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TopicWarned/Suspended Generàl CXXXVI: Let's Pick Up the Pace Here, Folks...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 11:19:56 PM
#91
Yo motherfuck it I don't care. This shot is weird :(

I'm like fucking almost freaking but then hanging on like a satellite because just wow like you know...

But ordered a Buffalo Chicken calzone with extra blue and fries and got the fried the blue cheese. Driver showed up and I tipped but I didn't get the calzone D: D: D: D:D:D:D:D:
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TopicRepublican Mayor says Socialists, Abortionists AND LGBT should be KILLED!!
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 10:29:23 PM
#9
Vicious_Dios posted...
I understand his anger, but killing those who are innocent is not the answer.


Explain please why and how you understand his anger, Vicious_Dios, lieutenant of my fan club

Please.
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TopicI'm a gay disabled whasian GAMER, ama
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 10:26:49 PM
#9
SSJGrimReaper posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
"whasian" is argonian or khajiit

WOW


Well you fucking said it's an elder scrolls race and I don't know what the fuck you are talking about so......................
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TopicTrump: Radical Left Democrats are totally crazed. Two can play that game!
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 10:25:25 PM
#2
Uh oh... somebody call the sub Reddit that muffin goes to. They will love this massive melt down rant from me and will talk about it for days
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TopicCorrections Officer HEADBUTTS a Woman AND KILLS her BF during 4TH OF JULY!!
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 10:23:49 PM
#3
Death penalty
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TopicI'm a gay disabled whasian GAMER, ama
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 10:21:21 PM
#5
SSJGrimReaper posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
What's whasian?

that's a elder scrolls race iirc


Bullshit. I know elder scrolls. There is not such race. Unless "whasian" is argonian or khajiit in which case I think you're fucking lying because I've never heard them called that.
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TopicI'm a gay disabled whasian GAMER, ama
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 10:17:56 PM
#3
What's whasian?

Also why ask about cute fat guys when you have docileorangecup?
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TopicWarned/Suspended Generàl CXXXVI: Let's Pick Up the Pace Here, Folks...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 10:14:16 PM
#83
Veggeta X posted...
Joe is blocked. I wonder if she'll make another account.


Nah, she will correct the mods and be restored. She has been blocked for real things before and got unblocked. She will get unblocked for fake things now. It's dumb to even suggest otherwise.
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TopicDear customer, for the next driver could you please be more specific...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 10:11:08 PM
#61
CheekSqueak posted...
0xDEFECADE posted...
CheekSqueak posted...
i don't recall insulting your intelligence. i said you seek attention in weird ways. funny that you got that out of it though.

no, I mean the company. "Dear customer, for the next driver could you please be more specific... "

i'm not even addressing you itt. take off the armor


What is this post about?
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TopicWarned/Suspended Generàl CXXXVI: Let's Pick Up the Pace Here, Folks...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 8:14:41 PM
#79
0xDEFECADE posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
0xDEFECADE posted...
you didn't have much to do with it. the drama was mostly caused by veggeta's actions


Which happened because I wasn't around to give him attention.

well you took time to give it to me


iirc before the bullshittery of that previous (not current) warning, I didn't know who you were on that account for very long :/

And in other news it seems like you are not being necessarily kind and nice to various folks right now, Alan >_> so maybe let's dial it back a little bit... like to when you were talking about everyone making an effort to understand each other a few hours ago when this topic was first made....
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TopicSelfie Topic: The Hottest One Yet!!
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 8:11:34 PM
#433
ssj3vegeta_ posted...
treewojima posted...
Did someone say "hiking pics"?

https://imgur.com/f7DeqBz

This is somewhere on Skyline Drive in Shenandoah National Park

You ever think of bigfoots watching over you


(in Archer's voice) does anyone ever not think of that?
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TopicWarned/Suspended Generàl CXXXVI: Let's Pick Up the Pace Here, Folks...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 6:29:09 PM
#46
0xDEFECADE posted...
you didn't have much to do with it. the drama was mostly caused by veggeta's actions


Which happened because I wasn't around to give him attention.
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TopicWarned/Suspended Generàl CXXXVI: Let's Pick Up the Pace Here, Folks...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 6:25:34 PM
#44
I was a contributing factor. It certainly wasn't me exclusively and I actually regained interest in these from seeing all the time outs from that trans topic which was a bigger factor than my posts, but still, that doesn't explain why activity went down in the first place.
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TopicWarned/Suspended Generàl CXXXVI: Let's Pick Up the Pace Here, Folks...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 6:19:36 PM
#42
Little_BonTron posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
WingStopMaster posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
Little_BonTron posted...
Hey now


^What is this user's avatar?


Basically it?s where Machete got his inspiration from.


I don't see avatars. I mostly post on my phone. The only way I can see an avatar is if I'm posting on my computer and a click on someone's username. I very rarely do that. This is why I had to ask the topic what your avatar was when I saw a name that looked like it could be you. Otherwise I would have greeted you as 462 without asking.


I still don't understand your phone situation and being unable to use the basic features.

Are using an ancient flip phone or something?


I'm using an app that doesn't have all the features. Even on my computer I don't use the display avatar feature so I only see them when I click on a name.
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TopicWarned/Suspended Generàl CXXXVI: Let's Pick Up the Pace Here, Folks...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 6:17:21 PM
#41
0xDEFECADE posted...
I love seeing avatars. It adds so much flavor to the boards


Maybe I will try it sometime. Hey, did you happen to notice that my rants seemed to pick up in the last topic when I first claimed that the activity levels in these topics dropped when I stopped posting following that moderation because people who antagonize me no longer had a me to antagonize?

People were complaining about the topic being dead prior to that, and yet look what happened after that? Topic got to 500 in a few days and this one is off to a quick start. It's almost as if my reappearance helped activity increase in these again to a certain degree.

It's unfortunate that people like hairistotle and whoever else goes to that reddit don't give me credit because it goes against their narrative that I "melt down." I wonder what they'll do next time I disappear and then come back and act strangely.
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TopicWarned/Suspended Generàl CXXXVI: Let's Pick Up the Pace Here, Folks...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 6:04:51 PM
#37
WingStopMaster posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
Little_BonTron posted...
Hey now


^What is this user's avatar?


Basically it?s where Machete got his inspiration from.


I don't see avatars. I mostly post on my phone. The only way I can see an avatar is if I'm posting on my computer and a click on someone's username. I very rarely do that. This is why I had to ask the topic what your avatar was when I saw a name that looked like it could be you. Otherwise I would have greeted you as 462 without asking.
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TopicWarned/Suspended Generàl CXXXVI: Let's Pick Up the Pace Here, Folks...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 6:02:27 PM
#36
Hairistotle posted...
Then I'll wait for someone to answer with a yes or no instead of a brick


Catboy already did and it's right there in the quote. You should develop an attention span.
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TopicWarned/Suspended Generàl CXXXVI: Let's Pick Up the Pace Here, Folks...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 5:54:51 PM
#31
Hairistotle posted...
You're talking nonsense. Be normal if you want me to understand you


It's not my job to teach you how to read.
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TopicSome mod deleted my bread thread
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 5:53:35 PM
#33
darkphoenix181 posted...
mariolover2 posted...
Thought this dark phoenix guy is the one who posts topics about the same two pornstars every week. Might be someone else.


That is someone else.

I don't post about pornstars.

The bread thread did mention bell delphine but she is not a pornstar.
I just said she should bake bread in relation to the topic.


So baking vagina bread?
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TopicWarned/Suspended Generàl CXXXVI: Let's Pick Up the Pace Here, Folks...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 5:49:12 PM
#26
0xDEFECADE posted...
Hairistotle posted...
Are those ridiculous Machete meltdowns on muffins sub legit?

no. he was joking and being unserious. someone quote this hair has me on ignore


This

If you follow the last topic, you can see that my rants about a particular moderation event get gradually more bizarre. I honestly don't even know what I wrote in the post that they culminated in, but earlier in the day, or the day before, I was complimented by fan club member Vicious Dios about the entertainment value of my stranger and more out there posts. This fueled me to try and outdo myself with non-sober ramblings. Again, I don't remember what exactly I said, but I stuck with the moderation subject and I remember thinking "this is gonna be fucking hilarious" while I was typing. I'll probably keep doing it from time to time but I will need to think of new subjects to "melt down" about. The moderation story arc has concluded in my opinion. My current warning isn't interesting enough to say any more about than I have already said, plus I accepted it so I won't be able to make follow up rants like I did with the ones I disputed.
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TopicWarned/Suspended Generàl CXXXVI: Let's Pick Up the Pace Here, Folks...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 5:36:26 PM
#19
0xDEFECADE posted...


