*pokes you with a stick*

How bad is it? I'd fuckin SNAP.

Medical staff in the central Colombian town of Honda were shocked to discover a potato growing inside a womans vagina.
According to Colombia Reports, the 22-year-old unidentified woman sought medical attention after experiencing abdominal pains. After medical staff discovered the potato, the woman explained her mother told her to insert it as a means of preventing pregnancy.
My mom told me that if I didnt want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her, the woman said.
After about two weeks of having the potato inside her body, the woman began to experience abdominal pains. The potato had germinated and grew roots inside the young woman.

@ankha ever see anything like that in the field?

I know that's what I was thinking of I just had to look up the name of the song.

Back to the old regulars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe9MV2mpVQQ

I'm gonna get Pus n Boots to make up a drawing. I'll buy one if you make it. I'm not payin Canadian though. I pay in Pesos Amigo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eczE9pAEHo4

Cool.

I'm pretty pissed off he wasn't time traveling that day. Ok not pissed, maybe just disappointed.

You need to make a Drinking Topic screenprint.

Got beer tonight for the hells of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N36iuVCfUDU

Stealing this from @dolomedes but when I played it my cat had this disgusted/confused look on his face like he couldn't figure out what the fuck they were trying to do.

https://youtu.be/XgIu2xcIJ6w

a-c-a-b posted...

Nice. That would be a nostalgia overload for me.

If you were to ask my high school self what the best bands ever were, Nofx, Pennywise and Less Than Jake would all be on the list.

Circle Jerks are great too but didn't get into them until a bit later on.

I think he's hinting that he wants you to go with him. Circle Jerks all included.

I hate you and all the crap you watch as entertainment.

Saw a topic about Nawlins and I figured I'd take a trip down memory lane and go back to ....2017? Supposedly all the Air Bnbs were good and ready I didn't set this shit up. Well I flew into New Orleans at 3pm... took a cab over to our first place....

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/5/AAHlKpAAEaUr.jpg

Looks like shit now on the outside. The inside is crazy lookin good. However this wasn't the the fuckin house me and my friend were supposed to stay at and our house just a few houses down but it wasn't gonna be ready until the next day and nobody told us that..... well his sister who was getting married and the reason for us flyin out here was staying there so I slept outside on a lawn chair and it was fucking amazing because I had a liquor store 20ft away from me:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/6/AAHlKpAAEaUs.jpg

Guy behind the counter was a complete prick on day 1 but we finally got along. He was from the middle east and didn't like black people and me coming from NM was like.... ok same shit different color.

One or two streets down me and my friend had our place and we proceeded to get drunk as fuck for a full week. Had a gulf wind blow my piss back into my pants one night because I underestimated the winds out there. Fortunately it pissed rained so nobody knew shit.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/8/AAHlKpAAEaUu.jpg

TA DA

@WaterLink Any of this look familiar?

In my experience. New Orleans is everything but what you're normally told to do. Bourbon St. is overrated. It's overpriced and smells like a combination of piss, shit, and puke. So go one street over one way or the other, there's bars everywhere. Walk Bourbon once to say you did but then say goodbye to all the police barricades and smells.

Was gonna hit up Cafe Du Monde on a Saturday morning but the line wrapped around the building and said fuck that.

For me it was all the other little spots around the French Quarters. There's a cool a Swamp Tour in La Place, LA that's not far and they have shuttles, WW II museum is top notch if you're into that shit.

Do they do inspections and shit in Canada? I got mine and and all the little fixes the seller paid for or I would threaten to back out unless they lowered the price if I had to do it myself. That's a hell of a price tag though so i'm sure it's nice.

"Sue who, sue me?" "SUE EVERYBODY!!"

@AirFresh You might like this one. I have no idea who this bitch is but she gotta be nuts.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8uhjsy

Former TNA star Rhaka Khans lawsuit filed against a dizzying number of parties including the FBI, the state of Texas and a ton of wrestling personalities and companies is reportedly clear to move forward.

According to the site the lawsuit was filed against dozens of parties that include wrestling legends, promoters, NBA legend Michael Jordan, various police departments, and at least one individual (Chris Benoit) who has been dead for 16 years. The lawsuit alleges that the defendants conspired to kidnap plaintiff and her children. The site notes that the 48-page lawsuit mostly consists of the list of defendents, some of whom are listed multiple times. The following individuals are among those on the defendant list:
The State of Texas, The El Paso Child Protective Services, the FBI, The Las Cruces, New Mexico Police Department, The NYPD, The National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, New York ACS, Omega Psi Phi Fraternity Inc., Shirley Police Department, Sigma Phi Epsilon, Suffolk County NY, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, The Miz and Maryse, Heath Miller, Nikki Bella, Chris Benoit, Mark Jindrak, Panda Energy (the now-defunct company that owned TNA), Home Depot, Florida Championship Wrestling (also now defunct), Steve Keirn, The NWA, Billy Corgan, Deep South Wrestling (defunct), Bank of America, Michael Jordan, several universities, Jim Cornette, Mick Foley, New York City area energy company Con Edison and more.

I mean what the fuck..... I was laughing at how El Paso and New Mexico Police are being sued. This bitch has probably never even been here.

Yeah cats think of it as the ultimate gift/trophy. "Look what I did!"

Oh I dunno who gives a shit. I'm on Mountain time so that was like an hour ago.

He's threatened worse. That's the point. We play Halo together and mods here get all rabble rabble rabble about it.

Oh yeah and he got modded for talking about periods or something and said he's never coming back. 3 months suspension for talkin about periods.

Smack
Today at 10:59 PM
Can we behead Johnny

Take a shot at him now mods. Heheheh Discord > Gamefucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu2pVPWGYMQ