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joe40001 04/29/20 11:20:31 PM #1: |
I know I shouldn't have counted on anything from the government.
I have 14 dollars in my bank account. Things are bleak these days. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 04/29/20 11:21:43 PM #2: |
I don't think they were promised in check form until May.
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malenz 04/29/20 11:23:33 PM #3: |
I haven't but I'm not eligible for obvious reasons.
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BignutzisBack 04/29/20 11:32:38 PM #4: |
The website is telling me mine will show up tomorrow, we will see
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ASithLord7 04/29/20 11:32:59 PM #5: |
I use direct deposit when I file like a sane person so I got mine.
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Zikten 04/29/20 11:34:20 PM #6: |
I finally got mine last night
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joe40001 04/29/20 11:52:30 PM #7: |
The website never tells me any details, they said "if you want it quick you better rush and file your 2019 taxes" but then when I did turbotax said "you have to mail these in, we can't electronically file them" so then I rushed to do that, and then it said "If you mailed your taxes in you may be waiting indefinitely."
I would've been better off doing nothing. And now I'm not going to have enough money for utilities or food. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 04/30/20 12:11:10 AM #8: |
Why can't things ever work?
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joe40001 04/30/20 12:28:40 AM #10: |
Hairistotle posted...
why would you come in here just to put the guy down? I didn't even have a choice in the matter. They didn't let me do anything. I gave them the direct deposit info in a different form. Still nothing. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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inloveanddeath0 04/30/20 12:31:08 AM #11: |
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joe40001 04/30/20 12:33:58 AM #12: |
$14.47
And I'm behind on utilities. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wetterdew 04/30/20 12:47:49 AM #13: |
I still don't have mine
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Admiral_Zero 04/30/20 12:50:05 AM #14: |
GOt nothing and I have direct deposit.
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joe40001 04/30/20 12:59:29 AM #15: |
Wetterdew posted...
I still don't have mine Admiral_Zero posted... GOt nothing and I have direct deposit. Can you not see your status either: https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/get-my-payment I can't --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wetterdew 04/30/20 1:10:59 AM #16: |
joe40001 posted...
Can you not see your status either:I got an error message until 5 days ago, then it told me to enter my tax and direct deposit info even though those morons should already have all that since I had filed taxes previously and given them my bank info. The next day, when I checked, it told me it would send me a check on May 1. Which is also dumb since even though they should have already had it, they made me provide my bank info again anyway. --- rip to all the animals killed in wildfires. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 04/30/20 5:52:18 AM #17: |
bump
It sucks not having money --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 04/30/20 5:54:15 AM #18: |
Payment Status Not Available
Question for people who get actual updates: Do you put hyphens in your SSN? I haven't been. Do you have apartment numbers? If so how do you put the address? Address #number Address #aptNumber Address (no number) ? --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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marthsheretoo 04/30/20 6:06:51 AM #19: |
Lmao I just checked their website and they're sending it to where I lived last year even though this year I filed with the new address.
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Wetterdew 04/30/20 8:42:07 AM #20: |
joe40001 posted...
Payment Status Not AvailablePut hyphens in the ssn, you can tell you're supposed to, or at least allowed to, because it won't let you add any characters after doing so --- rip to all the animals killed in wildfires. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Takuya Lee 04/30/20 8:44:12 AM #21: |
I got mine yesterday via DD. Took longer than it should, but at least I finally got it.
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Tired-Insomniac 04/30/20 8:44:29 AM #22: |
Wetterdew posted...
Put hyphens in the ssn, you can tell you're supposed to, or at least allowed to, because it won't let you add any characters after doing so Actually doesn't matter if you use hyphens or not. I entered mine both ways just now and get the same "you're eligible and we'll deposit it to the following account" message. Important thing is to enter your address exactly as it's listed on your tax return --- "I like turtles" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Goldenguy 04/30/20 8:51:39 AM #23: |
I managed to get mine about two weeks ago, and my Trump stimulus letter just arrived yesterday. I was pleasantly surprised to see that it isn't as obnoxious as I would have expected.
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BignutzisBack 04/30/20 8:55:00 AM #24: |
Got mine this morning
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DoctorPiranha3 04/30/20 8:56:39 AM #25: |
BignutzisBack posted...
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Joeydollaz 05/01/20 4:24:28 PM #26: |
Checks in the Mail is in May
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mach25687 05/01/20 4:31:04 PM #27: |
Yes, now I just need an escort to spend it on.
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Trigg3rH4ppy 05/01/20 4:33:47 PM #28: |
I should have got mine on the first wave and stI'll haven't received it. I stopped bothering to check the worthless irs website. Luckily I've been working the whole time because I'm not getting one . Probably because im a Democrat.
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Joeydollaz 05/01/20 4:45:27 PM #29: |
See I was right
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Bad_Mojo 05/01/20 4:52:37 PM #30: |
The first or second? If we're getting a second one, then no, but I got my first one really quickly. I don't really care, tbh, I'm getting paid the same and don't have to work at all. I literally just made more money this last month by not working at all thanks to that extra, and I will continue to make the same all the way up until August when we I go back to work.
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Solid Snake07 05/01/20 4:55:09 PM #31: |
TC, are you not filing unemployment?
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Joeydollaz 05/01/20 4:59:30 PM #32: |
Bad_Mojo posted...
The first or second? If we're getting a second one, then no, but I got my first one really quickly. I don't really care, tbh, I'm getting paid the same and don't have to work at all. I literally just made more money this last month by not working at all thanks to that extra, and I will continue to make the same all the way up until August when we I go back to work. I say Cycle returns June, but remember some still JUST got theirs first round --- Kojima will be crawling on his knees back to Konami, give it a few years. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 05/01/20 5:00:51 PM #33: |
Joeydollaz posted...
I say Cycle returns June the ones who haven't gotten one due to circumstances not related to income will get screwed out again. would be happy if all dependents got half the amount (would've been fine with that). --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 05/02/20 1:53:46 PM #34: |
Still no luck :/
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Tired-Insomniac 05/02/20 3:22:13 PM #35: |
Woo, getting mine on May 6th
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MarshawnLynch 05/03/20 1:33:51 PM #36: |
I got mine via direct deposit a couple days ago, but it only took that long because I didnt file my taxes until like 2 weeks ago. Got my tax return and my stimulus at the same time so now Im balling.
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FigureOfSpeech 05/03/20 1:35:59 PM #37: |
According to the website, mine will be deposited in 3 days
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Fuparulez 05/03/20 1:38:30 PM #38: |
I haven't gotten my handout yet, but I've also been working the entire time, so it's doubtful I ever will.
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Master_Bass 05/03/20 1:39:59 PM #39: |
My parents are finally scheduled to get it on the 6th. I don't know what took so long for them to get it. I got it right away.
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Southernfatman 05/03/20 1:43:33 PM #40: |
It still says not available or not eligible when I should be. I fucking need this money. Goddamn government. The corporations get bailouts while us who are actually struggling get teased and teased and then nothing.
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Tsuyoi3 05/03/20 1:44:24 PM #41: |
My grandparents haven't,and they're wondering when
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joe40001 05/03/20 1:47:32 PM #42: |
Still no update on website, still haven't gotten mine.
Money is super tight too. I'm kinda expecting that I might never get it. :/ --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Benjamin_Sisko 05/04/20 11:31:40 AM #43: |
They scheduled my deposit for April 30th but I never got it. checked on twitter and this has happened to a lot of people.
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EarlWallingford 05/04/20 11:35:47 AM #44: |
Still haven't gotten mine
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Southernfatman 05/04/20 11:39:22 AM #45: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4p3pBpKvU4
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archedsoul 05/04/20 11:40:56 AM #46: |
What's the message everybody is getting on the site now for those that still haven't received? Heard they were supposed to update with more information.
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joe40001 05/04/20 11:55:03 AM #47: |
archedsoul posted...
What's the message everybody is getting on the site now for those that still haven't received? Heard they were supposed to update with more information. Payment Status Not Available We are unable to provide the status of your payment right now because:
You can check the application again to see whether there has been an update to your information. Get My Payment data is updated once per day, so there's no need to check back more often. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anteaterking 05/04/20 11:57:34 AM #48: |
I somehow got mine really early, but my family members didn't get theirs until a few days ago.
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