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Johnny_Nutcase 07/19/18 8:42:43 AM #1:	Self defense or what have you? I remember trying to take down an Emu, and thinking although it's a large bird, I could get the best of it. I was wrong, and their talons can and did slice me wide open blood ever where. Thank god it wasn't my nut sack, because that bastard could have shredded it. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:905346093] in Have you e... [t:76821545]...</cite> <quote>Self defense or what have you? I remember trying to take down an Emu, and thinking although it's a large bird, I could get the best of it. I was wrong, and their talons can and did slice me wide open blood ever where. Thank god it wasn't my nut sack, because that bastard could have shredded it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus 07/19/18 10:30:53 AM #2:	Yeah, I once tried to beat up a horse, and he kicked me to death. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMvoLOMki0w <cite>HashtagTartarus posted [p:905350106] in Have you e... [t:76821545]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I once tried to beat up a horse, and he kicked me to death.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Russman 07/19/18 10:33:30 AM #4:	I dont think this comes up enough in my life to give you an honest answer --- Your name is Russman! Russ-man! <cite>Russman posted [p:905350216] in Have you e... [t:76821545]...</cite> <quote>I dont think this comes up enough in my life to give you an honest answer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 07/19/18 10:35:32 AM #5:	When I was like 10 years old I was playing with my uncle's bulldog, and it quickly got the best of me. Those things are solid muscle, nothing my puny prepubescent body could do once he decided to bulldoze me over. --- Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. <cite>lilORANG posted [p:905350316] in Have you e... [t:76821545]...</cite> <quote>When I was like 10 years old I was playing with my uncle's bulldog, and it quickly got the best of me. Those things are solid muscle, nothing my puny prepubescent body could do once he decided to bulldoze me over.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
neverwin 07/19/18 10:37:02 AM #6:	The only animal that came across as about to attack me was an Owl but I went back inside since I knew you don't fuck with an Owl. --- If you're so great then why do you corrupt those who are just as great? https://imgur.com/S0RN1 <cite>neverwin posted [p:905350373] in Have you e... [t:76821545]...</cite> <quote>The only animal that came across as about to attack me was an Owl but I went back inside since I knew you don't fuck with an Owl.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FursonaNonGrata 07/19/18 10:38:10 AM #7:	No but Ive stared into the lions eyes and got to the surprise <cite>FursonaNonGrata posted [p:905350426] in Have you e... [t:76821545]...</cite> <quote>No but Ive stared into the lions eyes and got to the surprise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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