Lurker > Johnny_Nutcase

Well I need a maid.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Just_a_loser posted...

Damn, that is one lucky kid.

I hope he got checked out for any internal damages. But at least he survived.

Why the fuck was the driver recording this?

Wutobliteration posted...

because that's the whole freakin' point of a dashcam?

Seriously. How can you not put those puzzle pieces together??? Were you the one hit by the car???
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

USANumber2 posted...

Nobody had been named those things since before the 40s.

Owen seemed like it was dead but it's coming back. I don't like it.

Jack needs to come back.

I'm riding the Isabelle wave back to relevancy.

Names that need to stay dead

Bernadette
Roxanne
Madison

Your name is Isabelle. Isabelle.... Hmm... reminds of an old maid.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

ZCheveyo posted...

This guy gets hit by a bus and then hobbles for half a second before walking into the store next to him like nothing happened.

Now this is my kinda topic!!!!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Wutobliteration posted...

in the video, the driver never went out of his vehicle... don't know why. Probably in shock or hiding under his seat in embarassment

That's even funnier! A bystander cared more about this guys hood than the kid that just got thrown for a loop.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

USANumber2 posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Oh. You took a shit and fell into it face first trying to flush the toilet? Or you got blacked out drunk and shit all over your bed and it just worked its way up to your eyes?

ProTip put all of the hair brushes in your house in the dishwasher.

What did you do?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

HAHA guy gets out and checks his hood for damage first.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Oh. You took a shit and fell into it face first trying to flush the toilet? Or you got blacked out drunk and shit all over your bed and it just worked its way up to your eyes?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

USANumber2 posted...

I don't have a criminal record, loud mouthed is up for debate meme queen is a more accurate title.

I do have pink eye right now so you got me there but my name isn't Jessica.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=izzy&amp=true

Eerie is the word I would use to describe that there. Maybe there's something to this names being an accurate label thing.

Wash your hands after you take a shit! You rubbed your eyes with poop hands!?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

gatorsPENSbucs posted...

Hmm, that's about as wrong as can be when it comes to people I've known with those names.

hhehheeww. Wait until you meet a Jessica.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Brooke Baldwin is a bit of a mental case. She should be fired so we get more of that other blonde chick. What's her name? Kate Bolduan? Yeah her.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

USANumber2 = Jessica. Loud mouthed, bad attitude, possibly infected, negative, with a criminal record.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I bet he's eating a big fat cheese dogburger right now that son of a bitch.

@The_Doge

Your thoughts?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

pres_madagascar posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I found out you can buy Whataburgers spicy ketchup in stores. That's a bonus because that shit goes nice with some good ass breakfast burritos.

Holy fucking shit, you Can?

I would use that shit over normal ketchup any day.

Might depend on where you live, but I imagine if you have a Whataburger in town, you might be able to find it in a grocery store/Walmart.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I found out you can buy Whataburgers spicy ketchup in stores. That's a bonus because that shit goes nice with some good ass breakfast burritos.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Tornadoes I guess? They can wreck shit up bad.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

2 negatives don't make a positive. Except they do in Math? Well fuck, I don't know what to think anymore.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

A real live duck? That would be Quacktastic! Fuck slamming.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Mojo you seem to make a lot of negative posts about WWE. Why in the flying fuck do you even care to watch it anymore? It's crap! They could give me free tickets and I still wouldn't go to one of their shows.

Now 20 years ago? I'd be all over it. Unfortunately it's crap now and you gotta move on.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

1/10
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

People who get in my way/slow me down. I don't care what it is they do to do it, but it pisses me off all the same and I have a SHORT FUSE.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Anyone who makes a topic usually.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Kid was born in a toilet in McDonalds.....
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Fast and Frequently.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I think you're just trying to sell me Off.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Get drunk with him and have a good old fashioned knock down drag out fist fight.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

chill02 posted...

I Like Toast posted...

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I know I have excellent mental health.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I like to get comfortable so I roll out a whole turkey in the seat next to me and I wash it down with a gallon of booze. but I usually finish it during the damn previews.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I want to see reporters rolling down the street like a tumble weed.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Yeahhhh FIGHT!!!!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Just let looooose!

*shits pants*
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I dunnnnooo. Looks a lot like Arizona to me.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Did you get drunk and chase old women around with lobsters? Not that I have. I was just wonderin...
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I got a Giraffe and a Lion. I had an Elephant but I lost it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Currently Cuba is getting slammed around by a hurricane. So i'd say no to Cuba for now.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Just unplug Ebay.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I was just out there swimming in the ocean. The sun is shining right now. Kinda weird for 2:11am, but who am I to question things?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I saw some dumb bitch on CNN waiting to get into a shelter saying "this is all in gods hands". Fine, but I have a hunch he's REALLY pissed off at Florida right now.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Submit the answers that shit gives you more than one shot at it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

It could be your problem. Maybe you cut me off in traffic once and I swerved off the road exploding into flames of fury. Had I made that trip, I could have met the woman of my dreams and be married? So...
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

It's June ffs! Go to bed!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

God didn't tell me SHIT!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

*leaves special treat out for Doge*

Yes, that should give him the shits for a week.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

showtimelakers posted...

^snitch

You say that like I give a shit.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You have to be careful with those. There was a book written once about how quickly things can go bad with bunny's. I think it was called "The bunny that destroyed everything"
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Alll that you've ever learned and loved is gonna be lost on you. You will float through time and space really slowly going somewhere but never actually getting there.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson