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EzeDoesIt
11/25/19 1:55:10 PM
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Freaky Fast, my ass!

I even called em and theyre like, uhh, idk maybe youll get it in a few hours

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Gakk86
11/25/19 1:57:37 PM
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Why would you order from Jimmy John's?
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EzeDoesIt
11/25/19 1:58:56 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
Why would you order from Jimmy John's?


Because one of their sandwiches is passable and I like their pickles. But holy fuck is their Freaky Fast label a lie.

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Gakk86
11/25/19 2:01:24 PM
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Jimmy John's owner is cartoonishly evil and they're literally just shitty Subway with half-assed delivery.
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eston
11/25/19 2:04:04 PM
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I've never ordered delivery, but their in-store service definitely is freaky fast. Ive had them finish the sandwich before I'm done paying

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EzeDoesIt
11/25/19 2:07:54 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
Jimmy John's owner is cartoonishly evil and they're literally just shitty Subway with half-assed delivery.


I swear theyve been good in the past, though. This sucks, Im super excited for this sub, lol.

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FigureOfSpeech
11/25/19 2:09:56 PM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
Freaky Fast, my ass!

I even called ?em and they?re like, ?uhh, idk maybe you?ll get it in a few hours?


I don't believe you.
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Heineken14
11/25/19 2:10:18 PM
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Yeah, I've never had that issue when I've ordered from there. In fact most times it gets here a lot sooner then I'd think it would.
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EzeDoesIt
11/25/19 2:11:50 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
I don't believe you.


Should I call them again?!

Still havent gotten it. Ordered 12:27pm, now 1:11pm.

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creativerealms
11/25/19 2:19:48 PM
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So I guess the whole "we will only deliver to people who live five minutes away" was bullshit.

Gakk86 posted...
Jimmy John's owner is cartoonishly evil and they're literally just shitty Subway with half-assed delivery.
Yeah he's a trophy hunter. I have no problem with people who hunt for food but people who hunt animals for sport are scum.

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darkphoenix181
11/25/19 2:23:32 PM
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Should've went to chickfila.
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specialkid8
11/25/19 11:04:32 PM
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Have you gotten your sandwich yet?

I used to work for Jimmy Johns and we definitely were freaky fast. The only reason it is delayed is because they get swamped during the lunch rush. We'd have days where we're given, like, eight orders at a time to deliver while they're sliding out a dozen sandwiches a minute between in store and delivery. It happens.
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kingdrake2
11/25/19 11:10:42 PM
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creativerealms posted...
So I guess the whole "we will only deliver to people who live five minutes away" was bullshit.

Gakk86 posted...
Jimmy John's owner is cartoonishly evil and they're literally just shitty Subway with half-assed delivery.
Yeah he's a trophy hunter. I have no problem with people who hunt for food but people who hunt animals for sport are scum.


agreed, at least if hunting elk or deer the meat can be used or shared with a charity once they process it anyway.
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EzeDoesIt
11/26/19 6:53:51 PM
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Got my sandwich after like an hour. Made me throw up really bad. Not worth it.

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dummy420
11/26/19 6:55:31 PM
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Not gonna lie. The few times I ordered from them I actually thought that it really was freaky fast delivery.

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Keith_Valentine
11/26/19 7:00:02 PM
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That was one of my first jobs years ago. We were fast at. I like the Italian Night Club. But its basically paying someone to make you a sandwich you could easily and cheaply make yourself. Their bread is what pushes them over the top.

What kinda sandwich did you get tc?
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EzeDoesIt
11/26/19 7:02:06 PM
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dummy420 posted...
Not gonna lie. The few times I ordered from them I actually thought that it really was freaky fast delivery.


Its generally been the same for me as well, but not this time.

Keith_Valentine posted...
That was one of my first jobs years ago. We were fast at. I like the Italian Night Club. But its basically paying someone to make you a sandwich you could easily and cheaply make yourself. Their bread is what pushes them over the top.

What kinda sandwich did you get tc?


Thats the one I got! INC is my favorite! Unfortunately, it didnt settle very well with my stomach this time though. :/

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