Lurker > Johnny_Nutcase

Get drunk. It'll go away for a while but then you got a problem in the morning. In which case, rinse and repeat.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Yeah they have enough pressure on them as it is.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

ReedRothchiId posted...

AlCalavicci posted...

What city?

why would I tell you that?

Obviously dump ass Texas. Bars let people drive home drunk.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

What if it unlocks a fierce case of the shits?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

ReedRothchiId posted...

TheVipaGTS posted...

ReedRothchiId posted...

I'm drinking again today

why?

Cause it feels good. Cowboys are gonna win it all next year

That explains everything. You're mentally unstable.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

This is bullshit. You did more than drink.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Vol2tex posted...

I'm 31 and most people I know from my school are either in a serious relationship, married, or married with kids.

This but they're all divorced, in debt, or a combination of both. Loveeee bein single right now.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

@Complete_Idi0t
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Women do this already. Gimme my money!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Oh but I have.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I'm not a pansy and can defend my home unarmed if someone breaks in with a gun... at least at night. I know the place better than they ever will. I'll have them put down before they realize I was even there.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I said no because I picked the last spot to do mine. So by the time I did it, there was only like 5 or 6 people I had to give my speech to.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Yeah that was a real side splitter.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

a42ozslushie posted...

too many syllables

That's so lez.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Ohhhhhhhh no. This one is not Trumps fault. He's just another asshole politician that gets paid by the NRA to keep them going.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I cringed so hard at Rick Scott pretending to be sad, then a reporter asked him about how he was giving lip service and was pro gun. He got so tongue tied, he passed it off to the sheriff immediately.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

If anybody votes for this guy, this will keep happening. I wonder how much the NRA paid him to say that shit. It's like George Carlin said:

They wanna ban the fake ones, BUT KEEP THE REAL ONES!!!!"
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

God you're a train wreck.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

pres_madagascar posted...

MorbidFaithless posted...

I'm sorry for your loss

Going to Walmart at 3am is awesome. Whole place practical ally to yourself.

I've done that a couple times and the everyone gets done shopping at the exact same time as you! So the ONE register open as opposed to the 3 during peak hours are jammed up.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Get the fuck outta here with that yoga shit! That's an after thought activity if you want a man to wrap your legs around your head like a pretzel. But FIRST. You gotta stop being so godamn self conscious. Everyone that has ever been to a gym had to start small. Nobody is judging you, nobody even cares that you're there, unless you drop 300lbs on your own neck.

Pick body parts you want to work on. Cardio is a good start, but you have to get schedule down. Bi's and Tri's one day, Chest and back, legs and abs,etc... Get a plan going because you're going to get sore. You can't do the same shit every day.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Got video of the Harpsters....


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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

soulunison2 posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Vyrulisse posted...

It's bad but usually they gotta do this shit on directive from their bosses. Easier to give people orders to do heinous shit than to do it themselves.

It's kinda odd that CNN flat out refuses to name the shooter or post his pictures.... YET... they got their reporters out there grilling kids that have just been through a severe amount of trauma.

I doubt its the higher ups taking this route its definitely individual reporters taking initiative

Maybe, but don't tell me they don't get rewarded if they come up with something.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Vyrulisse posted...

It's bad but usually they gotta do this shit on directive from their bosses. Easier to give people orders to do heinous shit than to do it themselves.

It's kinda odd that CNN flat out refuses to name the shooter or post his pictures.... YET... they got their reporters out there grilling kids that have just been through a severe amount of trauma.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

CapnMuffin posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Harpie posted...

what should be my tread mill settings

Out of control.

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Harpie posted...

what should be my tread mill settings

Insane

Ahhhhhh BUCKLE THIS!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I watched Friday the 13th.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Harpie posted...

what should be my tread mill settings

Out of control.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I don't see one good reason for anyone to have an alt account. It's shifty as fuck, and I don't like it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Harpie posted...

FINE I'LL GO

I HATE YOU ALL

jk thanks for encouraging me I really needed it

Adventure time!?

The Adventures of Harpie: The Treadmill sends Harpie a' flyin!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

How many got killed in New Mexico? They push aside low numbers. There have been 18 school shootings in this country this year...
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Barge in and get involved.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

People make political parties stupid.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Yeah wear that to work.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

The Adventures of Harpie: Harpie gets caught in a drainage ditch!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

If all the problems were everyone needs a gun, this would do it!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Ban safety!!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

There was a website someone on Gamefaqs somewhere posted that basically was set up so you could pick what you want out of the tv and it would give you the best for those preferences. I should have bookmarked it but if anyone knows it post it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

So does "Enough is enough" ...Yeah.... but WHEN?

Especiallllly when it comes from a politician. Well WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I read this topic and got the same text message.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Be kind. Rewind.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

If you're using chrome get the recent update that fixed a memory leak issue. That could cause the fan to spin up.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I go in and sit down and read the paper with my pee and poop infested food.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

With special guest: @The_Doge in part 1!




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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Pepys Monster posted...

Metro2 posted...

You don't need to be fit at all. Just have money.

How much money?

More than she knows what do with.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

MabusIncarnate posted...

Where did he come from, where did he go?

Hopefully to hell.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

MabusIncarnate posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

ColdOne666 posted...

First you get butthurt and now your attacking someone's username because your'e in full retreat and can't come up with anything better. Keep being pathetic though.

Hey.... Answer the mans questions, are you SATANIC? Or do you do business with the DARK LORD? DON'T jerk us around....

Careful, he may hex you with a black candle. Best steer clear of this sinner over here.

I eat black candles for a late night snack. Thaaaats right, I can afford the 4th meal.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson