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Coffeebeanz
07/19/18 9:45:16 AM
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I asked a resident I've known for a few years out for lunch today and his response was something to the effect of "I don't want to ruin our friendship". Is this the "friend zone" I've heard people mention from time to time?

Admittedly, I also said I haven't "gotten any action in a while" which was probably way too forward.

FML.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/19/18 9:46:25 AM
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That's the most direct friendzone response ever
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Coffeebeanz
07/19/18 9:47:58 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
That's the most direct friendzone response ever


FFS this dude sleeps around like Hugh Heffner. It's not like I'm asking for a wedding ring.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/19/18 9:48:18 AM
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Is this the "friend zone" I've heard people mention from time to time?


Possibly and probably.

Coffeebeanz posted...
Admittedly, I also said I haven't "gotten any action in a while" which was probably way too forward.


IF a guy finds you attractive then it PROBABLY isn't too forward. If he doesn't then it doesn't change anything.
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MegaTech
07/19/18 9:48:39 AM
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Damn coffee, scared the boy
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/19/18 9:50:12 AM
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How did you NOT get that? Sound like gay men say the same shit. Just excuse yourself from the table and do a dolphin dive through the bathroom window to make a clean getaway.
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tremain07
07/19/18 9:50:35 AM
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You came on too strong and scared him enough to run away like a safari zone pokemon.
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Coffeebeanz
07/19/18 9:51:27 AM
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tremain07 posted...
You came on too strong and scared him enough to run away like a safari zone pokemon.


Throw rocks every time
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/19/18 9:52:42 AM
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it's gonna be awkward as fuck when you're around each other now
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BignutzisBack
07/19/18 10:06:53 AM
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LockeMonster
07/19/18 10:11:03 AM
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You should have shown him your awesome Note 8. He would have been begging for that P in no time.
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boxington
07/19/18 10:11:30 AM
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Coffeebeanz:

25fl4Ki

co-worker:

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Vegy
07/19/18 10:19:13 AM
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BignutzisBack
07/19/18 10:53:05 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Admittedly, I also said I haven't "gotten any action in a while" which was probably way too forward.


In all seriousness this is what did it, you already have to tiptoe around not shitting where you eat so you probably spooked him.
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Thunder_Armor
07/19/18 10:57:55 AM
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Yes that is the mythical friendzone. If you guys are actually friends then you'll move past the awkward phase eventually, if not you took your shot so whatever.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/19/18 11:13:43 AM
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Sounds like you scared him off

Now it's going to be weird between the two of you should you have to communicate.
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Coffeebeanz
07/19/18 11:21:21 AM
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Where's all this limitless Chad dick I keep hearing about
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KamenRiderBlade
07/19/18 11:23:14 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Where's all this limitless Chad dick I keep hearing about
Do you want to screwed by the equivalent of a Male Bimbo?
Guys looking like they walked out of a "Chip n Dales" catalog?
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kingdrake2
07/19/18 11:24:41 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Where's all this limitless Chad dick I keep hearing about


we're all doomed.
my damn image wouldn't load :(.
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Darkman124
07/19/18 11:25:58 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Where's all this limitless Chad dick I keep hearing about


this is almost sig worthy

also sorry for your loss
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Coffeebeanz
07/19/18 11:28:04 AM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Where's all this limitless Chad dick I keep hearing about
Do you want to screwed by the equivalent of a Male Bimbo?
Guys looking like they walked out of a "Chip n Dales" catalog?


I really don't care as long as the guy has good hygiene
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MegaTech
07/19/18 11:37:50 AM
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Make a tinder
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Dyinglegacy
07/19/18 11:40:01 AM
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Have you tried a dating app, such as tinder? I hear that women can have major success. Also, you're a doctor. Flash that cash around and show some skin, men will be salivating.

Most of us men are pretty simple creatures. We see titty and ass, we want titty and ass.
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Coffeebeanz
07/19/18 11:41:05 AM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Have you tried a dating app, such as tinder? I hear that women can have major success. Also, you're a doctor. Flash that cash around and show some skin, men will be salivating.

Most of us men are pretty simple creatures. We see titty and ass, we want titty and ass.


Problem is that's a pretty good way to go from "wow that's sexy" to "holy crap I know that doctor, I better let her patients know"
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Dyinglegacy
07/19/18 11:45:36 AM
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Maybe tap into that doctor side and cure one of these CEmen of their incelism.

