Current Events > I am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.

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Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:18:23 PM
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Use it wisely
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Alakazamtrainer
12/26/18 10:18:52 PM
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I wish for a billion dollars.
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NOM
12/26/18 10:18:55 PM
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I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish
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sktgamer_13dude
12/26/18 10:19:00 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper
12/26/18 10:19:12 PM
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I wish for an infinite amount of wishes
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Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:20:13 PM
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Alakazamtrainer posted...
I wish for a billion dollars.


Granted you are crushed to death by the weight of a billion dollars.

NOM posted...
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish


Granted. however the fish kills you instead.
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Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:21:05 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
I wish for an infinite amount of wishes


Granted, for each wish now cost you 1 trillion dollars.
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Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:21:52 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
I wish for infinite wishes.


see above
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Alakazamtrainer
12/26/18 10:23:15 PM
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Crystal_pony posted...
Alakazamtrainer posted...
I wish for a billion dollars.


Granted you are crushed to death by the weight of a billion dollars.

NOM posted...
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish


Granted. however the fish kills you instead.


oof should have worded that better
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Ray_Dorset
12/26/18 10:23:27 PM
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I wish I could go back in time and fix the issues in my marriage
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Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:26:05 PM
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Ray_Dorset posted...
I wish I could go back in time and fix the issues in my marriage


Granted, Your Wife is now happy with you, however she doesn't let you play video games, watch tv, or anything else with out her supervising you
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NOM
12/26/18 10:26:44 PM
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can I have a wish do over pls
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TheTrueAmerican
12/26/18 10:29:05 PM
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Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:29:06 PM
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NOM posted...
can I have a wish do over pls

Granted however you lose the most dearest thing in your life.

Hairistotle posted...
i wish for the sweet embrace of death

Granted, however a random passerby revives you to full health immediately.
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/26/18 10:29:44 PM
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The next winning lottery numbers.

Hairistotle posted...
i wish for the sweet embrace of death

Damn, thats not cool.

Good job Pony.
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PleaseClap
12/26/18 10:30:26 PM
#17:


Turn me into a woman
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neverwin
12/26/18 10:30:28 PM
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I wish for an axe murderer
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SocialistGamer
12/26/18 10:30:32 PM
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I wish for peace between all the multi-verses that may exist!
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Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:34:15 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
The next winning lottery numbers.

Hairistotle posted...
i wish for the sweet embrace of death

Damn, thats not cool.

Good job Pony.


Granted, however you lose the winning lotto ticket, and it's the highest jackpot ever.

PleaseClap posted...
Turn me into a woman


Granted, however everyone still sees you as a guy.

neverwin posted...
I wish for an axe murderer


Granted, however his axe is made of rubber, and he's secretly a nice guy.

SocialistGamer posted...
I wish for peace between all the multi-verses that may exist!


Granted your the only thing that exsist now.
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PleaseClap
12/26/18 10:35:39 PM
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Crystal_pony posted...
PleaseClap posted...
Turn me into a woman


Granted, however everyone still sees you as a guy.


So nothing changes. Goddammit
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Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:39:02 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
Crystal_pony posted...
Granted, however a random passerby revives you to full health immediately.

yo this genie f***in SUX


PleaseClap posted...
Crystal_pony posted...
PleaseClap posted...
Turn me into a woman


Granted, however everyone still sees you as a guy.


So nothing changes. Goddammit


your wish was granted
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/26/18 10:40:32 PM
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Yo I wish for this genie to go back in his lamp and however these nuts.
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Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:44:23 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Yo I wish for this genie to go back in his lamp and however these nuts.


Granted however I pop right out and those nuts are now being attacked by a thousand squirrels.
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/26/18 11:42:12 PM
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Lol this actually turned out to be pretty good.
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Lairen
12/26/18 11:53:04 PM
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I wish for another genie in a lamp that doesnt fuck me when i make a wish.
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samurai bandit
12/27/18 12:27:35 AM
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I wish that the wishes cannot end up with a bad twist, including mine.

Then get a friend to wish something good for both of us.
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Distant_Rainbow
12/27/18 12:30:16 AM
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I wish you won't grant this wish.
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SH_expert44
12/27/18 12:31:42 AM
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I wish that Damn Daniel would have a happy life
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averagejoel
12/27/18 12:33:54 AM
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I wish for a tasty sandwich
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peanut butter and dick
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OwlRammer
12/27/18 12:36:15 AM
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Oldin
12/27/18 12:40:38 AM
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i want a bigger earth of my own
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GameGodOfAll
12/27/18 12:41:59 AM
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I wish someone would quote me on CE.
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Oldin
12/27/18 12:48:26 AM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
I wish someone would quote me on CE.

impossible
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RiderofHogs
12/27/18 1:15:47 AM
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I wish to be a free genie.
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GameGodOfAll
12/27/18 1:32:25 AM
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Oldin posted...
GameGodOfAll posted...
I wish someone would quote me on CE.

impossible


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AdviceMan
12/27/18 1:34:20 AM
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I wish for the ability to alter reality as I see fit.
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Oldin
12/27/18 1:36:39 AM
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AdviceMan posted...
I wish for the ability to alter reality as I see fit.

granted but u become one of the infinity stone
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Acceptance
12/27/18 3:36:40 AM
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I wish for Vegy to talk normally
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Crystal_pony
12/27/18 5:13:13 AM
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Lairen posted...
I wish for another genie in a lamp that doesnt f*** me when i make a wish.

Granted, but everyone else fucks you over.

samurai bandit posted...
I wish that the wishes cannot end up with a bad twist, including mine.

Then get a friend to wish something good for both of us.


Granted, Your friend however royally fucks you over...several times

Distant_Rainbow posted...
I wish you won't grant this wish.


Granted, however you get lost n a temporal vortex.

SH_expert44 posted...
I wish that Damn Daniel would have a happy life


Granted, however it's with you.
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Crystal_pony
12/27/18 5:16:11 AM
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averagejoel posted...
I wish for a tasty sandwich


Granted but everything else you eat tastes like crap.

OwlRammer posted...
I wish for another, sexier girl genie


Granted however she's my wife and 1000x worse.

Oldin posted...
i want a bigger earth of my own


Granted however your crushed by it's gravity.

GameGodOfAll posted...
I wish someone would quote me on CE.

Granted, however all posts are you being quoted.

RiderofHogs posted...
I wish to be a free genie.


Granted, however your now stuck as a captive person.
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Crystal_pony
12/27/18 5:17:22 AM
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AdviceMan posted...
I wish for the ability to alter reality as I see fit.


Granted but it's only to Barney and My little pony.

Acceptance posted...
I wish for Vegy to talk normally

Granted, everyone now talks like Vegy.
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Crystal_pony
12/27/18 10:33:56 AM
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magical bump
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PoopPotato
12/27/18 10:39:47 AM
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I wish for a monthly direct deposit of $10,000 into my bank account.
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Crystal_pony
12/27/18 11:10:53 AM
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PoopPotato posted...
I wish for a monthly direct deposit of $10,000 into my bank account.


Granted however you are arrested for money laundering. and your assets are frozen... forever
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RiderofHogs
12/27/18 12:01:31 PM
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Crystal_pony posted...
Granted, however your now stuck as a captive person.

Then I just use my genie power to free myself.
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mrstcloud1138
12/27/18 12:10:18 PM
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Lottery numers for tomorrow.
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RiderofHogs
12/27/18 12:11:02 PM
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Wait, I change my answer.

4GPIpEZ
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FortuneCookie
12/27/18 12:13:01 PM
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I wish to be sexy.
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