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| Topic | Need help identifying a caterpillar I found |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 4:58:52 PM #24 | RIP caterpillar :( Wasn't eating so I put it outside in the backyard like a half hour ago hoping it would find food and live... and my landlord decided to mow the lawn just now >_< --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | 2 million but you have to live in a CE apartment for a year. |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 4:54:49 PM #55 | I'm a lightweight. I can't smoke quantities like that or I'll have a bad time :( --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Where is Catboy? |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 4:51:31 PM #2 | Or just his career? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | evidently I'm toxic |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 4:51:15 PM #135 | Knife tits pic was best tits pic imo --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | What do you think of when you see the phrase: "Triple D" |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 4:46:26 PM #15 | A dude with three penises. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | 2 million but you have to live in a CE apartment for a year. |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 4:42:03 PM #53 | JimCarrysToe posted... FigureOfSpeech posted...JimCarrysToe posted...I have a feeling I'm gonna wake up to a CEer going through my laundry and sniffing my pantys.... idk whether or this is worth it. Gonna bet it'll be catboy too. You can borrow the $7 wal mart one >_> It's actually pretty good for a $7 machete. It's not super sharp and doesn't really have a point (kinda looks like a giant curved cleaver) but it's got some weight to it so you can really bury it into shit if you give it a good whack. I learned this at the expense of the arms of my couch >_> --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | 2 million but you have to live in a CE apartment for a year. |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 4:37:06 PM #52 | The Admiral posted... Not too bad of a deal, although the floor would always stink of weed thanks to one of those guys. And the regular police visits would provide some entertainment, as would seeing which persona ROD took on from day to day. Nah. The smell of weed smoke dissipates very quickly, so that would only be a problem if there was literally always at least one person smoking. However, that's not entirely improbable so you may have a point there >_> I for one would not be a fan of the police visits, but they wouldn't be about me. They would just be annoying, but Dawkins would be the cause of many of them, so watching them play out would be interesting and if I was in the halls or outside, I would probably chat and shoot the shit with the cops to the point where they would get to know me and know I'm one of the few well behaved tenants. Hopefully they would be chill like the cops where I live. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | 2 million but you have to live in a CE apartment for a year. |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 4:07:47 PM #49 | JimCarrysToe posted... I have a feeling I'm gonna wake up to a CEer going through my laundry and sniffing my pantys.... idk whether or this is worth it. Gonna bet it'll be catboy too. For a nominal fee, I'll do one of the following (your choice): guard the laundry room with machetes, let you borrow a machete so you can guard it yourself, get drunk with catboy and keep him occupied until you're done. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | How do you force yourself to watch normie shows? |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 4:00:03 PM #12 | TheGoldenEel posted... How do you people even function in real life? Yes --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | How do you force yourself to watch normie shows? |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 3:49:36 PM #5 | I don't know how to differentiate between what you're talking about and the opposite. Can you be more specific? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | This guy in my office literally sniffs/snorts every 2 seconds, 8 hours a day |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 3:44:36 PM #4 | Cocaine is a hell of a drug --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | would you quit your job if they were legit racist to your co-worker? |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 3:43:46 PM #14 | Fuck no. I would enable the racist to the point where they got themselves fired. I've done that before, although the racist wasn't fired for racism but for repeated violations of basic hygiene rules and losing a customer as a result and then having a meltdown about it and grabbing a knife menacingly, which qualified as making a hostile work environment (and the managers had been looking for an excuse to fire him for a while so they were very eager to hear my side of the story) --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | a kay jewelers branch refuses service to cop with gun on the job |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 3:39:25 PM #87 | chrono625 posted... FigureOfSpeech posted...Who cares? Leave gun in car, get ring, be on your way. He wasn't gonna rob the place but just because he's cop doesn't mean they assume he won't rob them and should just let him bring his gun in. He could go there when off duty. He could leave his gun in the car like they said. This is a non-issue and a non-story. That's not the only suggestion I offered. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | 2 million but you have to live in a CE apartment for a year. |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 3:37:39 PM #45 | That would be fine. Catboy would make a good drinking buddy. ROD would be interesting. Dawkins would provide fun gossip. I would meet a lot of quirky characters through bugs so as long as he wasn't SLAMMING stuff against the floor when I am sleeping, things would fine. I'll take the deal. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | a kay jewelers branch refuses service to cop with gun on the job |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 3:31:14 PM #84 | Who cares? Leave gun in car, get ring, be on your way. He wasn't gonna rob the place but just because he's cop doesn't mean they assume he won't rob them and should just let him bring his gun in. He could go there when off duty. He could leave his gun in the car like they said. This is a non-issue and a non-story. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | I'm drinking right now. |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 3:23:52 PM #3 | I would do the same in that situation. There was a weird October blizzard a bunch of years ago that fucked shit up. Had been warm to that point that fall so most trees still had all their leaves. Heavy wet snow fucking rekt them and power was out everywhere as a result. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Warned/Suspended General CXXXIV: The Real One |
| FigureOfSpeech 06/06/19 3:09:52 PM #112 | Machete seems to have been accidentally warned by a moderator who misinterpreted something I said :/ Hopefully my clarification will get that sorted out. Edit: lol apparently this account is about to level up. How random. --- Machete |
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