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TopicDoes anyone here work 2 jobs?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 9:41:14 AM
#4
No I went to school so I can have ONE good job.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topicirl lil Mac
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 9:39:31 AM
#8

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicMy account turned 14 yesterday, I turned 29 last month
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 9:34:43 AM
#4
You got laid at least didn't you?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicRate the food Mac n Cheese
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 9:22:07 AM
#7
Harpie posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'd send @Harpie out to get buckets of it. Then I would do the honors of cookin it. Then I would dump it all over her naked body, not realizing I should have let it cool down first. I'm only human so I say i'll still lick it off of her but noooooooooooo everything has to be about her. ALWAYS my fault.

Its okay. I live by the mac and cheese, I die bye the mac and cheese


You know you found the one and only when you can dump a barrel of scolding hot mac n cheese on her, causing 3rd degree burns, and she brushes it off like a champ.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicMan F*** the batteries to my TV Remote are almost dead.
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 9:14:47 AM
#2
You have a smoke alarm?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWould you ever fuck a fat girl?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 9:08:56 AM
#21
NameMeWhatever posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Veggeta X posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Irony posted...
Yeah, already did your mom


my mom isn't fat

smh

Don't worry I marked him.


ok ty=)


You people make this place a shit hole. "I'M TELLLLLLIN!!"


Maybe everyone should follow the rules like civilized human beings instead of being rebelous teenagers.


So you're ok with berating fat chicks like TC did? It's in the topic title. You tell me what a civilized human being should post and we'll go from there.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWould you ever fuck a fat girl?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 9:02:56 AM
#17
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Veggeta X posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Irony posted...
Yeah, already did your mom


my mom isn't fat

smh

Don't worry I marked him.


ok ty=)


You people make this place a shit hole. "I'M TELLLLLLIN!!"
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicRate the food Mac n Cheese
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 8:52:28 AM
#4
I'd send @Harpie out to get buckets of it. Then I would do the honors of cookin it. Then I would dump it all over her naked body, not realizing I should have let it cool down first. I'm only human so I say i'll still lick it off of her but noooooooooooo everything has to be about her. ALWAYS my fault.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWould you ever fuck a fat girl?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 8:44:50 AM
#3
Only if she's skinny they say!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicAnyone start drinking yet?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 8:41:01 AM
#8
ReedRothchiId posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
ReedRothchiId posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Again?

im still your friend lol


OHhh yeah you owe me money!

Not till i get famous lol


I don't forget SHIT!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicAnyone start drinking yet?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 8:38:47 AM
#6
ReedRothchiId posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Again?

im still your friend lol


OHhh yeah you owe me money!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicAnyone start drinking yet?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 8:38:01 AM
#4
Forgettable posted...
Haven't stopped since Christmas.


Good man! Pour him another Christmas Tree.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicAnyone start drinking yet?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 8:34:12 AM
#2
Again?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhy is there so much personal crap on CE?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 8:29:41 AM
#6
DevsBro posted...
Thanks for sharing your personal feelings


It's like he can't let go of personal issues going on around CE.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI honestly hope you all have a terrible day today CE
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 8:28:04 AM
#13
Veggeta X posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Trying to understand how you get away with this topic.... I get busted almost daily for less.

You have haters so they mod you. TC don't have any haters so no one mods him.


Makes me sick.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicThe most awkward thing about having fuckbuddies
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 7:33:25 AM
#2
What's the problem?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI honestly hope you all have a terrible day today CE
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 7:32:10 AM
#8
Trying to understand how you get away with this topic.... I get busted almost daily for less.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 7:20:33 AM
#56
ArchiePeck posted...
Serious question, does catboy have learning difficulties or something?


I'd love to field this question but I have a disgusting moderation history and I will forward this to another qualified user who is better equipped to handled this inquiry.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 7:15:23 AM
#54
Akagami_Shanks posted...
pinky0926 posted...
What in the everloving fuck happened in this topic

catboy went on a rant about how his sister bullies him or something and he was doing nothing about it, then death threatened some user because his sister took a video of his meltdown and for some reason that equates to a death threat so he lashed out. So after some more venting posts JOhnny finally decided to step out and then cat boy lost his shit again


I posted a a reaction to some trump video. Catboy came in and got on my case about a picture on my profile. He lost his shit right then and there. I think it was from an earlier encounter we may or may not have had I can't remember, but his name rings a bell. However, he immediately attacked me and threatened to kill me because I may or may not have three testicles. I continuously tried to maintain my composure, it wasn't working. Catboy broke down and has problems at home. I still tried to be nice to him and assist, but felt he was baiting me into saying things to get me modded so I eased up and he's lost it at this point.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 7:00:12 AM
#52
pinky0926 posted...
What in the everloving fuck happened in this topic


Isn't that shit great? Topic got derailed big time.

@_Lyonidias

You weren't involved but i'm pouring you a drink for it anyway. WERE BUDDIES TODAY!

*Twirls you around the room*

YEAHHHHH 2019!!!!!!!!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:52:59 AM
#48
Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
It's examples like this that make me concerned about catboy's well-being


On the flip side, I didn't lose my shit on this guy. One improves, another falls deeper.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:48:06 AM
#46
catboy0_0 posted...
I have trust issues for a reason thanks for validating my fears


DId you think I was gonna fix you with a few posts? I think you're baiting me into getting pissed off.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIt's pretty tough to drink without smoking.
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:46:43 AM
#44
ReedRothchiId posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
ReedRothchiId posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't want points. I want money.

Ok. What's your favorite movie?


Can't answer that man I have a lot of favorites.

At least gimme an actor...

tom hardy


How bout this. Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber. I forgot what the hell we were doing here.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:44:40 AM
#44
catboy0_0 posted...
well thanks for playing me. lesson learned


Think you got that backwards.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:42:21 AM
#42
catboy0_0 posted...
uhh ok


I don't have anything nice to say about you, your mom, or your sister. So i'll just have to leave it at that.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:39:51 AM
#40
Can't really post without getting modded anymore. Good luck!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIt's pretty tough to drink without smoking.
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:35:27 AM
#41
ReedRothchiId posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't want points. I want money.

Ok. What's your favorite movie?


Can't answer that man I have a lot of favorites.

At least gimme an actor...
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:34:05 AM
#33
So you're just gonna let this bitch bully you around?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:31:17 AM
#29
Aren't you a man? How do you do this to yourself?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIt's pretty tough to drink without smoking.
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:30:15 AM
#39
I don't want points. I want money.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:28:15 AM
#26
Are you fucking with me right now? Slap the phone out of your sisters hand and stomp it. What the fuck is wrong with you for putting up with that shit?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:23:21 AM
#23
catboy0_0 posted...
well I was having a bad night


Why? What happened?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:20:55 AM
#21
catboy0_0 posted...
what? how though. do you need to see what I look like to feel more comfortable


You just attacked me from no where. I can't quite figure out why though Some people around here have a reasonable reason to do such a thing. But you? I don't know about you.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:15:48 AM
#17
catboy0_0 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
so does this mean I can break the law without consequences?!?!


Please film it to prove you did it.

don't be creepy


This coming from the guy who threatened to kill me because he didn't like my avatar.

did I do that? sorry!


Ahhhhhhh it's alright. But I'll always hold it against you.

well, tbf I'm harmless. I would never hurt anyone, and I couldn't anyway tbh


Why? See this is the kinda shit that freaks me out about you. I think you could quite potentially be dangerous.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIt's pretty tough to drink without smoking.
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:14:15 AM
#37
ReedRothchiId posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
ReedRothchiId posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
ReedRothchiId posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Well you better better not use my fucking username in any of your shit. I'll know it's you and i'll sue.... at least once you get rich and famous.

But hey, i'm rooting for you to be successful so I can drain your bank account.


lol, If I end up using your username I will happily pay you 5 percent royalties


75 and I get to sleep with the women you don't want.


7.5 and you have a deal


75 and you keep the filthy women.


sure thing nutcase


Get your fucking ass out there and get on dancing with the stars or something NOW. Were legally binded for me to make money off of you.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:12:32 AM
#14
catboy0_0 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
so does this mean I can break the law without consequences?!?!


Please film it to prove you did it.

don't be creepy


This coming from the guy who threatened to kill me because he didn't like my avatar.

did I do that? sorry!


Ahhhhhhh it's alright. But I'll always hold it against you.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:11:10 AM
#11
catboy0_0 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
so does this mean I can break the law without consequences?!?!


Please film it to prove you did it.

don't be creepy


This coming from the guy who threatened to kill me because he didn't like my avatar.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIs your day going well
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:08:53 AM
#4
PerseusRad posted...
Its not really started yet. I havent tested how my neck is doing, but Im not confident.


*Gives you a good shake*

Still there.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIs your day going well
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:07:13 AM
#2
Isn't it!?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:06:50 AM
#6
catboy0_0 posted...
so does this mean I can break the law without consequences?!?!


Please film it to prove you did it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicRate this Swedish Christmas song
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:05:58 AM
#2
Let's hear it for Italiano!


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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhen does the time zone topics start popping up?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:03:28 AM
#3
January 2nd is such a horrific day. Nothing happens because everyone is sick.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhat do you think the purpose of dreams are?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 6:00:35 AM
#9
catboy0_0 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
MegaCamerupt posted...
afaik your brain is just cleaning out the garbage and the resulting activity is interpreted and shown to you as dreams

that's the "official" explanation but it's not true


BULLSHIT. Everything he said made sense because I have had random dreams like that all the time.

I'm sure that makes people comfortable, but life is crazier than fiction


Dreams are crazier than life. That's why they're dreams.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSo how's that shutdown going guys
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 5:59:45 AM
#2
I got into a couple national parks for free so far. So no complaints here.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhat do you think the purpose of dreams are?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 5:58:31 AM
#7
catboy0_0 posted...
MegaCamerupt posted...
afaik your brain is just cleaning out the garbage and the resulting activity is interpreted and shown to you as dreams

that's the "official" explanation but it's not true


BULLSHIT. Everything he said made sense because I have had random dreams like that all the time.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIt's pretty tough to drink without smoking.
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 5:56:01 AM
#35
ReedRothchiId posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
ReedRothchiId posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Well you better better not use my fucking username in any of your shit. I'll know it's you and i'll sue.... at least once you get rich and famous.

But hey, i'm rooting for you to be successful so I can drain your bank account.


lol, If I end up using your username I will happily pay you 5 percent royalties


75 and I get to sleep with the women you don't want.


7.5 and you have a deal


75 and you keep the filthy women.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIt's pretty tough to drink without smoking.
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 5:53:00 AM
#33
ReedRothchiId posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Well you better better not use my fucking username in any of your shit. I'll know it's you and i'll sue.... at least once you get rich and famous.

But hey, i'm rooting for you to be successful so I can drain your bank account.


lol, If I end up using your username I will happily pay you 5 percent royalties


75 and I get to sleep with the women you don't want.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhat do you think the purpose of dreams are?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 5:52:10 AM
#2
No real mystery. Random shit comes into your head while you're sleeping. Ever wonder why everything you dream is something you have heard about or know about? It's just a buncha shit thrown together.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIt's pretty tough to drink without smoking.
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 5:50:01 AM
#31
Well you better better not use my fucking username in any of your shit. I'll know it's you and i'll sue.... at least once you get rich and famous.

But hey, i'm rooting for you to be successful so I can drain your bank account.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIt's pretty tough to drink without smoking.
Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/18 5:46:45 AM
#28
No man I know plenty of people in shit hole California doing this stuff so I thought maybe you did something of note.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
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