Actually, don't do that. Probably a bad idea lol
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Darkman124
07/19/18 11:46:01 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Problem is that's a pretty good way to go from "wow that's sexy" to "holy crap I know that doctor, I better let her patients know"


you can prob get messages on tinder without showing your face
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KamenRiderBlade
07/19/18 11:46:22 AM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Maybe tap into that doctor side and cure one of these CEmen of their incelism.

Actually, don't do that. Probably a bad idea lol
Most of the CEmen would end up following her around like a Love Sick puppy.
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Aye
07/19/18 11:47:36 AM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Maybe tap into that doctor side and cure one of these CEmen of their incelism.

Actually, don't do that. Probably a bad idea lol

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Fony
07/19/18 11:52:41 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
I asked a resident I've known for a few years out for lunch today and his response was something to the effect of "I don't want to ruin our friendship". Is this the "friend zone" I've heard people mention from time to time?

Admittedly, I also said I haven't "gotten any action in a while" which was probably way too forward.

FML.


You're too low on his list, no other answer.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/19/18 11:56:42 AM
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Fony posted...
You're too low on his list, no other answer.
Or he could already be in a committed relationship.

Or he could not want to mess around with women at his work place.

Or he could be secretly gay and pretends to be a "Hugh Hefner" type character to his friends as cover.
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Dyinglegacy
07/19/18 11:57:11 AM
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16-BITTER posted...
He may have just been hesitant to date a coworker. You says he's slamming ass all over town, but is it with fellow employees?


This is probably a likely answer. Maybe the guy has done workplace romance, and it was a bad experience.

If you're just wanting some D, dating app will do the trick, or even a local bar. Get prettied up and go to a bar, you'll get bits for sure. Carry mace/gun/taser just incase you need it.

If you're wanting something real, then... Yeah, I don't know. Join a church or something.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/19/18 11:58:01 AM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Join a church or something.
I don't think you need to go that far....
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Fony
07/19/18 11:58:37 AM
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Or he's just minimally attracted. It'd be better for him to be open with a relationship or sexual orientation to prevent women propositioning him in the first place.

This is a CEgal we're talking about.
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Dyinglegacy
07/19/18 12:01:37 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
Join a church or something.
I don't think you need to go that far....


Any small community, such as a local church, is a good place to meet potential mates. In my experience anyway. Churches are plentiful, and contrary to popular belief, a lot of the people who frequent them aren't evangelical nutters.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/19/18 12:02:59 PM
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Fony posted...
This is a CEgal we're talking about.
What are you implying with the term CEgal?
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KamenRiderBlade
07/19/18 12:03:30 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
a lot of the people who frequent them aren't evangelical nutters.
O_o
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BignutzisBack
07/19/18 12:04:56 PM
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Banging your patients discreetly would be the moral path
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/19/18 12:05:35 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Admittedly, I also said I haven't "gotten any action in a while" which was probably way too forward.

see if this is me
my immediate thought is "oh fuck is she DTF"

my NEXT thought is "oh fuck what if she's just joking and she's not DTF at all oh my god what is this trick why is your species like this?!?!?!?!?!?!"

so

maybe that helps
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Dyinglegacy
07/19/18 12:06:02 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
a lot of the people who frequent them aren't evangelical nutters.
O_o


Tis' true. Loud minority may have convinced you otherwise. Most of the church goers around where I live keep to themselves. Maybe it's different in other places, I don't know.

*shrugs*
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KamenRiderBlade
07/19/18 12:09:29 PM
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BignutzisBack posted...
Banging your patients discreetly would be the moral path
Quickest way to get fired or black listed.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/19/18 12:10:59 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Tis' true. Loud minority may have convinced you otherwise. Most of the church goers around where I live keep to themselves. Maybe it's different in other places, I don't know.

*shrugs*
Maybe it's my area then o_O?
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orcus_snake
07/19/18 12:29:39 PM
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boxington posted...
Coffeebeanz:

25fl4Ki

co-worker:

5Vvt7AW


LOL
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/19/18 2:07:08 PM
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lol
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MC_BatCommander
07/19/18 2:09:09 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Where's all this limitless Chad dick I keep hearing about


Haha, that was actually really funny.
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Turtlebread
07/19/18 2:14:09 PM
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one of us one of us
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NeuralLaxative
07/19/18 2:15:30 PM
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Well if youre an attending now and hes still a resident, maybe he thought letting you sample some chad was a bad idea

Additionally, fucking colleagues is always a bad idea tbh
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