Lurker > Johnny_Nutcase

I'd just like to say.... POOP.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Alright burn this one down. 73 is up

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

This needs to be in the OP for the next topic



Actually i'm gonna redo it for fit in more closely with 73

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Who are you seeing and who's making the next topic?

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Well it's no Diablo but seems fun so far. Starting to piss me off I can't beat this first boss though yet.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Alright gotta say im quickly getting addicted to Hades. I like the idea that you play until you die and get stronger every time you do die.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Rainy day. Supposed to be this way all weekend. Perfect drinking weather. Also downloading Hades due to the hype CERTAIN users have been givin it.

Also those pictures of Walter are amazing, i'm gonna get loaded later and come up with some memes of my own for em.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

I'm with you Mabus. I start games briefly and then just drop them. I'll probably give up on Borderlands 2 soon enough. Only playing it because I never had a fully leveled Mechromancer.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Got hit by 7 buses but im here! Replaying Borderlands 2 for the hell of it.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Let me be clear if she was just my girlfriend, things would go differently. Over a year ago she mentioned how she could marry me. I didn't buy into that so we waited. Here we are engaged and since literally the next day, she's almost avoided me completely. If it wasn't for working with her, we'd never talk. She doesn't call, she doesn't text. I know she has a big family and had some shit happen this year, but if she wants to marry me you'd think she'd put at least 1% of effort into it.

When we're together we're great, she's the best person to be around. I have no idea what happened. We bicker and fight a little here and there and I can be a dick sometimes, but you'd think if it was that bad we'd just call it off. She simply won't acknowledge me outside of work. And when she comes into work and see's me it's all "Heyyyy baby!". Doesn't feel right.

Last text I got from her was July 29th and that was her bitching at me wondering why i'm so upset with her. Before that the last text message was from July 4th.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMVjToYOjbM

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

wbloechel posted...

That's a dangerous slope Johnny, and nothing good can come of it. I recommend not spying and just ask if there is something going on, but I mean...I've been that that situation before and I always let curiosity get the better of me and snoop. It was never good either! But that that point its over anyways with all the lies and cheating and spying, it's best just to face it head on and make a decision without the spy games. But hey, like I said, I've been in your shoes and I spied so who am I to say any thing. *shrug*

I'm going to start by walking over and saying hi when she has it up. I'll be able to see at least the first few words and the TIME. If it looks ok i'll back off. I have had to this once before in a relationship and it killed me to do it, but I was 100% right and then some....

Metallic Slug13 posted...

Johnny I don't think I've seen you post a single positive thing about your fiancee in these topics

I wouldn't talk about her so much if I didn't care.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Think I might have caught the Fiancee up to no good. It's been a super dead week at work so she hasn't been working. We have a chat system we use to communicate with each other throughout the whole company. I noticed my Fiancee was last online at 2am today and i'm like... the fuck why? She hasn't worked all week and no one works at 2am anyway. I noticed one other person in the company was last seen online at the exact same time. Once she logs into it tomorrow I can remote into her computer and see if there was messages sent or if it was just a craaaazy coincidence. She never locks her computer and I can see when she walks away and usually i'll know for how long. I know exactly whos messages to look for and it should be right at the top so it shouldn't even take more than a minute.

I really hope it's nothing but the way the past few months have gone, I can't not check.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Walter has it all figured out.

I got outta work early today and stopped and got beer. This lady calls me over to her run down van and asked if I could help her and her daughter and I was like "Ahhh nah I don't have any money on me" Then I got back to my car and realized.... that van was a piece of shit and she's fanning herself off with a piece of paper so she doesn't have any AC. I grabbed a handful of change from my center console and gave it to her. Hopefully she'll at least get some chips or something for her and her daughter and maybe something cold to drink, but who knows. I tried.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah I was gonna say, no way in hell i'm swimming in the ocean at night at any kind of depth where I can't feel the bottom. I'm unnerved enough as it is to swim in the ocean during the day. I went whale watching once and when you see how giant those things are in person, you second think swimming where something can swallow you, even on accident.

Yeah fuck the ocean at any time of day for me. It's like a straight up phobia. I have no control in the ocean. Those damn sharks and shit can out swim the fuck out of people.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Yeah i've never watched any anime before. No real interest in it.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

If you can stop yourself after drinking one i'm highly impressed. No bullshit, I'd never be able to do that.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Is the Swearnet app on Xbox or Roku? I tried both but came up with nothin. Did they get cocked into a deal with Netflix that they can't put their other shit out in a seperate app on popular devices?

I've had to watch it on my laptop and just cast it to the TV which ok but if I want to watch it somewhere else it's a mother fucker.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

My philosophy is if you're gonna ruin your life it better taste good.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Who's the case for? You bought it? If you did you're gonna drink it. Or your gonna give it to the racoons and then you're gonna wish you were loaded when they start violently eating at your flesh around 2:47am.