Which on of them is you?
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FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 5:31:18 PM
#13
In that case,

Little_BonTron posted...
Hey now


Hi, user formerly known as PonyPonyPony462
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FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 5:28:24 PM
#10
Little_BonTron posted...
Hey now


^What is this user's avatar?
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TopicSome mod deleted my bread thread
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 5:21:32 PM
#16
V word? Like, vagina?
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TopicDickYelp: Y'all keeping babies from 30 second nuts?
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 5:20:18 PM
#3
What?
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TopicWarned/Suspended Generàl CXXXVI: Let's Pick Up the Pace Here, Folks...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 5:12:15 PM
#5
0xDEFECADE posted...
I think people should make more of an effort to understand each others' circumstances


My current circumstances are that I'm extremely triggered by the fact that I failed to get the 500th post which if I had, would have been just the word "Penis" :(
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TopicWarned Generàl CXXXV: Title Goes Here
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 4:57:20 PM
#487
Gafemage posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.5.user=k8ybug

BANNED


That account had weird gimmicks
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FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 4:52:06 PM
#484
*throws over 9000 attentions at Veggeta X*

There, that should keep him busy for an hour or so...
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TopicTime to have an anxiety attack
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 4:47:26 PM
#21
Awesome posted...
get orange juice and put some salt in and chug it down, it should stop the adrenaline.


What's the backstory on this? I've never heard of that and now I'm curious.
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TopicRemember when Trump was running and America sucked?
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 4:45:40 PM
#18
Error1355 posted...
Simply saying something is true doesn't mean it's actually true.


So even if I say "beep bep," in reality, "not beep bep" is possible? That is disappointing.
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TopicUS Appeals Court Rules Trump Violated 1st Amendment By Blocking Twitter Follower
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 4:38:46 PM
#10
Good. This will trigger trump, hopefully into a meltdown that ends with his life being ruined.
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TopicAOC forces border patrol agent to drink toilet water
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 4:27:33 PM
#41
Damn_Underscore posted...
Isn't this the thing where the sink is on top of the toilet?


A prison toilet? Why would they have prison toilets at five star border resorts or what trump calls them?
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TopicDear customer, for the next driver could you please be more specific...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 4:16:43 PM
#59
GregShmedley posted...
_Matchabuu_ posted...
Making fun of someone who is mentally ill is totes ok

Not thinking that DoorDash requires a PhD in engineering = b7 problematic


lol wut

FigureOfSpeech posted...
"I'm Greg and I like to talk shit about Joestarr just got the sake of doing so and I will always jump at the chance to do so."


Dude you're in there now!


In what?
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TopicWarned Generàl CXXXV: Title Goes Here
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 4:01:35 PM
#470
Veggeta X posted...
Conflict posted...
It's just a screenshot of Joe, Error and etc talking shit about Muffin. Oh noes, they're badmouthing a guy who harassed Error off-site with 6 accounts named after his penis and tried sneaking into Joe's discord to leak screenshots of it onto the subreddit for public ridicule.

Who honestly gives a fuck. I sure as hell don't. Like I'm supposed to think Muffin is the victim there lmao

Are you going to ignore what smol specifically said?


I have gotten on smol's case when he's been overly harsh with people at times, but I have no sympathy for muffin or ROD.
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FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 3:57:35 PM
#466
Conflict posted...
It's just a screenshot of Joe, Error and etc talking shit about Muffin. Oh noes, they're badmouthing a guy who harassed Error off-site with 6 accounts named after his penis and tried sneaking into Joe's discord to leak screenshots of it onto the subreddit for public ridicule.

Who honestly gives a fuck. I sure as hell don't. Like I'm supposed to think Muffin is the victim there lmao


Is gwwak in that discord? If so, there is your leaker probably. I was talking to gwwak directly once about muffin and was pretty brutal about it, just because I was curious to see if it would get back to muffin. I never found out if it did or didn't. Gwwak may not have leaked that, but he got kicked off the sanctuary for leaking stuff when the sanctuary was still a thing.
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FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 3:51:22 PM
#462
Goats posted...
Bio1590 posted...
Yeah what'd I miss


Someone has been leaking screenshots of joe's discord again. It's just Error and others being catty in reaction to muffinzors. Nothing really new, except Smoliske is particularly vicious. They think Error broke the rules and leaked mod only info, but that's not the case. The Legion has laughed at worse stuff than anything in that link tbh lapras.


Did they talk about how I was ranting and spamming about my pokemons last night? >_>

That was fun tyranitar
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TopicDear customer, for the next driver could you please be more specific...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 3:48:25 PM
#54
GregShmedley posted...
_Matchabuu_ posted...
People tend to fling insults when they?re angry and insulting her intelligence was apt given both her attitude and inability to follow simple instructions.


I mean...so?


"I'm Greg and I like to talk shit about Joestarr just got the sake of doing so and I will always jump at the chance to do so."
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FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 3:43:15 PM
#457
Veggeta X posted...
I'm not even gonna try and attempt to rephrase what was said. That's how bad it was. It's all fun and games until someone takes it to the far extreme. That's when I leave the party.


Was it worse than what I suggested in post 437?
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TopicDear customer, for the next driver could you please be more specific...
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 3:33:02 PM
#49
I always have the driver call me when they are close. The house I live in has 3 different apartments and mine is the rear one but all of the main doors are at the back of the house and the upstairs unit has a different street address >_<
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TopicWarned Generàl CXXXV: Title Goes Here
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 3:27:25 PM
#453
What happened?
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Topicjoin my discord pls
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 3:25:36 PM
#144
0xDEFECADE posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
0xDEFECADE posted...
why do you have NO avatar


I got mad at the mods. It was originally "PENIS" and they suspended me, so now I hate avatars and profile pics.

oh great now that subreddit is going to think this is serious


No it actually is serious lol. It was several years ago though so now it's just a gimmick because I think it's funny.

If they want something actually embarrassing to talk shit about me over, we should talk about the time my co worker got annoyed at me and and accused me of not being nice after I called him donald trump, and I apologized to him... and then weeks or months later I called him donald trump again and he got annoyed again and I apologized again. That was bananas.
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Topicjoin my discord pls
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 3:14:18 PM
#141
0xDEFECADE posted...
why do you have NO avatar


I got mad at the mods. It was originally "PENIS" and they suspended me, so now I hate avatars and profile pics.
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Topicjoin my discord pls
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 3:07:11 PM
#135
_Matchabuu_ posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
_Matchabuu_ posted...
Y?all need to invite me to some discords
I wanna meet new ppl toooo


There is one for a community board that I'm on. The board itself is not very active and I don't go on the discord. If you're interestdd, I can add you to the board later today. Don't know how to discord invite but it shouldn't be too difficult to sort that out from the board. There might be a public link in a topic.


Aww shucks! I?ll join


Okay. Will add you to the board tonight... although that is assuming that I'm able to access it on a warned account. I don't think this one has leadership status. I'll let you know either way.
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Topicjoin my discord pls
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 3:05:30 PM
#133
0xDEFECADE posted...
_Matchabuu_ posted...
yeah there were people that got super mad at u

honestly I have no idea what happened. I was sleep deprived and drunk at the same time so blackout territory. I'm sorry to everyone there I should have just gone to sleep instead of drinking more and staying up. Rida told me to go to bed but I didn't listen... it's my own fault
_Matchabuu_ posted...
u need a containment server

that's already taken care of


Wait you were told to go to bed by Rida_Go_to_Bed? >_>. Was that account made for that purpose or was it just coincidence, because that's kinda funny.

Personally I am pretty forgiving of people who go off like that when drunk because of my own drunken shenanigans >_>. I wasn't there at the time so I don't know what you said, but that's good if you have a place to vent now where you won't lash out at people.
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Topicjoin my discord pls
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 2:51:53 PM
#123
_Matchabuu_ posted...
Y?all need to invite me to some discords
I wanna meet new ppl toooo


There is one for a community board that I'm on. The board itself is not very active and I don't go on the discord. If you're interestdd, I can add you to the board later today. Don't know how to discord invite but it shouldn't be too difficult to sort that out from the board. There might be a public link in a topic.
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Topicjoin my discord pls
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 2:49:05 PM
#122
TheGreatGeno326 posted...
stone posted...
A_A_Battery posted...
I?m far too civilized to join a Discord server full of CEers. They?re horrific enough on a forum with mods, I can?t imagine them live with less moderation. I have a family.

Oh, people behave on there, the trouble makers just get removed, or don't get accepted in the first place.

This. People are really civil from what i've seen. At least towards others in the discord.


This. There are people who only troll on here but are/were actually able to have decent conversations on it.
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TopicWhy do Americans litter so much?
FigureOfSpeech
07/09/19 2:29:13 PM
#26
Caution998 posted...
You should check out downtown L.A. or SF if you want to see some real litter.


Oh look it's Caution deflecting to cities that trunp complains about on social media...
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