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TopicSable is on vacation! AMA!
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 11:40:57 PM
#15
lol nah those meltdowns were like 20-25 years ago. Fun memories :P not recent shit. That's completely separate.
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TopicCE it's time to get loaded and angry
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 11:32:45 PM
#125
CanuckCowboy posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
I did a bit of drinking. A few minutes ago I had a bit of a smoke of fun things and now I feel all alert and focused but also ducked up and in general in a good mood :)

MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm a few shots deep, music gonna be incoming soon.


Both of these. Already started on the music though. Alternating between arch enemy and 90s hard rap diss tracks. Shut up I?m honest. Lol


I'm mad at myself for missing auto correct bullshit.
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TopicFinally! Boyfriend speakers are here, and men are no longer needed!
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 11:31:05 PM
#3
Sayoria posted...
CEmen are intimidated


They be like "I need to get a pair of these for my sex robot before she gets them herself and stops consenting because it's more satisfying than I am." >_>
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TopicCE it's time to get loaded and angry
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 11:27:12 PM
#121
I did a bit of drinking. A few minutes ago I had a bit of a smoke of fun things and now I feel all alert and focused but also ducked up and in general in a good mood :)
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TopicHow tall are you???
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 11:25:08 PM
#88
5'9/5'10. Measurements have fluctuated a bit. Also cheers at that 4'20/'69 guy.
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TopicSummer's almost over!
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 11:18:10 PM
#36
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
CADE FOSTER posted...
Monday, September 23 is the end of summer still to far


To be fair, time flies.


If I was rich and there was a way to prevent muscle atrophy, I would spend every summer from mid june to early october in a medical induced coma just so I didn't have to fucking experience this garbage tbqh.
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TopicSummer's almost over!
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 11:15:23 PM
#33
Fuck yeah. Hey this bullshit weather out of my environment. October can't happen soon enough.
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TopicSable is on vacation! AMA!
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 10:42:07 PM
#12
Oh nice! Work/responsibilities are at a record high for me right now so I'm in exactly the opposite situation :P

But it's been boring for a while and I hate this time of year anyway so I actually prefer work and stress just so I can be productive and forget that it's not October yet >_>

Have fun. Campin' can be awesome. It reminds me of an SNL skit, and also for unrelated reasons, my mentally ill father having meltdowns about nothing.
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TopicIs the creator of the universe more likely to be omnibenevolent or omnmalevolent
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 10:32:52 PM
#5
Neither. I believe any being in that role would be omni-ignorant... like it took a shit and that was the universe and it moved on and didn't know it did anything at all...

We all as individual humans are that being to innumerable individual living beings on and on us... bacteria, cells, microbes etc. We are as out of touch with them as they are to us. I believe it is appropriate to extrapolate that concept forward and upward, so that to any higher being, we are the same to them as bacteria, cells, microbes etc. are to us. The universe has its ways of suggesting cyclicality and extrapolation so this hypothesis of mine seems very logical and founded in what is already known.
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TopicThe Eight Kings from Toriko appear on earth, how fucked are we? *spoilers*
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 10:18:22 PM
#3
I don't know what that is, vegy :(
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TopicRaw chicken breast crawls off restaurant table in horrifying video
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 8:59:13 PM
#66
Comfy_Pillow posted...
Can't you do that with octopus as well by putting certain sauce on it?


Yeah. It's a sodium thing. I haven't looked into why/how it works, but that's the common theme.
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TopicIf it can reasonably concluded that the *president is a racist
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 8:54:38 PM
#10
Vicious_Dios posted...
UnholyMudcrab posted...
Do you ever post about anything else


People on this board have this unwavering dedication to sticking to their self-gratifying gimmicks for some reason...

Weird people.


I like how you did exactly that in this post as an example of it. That was clever.
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TopicMan bashed in the face in NYC for wearing Trump MAGA hat
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 8:34:26 PM
#29
The skepticism shown in this topic by both anti-trump and pro-trump people over the odd details in the story is refreshing.
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TopicHi CE! I drew a picture!
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 8:16:01 PM
#8
One time I was hanging out with a few of my co-workers who were on acid (I was not). They wanted to draw. I asked one of them to draw another co-worker as a squirrel because people thought he was squirrely. He agreed and started to draw. Some other stuff happened. When he was done, he handed me the picture. I could not tell what it was supposed to be. It was very bizarre looking. I was like "What is it?" He scoffed at me and said "It's an octopus smoking a spaceship!" like it was obvious and I was dumb for not seeing it >_>
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Topicthis account will be 16 years old in two weeks
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 8:09:59 PM
#3
My original main would have turned 18 today if it wasn't closed.

In fact thanks for inadvertently reminded me. I had forgotten :P
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TopicHave you all considered fact if Trump loses election the Stock Market will drop?
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 6:00:27 PM
#7
No I haven't considered that. Why? I never consider fake news... because it's fake news.
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TopicFBI identifies conspiracy-theorists like QAnon as a new domestic terror threat.
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 5:59:17 PM
#33
NeoShadowhen posted...
Doom_Art posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
You never fail to live up to your reputation.

It's a very dumb question I'm sorry.


But you must explain WHY it is dumb. You?ve given no indication as to what you actually think. Are you saying it?s dumb because it?s obvious that there is or that it?s obvious that there isn?t?


Imagine telling someone on the internet that they "must" do something and expecting that to make them feel obligated to comply.
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Topic'Billy' goat found wandering in Durham finds new home...
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 5:32:20 PM
#2
@Goats
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TopicFBI identifies conspiracy-theorists like QAnon as a new domestic terror threat.
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 5:31:01 PM
#8
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Does this apply to MSNBC for pedaling Russia gate for 3 years?


"Fart fart fart fart"
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TopicFBI identifies conspiracy-theorists like QAnon as a new domestic terror threat.
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 5:25:30 PM
#5
Lock alex jones up
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TopicWarned/Suspended general cxxxviii: A Brigade of Blocks
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 5:13:35 PM
#431
Error1355 posted...
Future_Ruins posted...
a-c-a-b is warned again.

I feel like somebody is targeting me because I used to never get modded, now it's happening all the time.
Or maybe you keep breaking the same rule over and over 2014 Ferrari FXX K


What got me modded? I give full consent to you to post about it. I literally don't know and I won't be able to find out until I get home in a few hours, so information sooner than then would be appreciated.
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TopicLet's see Ben Garrison's take on the Democratic Debates.
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 5:08:22 PM
#43
treewojima posted...
this is the best Ben Garrison cartoon:
hWS3saT


lol. That one is actually funny. I like how the glove is labeled "glove"
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TopicAOC says marginalized communities have no choice but to riot
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 4:41:50 PM
#18
What everyone else in the topic said...

except fenderbender and the deleted post.
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TopicUPDATE: You can no longer post in topics where the TC has you blocked.
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 3:50:17 PM
#43
Shablagoo posted...
PatrickMahomes posted...
Oh I missed those last seven words somehow

That is actually embarrassing

Error please close this topic


xD

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Topic$5 but dese users return to CE
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 2:33:32 PM
#8
Gavi is the only one I actually know so I likely wouldn't be bothered.
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Topicdidn't god cause the flood because he felt like he made a mistake
FigureOfSpeech
08/01/19 1:57:00 PM
#15
Rising sea levels and erosion caused the flood in a specific region.
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TopicImmigration officials snatch 9 year old citizen on her way to school
FigureOfSpeech
07/27/19 12:48:51 PM
#177
FigureOfSpeech posted...
Funbazooka posted...
Mistakes happen. Doesn't mean you tear down the border or get rid of immigration law.


lol


Testing something
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TopicImmigration officials snatch 9 year old citizen on her way to school
FigureOfSpeech
07/27/19 12:45:25 PM
#176
Funbazooka posted...
Mistakes happen. Doesn't mean you tear down the border or get rid of immigration law.


lol
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TopicSeth Rich conspiracy was a Russian plant, reports Yahoo news
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 6:33:49 PM
#31
Rusty_Shacklefo posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
The only power you have is the fact that your username references what it references.


Still more than you got, apparently.


Prove it
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TopicSeth Rich conspiracy was a Russian plant, reports Yahoo news
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 6:26:34 PM
#29
Rusty_Shacklefo posted...
Hairistotle posted...
COVxy posted...
Well, this topic kinda stopped in its tracks the moment it started lol

As was their goal


Never realized I had this kind of power from simply laughing at Yahoo News.


The only power you have is the fact that your username references what it references.
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Topiclmao 45
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 6:22:32 PM
#4
I don't understand why 45 was ever even born. He shouldn't have been.
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Topici demand you give me advice
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 6:19:56 PM
#3
donald trump's penis is the worst penis in history.
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TopicPaul Ryan is FINALLY saying something about Donald Trump
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 6:19:11 PM
#4
I hate paul ryan but if he is saying anything bad about trump, I believe him.
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TopicFound a huge Hercules/rhinoceros beetle at work
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 5:15:53 PM
#17
HypnoCoosh posted...
"Mating can last up to 50 minutes"


I found a caterpillar last month and when I identified what kind of moth it was, Wikipedia said mating lasts up to 24 hours.
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TopicA nuclear missile is headed for your exact location. 20 minutes. What do?
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 5:12:44 PM
#44
Goats posted...
If it's not like a tsar bomba and it's not homing on me, I drive as far in one direction as I can. I can probably escape the blast radius within 20 minutes. Probably wooper


Fun fact, you can see the tsar bomba's destruction radius on Google maps
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TopicGamefaqs is not strict enough on holocaust denial
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 4:56:02 PM
#133
fenderbender321 posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
I haven't read or even skimmed through the topic, but my guess is that there are 0 deleted posts.......

#80 disappeared.
No idea what it was.


#80 was my post.

Was trying to make a point about how people might react to somebody who questions a death count of a historical event, but in the other direction...aka somebody who believes the death count was actually higher instead of lower.

It was modded for "trolling".


Now you and I both have a currently warned account lol
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TopicNice guy gets rejected - what happens next may shock you
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 4:02:17 PM
#26
Me Stan. Buchuachaw, buchuwacha.
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TopicI'm a gay disabled whasian GAMER, ama
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 3:58:06 PM
#65
I actually don't know what I was talking about in that post >_>

If you didn't mention umbrellas, I must have meant it in some abstract symbolic way that wouldn't make sense to me when I'm sober >_>
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TopicTwitter to ban insulting religious groups.
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 3:56:04 PM
#7
People can still talk shit about scientologists though right?
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TopicGamefaqs is not strict enough on holocaust denial
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 3:43:02 PM
#123
I haven't read or even skimmed through the topic, but my guess is that there are 0 deleted posts.......
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TopicAliens finally make contact and tell us the one universal truth
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 3:37:36 PM
#23
My first interacting with the aliens would be "does your species have penises and vaginas?"
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Topicteen sentenced to life in prison for decapitating classmate in fit of jealousy
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 3:32:16 PM
#6
Lawrence? I think someone I used to work with was from there :/
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TopicSeth Rich conspiracy was a Russian plant, reports Yahoo news
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 3:26:44 PM
#24
Rusty_Shacklefo posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
Rusty_Shacklefo posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...

"I want you to argue on my terms, not yours ;_;"


You haven't even made an argument yet.


Neither have you


I never claimed I was arguing anything. I was just calling Yahoo News a joke.

Sorry you can't handle that opinion


I never claimed I was arguing anything. I was just calling your opinions jokes.

Sorry you don't even understand the idea of handling things at all. Ascii shrug emoticon that I can't post on phone because app is weird about certain characters.
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TopicSeth Rich conspiracy was a Russian plant, reports Yahoo news
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 3:10:22 PM
#18
Rusty_Shacklefo posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...

"I want you to argue on my terms, not yours ;_;"


You haven't even made an argument yet.


Neither have you
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TopicFlorida high school principal validates Holocaust deniers...
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 3:02:40 PM
#82
USB-C posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
USB-C posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
USB-C posted...
And Proudclad, don't forget Proudclad


Doesn't matter, but while you are here, who is Mal? I asked you twice yesterday and you never replied.


Mal_Fet?


Okay. Who is that? You said you aren't him. Tell me a bunch of things about him so that I can know for sure you aren't him.


Are you insinuating I'm Mal_Fet now?

I knew I'd be someone else by today. You people can't get your stories straight.


No. I have no idea who that is. I joined CE just about a month or so before your account was created so I have no idea who that is, as I have not seen them post in that time. I'm legit asking you for information on that user.
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TopicSeth Rich conspiracy was a Russian plant, reports Yahoo news
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 2:56:53 PM
#15
Rusty_Shacklefo posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
What does Yahoo News have to do with the fact that literally every opinion you have is a joke?


Holy Ad Hominem!


"I want you to argue on my terms, not yours ;_;"
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TopicWarned/Suspended Generàl CXXXVI: Let's Pick Up the Pace Here, Folks...
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 2:54:03 PM
#154
TheRealDill2000 posted...
Bio1590 posted...
Bio1590 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.5.user=De+Evolution

Suspenders

Goats posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.5.user=karlpilkington4
suspended muk

Need fenderbender for the trifecta

Truly is amazing that the people who advocate for the "questioning" of the Holocaust are the exact people you think it would be

I would chime in, but I'm concerned that my input would not be well received.


You have Holocaust-related opinions that wouldn't be well received? Could you elaborate? I'm curious now.
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TopicFlorida high school principal validates Holocaust deniers...
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 2:52:31 PM
#79
USB-C posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
USB-C posted...
And Proudclad, don't forget Proudclad


Doesn't matter, but while you are here, who is Mal? I asked you twice yesterday and you never replied.


Mal_Fet?


Okay. Who is that? You said you aren't him. Tell me a bunch of things about him so that I can know for sure you aren't him.
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TopicSeth Rich conspiracy was a Russian plant, reports Yahoo news
FigureOfSpeech
07/11/19 2:43:47 PM
#13
Rusty_Shacklefo posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
Rusty_Shacklefo posted...
Yahoo News

Lmfao


Says the same guy who said "I can teach you how to make a bomb with just a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite"


What does my name have anything to do with Yahoo News being a joke?


What does Yahoo News have to do with the fact that literally every opinion you have is a joke?
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