I fucking love Jim Laheys liquor stories so i'm gonna post a bunch here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlxTDXwNYSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm8WbUG6P7g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfbLnndYsTg

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Well if you got enough of em they probably will reheat your ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7owiePReWs

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

I'm jealous of it. I had a Leinenkugel with 4.2% earlier and you got a godamn Bud Light Strawberry Seltzer with 5.

Now I got the Heineken goin. Love the skunky odor of it. Beautiful.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

You will. You already have it in your hand.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Ah you already had it ready. Well today is chalked up to one big fuck up on multiple parties, myself included. I'll drink to that, but let's just recognize we fucked her bud.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Yeah just started fucking with Lumines. Not liking it at all honestly. I'm gonna go back to Katamari. It is oddly fun.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Smackems posted...

Think I'll just fall off the wagon tonight

I wrapped mine around a tree.

Don't do it though.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

"We can believe in you for 7min earth time" Yeah? Tell that to my fiancee asshole. This game is so fucked.

I also got Lumines but I haven't started it yet.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Oh yeah man I watch Youtube at work too. Not even during lunch, just whenever I feel like it. Tell that bitch to shove it up her ass and go back to work.

I woke up at 1:30pm today. I probably shouldn't have drank until 6am but I did. When I woke up I knew I fucked up and immediately popped open the laptop. My boss is like "Hey man you comin in?". Fortunately it's a very light day and I kick myself when I do that but oh well. When I went out to get more beer to deal with this hangover I got a sausage egg and cheese burrito that i'm gonna have for dinner. That's the fix for everything.

On Saturday I was technically an hour late but it wasn't even my fault. My godamn network admin was dicking around on my laptop last week and hardcoded my computer to an IP address in the building so I couldn't connect to my network. I'm the victim here damnit!

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

I'm surprised they let you. I don't let anyone connect their dirty ass phones to out network. We have a guest wifi so there's that but the main network is off limits.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

MabusIncarnate posted...

Katamari is weird but it's a good time when you get the hang of it

In the words of Sam Losco "This is fucked up"


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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Do you connect your phone to the network at work? If not don't worry about it.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Only if they're looking and you're on their network. Honestly I never look into anybody's shit unless a virus or malware pops up. People think I do, but I don't have the time or the care to bother with it.

Also just started Katamari. I feel like I'm on shrooms already. In fact, the opening cinematic plasters a buncha shrooms on the screen too.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Don't bullshit us bunny man. You got 7 tabs of porn open don't deny it. Also send links.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Downloading that Katamari Damacy REROLL game on gamepass. I know nothing about this game other than you basically roll over a buncha shit. Looked like it could be fun who knows.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Whoa I overslept today by let's say a lot. Workin from home now. Whoops!

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Walter puts me in a good mood. Him an Otis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdBsLo6P9-U

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

This asshole head of the company said I can take direction but since i'm about to basically control the company, I think it's finally time to show them how much control I really have. I'm gonna go into work at 2pm.

Not even joking. I'll wake up and clock in but I know damn well i'm ever only needed in the building into the afternoon

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

I think he couldn't get it for some reason. I think an allergy, so they kept him out. I could be wrong but thats what I thought it was.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Da DUN DUN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqUa_G1h3pw

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Then there's this asshole who's gonna tell you how to feel about the news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tPK5HpfjkA

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Not proud of this. THIS is why we appreciate our booze.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNcsTRQNZLE

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Bubbles has it right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzYo7fcPlRQ

Burn me up and show me into some weird bacardi bat symbol.


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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

It's so hard to find good topics to fuck around in anymore. CE has gone total mindless. I think even if you post in topics to poke fun at them they don't even get it......

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Played it YEARS ago. Surprisingly fun. You guys were talking about NES, SNES, and Genesis earlier and I couldn't help thinking of all the Mortal Kombats I played across the SNES and Genesis. Sega fucked up the worst in my opinion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=litzOf8YH8E

Arcade version wrecked both consoles shit up though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkVZs3lVQ3g

Best Mortal Kombat fatality... also one of my least used characters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxfhTKP3lz4

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

I'm in if they are.

I'm 0-3 today on games. Played Skyrim earlier to finally collect these 24 little gems. Followed a Youtube guide and came up with 23/24. FUCKED. Tried farming simulator again.... Not happening. The Show.... doesn't even have my teams stadium that I was trying to play for.


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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

I did once but it was a lot of randomness.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Ohhhh horseshit. They don't even have the El Paso Chihuahuas Stadium in this game. Fuck this, going to download the newer Madden tonight. I'm always good at that. Bo Bandy is about to be an all star RB.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

My batting AVG is dropping as my blood alcohol goes up

They need breathalyzers in the next console. Then they can have coaches in sports games go "ahhh jeez he really wasn't in any shape to take the field today, Bob. He swung on everything, he even swung at me during the commercial break."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEEroKKsVHk

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Make that 21 HRs for Bo Bandy...

His big 1.21 jigagut cartwheeled over home plate and fell on his ass.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey