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MabusIncarnate posted...

I considered it but I don't want it to infuriate me. Something about people taking pleasure in animal abuse brings out a dark side in me. I know it's based on true events and the fuck is in jail now for a long time but I dont wanna see any footage of the real events.

I'm the same way. My friend was telling me about it but yeah that would just make me angry the whole way through.

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I saw that on Netflix and I was like ehhhhhhhhhh I dunno. As long as it's not 3.5 hours I guess i'll check it out. I got a week of paid time off to kill.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I thought he was spider kinda guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiWZ3P_NmkE

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Any of you watch The Irishman? Watched that shit last night. Great movie but damn is it long.

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Yeah i'll be drinking tonight. so if we get there i'll make it.

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PatrickMahomes posted...

Man my sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked after the holidays too

It's brutal

Same here. I'll randomly wake up at like 4am and just stay up.

Fun side note. Two of my favorite posters closed their accounts. I'm still thinking they'll be back though.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I'm pissed off. Someone hit a cat. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH if I saw who did it I would have followed them down and dismantled their vehicle violently in front of them. What would they do? I'm already going to jail, bring it on.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP8UFEc_t_U

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MabusIncarnate posted...

I'm barely into it.. been trying for the new armor sets. Been grinding shrines for more hearts too.

Fuck it let's get wrecked.

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DAMNIT I don't like to get in the middle of two peoples relationships but i'm doing it now. Never looks good on me.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Fuckin lol

I'm blasted.. got the dlc for Zelda so I've been going hard on it tonight. Off work tomorrow drinking til the sun comes up then sleeping til noon.

Mmmmmhmm. Playin BL3 trying to do this raid bullshit with randoms with shitty match making. Random drops are pissing me off. Unfortunately it's damn near impossible to do solo.

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JimCarrysToe posted...

Make any new dolphin friends there?

Shit if there was a Dolphin anywhere near this area, I would go hang out with it.

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Yeah just over the bridge in El Paso is Juarez. There's like one main strip of bars right off the bridge. If you stray off that street you're almost guaranteed dead. It's bad enough that even the University in El Paso has bullet holes in it.

I haven't been down there in a long time so maybe it's better but I highly doubt it. But you have one of Americas safest cities just across from one of the most dangerous cities in the world.

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I dunno about Willy there but I have been to Mexico. Getting drunk down there is dirt cheap.

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I'd really love to see the Titans beat the Pats tonight.

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Gettin real drunk tonight. We need to set this election shit up so @WalterCanuksCat can mop the floor with @The_Doge

I feel like I'm not going to make that topic since I have a lot of enemies here and I don't want it to fuck Walter over. I vote @JimCarrysToe set up the election topic if Walter is ready to roll.

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Just got home

*falls through table*

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Jim is also in my timezone. I'm gonna go with her happy new year post there.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I got less than an hour. You'll be ok.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Jim gives me explosive diarrheah too.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

@The_Doge

What say you now?

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Ohhh yeah it's Walter.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

@CanuckCowboy . Can you confirm Walter into the new year?

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CruelBuffalo posted...

lmao Andy Cohen just called 50 Cent Shaq

And Shaq was none too impressed lemme tell ya.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vorEG9TMLxU

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I remember one time in hs I was after this chick from another school. She brought her boyfriend to my friends house and there was a bunch of us and we played football in a field. On the side was Pecan trees. This dude didn't even play sports but he lifted weights. I was in wrestling but wasn't as built as he was.

I made it work out that he was on the opposite team. They used him as a running back/wide receiver type shit. One play he went out for a pass and I admit he burned me but it lit a huge fire under my ass.

The next play they handed the ball off to him. I wasn't even covering him. We only had so many people so I kinda played a safety position. The second I saw the ball get handed off to him, I took off like a rocket and knocked him into a pecan tree.

I hit him so hard into the tree it shook almost all of the pecans off the tree and then he quit playing.

In the end, I didn't get the girl. But I did get my shot at that piece of shit and I made it count.


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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Yeah don't be fooled by the muscle bound fuck heads. They spend most of their time hitting weights not people. They just do the whole intimidation thing as a ploy. Punch him square in the nose and he'll start tearing up and that's your opening to bring down the mayhem.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Yeah this year I decided to stay home sort of. I might got to a party later but its in walking distance. My friends are cool but some of their friends aren't. And there's a possibility I run into people that know me that I really don't want to deal with

I've also gotten into a big pattern of people that know me and I have no fucking idea who they are, so I gotta pretend "Heyyyyyyyyyyyy mannnnnnn I haven't seen you in a while"

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Have a safe new years guys! I spent the last day of this year shooting the shit at targets out in the desert. Now to get hammered drunk and puke in a new year.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Borderlands 3.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

You can tell the shoe was fake.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Sounds like BotW is the game to get.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

ya know I asked you that and immediately fell asleep.

No, I don't know where to get soggy breadsticks,

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Why you goin to bed so early?

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Why not?

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squee posted...

i'm not alan either

you need to start remembering who you've harassed in the past johnny

Well i've insulted a lot of people. That's a pretty long list.

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squee posted...

that's what you told me before
maybe you drunkpost too much

Ah you're probably that guy that got ejected from the drinking topic because he kept posting non stop.

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squee posted...

johnny's manner of 'breaking in people new to ce' is to 'joke' with them like that or he was probably drunk

What the hell are you talking about and who the hell are you? Why are you on my case right now?

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HylianFox posted...

all I can say is everyone ITT needs to get laid

awww yeah

You tryin to sell condoms here?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-jQjtXscf4

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NES4EVER posted...

I'll cheers to that!

Well come drink with us in the one topic where shit like this shouldn't be happening.

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Who said I have a reddit account?

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NES4EVER posted...

If you and I are talking about the same topics, ill have you know I didn't even mark, let alone moderate those messages. My reaction to your insults was amusement. I wouldn't feel comfortable handling marks about myself.

Hell, I still hold no ill will towards you. I'm always happy to have a conversation with you if you're willing to extend the same courtesy of civility.

I don't have any problems with you either. You're just following the rules which are up for interpretation.

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Conflict posted...

He got modded for that too, didn't he?

Calling someone a name vs threatening to stab someone I guess is the same here yeah.

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Conflict posted...

You got nutcase_johnny banned when you were trolling on it

I don't really see the point in lying about that broski

I wasn't on that account that night. At all. They just did it to stop me from coming back.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Worst i've ever done was sling some insults. I've had a death threat by the boyfriend of the user you're accusing me of harassing though. But that's ok.

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squee posted...

no you but you lost your shit by harassing someone on here getting told to stop it then continuing it and losing your shit some more
we can pretend you weren't banned for harassment tho

YOU can pretend I was banned, I was never banned. I had an alt they just decided they didn't want me showing back up on which I wasn't even posting on.

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squee posted...

lmfao
how do you know this

Well one of them did. I've been modded a lot. Who cares? i'm sure one of them has come across his table. Point is, I wasn't losing my shit over it. They're always going overboard with it but, I always bounce back.

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